This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, March 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Rite Of Passage J.D. wants to treat his interns well, but he finds out they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear. Cox needs a break from Jordan and orders her to find friends at work. (S5, E02) 
08:35Scrubs My Day at The Races Trying to complete a list of goals before his 30th birthday, J.D. signs up for a triathlon. Turk takes on a patient who wishes to be hypnotized during surgery. (S5, E03) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Very Bad Things Earl helps Joy try to get rid of a stolen delivery truck, which becomes harder when they discover that someone is still in the back of the truck! (S2, E01) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Jump for Joy Earl and Randy ask Catalina to return to the strip club, but they don't tell her that they need her to do it so that the club's owner (Burt Reynolds) will pay for Joy's bail. (S2, E02) 
10:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
10:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
11:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
12:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
12:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
16:008 Simple Rules Changes Cate decides to do "something special" for herself, but it angers the girls. Something is bugging Kerry. Gramps tries to resist the urge to restart smoking. (S3, E02) 
16:308 Simple Rules The School Nurse Rory is being bullied in school - (un)fortunately Gramps and C.J. offer him advice. The girls are not happy to hear that Cate will become their school nurse. (S3, E03) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
20:00New: The Middle Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner Mike's wayward brother, Rusty, comes to town and presents Sue with an extravagant gift, which Mike thinks is stolen goods. (S9, E14) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Will Trash Book Spa When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. (S1, E14) 
21:00Just Go With It Film A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler), romancing a much younger schoolteacher, enlists his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) to pretend to be his soon to be ex-wife, in order to cover up a careless lie. (2011) 
23:20The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is joined in his basment by Made In Chelsea's Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo and comedian Matt Richardson; for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! (S2, E03) 
23:50Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
00:15Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
00:50Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent. (S1, E10) 
01:15New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Mitch Landrieu (The New Orleans mayor who removed the Confederate statues), talking about his new book "In the Shadow of Statues". 
01:50South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
02:15South Park Royal Pudding After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03) 
02:50South Park T.M.I. After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04) 
03:10South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05) 
03:35The Cleveland Show Squirt's Honour Donna demands that Rallo enlist in a Boy Scout-like organization, where he institutes a moneymaking scam. Later, Cleveland and Donna are the winners of a romantic getaway. (S4, E18) 
04:00The Cleveland Show Grave Danger Rallo sees what life is like in the hood when he stays at Robert's apartment in East Stoolbend, but when Robert takes off, the youngster is left to buddy up with local toughs. (S4, E19) 
04:20Two And A Half Men How To Get Rid of Alan Harper Alan is shocked when Larry asks him to be his best man. Lyndsey is mad! Waldon gets suspicious when Nicole pulls out of another she cheating on him? (S11, E16) 
04:40Two And A Half Men West Side Story Walden gets a little excited when fashion designer Kate arrives back in town. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to see "Jeff Strongman's" place - where will he take her...? (S11, E18) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.