This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, July 10 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
08:35The Middle A Heck of a Ride (Part 1): After nine hilarious seasons, The Hecks take their last ever family road trip and head to Denver, where Axl will start his new job and new life away from home. (S9, E23) 
09:00The Middle A Heck of a Ride (Part 2): After nine hilarious seasons, The Hecks take their last ever family road trip and head to Denver, where Axl will start his new job and new life away from home. (S9, E24) 
09:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays. (S10, E10) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank After Frank has another car accident, Robert gives him a ticket, which leads Debra to be worried about Frank driving the kids. (S3, E02) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter Ray and Debra hire a baby sitter, much to Marie's shock and disappointment. At first Ray and Debra think it's a good idea as they are able to spend more time with each other. (S3, E03) 
11:00The King of Queens Flower Power When someone at work gets flowers Carrie decides Doug is not romantic enough. Meanwhile, Arthur is called for jury duty. (S2, E24) 
11:30The King of Queens Whine Country Doug and Carrie both have very specific ideas on how to spend their vacation together. Doug wants to rent an RV, while Carrie prefers a visit to Paris. Season Finale. (S2, E25) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat Living While Eddie After her precious morning papaya goes missing and the dishwasher was used for its actual purpose rather than just a drying rack, Jessica automatically accuses Eddie. (S3, E15) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat Gabby Goose The Huangs host couples game night, and Jessica's ultra-competitive nature is on full display. Louis works up the courage to confront Jessica about being a sore loser. (S3, E16) 
13:00Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
13:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
14:00Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
14:30Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
15:00Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
15:30Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
16:00Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
16:30Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
17:00Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
17:30Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
18:00Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
18:30Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
19:00Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
19:30Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
20:00The Dukes of Hazzard Film Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville), and cousin Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson), and their uncle Jesse, take on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (2005) 
22:00Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz Al Murray, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman, oversees the battle between The George from Lancaster and The Pavilion End from London. (S1, E01) 
23:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Motor, She Boat Tina and Bob try to build a boat, but Tina must hide her feelings about Bob's boat-building skills. (S10, E03) 
23:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Pig Trouble in Little Tina Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle ear wax. (S10, E04) 
00:00New: Utterly Outrageous X-Rated... Jennifer Saunders narrates a look at bodily functions, taboo subjects, and death in comedy. Featuring Monty Python, Jimmy Carr, Alan Partridge, Peep Show, Frankie Boyle, and Brass Eye. (S1, E06) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by June Sarpong, Peter Serafinowicz, Paul Kaye, and Sue Perkins. (S1, E04) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Scott Capurro, Debra Stephenson, Mel Giedroyc, and Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. (S1, E05) 
02:00South Park Red Hot Catholic Love A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. (S6, E08) 
02:30South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
03:00South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
03:25Two And A Half Men: Uncensored For the Sake of the Child He's a child no longer, and Jake refuses to stay with Uncle Charlie and his father Alan after they embarrass him in public. Time to call in the big guns...(S7, E05) 
03:50Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Give Me Your Thumb Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests to Chelsea that she have breast reduction surgery. Alan soon learns his mother's place might not be the best alternative. (S7, E06) 
04:15Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
04:35Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.