This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, September 21 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
08:35The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
09:00The Middle Super Sunday The Super Bowl is coming up, and the Heck family is planning to spend it together as a family. Sue and Brad enter a square-dancing competition, but Sue can't dance at all. (S2, E13) 
09:30The Middle Valentine's Day II Axl starts dating a girl his parents aren't exactly pleased with, while Sue finds the boy who kissed her during a Halloween hayride, and Brick has a crush on a girl. (S2, E14) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Annoying Kid Debra and Ray have some new friends over for dinner. They love the couple, but Ray dislikes the son because he is annoying and keeps targeting Ray. (S7, E08) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond She's The One Robert thinks he has found his dream girl, until Ray witnesses her appetite....for flies. Robert doesn't believe that Ray saw her eat a fly - until he goes to her apartment.. (S7, E09) 
11:00The King of Queens Entertainment Weakly While Carrie is very pleased when she gets her own assistant, Doug isn't happy with a new (and funny) colleague. (S7, E04) 
11:30The King of Queens Name Dropper Carrie brings Doug to one of her work parties, but Doug forgets the name of one of Carrie's work friends so he fakes a heart attack to get out of the situation. (S7, E05) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air PSAT Pstory Will and Carleton take the PSATs with surprising results, while Geoffrey is up for his annual raise - what will happen if he doesn't get one? (S2, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
13:30Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
14:00Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
15:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
15:30Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
16:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
16:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
17:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
18:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
19:00Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
19:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
20:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
20:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
21:00Comedy Game Night Liza Tarbuck, along with team captains Sue Perkins and Guz Khan, invite a gaggle of guests round to play party games. Tonight features Sally Lindsay, Joe Swash, Judi Love, and Jay McGuiness. (S1, E03) 
22:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Measure Twice, Cut Once After Louis buys Kenny Rogers' stake in Cattleman's Ranch back, he starts to doubt his instincts as sole owner. Evan gives up watching Regis and Kathie Lee for Lent. (S4, E18) 
22:30New: Fresh Off The Boat King in the North Honey plans a vacation before the baby comes, but Jessica turns the trip into a crazy quest. Eddie, Nicole and their friends plan to wear matching suits to the dance. (S4, E19) 
23:00New: Younger Forged in Fire Charles informs the women that Millennial has been invited to a VIP publishing retreat called Bonfire and then expresses his desire to give Liza a promotion. (S4, E03) 
23:30New: Younger In the Pink Charles announces Liza's promotion to associate editor for Millennial. Kelsey is approached by Zane, an editor, who asks her out on a date. Liza and Josh sleep around. (S4, E04) 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Guess Who's Coming to Marry? Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom meets Janice's intended, who is a white man. (S2, E06) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
01:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
02:00South Park Crème Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
02:30South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
03:00South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
03:25Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
03:50Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
04:15Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
04:35Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.