This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, August 18 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
08:35Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
09:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
10:00Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
10:30Jack and Jill Film Family man Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler) prepares for the annual event he dreads; the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister (also Adam Sandler!), the needy and passive-aggressive Jill! (2011) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
13:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
13:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
14:00Friends: The Feels The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
14:30Friends: The Feels The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
15:00Friends: The Feels The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
15:30Friends: The Feels The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
16:00Friends: The Feels The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
16:30Friends: The Feels The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
16:55Friends: The Feels The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
17:25Friends: The Feels The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
17:50Friends: The Feels The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
18:25Friends: The Feels The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
18:55Friends: The Feels The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
19:30Friends: The Feels The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
20:00Friends: The Feels The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
21:00Zombieland Film A shy student (Jesse Eisenberg), a gun-toting tough guy (Woody Harrelson), and a pair of sisters (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin) join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America. (2009) 
22:50Couples Retreat Film Four couples settle into an island resort. Most of the couples fail to realize that the marriage sessions are not optional. Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, and Kristin Davis star. (2009) 
01:10Impractical Jokers 100th... ...Episode Special. The Jokers take on their most challenging dare yet; an epic high-wire walk five stories above New York City during the show's first ever live punishment extravaganza. (S8, E08) 
02:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the guys tell them to. Then try to enlist people into helping them make messes at a grocery store. The punishment involves monster trucks! (S12, E01) 
02:30Key & Peele Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and in a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow noise-off, only one can survive. (S1, E07) 
03:00Key & Peele President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08) 
03:25Corporate The Long Meeting Forced to take charge of a meeting after Christian gets a call, John and Kate trap the staff in the conference room without their phones until they finish brainstorming. (S1, E07) 
03:45Corporate Society Tomorrow As the staff obsesses over a prestige TV show, Jake resists their attempts to force him to watch, while Matt's life starts to eerily echo the events of the series. (S1, E08) 
04:10Takeshi's Castle Will the contestants find the exit of the Honeycomb Maze or make fools of themselves on Beach Bums? Host Roman Kemp is joined by Lauren Pattison. (S6, E09) 
04:35Frankenfood New Jersey cooks compete for a spot on the menu at the legendary Jefferson Diner, and a $10k prize. An apple goes to brunch, a meatball goes prehistoric, and a displeased cook goes wild. (S1, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.