This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, February 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
09:00The Middle The Bridge Mike and Frankie try to help Brick overcome his fear of a covered bridge, Frankie tries to help Sue find a two-piece swimsuit, and Axl tries to get a lifeguard job. (S2, E23) 
09:30The Middle Back to Summer With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But she may have spoken too soon... (S2, E24) 
10:00Friends: The Joeys The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
10:30Friends: The Joeys The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
11:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
11:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
12:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Gettysburg With the office on a losing streak, Andy decides an inspirational trip to Civil War battle site Gettysburg is in order. Those left behind do some 'free-thinking' with Robert. (S8, E08) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Mrs California Andy is tasked by Robert California with finding a job for his wife. Except Robert is also adamant that under no circumstances can she work at Dunder Mifflin! Confusion! (S8, E09) 
14:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
15:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
19:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
19:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Strictly Come Dancing's Oti and Marius to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S5, E01) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Gemma and Arg to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E01) 
21:00New: Lip Sync Battle Actor Taye Diggs and singer/actress Erika Jayne go head to head in this LSB Christina Aguilera special! Featuring a guest appearance from Ms. Aguilera herself! (S4, E01) 
21:30New: Lip Sync Battle In this Fifth Harmony special, the all-girl pop-RnB group go up against each other in the LSB arena, taking on tracks by Destiny's Child, Amy Winehouse, and more! (S4, E02) 
22:00New: Russell Howard & Mum Russell and Ninette have arrived in Northern Thailand to commune with nature - they take a mud bath with elephants, build their own crib, and meet a chap who wants them to snog his snake. (S3, E06) 
23:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shannon and Katrina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E07) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Nick and Keeley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E08) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
02:00South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
02:30South Park Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
03:00South Park Red Hot Catholic Love When the boys are asked whether Father Maxi has ever put anything in their butts, Cartman reasons it could be possible to poo from the mouth if you eat with your anus! (S6, E08) 
03:25Scrubs My Manhood J.D. and Turk both try to prove their masculinity, the Janitor starts his own newspaper, 'The Janitorial', that irks Dr. Cox, and Turk's embarrassing secret is revealed. (S7, E08) 
03:50Scrubs My Dumb Luck Carla and Elliot try to round up support to fight against Dr. Kelso's forced retirement. J.D. and Turk accidentally figure out one of Dr. Cox's patient's mystery ailments. (S7, E09) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.