This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, September 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: 25 Years The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
08:35Friends: 25 Years The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
09:00Friends: 25 Years The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
09:35Friends: 25 Years The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
10:05Friends: 25 Years The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
10:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How long was Q "sleeping" before the guys decided to have him stay asleep for 30 minutes? And what did Sal think his swimming pool challenge would be? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E21) 
11:00Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging Film 14-year-old Georgia is completely besotted with 'Stiff Dylans' band hottie Robbie. She keeps a diary about the ups and downs of being a teenager, including the things she learns about kissing. (2008) 
13:05Friends: 25 Years The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
13:35Friends: 25 Years The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
14:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
14:35Friends: Happy Birthday The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
15:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
15:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
16:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
16:30Friends: Happy Birthday ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
17:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
17:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
18:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
18:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
19:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
19:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
20:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
20:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
21:00Zoolander 2 Film Derek (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are lured into modelling again and they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy. PenÚlope Cruz, Will Ferrell, and Justin Bieber feature. (2016) 
23:00I Love You, Man Film Friendless Peter Klaven goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. But is his insta-bond with his new B.F.F. gonna lead to other problems? Paul Rudd and Jason Segel star. (2009) 
01:05Jason Manford: Live at the... ...Manchester Apollo. Renowned for his cheeky story-telling and friendly delivery, Jason takes us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, and the lies Dads tell in a tour de force of comedy. 
02:05South Park The Tooth Fairy Tats Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy, which leads him to a scheme to buy a new videogame. It's not long before the boys are caught up in the black market tooth racket. (S4, E01) 
02:35South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
03:05Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
03:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
03:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.