This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, June 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Office (U.S.) Office Olympics Michael and Dwight leave to close a deal on Michael's new condominium. Michael becomes stressed when he realizes how long he will be paying for his condo. (S2, E03) 
08:35The Office (U.S.) Traveling Salesmen Dwight arrives late for a morning meeting, where Michael announces that the members of the sales staff are teaming up for sales calls, in an Amazing Race-esque challenge. (S3, E13) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Boogeyman When Earl decides to cross off "made a kid scared of the boogeyman" from his list, he discovers just what kind of lasting affect he had on the little boy. (S1, E20) 
09:30My Name Is Earl The Bounty Hunter Before he was tricked into marrying Joy, Earl had been dating Jessie (Juliette Lewis). When Jessie objected to being dumped, Joy knocked out her two front teeth! (S1, E21) 
10:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
10:25Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
11:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
11:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
13:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
13:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
14:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
15:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Stole a Badge Earl tackles #127, "Stole a badge from a police officer". Earl finds that the officer got demoted because of him. Earl now has to make it up to the officer. (S1, E22) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Number One Earl discovers that a guy he stole money from was going to use the money to buy the winning lottery ticket. So he gifts the money to him, which makes Randy very angry! (S1, E24) 
17:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
17:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
18:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
18:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
19:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
19:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
20:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
20:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
22:00New: LA to Vegas The Proposal Ronnie applies for a job on another airline, not thinking about what a change in route might mean for her relationship with Bryan. Captain Dave plans to propose to Patricia. (S1, E15) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dion and Travis will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E03) 
23:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hazen and Alicia will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E04) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Murr, Sal, Joe and Q beg supermarket shoppers to hold on to a weird item for them, and tonight's big loser must reveal his embarrassing digital life to his own father. (S10, E20) 
00:30Idiot TV There's a cornucopia of clowns, Radio Bore's Ryan Sewer brings out the very best words he knows, and there's a colossal catch at Loch Ness. Chris Barrie narrates. (S1, E10) 
01:30South Park Rainforest Schmainforest The boys go to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir tour, but Cartman is on a mission to cause havoc. Jennifer Aniston guests. (S3, E01) 
02:00South Park Spontaneous Combustion The citizens of South Park are randomly exploding and it's up to Stan to find the cause. Kyle discovers his dad is having problems with erectile dysfunction. (S3, E02) 
02:30South Park The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama): The boys discover that Chef has a new girl who has changed him from a free-spirited, soul-singing hipster to that of a mediocre, religious paper pusher. (S3, E03) 
03:00South Park Jakovasaurs While camping, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs (a parody of Jar Jar Binks) on the planet. Will the townsfolk welcome them with open arms or find them very annoying? (S3, E04) 
03:25South Park The Sexual Harassment Panda After a school educational talk from Petey the Panda, Cartman decides to sue Stan for sexual harassment. Suing fever starts to grip the entire town! (S3, E06) 
03:50My Name Is Earl BB Earl finds out that by shooting a young girl with a BB gun, he caused a major argument between her and her father. It will take all his energy and patience to get them to reconcile. (S1, E23) 
04:10Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
04:35Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.