This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, February 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Season 3 The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
08:35Friends: Season 4 The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
09:00Scrubs My Dirty Secret Sex is the topic of the day at Sacred Heart. Dr. Cox can't find the time to have any with Jordan, Carla's thinking of abstaining and Elliot gives a patient an orgasm. (S3, E09) 
09:30Scrubs My Rule of Thumb Dr. Cox and Turk clash over a friend of Dr. Cox who needs a transplant. Carla and Elliot try to help out a dying patient who has a surprising final wish. Tara Reid guests. (S3, E10) 
10:00Scrubs My Clean Break Commitment phobe J.D. wants to break up with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) but can't find the courage. Dr. Cox realizes that he is no longer frightening to his residents. (S3, E11) 
10:30Scrubs My Catalyst Sacred Heart is visited by Dr. Casey (guest star Michael J. Fox), a super doctor of sorts, who impress all with his extraordinary medical skills, and his severe O.C.D.! (S3, E12) 
11:00Scrubs My Porcelain God Dr. Casey (Michael J. Fox) and J.D discover the toilet the Janitor installed on the roof. Dr. Kelso closes down a wing of the hospital but Dr. Cox and Carla fight back. (S3, E13) 
11:35Scrubs My Screw Up Dr. Cox is all smiles when Jordan's brother, Ben (Brendan Fraser), returns, but soon regrets forcing J.D. to focus all his attention on him. Carla has her eye on Turk's mole... (S3, E14) 
12:01Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Film Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) returns when he's coerced out of retirement to retrieve an endangered white bat from a village in Africa. Otherwise it's civil war between two tribes! (1995) 
13:55Friends: Season 4 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
14:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
15:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
15:30Friends: Season 4 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
16:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
16:30Friends: Season 4 The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
18:35Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
19:00Mr. Deeds Film When sweet-natured, small-town guy, Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler), inherits $40 billion from a deceased uncle, his life changes forever! (2002) 
21:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
22:25The Roast Of Justin Bieber Join us for the roast of everyone's favourite delinquent pop star, Justin Bieber! Kevin Hart is Roast Master as the likes of Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, and Shaquille O'Neal make our little buddy squirm! 
00:25Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Actor Taye Diggs (Angelo in 'Empire') faces off against musician Ne-Yo. (S3, E14) 
00:50Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
01:25South Park Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
01:55South Park Bloody Mary Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14) 
02:25Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
02:55Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
03:20The Cleveland Show Til Deaf When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland must come up with a clever way to sneak off with his buddies on a hunting trip without her finding out. (S3, E12) 
03:45The Cleveland Show Das Shrimp Boot Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go to a Spring Break cruise with his family. (S3, E13) 
04:10Two And A Half Men That Darn Priest Alan starts to feel guilty about conning his family and friends, and he and Rose come to an agreement over their respective secrets. Charlie Sheen's last ever episode. (S8, E16) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt It's a teary goodbye for Charlie as some familiar faces show up to bid adieu, and a watery hello to internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher). (S9, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.