This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, June 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Office (U.S.) Weight Loss (Part 1): Over eight weeks of the summer, a Dunder Mifflin weight-loss initiative causes the branch to diet and become obsessed with their weight. (S5, E01) 
08:35The Office (U.S.) Weight Loss (Part 2): Andy plans his wedding to Angela; while she continues her affair with Dwight, Jim misses Pam, and a disgraced Ryan returns... (S5, E02) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Very Bad Things Earl helps Joy try to get rid of a stolen delivery truck, which becomes harder when they discover that someone is still in the back of the truck! (S2, E01) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Jump for Joy Earl and Randy ask Catalina to return to the strip club, but they don't tell her that they need her to do it so that the club's owner (Burt Reynolds) will pay for Joy's bail. (S2, E02) 
10:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
10:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
11:00Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
11:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head posing odd TV shows to the public, and do what they are told at a department store. Tonight's punishment involves a fundraising event at an Arts Theatre. (S11, E03) 
12:55Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
15:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
15:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Sticks & Stones Earl makes up for teasing a mustached girl in school, and it forces him to confront his fear of taking his shirt off in public. (S2, E03) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Larceny of a Kitty Cat: Randy has a crush on the next woman on Earl's list, so he pretends to be a cat lover. Earl knows that this one will end badly. (S2, E04) 
17:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
17:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
18:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
18:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
19:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
19:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
20:00New: Most Ridiculous Full Throttle Put the pedal to the metal for the funniest clip show around. Greg James is in the driving seat as we bring you a full tank of motor mayhem, bonkers bikers, and speedboats going overboard. (S3, E10) 
20:30New: Most Ridiculous Bonkers... ...Beasts. Standby for the most bonkers beasts on the internet. Greg James hosts this carnival of animals - from super snappy turtles to goats going ballistic to kangaroos doing karate! (S3, E11) 
21:00Jason Manford Live: First World... ...Problems Jason Manford's brilliant new live show, filmed in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour. First World Problems is observational comedy at its very best. 
22:00Bad Education Drugs Mr Fraser has organised a guest speaker for Drugs Awareness Day, much to Rosie's annoyance. Alfie's class is alarmed by the news that Stephen's parents want him to leave Abbey Grove. (S2, E05) 
22:40New: Kiri Pritchard-McLean... ...Comedy Central Live. It's real-life live comedy at its raunchiest and funniest tonight as Kiri joins Comedy Central Live for her very own special. An unmissable live comedy performance. 
23:05Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Leah will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E07) 
23:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Luke and Jessica will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E08) 
00:05The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include Karl's theory on a reverse-aging process, charitable gifts for families in need, the merits of space travel, a choice of superpowers, and personal mottos. (S1, E03) 
00:40The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include Karl admitting he is getting a face rub at a spa, the customs of undocumented tribes in New Guinea, and a fan's email warns of dangerous dolphins. (S1, E04) 
01:10New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:45South Park Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
02:20South Park The Red Badge of Gayness Cartman bets the boys he can win a Civil War re-enactment leading the Confederates. When things don't go to plan it's time for a booze fuelled rampage! (S3, E14) 
02:45South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
03:10South Park Are You There God, It's Me Jesus Cartman claims to be going through puberty, making the boys jealous, and Jesus promises a New Year's Eve spectacle - so books Rod Stewart to play Las Vegas! (S3, E16) 
03:30South Park Worldwide Recorder Concert The class visit Mr Garrison's hometown for a recorder concert, where they attempt to find the mysterious 'brown noise'. What part does Kenny G play in this? (S3, E17) 
03:55South Park The Tooth Fairy Tats Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy, which leads him to a scheme to buy a new videogame. It's not long before the boys are caught up in the black market tooth racket. (S4, E01) 
04:15The Office (U.S.) Product Recall Paper from Scranton with an obscene cartoon watermark left by a disgruntled papermill ex-employee are accidentally sent out, throwing the business into damage control. (S3, E21) 
04:35The Office (U.S.) Branch Wars Karen, now Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Utica, attempts to lure Stanley away. Pranking Karen for her attempt, Michael and Dwight trick Jim into going on a "panty raid". (S4, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.