This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, July 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
08:35The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
09:00The Middle The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
09:30The Middle Dollar Days Frankie gets discouraged while looking for a new job, Axl reaches his breaking point with Sue and Darrin, and Mike has a campout with Brick's new scout group. (S4, E20) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
10:25My Name Is Earl Gospel Earl tries to return a stolen church organ to a preacher (formerly a "gangsta" known as "Hash Brown"), but finds he's on the list more than once. Joy accidentally kidnaps Catalina. (S4, E24) 
10:50Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
11:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
12:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
12:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
12:55Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
13:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
13:55Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
14:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
15:00Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
15:35Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 1): News show Inside Probe investigates the disappearance of the Crab Shack's owner, thinking that he was abducted by aliens. Several Camden residents become suspects. (S4, E25) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
16:50Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
17:25Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
17:50Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
18:25Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
18:50Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
19:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
20:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
20:35Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
21:00The Mask Film Timid bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey) is transformed into a manic superhero when he dons a mysterious mask. Cameron Diaz co-stars in her screen debut! (1994) 
23:00Friends: Get Festive The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
23:30Friends: Get Festive The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
23:55Friends: Get Festive The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
00:30Friends: Get Festive The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
00:55New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:25RuPaul's Drag Race The queens cook up global warming-friendly looks for the last ball ever; actresses Tisha Campbell Martin and Logan Browning guest judge. (S10, E04) 
03:00RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! The Ball is under way with the queens presenting 33 looks on the runway. The safe queens untuck and a bitter argument occurs with emotions running high as the queens prepare for a lip sync. (S10, E04) 
03:20South Park Pandemic (1): South Park goes all 'Cloverfield' when large, mysterious creatures begin causing havoc around the globe, all caught on Randy's shaky cam. The boys start a Peruvian flute band. (S12, E10) 
03:50South Park Pandemic 2 - The Startling (2): Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities around the world. The boys have the key which will save humanity, but they are stuck in the Andes and bored to boot! (S12, E11) 
04:15Friends: Get Festive The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
04:35Friends: Get Festive The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.