This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, March 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Way Home In a "Wizard of Oz" homage; J.D. is trying to go home, Elliot needs some brains, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have courage. (S5, E07) 
08:35Scrubs My Half-Acre J.D. meets the 'klutzy' Julie (Mandy Moore), and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice. Meanwhile, Turk joins the hospital air-band. (S5, E09) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Van Hickey Earl has to get his old band back together to take care of an elderly man on his list. But it only brings out a nasty secret which ultimately forces Earl to marry Ralph's mom. (S2, E05) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Made a Lady Think I Was God Earl wants to make amends to an angry trailer park manager (Roseanne Barr) for playing a trick on her - but it caused her to change her life for the better. (S2, E06) 
10:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
10:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
16:008 Simple Rules Halloween The Halloween Dance is near. Since Bridget is the president, it's her duty to organize it - and since she's no good at it, the vice president seeks to replace her. (S3, E06) 
16:308 Simple Rules Coach Bridget falls for a tennis coach, Scott, and so does Cate, whom he asks out. Cate declines because they work at the same place, but can she resist her urges? Rory finds out a secret. (S3, E07) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
17:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
18:25Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
18:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but first they face a tumble in Star Bowling and a wobble in Bridge Ball. (S2, E09) 
20:30Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
21:00Little Fockers Film Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) wants to appoint a successor. Does son-in-law Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) have what it takes? Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman, and Barbra Streisand star. (2010) 
23:00The Chris Ramsey Show Chris welcomes musician Example and the charming comedian Jayde Adams into his basement for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! (S2, E04) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks erotic buckaroo, landline phones, and weird sex; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James. (S2, E02) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani. (S2, E03) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight are Matt Damon & Gary White, co-founders of - Its goal is to provide aid to developing countries that do not have access to safe drinking water and sanitation. 
01:30South Park The Last of the Meheecans When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09) 
02:00South Park Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
02:30South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
03:00South Park 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
03:25Rick and Morty The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Crazy Train Dr. Fist tells Cleveland that Freight Train's newfound kindness to his son may be a sign of dementia. (S4, E22) 
04:15Two And A Half Men The Ol' Mexican Spinach: When Walden has a health scare at Halloween he decides life's too short to waste so it's time for children! Now, who might he ask to be the "mother"...? (S12, E01) 
04:35Two And A Half Men A Chic Bar in Ibiza After thinking about the proposal, Alan agrees to marry Walden. They break the news to their mothers, Berta and Jenny - who are all just a little bit shocked! (S12, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.