This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, April 30 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Happy Place Sparks of an old romance re-ignite between J.D. and Elliot when they work together to urge the retired Dr. Kelso to find his new happy place. The Janitor is re-hired. (S8, E04) 
08:35Scrubs My ABCs J.D. learns that not even Elmo can teach the gift of compassion to those who don't care to learn. Elsewhere, Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie. Sesame Street Cameos. (S8, E05) 
09:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
09:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Paris Is Burning As the relationship with Rory's teacher Max grows more serious, Lorelai panics and decides to end it, but attempts to break up with him during Parent-Teacher night... (S1, E11) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
14:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
14:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
20:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
20:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
21:00Lee Evans: Monsters Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best! 
22:00New: Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: It's the 4th of July so Russell and his mum visit an All-American State Fair in Indiana to join in the celebrations, but soon find themselves running away with the circus. (S2, E06) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers double security? (S2, E12) 
23:00Bad Robots Con-Struct-a-Bear is back to give parents a teddy with a twist, while Digi-Photomatic is busy defacing images of poor unsuspecting users as they attempt to get new passport photos. (S1, E06) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks weird people, twerking, Geordie Shore, and answers questions on the Yorkshire accent and penis puppy. His guests are Andrew Maxwell and Phil Wang. (S1, E06) 
01:00South Park Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
01:30South Park Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
02:00South Park Freak Strike The boys decide to create a freak in order to win a prize on a TV show - will Butters' case of "Chinballalitis" be enough to win? And will he be discovered by the freaks union? (S6, E03) 
02:30South Park Fun With Veal When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! (S6, E04) 
03:00South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
03:25South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
03:50South Park Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Meander To Your Dander Seeing that Alan is unhappy with his relationship, Charlie coaches him in the art of breaking up with a woman but will Alan end up regretting this brotherly help? (S5, E11) 
04:35Two And A Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Rose, Charlie's lovable stalker and neighbour, is back from England and takes care of a very sick Charlie - but just how exactly is she 'helping'? (S5, E12) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.