This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Better Off Sled Louise, Gene and Tina engage in a heated turf war when their usual sledding territory is invaded by a group of angsty teenagers. (S9, E10) 
08:35Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
09:05Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
09:35Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
10:05Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
10:35Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
11:10Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Film When kids sneak into inventor Wayne Szalinski's (Rick Moranis) lab to retrieve an errant baseball, his shrink ray miniaturizes them. Now they must survive in a world full of big dangers! (1989) 
13:10Legally Blonde 2 Film Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) heads to Washington, D.C. to join the staff of a Representative (Sally Field) in order to pass a bill banning animal testing. Luke Wilson co-stars. (2003) 
14:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
16:00Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
16:35Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
17:05Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
17:40Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
18:10Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Emma, Eddy, and Alex as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E01) 
18:40Lip Sync Battle It's battle of the pop stars in the LSB arena, as Charli XCX battles Rita Ora! Taking on tracks by The Spice Girls, Ed Sheeran, and more! (S4, E10) 
19:05The Karate Kid (2010) Film Work causes single mother Sherry (Taraji P. Henson) to move to China with her young son Dre (Jaden Smith); in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master (Jackie Chan). (2010) 
22:0021 Jump Street Film Underachieving cops Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) become undercover cops at a local high school to try and shut down a dangerous drug ring. (2012) 
00:10Impractical Jokers The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, make headlines for all the wrong reasons, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips. (S11, E23) 
00:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How was the creepy voice changer made for "Devil Voices"? What penguin tips did Murr learn as a zookeeper? And what other epic punishment was shot on the same day as Sal's corn maze fiasco? (S3, E10) 
01:10Lip Sync Battle It's music legend Michael Bolton vs. comedian/actor Pete Davidson in the LSB arena! Taking on tracks by Justin Bieber, Coolio, and more! (S4, E09) 
01:40Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
02:25Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
03:00Da Ali G Show Ali learns how to save the environment... and use guns to kill people. Later, he serenades the lovely Gail Porter, and Borat joins Cambridge University's young intelligentsia for cricket. (S1, E03) 
03:35Da Ali G Show It's up to Ali G to turn the tables in the Third World... with turntables. Ali goes behind the scenes of US TV, and Roy Hattersley and Chrissie Hynde join Ali on the show. (S1, E04) 
04:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air All Guts, No Glory Will withdraws from a difficult college philosophy class then regrets his decision when he realises that the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever known. (S4, E03) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father of the Year When Will tries to impress a beautiful college girl (Tyra Banks) by pretending to be a single father, using his new infant cousin, he ends up in a whole heap of trouble. (S4, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.