This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, September 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
08:35Friends: Happy Birthday The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
09:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
09:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
10:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
10:30Friends: Happy Birthday ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
11:30Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging Film 14-year-old Georgia is completely besotted with 'Stiff Dylans' band hottie Robbie. She keeps a diary about the ups and downs of being a teenager, including the things she learns about kissing. (2008) 
13:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
14:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 25... 
14:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 24... 
15:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 23... 
15:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 22... 
16:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 21... 
16:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 20... 
17:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 19... 
17:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 18... 
18:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 17... 
18:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 16... 
19:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 15... 
19:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 14... 
20:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 13... 
20:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 12... 
21:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
22:00Kevin & Perry Go Large Film When Kevin (Harry Enfield) and Perry (Kathy Burke) manage to stop a bank robbery, they're given a cash reward and decide to go on holiday to Ibiza; desperately hoping to lose their virginity! (2000) 
23:45Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film When Lou (Rob Corddry), who has become the "father of the Internet", is shot by an unknown assailant, Nick (Craig Robinson) and Jacob fire up the time machine again to save their friend. (2015) 
01:40South Park Go Fund Yourself The boys decide to create a company funded through Kickstarter so that they never have to work. When they take the Washington Redskins' name, the football team see red! (S18, E01) 
02:10South Park Gluten Free Ebola When bad things happen to a scientist explaining how gluten is fine, the whole of South Park goes gluten free - can the cure to the gluten epidemic be found? (S18. E02) 
02:40South Park The Cissy Cartman has a plan in order to poo whenever he wants! Though Wendy might have something to say about it. Randy is harbouring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. (S18, E03) 
03:05South Park Handicar Timmy's new transportation service, to raise money for summer camp, makes him a lot of enemies - including arch nemeses Nathan and Mimsy! This is not going to end well... (S18, E04) 
03:30Lip Sync Battle Special guest John Legend joins the LSB crew as singer/songwriter Andy Grammer takes on Riverdale's Vanessa Morgan as they battle it out for the LSB championship belt. (S5, E04) 
03:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
04:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.