This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, June 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Fresh Off The Boat Success Perm Family rivalry spirals out of control when Jessica's sister, Connie and her far more affluent husband come to visit. (S1, E04) 
08:35Life In Pieces Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. (S2, E03) 
09:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
10:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
10:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
13:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
13:30Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
14:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
16:00Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Film Lina (Christina Milian) must move in with her wealthy stepfather and transfer from a public high school to an exclusive prep school. She joins the pathetic junior varsity cheerleading squad. (2009) 
18:05Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
18:35Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
19:00Blue Streak Film Rollicking action comedy starring Martin Lawrence as a jewel thief forced to pose as a cop in order to recover a stashed diamond. With Luke Wilson and Dave Chappelle. (1999) 
21:00Here Comes the Boom Film A high school biology teacher (Kevin James) becomes a mixed-martial arts fighter in an effort to raise money to prevent extra-curricular activities from being axed at his cash-strapped school. (2012) 
23:05Live At The Apollo 'The Mighty Boosh' legend, Noel Fielding, is our host tonight. Former Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Dane Baptiste and Ireland's Al Porter join him. (S11, E03) 
00:05Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
00:35Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between father and son Mark and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman. (S1, E06) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
02:00South Park It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
02:30South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
03:00South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Back to Cool When Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert, Cleveland becomes jealous that Jr. thinks Robert is so much cooler than him. (S2, E20) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Your Show of Shows When Rallo and his pals Bernard and Theodore perform in the school talent show, their rap about fiscal responsibility is not well-received by their classmates. (S2, E21) 
04:15Two And A Half Men What A Lovely Landing Strip Walden continues to woo Zoe with some rather extravagant behaviour. When Bridget turns up on his doorstep things get complicated. Ashton Kutcher stars. (S9, E11) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Slowly And In A Circular Fashion Walden and Bridget go head-to-head over the direction of 'Walden Loves Bridget Inc.' but Walden has a trick up his sleeve. What part will Alan play? (S9, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.