This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, August 15 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
08:35Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
09:00Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
09:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
10:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
10:30Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
11:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
11:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
12:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
12:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
13:00The Three Musketeers Film The hot-headed young D'Artagnan and three former legendary Musketeers must unite to defeat the treacherous Milady De Winter (Milla Jovovich) and Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz). (2011) 
15:10Evan Almighty Film God (Morgan Freeman) contacts Congressman Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood. John Goodman, Wanda Sykes, and Jonah Hill co-star. (2007) 
17:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
17:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
18:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
18:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
19:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
20:00New: Michael McIntyre's Big Show Strictly's Anton Du Beke hands over his phone for Send To All, and Love Islanders Dani Dyer and Samira Mighty help surprise the latest Unexpected Star Gino D'Acampo gets a rude awakening. (S4, E05) 
21:00Friends with Benefits Film Jamie (Mila Kunis) and Dylan (Justin Timberlake) decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications. (2011) 
23:05Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! ...Uncut. Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
00:20Super Troopers Film Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime. A Broken Lizard film. (2001) 
02:20Michael McIntyre's Big Show Strictly's Anton Du Beke hands over his phone for Send To All, and Love Islanders Dani Dyer and Samira Mighty help surprise the latest Unexpected Star Gino D'Acampo gets a rude awakening. (S4, E05) 
03:20Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
03:45Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
04:10Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
04:35Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.