This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, May 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
09:00Life In Pieces Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business; and Colleen, Heather, Jen and Dougie have a ladies' night out. (S2, E05) 
09:30Life In Pieces Boxing Opinion Spider Beard Joan constantly scares Matt by hiding spiders around him; and Greg grows a wiry beard that irritates Jen. (S2, E06) 
09:55Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
10:25Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
10:55Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
11:30Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
11:55Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
12:25Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
12:50Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
13:25Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
13:55Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
14:25Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
14:55Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl The One Without Dialogue Pete tries to locate a woman he saw on the subway, Johnny tries to fix Ashley's bathroom plumbing, which leaves Berg with a head full of shampoo. (S4, E06) 
16:25Two Guys and a Girl Disco Nights Pete, Berg and Johnny try to get into a club, but end up drinking beer outside a convenience store after Johnny complains about the price of the beer. (S4, E07) 
16:55Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
17:25Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
17:50Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
18:25Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
18:50Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
19:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
20:00New: Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
20:30New: Most Ridiculous Brides &... ...Grooms. The internet's funniest clips are lined up. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Kevin Bridges, Patrick Kielty, Rhod Gilbert and Shappi Khorsandi. (S8, E07) 
21:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack, Frankie Boyle, and Matt Littler. (S6, E03) 
22:00Bad Education Swimming Gala Alfie turns up for the new term with a terrible hair-cut - thanks to his father - and learns that there is to be a synchronized diving contest. Time for a cash bet... (S2, E01) 
22:40New: Stephen Bailey: Comedy... ...Central Live. Tonight's special features the rising star of "Celebs on the Farm / Zoe Ball On a Saturday" brilliant stand-up comedian Stephen Bailey. 
23:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Katie and Sam will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E03) 
23:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Billy and Nikita will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E04) 
00:10Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
00:40Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
01:05New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:40South Park Butt Out When the boys' smoking leads to a nasty incident, it's the cigarettes that are blamed rather than them. Cue the glutinous Rob Reiner to arrive in town with his anti-smoking lobby! (S7, E13) 
02:05South Park Raisins When Wendy breaks up with Stan he takes it hard. The boys decide to take him to the restaurant Raisins, where all of the employees are preteen girls who enjoy wearing heavy make-up. (S7, E14) 
02:35South Park It's Christmas In Canada A law is passed in Canada, meaning poor lil' Ike must return to his biological parents. The boys set out to stop this but who is the evil mastermind behind the law? (S7, E15) 
03:05South Park Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
03:30South Park Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000 prize. (S8, E02) 
03:55South Park The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03) 
04:15Life In Pieces Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business; and Colleen, Heather, Jen and Dougie have a ladies' night out. (S2, E05) 
04:35Life In Pieces Boxing Opinion Spider Beard Joan constantly scares Matt by hiding spiders around him; and Greg grows a wiry beard that irritates Jen. (S2, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.