This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, November 27 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
08:35The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
09:00The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
09:30The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
09:55Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
10:25Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
10:55Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
12:35Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
14:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
15:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Illegal Smile Michael gets a ticket for reckless driving and has to appear in court. Jay becomes obsessed with getting Botox and she and Michael both get a shot. (S4, E18) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Outbreak Monkey When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia... (S4, E19) 
17:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
17:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
18:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
18:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
19:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
19:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
20:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
20:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; badger girls, an Aussie Jesus, an earthquake in Wales, toddler boot camp, condom ambulance, and a woman who eats cat hair! (S8, E07) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers... ...Inside Jokes: Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23) 
23:00Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
23:35Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S1, E05) 
00:00Rick and Morty Raising Gazorpazorp Morty convinces Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Guess what though? It only ends in trouble. (S1, E07) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
01:30TripTank An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman at a party, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Beth and Jennifer sue a Chinese restaurant for false advertising. (S2, E07) 
02:00South Park Fantastic Easter Special Stan sets out to find a reason for painting Easter eggs and discovers his father is part of a society called "The Hare Club For Men", but all is not what it seems. (S11, E05) 
02:30South Park D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
03:00South Park Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
03:25South Park Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
03:50South Park More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
04:15Two And A Half Men That Special Tug Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him and has an emotional breakdown - leading Charlie to see his own therapist to get advice for Alan! (S3, E12) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Humiliation Is A Visual Medium Charlie and Mia's relationship takes a turn for the worse when Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal. Will wooing a girl named Kandi make things fine? (S3, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.