This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, October 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Sweetheart's Day Jay announces that Saturday is Sweethearts Day, a holiday she made up solely for Michael to buy her diamonds. (S5, E14) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Silence Is Golden Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence. (S5, E15) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler's Son Did It A man claiming to be Geoffrey's son comes to visit. Frederick soon charms everyone in the house - except Will. Will is determined to find the real story. (S6, E17) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hare Today... When Phil accidentally sits on Nicky's pet rabbit (killing it), he encourages the family to attend church to rid them of their sins. (S6, E18) 
10:00Scrubs My Last Words J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. (S8, E02) 
10:30Scrubs My Saving Grace Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. (S8, E03) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
13:00Gilmore Girls That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee: Rory is upset over Logan's absence and that they had to cancel their trip to Asia. Lorelai turns her house into an Asian-themed wonderland. (S7, E02) 
14:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
14:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
15:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
15:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
20:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E03) 
21:00Grown Ups 2 Film Lenny (Adam Sandler), decides he wants to move his family back to his hometown. But he's not expecting old (and new) bullies, schizophrenic bus drivers, drunk cops, and psycho ex-girlfriends! (2013) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker was almost pushed into the street while in a portable toilet? Who lived down the hall from a future NBA star in college? And where did the term "hipster" come from? (S2, E20) 
00:00South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 22 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever 
00:30Gary And His Demons Fleshler '99 / Gary Goes Home: Gary finds out that a demon named Fleshler might still be alive. Then Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. (S1, E02) 
01:00Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
01:30Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
02:00Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Love Simulations The aliens help Jeff find his soulmate using simulations with miniature clones, but things go bad when one of them escapes into the real world. Adult animation. (S1, E10) 
02:30Brickleberry Cops and Bottoms Bored with the lack of crime in Brickleberry Park, Steve joins the police force and finds himself in over his head. Meanwhile, Woody and Malloy travel to the Vatican. (S3, E11) 
03:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler's Son Did It A man claiming to be Geoffrey's son comes to visit. Frederick soon charms everyone in the house - except Will. Will is determined to find the real story. (S6, E17) 
03:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hare Today... When Phil accidentally sits on Nicky's pet rabbit (killing it), he encourages the family to attend church to rid them of their sins. (S6, E18) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is modern legend Formula One World Champion Lewis Hamilton! 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Money While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship cheque for Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money. (S7, E10) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Bride of Ida Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town for a piano competition. Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to her helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. (S7, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.