This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, November 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Samba Story Jay is dissatisfied with how she and Michael spend their nights out and so signs them up for Samba lessons; Michael doesn't take kindly to Jay flirting with her instructor. (S3, E04) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Diary of a Mad Teen: Jay "accidentally" reads Claire's diary. Meanwhile, Michael temporarily goes blind and Junior betrays him to go to a girl named Alicia's house. (S3, E05) 
09:55Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
10:25Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
10:55Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
11:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
12:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
12:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
14:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
14:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
15:00Friends: The Finale The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
16:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fianc? at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
16:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
17:00The Office (U.S.) The Return Oscar's return from his vacation prompts Michael to host a Mexican-themed party. Meanwhile, Michael, distraught over Dwight's resignation, leaves and confronts him at Staples. (S3, E14) 
17:30The Office (U.S.) Ben Franklin The women of the office hold a bridal shower for Phyllis, while the men hold a bachelor's party for her groom-to-be, Bob Vance. Did someone say "strippers"? (S3, E15) 
18:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
18:30Friends: Season 1 The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
19:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
19:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
20:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
20:30Friends: Season 1 The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Beckham, Eurovision, pigeon poo soap, drunken ambulance love, Rooney, Nazi Mr Men, and penis weights. Romesh Ranganathan features. (S8, E05) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus, behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; Q, Murr, Joe, and Sal work stadium security. (S3, E01) 
23:00New: Bobby & Harriet Get Married Bobby's drunken mentor, Mike, is in town for the wedding but serves only as a reminder of Bobby's past. Harriet grapples with the prospect of perpetuating the patriarchy. Series one finale. (S1, E05) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
00:30The Office (U.S.) The Return Oscar's return from his vacation prompts Michael to host a Mexican-themed party. Meanwhile, Michael, distraught over Dwight's resignation, leaves and confronts him at Staples. (S3, E14) 
01:00The Office (U.S.) Ben Franklin The women of the office hold a bridal shower for Phyllis, while the men hold a bachelor's party for her groom-to-be, Bob Vance. Did someone say "strippers"? (S3, E15) 
01:30Gary And His Demons Gary The Bodyguard / The Seven: Gary has to stay close to a hentai tentacle demon. Then Gary's the downer at a meeting of the rising stars of demon fighters. (S1, E07) 
02:00South Park D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
02:30South Park Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
03:00South Park Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Back to Cool When Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert, Cleveland becomes jealous that Jr. thinks Robert is so much cooler than him. (S2, E20) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Your Show of Shows When Rallo and his pals Bernard and Theodore perform in the school talent show, their rap about fiscal responsibility is not well-received by their classmates. (S2, E21) 
04:15My Wife And Kids Samba Story Jay is dissatisfied with how she and Michael spend their nights out and so signs them up for Samba lessons; Michael doesn't take kindly to Jay flirting with her instructor. (S3, E04) 
04:35My Wife And Kids Diary of a Mad Teen: Jay "accidentally" reads Claire's diary. Meanwhile, Michael temporarily goes blind and Junior betrays him to go to a girl named Alicia's house. (S3, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.