This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, June 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle A Christmas Gift Mike tries to keep his Christmas gift of a new dishwasher a secret from Frankie. Meanwhile, Sue asks Reverend TimTom to explain the deeper meaning of Christmas to Brick. (S3, E11) 
08:35The Middle Year of the Hecks Frankie has the family randomly assign New Year's resolutions to each other. They discover it to be harder than they imagined... (S3, E12) 
09:00The Middle The Map After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie realizes the need to celebrate more milestones in her family's lives. Elsewhere, Axl eats Brick's school project (causing the usual chaos). (S3, E13) 
09:30The Middle Hecking It Up Frankie is disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, with the Donahues away, the Hecks use the Donahues' new car for their personal errands. (S3, E14) 
10:00Gilmore Girls A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving Rory and Lorelai work to fit in four thanksgiving dinners but there's trouble when Lorelai finds out Rory applied to more colleges then just Harvard. (S3, E09) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's a Wonderful Lie Lisa and Will both make up excuses as to why they cannot go on a date. When the pair end up at the same fraternity party, both of them have a lot of explaining to do. (S5, E14) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bullets over Bel-Air Will and Carlton are at an ATM machine and somebody tries to rob Carlton for his money but Will takes the bullet for him. This event rocks the whole family to the core. (S5, E15) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
15:00Lip Sync Battle: Snoop Dogg Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Snoop Dogg takes on NBA basketball player Chris Paul. Bob Marley and New Edition get synced! (S2, E14) 
15:30Lip Sync Battle: Modern Family What happens when an NBA All Star (DeAndre Jordan) squares off with a red hot Hollywood actress and star of Modern Family (Sarah Hyland)? Find out right now. (S3, E12) 
16:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
16:30Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle A new class of one hundred University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first will any of them make the grade? (S3, E07) 
20:30New: Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering Dominoes, the swinging Bridge the Gap and the crazy Knock Knock before attempting to attack the castle. (S3, E08) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Hawaii Special Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
22:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
23:00New: Nathan For You Toy Company / Movie Theatre: Nathan markets an unappealing children's toy, devises a way to shame people who share their movie snacks and pitches a reality show. (S2, E08) 
23:30New: Corporate Weekend John pressures Jake and Matt into helping him move a grandfather clock in his apartment, sabotaging their weekend plans. (S1, E09) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
01:00South Park Raisins When Wendy breaks up with Stan he takes it hard. The boys decide to take him to the restaurant Raisins, where all of the employees are preteen girls who enjoy wearing heavy make-up. (S7, E14) 
01:30South Park Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
02:00South Park Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000 prize. (S8, E02) 
02:30South Park The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03) 
03:00South Park You Got F'd in the A: The boys get 'served' by some kids from the O.C. so now 'it's on!'. Stan puts together a dance troupe who must compete in the dance-off. Will Randy's moves save them? (S8, E04) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:50South Park AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
04:15Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
04:35Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.