This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, May 28 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Major Anxiety Brick informs Frankie & Mike that he would like to go to his school's Fantasy Dance. Sue becomes edgy after drinking a lot of coffee in order to appear more sophisticated. (S6, E03) 
08:35The Middle The Table Frankie and Mike approach their 22nd wedding anniversary. Frankie finds a full dining set on sale for them online for $50 - is all as it seems? Meanwhile, Brick starts a podcast. (S6, E04) 
09:00The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
09:30The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
10:00The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
10:30The Middle The College Tour Mike attends Sue's college-tour weekend, forcing him to miss the first college football game that Axl gets to play in. Frankie leaves Brick with multiple babysitters. (S6, E08) 
11:00Last Man Standing Explorers Mike is excited when he receives an offer to submit his artifact to a renowned museum - something Ed's wanted his whole life. (S6, E13) 
11:30Last Man Standing A House Divided Mike and Vanessa are put off by the amorous conduct of newlyweds Kyle and Mandy. The newlyweds begin the search for their own place. (S6, E14) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Wedding Show (Psyche!): Feeling that their opinions and feelings are being ignored, Will and Lisa run off to Las Vegas to get married. Isaac Hayes guest stars. (S5, E18) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Slum Like It... Not! Will talks Philip into buying Jazz's apartment building. The state of the building however is not what they expected and things soon turn awry. (S5, E19) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air As the Will Turns Will finds out what it is like to have a woman in his life that controls things. Also, Will lands a part in a soap opera and begins to see himself as a major star. (S5, E20) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Save the Last Trance for Me While at a magic show, Will is unknowingly hypnotized and begins to act like a child at the ring of a bell. (S5, E21) 
14:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
14:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
15:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
16:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
16:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
17:00Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
17:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
18:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
18:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
19:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
19:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
20:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
20:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
21:00Superbad Film Best friends Seth and Evan luck into an invitation to a party, and spend a long day trying to score enough alcohol to lubricate the party and impress the ladies. Jonah Hill & Michael Cera star. (2007) 
23:10New: Funniest Ever Celebrity... ...Moments. Clip show featuring stars making fools of themselves. Strictly Come Dancing winner Ore Oduba reveals priceless clips of celebs trying to show they're not just pretty faces. (S1, E02) 
00:15Jackass 3.5 Film Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O and the rest of the gang are back once again, performing painful stunts and practical jokes that stretch the boundaries of good taste. (2011) 
02:00South Park Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? (1): The boys are convinced they will go to hell when they die unless they confess all their sins. Satan is torn between two lovers: Chris and Saddam Hussein. (S4, E09) 
02:30South Park Probably (2): The boys build a church-shaped shack to live in and listen to Cartman the preacher man. Meanwhile, Satan turns to an unlikely source for advice about his relationship woes. (S4, E10) 
03:00South Park 4th Grade The boys enter the 4th grade and take a fast dislike to their new teacher, Ms Choksondik. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison realises he needs to acknowledge and confront his "gay side". (S4, E11) 
03:25Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Obama, a crowd surfing Mayor, kids on drugs, throwing babies, iPad headstones, and a poo tracking app. (S7, E08) 
04:15The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
04:35The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.