This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, January 22 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace East Side Story Riding the success of their new real-estate venture, Will and Grace decide to expand to the east side clashing with the reigning team of lesbian apartment flippers. (S6, E17) 
08:35Will & Grace Courting Disaster Searching for a movie-watching pal after Stuart opts out, Jack invites Grace for an afternoon at the theatre. However, they discover Stuart and a mystery man at a matinee. (S6, E18) 
09:00Will & Grace No Sex 'n' the City: Tip-toeing through his budding relationship, an apprehensive Will makes the mistake of taking Grace's advice on love, playing hard-to-get with his new pseudo-boyfriend. (S6, E19) 
09:30The U.S. Office Basketball Michael and the office staff take on the workers in the warehouse in a basketball game. Through racist and sexist ideals, Michael chooses many of the lesser skilled staff. (S1, E05) 
10:00The U.S. Office Hot Girl When an attractive purse saleswoman named Katy (Amy Adams) comes to the office, Michael and Dwight openly vie for her attention. (S1, E06) 
10:35My Name Is Earl Number One Earl discovers that a guy he stole money from was going to use the money to buy the winning lottery ticket. So he gifts the money to him, which makes Randy very angry! (S1, E24) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys review their favourite moments from the past season, and they reveal the most surprising occurrences and the best never-before-seen footage. (S3, E02) 
12:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
12:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
13:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
13:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
14:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
14:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
15:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Very Bad Things Earl helps Joy try to get rid of a stolen delivery truck, which becomes harder when they discover that someone is still in the back of the truck! (S2, E01) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Jump for Joy Earl and Randy ask Catalina to return to the strip club, but they don't tell her that they need her to do it so that the club's owner (Burt Reynolds) will pay for Joy's bail. (S2, E02) 
17:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
17:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
18:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
19:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
19:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
20:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
20:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
21:00Gremlins 2: The New Batch Film The Gremlins are back, and this time they're out to take control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper. Goofy and satirical chaos ensues! Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates star. (1990) 
23:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Noel Fielding plus Katherine Ryan. Feat. a drag spectacular with Baga Chipz & The Vivienne vs. Glamrou & Crystal, and Laura Lexx vs. Tom Livingstone. (S4, E01) 
23:35Drunk History Charlotte Ritchie reveals the truth behind The Cottingley Fairies (stars Catherine Tate and Mathew Horne), and Nish Kumar talks about the Invention of the Telephone (featuring Anthony Head). (S2, E05) 
00:00Drunk History Joe Lycett and Ellie Taylor get drunk before telling the stories of the Battle of Trafalgar (starring Anthony Head and Alex Macqueen) and the Virgin Queen (starring Sarah Alexander). (S2, E06) 
00:30South Park The Entity Kyle's annoying cousin arrives in town and it's not long before the boys are doing their best to get rid of him. Mr Garrison invents a slightly sexual new mode of transport. (S5, E11) 
01:00South Park Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
01:30South Park Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
02:00South Park Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
02:30South Park Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
03:00South Park Freak Strike The boys decide to create a freak in order to win a prize on a TV show - will Butters' case of "Chinballalitis" be enough to win? And will he be discovered by the freaks union? (S6, E03) 
03:20South Park Fun With Veal When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! (S6, E04) 
03:45New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is BD Wong (Dr. Henry Wu in "Jurassic World"), talking about his role in hot new Comedy Central sitcom "Awkwafina is Nora from Queens". 
04:10Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the General rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Turtle Path and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the Castle of Takeshi. (S2, E05) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants try to avoid and the pirates in Turtle Path before getting a soaking in Wet Paint. All of them aiming to storm the castle for victory. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.