This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, February 18 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Lip Sync Battle: Orange Is The... ... New Black. "Orange is the New Black" co-stars Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley hold nothing back in the LSB arena. They both give exceptional performances, and welcome some special guests... (S3, E03) 
08:35Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...The Squeakquel. Back in school, Alvin, Simon and Theodore must save the school's music programme by winning the battle of the bands. For this, they must beat The Chipettes. (2009) 
10:10The U.S. Office Phyllis' Wedding: Phyllis lets Michael be a part of her wedding in return for allowing her to take extra time off work for her honeymoon. Michael attempts to dominate the festivities. (S3, E16) 
10:35The U.S. Office Business School Ryan invites Michael to his business school as a guest speaker. Michael attempts to make a motivational speech, unaware that Ryan has introduced him as a bad manager. (S3, E17) 
11:00The U.S. Office Cocktails The Dunder-Mifflin CFO David Wallace holds a cocktail party at his house, which Jan, Michael, Jim, Karen and Dwight attend. (S3, E18) 
11:30The U.S. Office The Negotiation Roy enters the office and attempts to attack Jim, but Dwight's timely intervention with pepper spray saves the day. Jim attempts to thank Dwight for saving him. (S3, E19) 
12:05Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
12:35Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
13:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
13:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
14:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
14:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
15:00Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
15:30Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Camdenites (Part 2): Billie wants Earl to choose between her and his list. When he picks the list, she steals it and starts un-doing the items he has already accomplished. (S3, E22) 
16:25My Name Is Earl The Magic Hour When Earl discovers that a dying kid, Buddy (Seth Green), whose wish he ruined years earlier is still alive, he promises to help him make a movie. (S4, E01) 
16:50Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
17:25Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
17:50Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
18:25Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
19:30Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
20:30Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show This episode features a fan asking Karl which body part he could live without, fan mail questions for Karl, and ''Monkey News". (S1, E06) 
21:35The Ricky Gervais Show Karl is back from holiday, where he started a diary. Ricky begs to read some of it, revealing an invention Karl has come up with; A watch that counts down the days and time to one's death. (S1, E07) 
22:00Sex Drive Film Loveable teen Ian (Josh Zuckerman) steals his brother's car and drives cross-country with his best friend (Clark Duke) to hook up with a babe he met online. James Marsden, Seth Green co-star. (2008) 
00:10Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, what makes you happy, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen. (S1, E03) 
00:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Strictly Come Dancing's James and Ola Jordan to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E05) 
01:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shane and Lee will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E06) 
01:40South Park Eat, Pray, Queef When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04) 
02:05South Park Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
02:40South Park Pinewood Derby Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06) 
03:05South Park Fatbeard Cartman hears of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act. (S13, E07) 
03:30My Name Is Earl Monkeys Take a Bath Earl and Randy decide it's time to make amends with their childhood neighbours, the Clarks. But they discover more skeletons in the closet than they had expected... (S4, E02) 
03:50My Name Is Earl Joy in a Bubble: Earl gives Joy a hot tub he found on the side of the road to cross an item off his list. However, Joy suffers an infection, and Crabman quarantines her in the trailer. (S4, E03) 
04:15The U.S. Office A Benihana Christmas (Part 1): Michael plans to invite Carol to Jamaica with him for Christmas, but she breaks up with him before he has a chance. Andy takes Michael out to cheer him up. (S3, E10) 
04:35The U.S. Office A Benihana Christmas (Part 2): A disagreement within the Party Planning Committee leads Karen and Pam to create their own Christmas party. Michael finds someone to go to Jamaica with him. (S3, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
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