This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, November 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Takeshi's Castle Indonesia Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest reality TV legend Joey Essex pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E02) 
08:35Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
09:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
09:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
10:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
10:30Just My Luck Film As the luckiest woman in the world, Ashley (Lindsay Lohan) has a wonderful life, This all changes after she kisses a stranger (Chris Pine) at a party. Soon everything turn into a living hell! (2006) 
12:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
13:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
14:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
14:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
16:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
16:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
17:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
17:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
18:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
18:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
19:00Big Momma's House Film In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence) decides to impersonate the cantankerous Southern granny Big Momma. (2000) 
21:00The Internship Film Two salesmen (Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson), whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital age, must compete with a group of young, tech-savvy geniuses for a shot at employment. (2013) 
23:30Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational The Bafta-nominated star performs his debut stand-up show and takes shots at everyone, from his kids to a stranger in a coffee shop. It's the perfect showcase for his acerbic take on the world. 
00:30South Park vs. Movies You're Getting Old (1): Stan's parents ban his from listening to a Tween Wave CD he got for his birthday, but when Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
01:00South Park vs. Movies Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
01:30South Park vs. Movies D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
02:00South Park vs. Movies Insheeption Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! (S14, E10) 
02:30South Park vs. Movies World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
03:00South Park vs. Movies Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls The Sundance Film Festival is in South Park but it's not long before Hollywood culture is over running the town and polluting the sewer where Mr Hankey lives. (S2, E09) 
03:25South Park vs. Movies Trapper Keeper Cartman is none too happy when 'Bill Cosby' tells him his ultra-advanced Trapper Keeper 2000 is destined to become sentient and wipe out humanity. That kinda sucks ay? (S4, E12) 
03:50Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.