This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, April 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
09:00Fresh Off The Boat The Fall Ball As Eddie's first school dance approaches, Louis is determined to make the night as perfect as a John Hughes film. Jessica learns she can make a lot of money flipping houses. (S2, E04) 
09:30Fresh Off The Boat Miracle on Dead Street It's the Huangs' first Halloween in the suburbs and Louis is determined to turn their "dead" street into a prime destination for trick-or-treaters. (S2, E05) 
10:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
10:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
11:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
12:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding Starring Ryan Reynolds. One of Berg, Pete and Sharon's college friends is getting married and they are all invited. Pete takes it badly. (S2, E08) 
12:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford Starring Ryan Reynolds. After her announcement that she has feelings for Berg but has a long term boyfriend, Ashley is avoiding Berg. (S2, E09) 
13:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
14:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
15:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon and Johnny want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition and be alone. But plans change when Pete's grandpa comes down. (S2, E10) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley, and also Sharon and Johnny! (S2, E11) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
17:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
19:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
19:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Doing It Right Louis prepares his secret-recipe chili for the North Orlando Chili Cook-Off, where he will face five-time winner, Marvin. He asks Eddie to be his apprentice. (S2, E17) 
20:30New: Fresh Off The Boat Week In Review When Eddie comes home with lice and infects others in the family, Louis leaves it to Jessica to clean up the mess. Eddie tries to back out of a bet he made with his teacher. (S2, E18) 
21:00The Expendables 3 Film Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) co-founded the Expendables with Conrad Stonebanks (Mel Gibson). After Stonebanks became an arms dealer, Ross was forced to kill him - or so he thought... (2014) 
23:30Ridiculousness On a special episode of Ridiculousness, it's all about the kids! Rob, Steelo and Chanel celebrate the next generation by drinking some "Go Go Juice", and joining "Tyke Club". (S10, ep7) 
00:00Ridiculousness The team is joined by rapper G-Eazy to learn the "Dangers Of Alone Time", get a taste of the riches in "The Almost Good Life", and experience the heartbreak of being "Served A Curve". (S10, ep8) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ryan and Simi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E08) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
02:05South Park Member Berries Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E01) 
02:35South Park Skank Hunt Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E02) 
03:05South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
03:30South Park Wieners Out Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, but can he succeed? Meanwhile Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends. (S20, E04) 
03:50South Park Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.