This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, June 6 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
08:35Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
09:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
09:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
10:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
10:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
11:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
11:30New Year's Eve Film The lives of couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of a New Year's Eve. Zac Efron, Robert De Niro, Halle Berry, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Ashton Kutcher all feature. (2011) 
13:50You've Got Mail Film The owner of a bookstore chain (Tom Hanks) meets the owner of a quaint little bookshop (Meg Ryan) online and they fall in love. However, they are unaware that they are actually business rivals. (1998) 
16:10Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
16:40Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
17:10Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
17:40Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
18:10Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
18:40Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
19:10Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
19:40Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
20:10Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
20:40Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
21:10New: When Talent Shows Go... ...Horribly Wrong. Kate Thornton introduces a countdown of disastrous moments from TV talent shows, featuring; Popstars: The Rivals, Dancing with the Stars, and the Dancing on Ice. 
00:10Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
01:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E01) 
01:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E02) 
02:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Louis and Aida will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E03) 
02:40RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens impersonate celebrities in a quick-witted TV game show. Fashion designer Marc Jacobs stops by the workroom. Kristin Chenoweth (Wicked) and Nicole Byer (Girl Code) guest judge. (S3, E04) 
03:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Sal wrote fan letters to a celebrity as a kid, Murr loves a certain grocery game, and how the guys found Sloppy Joe; who helped make Q's first Jeep punishment a milky mess. (S4, E24) 
03:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How long it takes Joe to remove his shoes and socks with just his toes? Q walks a dog while cloud-watching, and after being turned down by other towns, Q paints a mural in Dover, New Jersey. (S4, E25) 
04:15Michael McIntyre's Big... ...Christmas Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.