This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, March 30 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's: Linda learns about the world of essential oils from her new friend and Aunt Gayle becomes convinced that she needs someone to rescue her. (S9, E11) 
08:35Friends: A to Z The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
09:00Friends: A to Z The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
09:30Friends: A to Z The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
10:00Friends: A to Z The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
10:30Friends: A to Z The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
11:00Friends: A to Z The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
11:30Friends: A to Z The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
12:00Lip Sync Battle It's a Shania Twain special in the LSB arena, as dancer Derek Hough battles Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger! Featuring a guest appearance from Ms. Twain herself! (S4, E10) 
12:30Bride Wars Film Best friends Liv (Kate Hudson) and Emma (Anne Hathaway) become rivals when they accidentally schedule their respective weddings on the same day. Chris Pratt also stars. (2009) 
14:25Friends: A to Z The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
14:55Friends: A to Z The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
15:30Friends: A to Z The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
16:00Friends: A to Z The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
16:30Friends: A to Z The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
17:00Friends: A to Z The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
17:30Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Nyah, Eddy, and Manreet as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E02) 
18:00Clueless Film Shallow, rich and socially successful high school student Cher (Alicia Silverstone) tries to boost a new pupil's popularity, but reckons without affairs of the heart getting in the way. (1995) 
20:00The Back-up Plan Film Tired of waiting for Mr. Right, Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) decides it's time to make an appointment at the sperm bank. On the same day as her procedure, she meets Stan, a man with potential... (2010) 
22:00Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Film Sherman Klump's inventions, his upcoming marriage to his pretty colleague Denise Gaines, and his reputation are threatened by his evil clone Buddy Love. Eddie Murphy and Janet Jackson star. (2000) 
00:10Lee Evans Live In Scotland Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays. 
03:25South Park The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03) 
03:50South Park You Got F'd in the A: The boys get 'served' by some kids from the O.C. so now 'it's on!'. Stan puts together a dance troupe who must compete in the dance-off. Will Randy's moves save them? (S8, E04) 
03:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hex and the Single Guy When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her Trevor, the spiritualist gets so frustrated with Will's mockery that he curses the family with a hex. (S4, E07) 
03:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Will and Carlton pledge Phi Beta Gamma, a black fraternity whose president is a friend of Will's. Everyone likes Will, but find Carlton a bit of a geek... (S4, E08) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You've Got to Be a Football Hero At a party, Will wants to impress Jackie and make a fool of the guy she's dating. End result being he is trapped in a mausoleum with philosophical ghosts. (S4, E12) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: A to Z The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18)