This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, October 14 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Striptease for Two Carlton tells Will about an insider tip he got on a company's stock, and how they can make thousands. Problem is they'll have to pawn Vivian's bracelet to buy the stock. (S2, E24) 
10:00Will & Grace The Truth About Will and Dogs Will balks at first when Grace decides to adopt a dog, but the pooch soon becomes his obsession, until Grace coaxes him to let Jack and Karen puppy-sit. (S1, E09) 
10:30Will & Grace The Big Vent Will and Grace become hooked on a real-life soap opera unfolding in their neighbors' apartment when they begin eavesdropping through the new heating vent in their floor. (S1, E10) 
11:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
11:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
12:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
12:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
13:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
13:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
14:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
14:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
15:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
15:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
16:00Will & Grace Will On Ice It's Will's birthday and all he wants is a nice, quiet dinner with his two best friends, Grace and Jack. Jack and Grace discover they share a passion for figure skating. (S1, E11) 
16:30Will & Grace My Fair Maid-y Will hires a cleaning lady to 'rescue' his designing roommate Grace from the creative chaos that litters their apartment.Grace develops a dependency on her maid. (S1, E12) 
17:00Friends: Monica Week The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
17:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
18:00Friends: Monica Week The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
18:30Friends: Monica Week The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
19:00Friends: Monica Week The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
19:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
20:00Friends: Monica Week The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
20:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
21:00New: Single Parents Raining Blood To celebrate Angie's 30th birthday, Will throws a big party re-creating Ozzfest. (S1, E20) 
21:30New: Single Parents JOUST! Poppy and Douglas bond over working on Rory's class president campaign until Poppy finds out about some of Douglas' shady campaign tactics. (S1, E21) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys play matchmakers at the food court of a mall, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person. (S12, E09) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...jokes. What part of "Out of Remote Control" annoyed people more than any challenge to date? And what scares Murr more than skydiving? (S3, E25) 
23:00South Park: 300th Episode! The boys are back as South Park returns with its 23rd season! It's still as crude, rude, and relevant as ever. 
23:30South Park vs. Celebrities The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
00:00South Park vs. Celebrities Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
00:30South Park vs. Celebrities The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03) 
01:00South Park vs. Celebrities Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset: Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "***** off!" (S8, E12) 
01:30South Park vs. Celebrities ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
02:00South Park vs. Celebrities Britney's New Look The media circus arrives in South Park as Britney Spears hides in the town. After a photo of her urinating on a ladybug sells for $100,000 the boys have a brain wave. (S12, E02) 
02:30South Park vs. Celebrities Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
03:00South Park vs. Celebrities Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
03:25South Park vs. Celebrities Stunning and Brave South Park's politically incorrect past catches up with it when the new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his wrath! (S19, E01) 
03:50South Park vs. Celebrities Mecha-Streisand Cartman and Kyle fall out over a magic triangle they un-earth on an archaeological dig. The triangle yields the power to turn Barbra Streisand into a terrible monster. (S1, E12) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.