This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, June 16 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
08:35Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
09:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
09:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
10:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
10:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
11:00Mars Attacks! Film Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humour. Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Danny DeVito, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman feature. (1996) 
13:00My Name Is Earl Barn Burner Earl goes back to the Camp for Troubled Boys to make up for #164 "Burned down a barn at camp", that got him and his relatives banned from the camp, so that Joy's kids can go. (S1, E11) 
13:30My Name Is Earl O Karma, Where Art Thou? Earl works as a fast food clerk for a week for a man he stole a wallet from. While there he discovers that his new boss seems to be immune to bad karma! (S1, E12) 
14:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
15:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
15:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
16:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
17:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
18:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
19:00You, Me and Dupree Film Newlywed couple Carl (Matt Dillon) and Molly (Kate Hudson) soon become a trio when Carl invites his jobless buddy Randy (Owen Wilson) to crash at their place. But he soon becomes annoying... (2006) 
21:00Forgetting Sarah Marshall Film Peter (Jason Segel) takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with a break-up. His ex (Kristen Bell) is also traveling to the same resort - and she's bringing her new man (Russell Brand). (2008) 
23:10The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include Karl's view on modern technology, his take on population control, the first monkey in space, and paranormal activity (or "weird stuff", as Karl puts it). (S1, E01) 
23:40The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include a lion-mutilation story in Cambodia, what to know about donating to charities, public nudity, violence in animal sanctuaries, and sexual aids for men & women. (S1, E02) 
00:10Luisa Omielan: Comedy Central Live Hold on tight folks as the amazing comedian Luisa Omielan drops by our authentic comedy club to share her award-winning comedy magic with our live audience. 
00:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
01:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ricky and Roxay will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E02) 
01:40Takeshi's Castle 100 contestants risk everything and try to storm Takeshi's Castle. Host Roman Kemp and guest Love Island's Montana Brown commentate on the madness. (S5, E09) 
02:05Takeshi's Castle Have the contestants got what it takes to conquer the Flying Mushroom and survive Star Bowling then finally attack the castle? Roman Kemp and Made In Chelsea's Georgia Toffolo present. (S5, E10) 
02:35South Park Chicken-Lover When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. (S2, E03) 
03:05South Park Ike's Wee Wee Kyle misunderstands what circumcision is and thinks he has to save Ike's penis from being cut off! Mr. Mackey is fired, and turns to drugs - "drugs are bad, m'kay?" (S2, E04) 
03:25South Park Conjoined Fetus Lady Kyle is terrified because he has to see the school nurse, who has a scary deformity. Meanwhile, the school dodgeball team goes to China - only Pip can save them now. (S2, E05) 
03:50South Park The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka After being duped by Stan's Uncle Jimbo, the boys decide to take revenge by making bogus videos of a certain frog. Will Jesus stand for this? (S2, E06) 
04:15Bob's Burgers Yes Without My Zeke The kids try to help their friend Zeke learn how to behave so he doesn't have to go to another school. Bob rents out the restaurant to Randy so he can shoot a movie. (S9, E22) 
04:35Most Ridiculous Mad Mammals The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back and this week it's all about mad mammals. Expect animal attacks, brainless bears, dodgy dolphins and apes making monkeys of tourists. (S3, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.