This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, October 15 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Striptease for Two Carlton tells Will about an insider tip he got on a company's stock, and how they can make thousands. Problem is they'll have to pawn Vivian's bracelet to buy the stock. (S2, E24) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air How I Spent My Summer Vacation Will returns home from spending the summer in Philadelphia with a new look that does not sit well with Philip. Ashley starts to pick up Will's habits. (S3, E01) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
10:00Will & Grace Will On Ice It's Will's birthday and all he wants is a nice, quiet dinner with his two best friends, Grace and Jack. Jack and Grace discover they share a passion for figure skating. (S1, E11) 
10:30Will & Grace My Fair Maid-y Will hires a cleaning lady to 'rescue' his designing roommate Grace from the creative chaos that litters their apartment.Grace develops a dependency on her maid. (S1, E12) 
11:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
11:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
12:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
12:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
13:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
13:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
14:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
14:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
15:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
15:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
16:00Will & Grace The Unsinkable Mommy Adler Grace's visiting mom, Bobbi Adler, a would-be star whose propensity for breaking out into show tunes and impressions dismays her daughter -- wreaks havoc. (S1, E13) 
16:30Will & Grace Big Brother Is Coming (1): A 'surprise' birthday party for Jack astounds Will when his estranged older brother Sam turns up at Grace's invitation. Sparks fly between the brothers. (S1, E14) 
17:00Friends: Monica Week The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
17:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
18:00Friends: Monica Week The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
18:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
19:00Friends: Monica Week The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
19:30Friends: Monica Week The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
20:00Friends: Monica Week The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
20:30Friends: Monica Week The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
21:0010 Things I Hate About You Film A pretty, popular teenager can't go on a date until her ill-tempered older sister (Julia Stiles) does, so strings are pulled to set the dour damsel up with the handsome Patrick (Heath Ledger). (1999) 
23:00New: Lip Sync Battle Actor/rapper Pooch Hall battles his "Ray Donovan" on screen brother Dash Mihok. Taking on tracks by Iggy Azalea, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, and Janet Jackson! (S5, E08) 
23:30New: Lip Sync Battle Oscar winner Kathy Bates and comedian Tone Bell step into the arena for an action-packed competition, but only one will emerge a champion. Features tracks by Bruno Mars and John Legend! (S4, E11) 
00:00South Park Butt Out When the boys' smoking leads to a nasty incident, it's the cigarettes that are blamed rather than them. Cue the glutinous Rob Reiner to arrive in town with his anti-smoking lobby! (S7, E13) 
00:30South Park Raisins When Wendy breaks up with Stan he takes it hard. The boys decide to take him to the restaurant Raisins, where all of the employees are preteen girls who enjoy wearing heavy make-up. (S7, E14) 
01:00South Park It's Christmas In Canada A law is passed in Canada, meaning poor lil' Ike must return to his biological parents. The boys set out to stop this but who is the evil mastermind behind the law? (S7, E15) 
01:30South Park Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
02:00South Park Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000. (S8, E02) 
02:30South Park The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03) 
03:00South Park You Got F'd in the A: The boys get 'served' by some kids from the O.C. so now 'it's on!'. Stan puts together a dance troupe who must compete in the dance-off. Will Randy's moves save them? (S8, E04) 
03:25South Park AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is producer & DJ Black Coffee. He is the guiding light of the movement to broadcast the potential of South Africa's future club stars. 
04:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
04:40Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.