This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, September 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Jay Goes to School Jay drops the bomb that she has enrolled in college, and despite Michael forbidding her, she goes anyway. At first the kids are behind her... (S4, E04) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Meet the Parents Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating they are. (S4, E05) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
10:00Scrubs My New Suit J.D. is forced to show his brother Dan some tough love when he shows up in town, Carla and Turk can't decide on baby names, and Dr. Cox is forced to work with Ted. (S5, E18) 
10:30Scrubs His Story III J.D. is locked in a water tower for the day by (this episode's narrator) The Janitor, Turk sees his "blackness" called into question, and Elliot's intern begins to annoy her. (S5, E19) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Always a Godmother, Never a God Lorelai and Rory don their proper summer dresses and show up at the baptismal font to be godmothers to Sookie's children. (S6, E04) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
20:00New: Will & Grace One Job Will and Grace go to Schenectady to celebrate Bobbi Adler's birthday. When Jack gets dumped by Drew, he goes to Karen for support, only to find that she's cheating on Stan. (S9, E15) 
20:30New: Will & Grace It's a Family Affair Will and Grace end up in an awkward position after Grace invites Will's mum, Marilyn, over as revenge for Will inviting Martin, Grace's dad, to move in. Season finale. (S9, E16) 
21:00Jason Manford Live: First World... ...Problems Jason Manford's brilliant new live show, filmed in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour. First World Problems is observational comedy at its very best. 
22:00Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
22:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How do you attach doll parts to a tire to create the famous Tire Baby? What are the coolest shoes that Murr owns? And why did Q want to join in on Sal's zoo punishment? (S2, E17) 
23:00Rick and Morty A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
23:30Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form (special guest voice of Jermaine from Flight of The Conchords) while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
00:00Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Jeffs With the aliens away on vacation, Jeff accidentally uses a device that gives everyone on Earth his exact personality traits. Adult animation. (S1, E07) 
00:30Brickleberry Baby Daddy Ethel becomes pregnant after she gets drunk and sleeps with Steve. Meanwhile, Woody, Denzel, and Connie end up in a mental hospital. (S3, E07) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
02:00South Park Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
02:30South Park Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
03:00South Park Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Birth of A Salesman Tim helps Cleveland find a position at the cable television company where he works, only to grow jealous when Cleveland excels at his job. (S1, E04) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is comedy legend Tracey Ullman! Talking about her new HBO series "Tracey Ullman's Show". 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates a Family Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favourite restaurant. Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family... to the point where he forgets about his girlfriend! (S5, E14) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Apartment Reese storms out and gets his own apartment. Francis uses the opportunity to blame Lois for all the issues in the family and Malcolm is forced to coach a jock. (S5, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.