This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, July 11 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00New:Most Ridiculous Party Crashers Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, get your glad rags on because Most Ridiculous is all about the Party Crashers. With everything from banging birthdays to crackpot Christmases. (S4, E03) 
08:35New:Most Ridiculous Dangerous Dads Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, Most Ridiculous brings your some truly Dangerous Dads. Full of stupid dads, hurting dads, and dads that you're glad are not your dad. (S4, E04) 
09:00Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
09:30Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
10:30Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
11:30Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
12:00Masters of the Universe Film Courteney Cox & Dolph Lundgren star in this adventure-fantasy where heroic warrior He-Man arrives on Earth by chance and must battle the evil Skeletor for possession of the powerful cosmic key. (1987) 
14:00Paul Blart: Mall Cop Film When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to mild-mannered security guard Paul Blart (Kevin James), who takes his job very seriously, to save the day. (2009) 
16:00Naughty Toddlers Caught On Camera Featuring the funniest home videos from around the world, a host of celebrities embrace the wonderful world of naughty toddlers who've been caught on camera. (S1, E01) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
17:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
18:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
19:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
19:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
20:00Beetlejuice Film When a deceased couple (Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis) are unsuccessful in scaring away a family that has moved into their old house, they seek the help of a bio-exorcist (Michael Keaton). (1988) 
22:00Get Hard Film When millionaire James King (Will Ferrell) is jailed for fraud and bound for San Quentin prison, he turns to Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart) to prep him to go behind bars. (2015) 
00:00Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord brings you this monumental show! 
01:50South Park Red Hot Catholic Love A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. (S6, E08) 
02:20South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
02:50South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
03:20Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
03:50Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
04:15Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
04:35Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.