This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, April 13 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
08:35Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
09:00Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
09:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
10:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
10:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
11:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
11:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
12:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
13:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
14:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
14:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
15:00Johnny English Film An evil smuggler (John Malkovich) plans to steal the Crown Jewels. After the country's top agents are killed, the only remaining hope is unintelligent spy Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson). (2003) 
16:55Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
17:30Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
18:00Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
18:30Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
19:00Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
19:30Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
20:00Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
20:30Friends: Diamonds Are For Gellar The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
21:00Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
21:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell offers up the best bits from series nine of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. He offers his quirky take on the week's global headlines and bizarre news stories. (S9, E09) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Which Joker ran for Congress as a write-in candidate? which Joker was a top-notch salesman before starting the show? and who worked in finance? (S4, E07) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Why was the food court was picked for the Stalk and Text challenge? Which comedy inspired Over the Shoulder? And who was lucky enough to test out the flying contraption? (S4, E08) 
23:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
23:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
00:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
00:30New: Utterly Outrageous X-Rated... ...Comedy. Jennifer Saunders narrates a look at the most outrageous comedy ever seen on TV. Featuring clips from Little Britain, Men Behaving Badly, Lily Savage, and Steve Coogan. (S1, E01) 
01:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; weight loss urine, getting high on nutmeg, the tampon taser, a stolen snowman, beer for dogs, and a man who married a dog! 
02:35Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the L.A. River. Stunts included in this episode: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper, and Urban Kayaker. 
03:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2AM with a rousing death metal set. Also features the fifty egg challenge! 
03:25Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
03:50Life In Pieces Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. (S1, E22) 
04:10The U.S. Office Mafia With Jim and Pam away on their honeymoon there is no voice of reason in the office to calm Michael down when he suspects a mob shakedown. (S6, E06) 
04:35The U.S. Office The Lover Pam doesn't handle the news of Michael dating her mother very well. Dwight's new plan to get Jim involves a wooden mallard. (S6, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.