This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, July 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
08:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
10:00Scrubs My Hero (part 2): J.D. and Dr. Cox react differently to the news of Ben's (Brendan Fraser) illness. Turk suffers a blow to his ego when he learns that he is the number two surgical intern. (S1, E23) 
10:30Scrubs My Last Day The interns are a day away from becoming fully-fledged residents. They should all be excited but devastating revelations from Jordan ruin the occasion. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
13:00Gilmore Girls The Festival of Living Art Stars Hollow is asked to host a Festival of Living Pictures when a neighbouring town backs out, inspiring the town to pitch in to pull it off in only a week. (S4, E07) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
14:55Scrubs My Overkill Relationships are strained all-round in the aftermath of Jordan's revelations, except between J.D. and the Janitor - it's just as antagonistic as ever! (S2, E01) 
15:30Scrubs My Nightingale Chaos ensues when the residents find themselves in charge of the hospital during a night shift. Dr. Cox struggles to convince others of his true feelings for Jordan. (S2, E02) 
15:55Friends: Season 7 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
16:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle The warriors are ready for an epic Tug of War. With Breakfast and Knick Knock also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S4, E05) 
20:30New: Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Turtle Path, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall. Do any of them have what it takes? (S4, E06) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
22:00New: Iain Stirling At The... Comedy Store. Comedy genius Iain Stirling is at the legendary Comedy Store playing host to the brilliantly funny Darren Harriott, the wonderful Jake Lambert, and the amazing Fern Brady. (S5, E02) 
22:30James Acaster At The Comedy Store James Acaster introduces funny man Jarred Christmas, the fantastic Tiff Stevenson, and the amazing Jamali Maddix from the legendary Comedy Store in London. (S4, E05) 
23:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
02:00South Park Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
02:30South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
03:00South Park 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:50South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from The History Channel they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman and stuffing! (S15, E13) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Smunday The boys are grounded for losing Dewey's bike and can't wait for their release, but Lois is sick in bed and mistakes Monday for Sunday. Time for some school ditching! (S1, E15) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Water Park The family takes a day vacation at the water-park. All except Dewey, who has to stay home with an overage babysitter, which turns out to be more fun than expected. Season finale. (S1, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.