This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, June 2 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Chandler Binge ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
08:35Friends: Chandler Binge The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
09:00Friends: Chandler Binge The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
09:30Friends: Chandler Binge The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
10:00Friends: Chandler Binge The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
10:30Friends: Chandler Binge The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
11:00The Karate Kid (2010) Film Work causes single mother Sherry (Taraji P. Henson) to move to China with her young son Dre (Jaden Smith); in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master (Jackie Chan). (2010) 
14:00Friends: Chandler Binge The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
14:30Friends: Chandler Binge The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
15:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
15:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
16:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
16:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
17:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
17:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
18:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
18:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
19:00Paul Blart: Mall Cop Film When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to mild-mannered security guard Paul Blart (Kevin James), who takes his job very seriously, to save the day. (2009) 
21:00Tower Heist Film When a group of hard-working guys (incl. Ben Stiller) find out they've fallen victim to their wealthy employer's Ponzi scheme, they conspire with a petty crook (Eddie Murphy) to rob him. (2011) 
23:00Michael McIntyre: Happy & Glorious Michael returns to the stage to do what he does best; make everyday life face-achingly hilarious. He throws everything in to this memorable performance that has over 15,000 rolling in the aisles. 
00:00Sofie Hagen: Comedy Central Live Tonight's episode of this authentic live show finds Danish comedian Sofie Hagen on stage at Comedy Central Live performing to an enthusiastic audience. 
00:35Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
01:30South Park Go Fund Yourself The boys decide to create a company funded through Kickstarter so that they never have to work. When they take the Washington Redskins' name, the football team see red! (S18, E01) 
02:00South Park Gluten Free Ebola When bad things happen to a scientist explaining how gluten is fine, the whole of South Park goes gluten free - can the cure to the gluten epidemic be found? (S18. E02) 
02:30South Park The Cissy Cartman has a plan in order to poo whenever he wants! Though Wendy might have something to say about it. Randy is harbouring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. (S18, E03) 
03:00South Park Handicar Timmy's new transportation service, to raise money for summer camp, makes him a lot of enemies - including arch nemeses Nathan and Mimsy! This is not going to end well... (S18, E04) 
03:25South Park The Magic Bush Cartman and Butters spy on Craig's mum using a drone. When the recording they made goes viral on the internet, the people of South Park decide an army of drones is needed! (S18, E05) 
03:50Bob's Burgers The Gene Mile When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to secure some tickets. (S9, E20) 
04:15Life In Pieces Late Smuggling Dreambaby Voucher Heather and Tim run into obstacles when trying to get to the airport, Joan and John attempt to smuggle their dog, and Matt and Colleen miss their flights. (S2, E21) 
04:35Life In Pieces Poison Fire Teats Universe Greg & Jen get into trouble, the Hughes family have to deal with a fire, and Colleen & Matt miss all the flights to Mexico for their wedding. (S2, E22) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.