This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, February 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
08:35Friends: Season 3 The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
09:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
09:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
10:00Scrubs My Drama Queen A shock incident threatens to disrupt Carla and Turk's wedding plans, J.D.'s relationship with Jamie takes a few twists, and Dr. Cox is stuck teaching a sensitivity seminar. (S2, E21) 
10:30Scrubs My Dream Job An old college buddy (Ryan Reynolds) of J.D. and Turk's comes to town, and lands the pair in hot water. The truth about Jordan's baby is finally revealed to Dr. Cox. (S2, E22) 
11:00Scrubs My American Girl J.D., Turk and Elliot begin their third-year residencies at Sacred Heart. Elliot is frustrated that everyone walks all over her - time for a little help from the Janitor... (S3, E01) 
11:30Scrubs My Journey Elliot again struggles to find a balance between her love life and her career. With his wedding date set, Turk and J.D. go on a "man date" to reminisce, and Carla gets obsessive. (S3, E02) 
12:00Scrubs My White Whale The three young doctors, J.D., Turk and Elliot, get interns of their own and the inevitable problems that come with them. Dr. Cox and Jordan find themselves struggling. (S3, E03) 
12:30Scrubs My Lucky Night Sean isn't happy to hear that Elliott & J.D. have been intimate, Turk is annoyed by working with Carla, and J.D. distracts the Janitor & Troy the Cafeteria Guy with a riddle. (S3, E04) 
13:00Cloudy with a Chance of Meat... Film ...balls 2: Flint Lockwood now works at The Live Corp Company for his idol Chester V. But he soon learns that his most infamous machine is churning out menacing food-animal hybrids. (2013) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
15:55Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
16:25Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
16:50Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
17:25Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
17:50Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
18:20Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Film Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) returns when he's coerced out of retirement to retrieve an endangered white bat from a village in Africa. Otherwise it's civil war between two tribes! (1995) 
20:00White Chicks Film Two disgraced FBI agents go deep undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. Outrageous comedy starring the Wayans brothers. (2004) 
22:15Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
00:00Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Pop icon Ricky Martin squares off against supermodel Kate Upton. (S3, E13) 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
01:00South Park Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr Garrison has a sex change, Kyle has an unusual operation to make him tall and athletic enough to play basketball and Kyle's dad has "dolphinoplasty"!?! (S9, E01) 
01:30South Park Die Hippie, Die Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his methods. (S9, E02) 
02:00Bob's Burgers The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
03:00Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Nightmare on Grace Street Donna makes Cleveland and Rallo spend the night in a haunted house. Meanwhile, Roberta is stuck in love triangle between a vampire and a wolf. (S3, E03) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Skip Day Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland, Jr. was the only student to attend school on "skip day". Rallo gets in a hit-and-run accident with Kendra and her scooter. (S3, E04) 
04:15Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
04:35Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.