This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, August 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Mom's Away Part 1: While Jay is away taking care of her mother, who's broken a leg, Michael is left in charge of the house and the kids. Meanwhile, Claire's friend Charmaine is pregnant. (S2, E01) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Mom's Away Part 2: The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home - thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting. (S2, E02) 
09:00The Office (U.S.) Product Recall Paper from Scranton with an obscene cartoon watermark left by a disgruntled papermill ex-employee are accidentally sent out, throwing the business into damage control. (S3, E21) 
09:30The Office (U.S.) Women's Appreciation After Phyllis is the victim of a flashing in the parking lot, Michael attempts to host a seminar on women's issues. It doesn't go as expected... (S3, E22) 
10:00The Office (U.S.) Beach Games David Wallace calls and informs Michael that he is a candidate for a position in the corporate office in New York. Michael believes himself the obvious choice for the job. (S3, E23) 
10:35The Office (U.S.) The Job (Part 1): Michael decides to repel any advances that Jan makes towards him, but instantly changes his mind and gives her a second chance once he sees her with enhanced breasts. (S3, E24) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
11:35Friends: Season 2 The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
13:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
13:30Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
14:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
15:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
15:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Mom's Away Part 1: While Jay is away taking care of her mother, who's broken a leg, Michael is left in charge of the house and the kids. Meanwhile, Claire's friend Charmaine is pregnant. (S2, E01) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Mom's Away Part 2: The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home - thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting. (S2, E02) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
20:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
20:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
21:00New: Single Parents Politician, Freemason, Scientist, Humorist... Poppy and the twins convince Douglas to wear a silly Halloween costume; after he finally puts it on, he meets the woman of his dreams. (S1, E05) 
21:30New: Single Parents Lettuce Will hits it off with Angie and Graham's paediatrician, Dr. Dewan, but Angie worries he'll ruin Graham's chances of getting on the Mist List for the flu vaccine. (S1, E06) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the guys tell them to. Then try to enlist people into helping them make messes at a grocery store. The punishment involves monster trucks! (S12, E01) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers Summer... ...Vacation. It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
23:00New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... What is Q's favourite condiment? Which Joker really loves yacht rock? Who came up with Sal's "Ja'Crispy" nickname? And how many parents were in on the joke for Q's story time punishment? (S3, E17) 
23:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
00:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
00:30South Park Stunning and Brave South Park's politically incorrect past catches up with it when the new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his wrath! (S19, E01) 
01:00South Park Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E02) 
01:30South Park The City Part of Town Gentrification hits South Park and Kenny's family take the brunt of it! Mr Kim's City Wok, also suffering, hire Kenny as part of their 'child labour force'! (S19, E03) 
02:00South Park You're Not Yelping There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E04) 
02:30South Park Safe Space When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) 
03:00South Park Tweek x Craig When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) 
03:25South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
03:50South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.