This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, February 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Clean Break Commitment phobe J.D. wants to break up with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) but can't find the courage. Dr. Cox realizes that he is no longer frightening to his residents. (S3, E11) 
08:35Scrubs My Catalyst Sacred Heart is visited by Dr. Casey (guest star Michael J. Fox), a super doctor of sorts, who impress all with his extraordinary medical skills, and his severe O.C.D.! (S3, E12) 
09:008 Simple Rules Come and Knock on Our Door The Hennessey household is unbearable as Kerry and Bridget continue to fight over Kyle, and Paul has a "Three's Company"-esque dream sequence. (S1, E16) 
09:308 Simple Rules Drummer Boy (Part 1): Bridget learns to play the drums and falls for her attractive, young drum teacher. (S1, E17) 
10:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
10:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
14:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
14:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
15:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
15:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
16:008 Simple Rules Drummer Boy (Part 2): A love struck Bridget sneaks out of the house with Kerry to see Ben. Meanwhile, Rory tries to find an alternative to writing a book report without reading the novel. (S1, E18) 
16:308 Simple Rules Cool Parent Frustrated with the unsupervised parties Bridget and Kerry have been attending, Paul decides to chaperone a party himself and also becomes unreliable! (S1, E19) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the General rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Turtle Path and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the Castle of Takeshi. (S2, E05) 
20:30Most Ridiculous Tattoos Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on tattoos (and other body bits) most foul. (S1, E08) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Til Deaf When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland must come up with a clever way to sneak off with his buddies on a hunting trip without her finding out. (S3, E12) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Das Shrimp Boot Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go to a Spring Break cruise with his family. (S3, E13) 
01:00South Park Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
01:30South Park Bloody Mary Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14) 
02:00South Park The Return of Chef The boys notice that Chef is acting weird after returning from the 'The Super Adventure Club'. Why is he trying to seduce them? Can a trip to a strip joint help? (S10, E01) 
02:30Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
03:00The Cleveland Show Til Deaf When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland must come up with a clever way to sneak off with his buddies on a hunting trip without her finding out. (S3, E12) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Das Shrimp Boot Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go to a Spring Break cruise with his family. (S3, E13) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is rapper/actor Ludacris, talking about the MTV gameshow he hosts named "Fear Factor" - contestants have to confront their fears to win money. 
04:15Two And A Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop When Charlie yet again falls for the feminine wiles of Courtney, Alan is worried. Will Charlie let himself be taken advantage of for sex? Jenny McCarthy guest-stars. (S8, E10) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Dead From The Waist Down After seeing Charlie lavish Courtney with gifts, Alan decides he needs to buy Lyndsey an extra special birthday present - but what? Jenny McCarthy guest-stars. (S8, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.