This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, February 20 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Lip Sync Battle Rob Riggle and Jeff Dye, two comedic powerhouses, face off this week in the LSB arena. Two men enter, but only one will emerge as LSB champion. (S3, E05) 
08:35Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...The Road Chip. Through a series of misunderstandings, Alvin, Simon and Theodore come to believe that Dave is going to dump them! They have three days to get to him and save themselves! (2015) 
10:20The U.S. Office Beach Games David Wallace calls and informs Michael that he is a candidate for a position in the corporate office in New York. Michael believes himself the obvious choice for the job. (S3, E23) 
10:55The U.S. Office The Job (Part 1): Michael decides to repel any advances that Jan makes towards him, but instantly changes his mind and gives her a second chance once he sees her with enhanced breasts. (S3, E24) 
11:25The U.S. Office The Job (Part 2): Jan decides to move in with a hesitant Michael, who now returns to his position as Scranton manager. Jim's interview goes well, until he finds a good-luck memento... (S3, E25) 
11:55Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
12:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
12:55Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
13:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
14:05Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
14:35Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Families Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13) 
15:35Most Ridiculous U.S. Of A. This time we give the good old US of A the MR treatment. Greg James watches the American dream become a nightmare with cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all American idiots. (S3, E14) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Quit Your Snitchin' Earl discovers he is no longer covered by the criminal code of ethics when someone steals Randy's birthday present from him. Earl struggles with going to the police. (S4, E07) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Sold a Guy a Lemon Car Earl discovers that the apparent psychopath who has moved in next door to him and Randy at the hotel is actually a guy from his past who is on the list. (S4, E09) 
16:55Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
17:25Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
17:55Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
18:25Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
18:55Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
19:25Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
19:55Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
20:30Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
21:00Employee of the Month Film Slacker Zack (Dane Cook) competes with a repeat winner for the "Employee of the Month" title at work, in order to gain the affections of new employee Amy (Jessica Simpson). (2006) 
23:05Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show Film Recorded on the final date of his record-breaking nine nights at the Hammersmith Apollo, Dara is on top form as he effortlessly mixes off the cuff audience interaction with razor sharp material. 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks weird people, twerking, Geordie Shore, and answers questions on the Yorkshire accent. His guests are Andrew Maxwell and Phil Wang. (S1, E06) 
00:35Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Gabby and Marcel will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E09) 
01:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Sonny and Jacqueline will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E10) 
01:30South Park Whale W****s Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that war with Japan beckons! (S13, E11) 
02:00South Park The F Word The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! (S13, E12) 
02:30South Park Dances With Smurfs Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. Power corrupts...(S13, E13) 
03:00South Park Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
03:25South Park Sexual Healing Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the violent new Tiger Woods game. (S14, E01) 
03:50South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be horribly rude but which is hailed as genius. Murder is the answer! (S14, E02) 
04:15The U.S. Office Ben Franklin The women of the office hold a bridal shower for Phyllis, while the men hold a bachelor's party for her groom-to-be, Bob Vance. Did someone say "strippers"? (S3, E15) 
04:35The U.S. Office Phyllis' Wedding: Phyllis lets Michael be a part of her wedding in return for allowing her to take extra time off work for her honeymoon. Michael attempts to dominate the festivities. (S3, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.