This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, January 25 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
08:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
09:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
09:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
10:30Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...The Squeakquel. Back in school, Alvin, Simon and Theodore must save the school's music programme by winning the battle of the bands. For this, they must beat The Chipettes. (2009) 
12:31The U.S. Office Office Olympics Michael and Dwight leave to close a deal on Michael's new condominium. Michael becomes stressed when he realizes how long he will be paying for his condo. (S2, E03) 
13:01The U.S. Office The Fire A fire in the office leads the employees to evacuate the building. To pass the time, the employees play games and learn more about each other. Amy Adams guest stars. (S2, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
15:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
15:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
16:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
16:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
17:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
18:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
19:00Gremlins 2: The New Batch Film The Gremlins are back, and this time they're out to take control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper. Goofy and satirical chaos ensues! Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates star. (1990) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
22:00Me, Myself & Irene Film Nice-guy cop, with a dissociative identity disorder, Charlie Baileygates (Jim Carrey) must protect a woman (Renée Zellweger) on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates. (2000) 
00:30South Park It Hits The Fan Swearing on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The you-know-what-hits the fan 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
01:00South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
01:30South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
02:00South Park Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
02:30South Park Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
03:00South Park Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
03:25South Park Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
03:50South Park Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send $1 to Afghan children and receive a goat back. When they try to return it an adventure ensues! First episode to air after 9/11. (S5, E09) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.