This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, April 5 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
08:35Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
09:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
09:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
10:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
10:30Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
11:00Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
11:30Black Knight Film One day, Jamal (Martin Lawrence), who works at an amusement park, falls into a moat and loses consciousness. When he wakes up, he finds himself in 14th century England! (2001) 
13:30Big Momma's House 2 Film After his mentor is killed, an FBI agent (Martin Lawrence) reprises his disguise as a fat old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (2006) 
15:30Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
16:00Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
16:30Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
17:00Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
17:30Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
18:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
19:00Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
19:30Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
20:00Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
20:30Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Rebecca Adlington, Raymond Van Barneveld, and Hannah Cockcroft in surreal contests. (S1, E03) 
21:00The Interview Film Aaron and Dave (Seth Rogen and James Franco), who run the show 'Skylark Tonight', get a chance to interview Kim Jong-un. The CIA orders them to use the opportunity to assassinate the dictator. (2014) 
23:25The Ricky Gervais Show Karl talks about his disappointment when learning about a killer octopus; what he would change in crabs, a new sea creature and a poem about moths. Textbook Pilkington. (S2, E05) 
00:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl talks about his life changing kidney stones incident. A diary entry lifts the lid on Karl's trip to the Cotswolds with his girlfriend. (S2, E06) 
00:30Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
01:00Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
01:30Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
02:00Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
02:35Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar join a gang of sheep shearers in New Zealand. It's the ultimate work hard play hard lifestyle but can the boys handle both the jobs and the alcohol? (S2, E06) 
03:25Impractical Jokers Prank Hollywood In this special 200th episode, the guys arrive in L. A. to try directing; the jokers get people to untangle their headphones before being pantsed by special guest stars Jay and Silent Bob. (S12, E23) 
04:15Life In Pieces Sleepy Email Brunch Tree Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family. John, Matt and Greg try to prove their masculinity by cutting down a tree. (S1, E03) 
04:35Life In Pieces Prison Baby Golf Picking The siblings congratulate Greg for standing up to Joan. Matt and Greg discourage Tim from beating John at golf and Sophia gets a peanut stuck up her nose. (S1, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.