This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, August 14 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Perfect Dad The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be. (S2, E03) 
08:35My Wife And Kids No Rules While Jay's away, the kids complain Michael is too strict; so he makes a bet that they can't go a week without any rules... (S2, E04) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
10:00Scrubs My Brother, Where Art Thou? Brotherly love brings trouble for J.D. when Dan comes back to town, while Elliot and Carla begin moonlighting at a veterinary clinic - what would Dr Kelso think? (S3, E05) 
10:30Scrubs My Advice to You J.D. is intrigued by the appearance of the mysterious Danni (guest star Tara Reid), whilst Carla's brother, Marco, visits and does his best to aggravate Turk. (S3, E06) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
11:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
12:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Last Week Fights, This Week Tights With Lorelais help, Mrs. Kim and Lane work out their new relationship. Thanks in part to her grandmother, Rory gets stranded on a bad date. (S4, E21) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
15:00Scrubs My Fifteen Seconds As things with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) progress, J.D. and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together. Kelso has a little self-inflicted accident... (S3, E07) 
15:30Scrubs My Friend the Doctor Dr. Cox hurts his back showing off - is age creeping up on him? J.D. isn't impressed with the false personalities the Janitor uses on the rest of the staff. (S3, E08) 
15:55Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
16:25Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
16:55Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
17:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
18:00Friends: Season 10 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
18:30Friends: Season 10 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
19:00Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
19:35Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon Louis and Jessica get pressured into volunteering at the kids' schools. Eddie sees a whole other side of his dad when he coaches the basketball team. (S1, E12) 
20:30New: Fresh Off The Boat So Chineez Jessica fears her family has assimilated so much to life in Orlando that they've lost their Chinese identity. Season finale. (S1, E13) 
21:00Easy A Film Clean-cut high school student Olive (Emma Stone) relies on the school's rumour mill to advance her social and financial standing, but things soon get out of control... (2010) 
23:00Bad Education Strike Now living with Rosie, Alfie is horrified when he comes to school and finds his father Martin is the new deputy head. With finances low, Martin intends to sack one of the teachers. (S3, E01) 
23:35Lee Nelson At The Comedy Store Lee Nelson introduces the very best of comedy talent from the legendary Comedy Store in London; the fabulous Sophie Willan, the hilarious Stephen Bailey, and the magnificent Sofie Hagen. (S5, E04) 
00:05Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
02:00South Park You're Not Yelping There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E04) 
02:30South Park Safe Space When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) 
03:00South Park Tweek x Craig When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is writer and director Spike Lee, promoting his new movie "BlacKkKlansman". 
03:50The Cleveland Show Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry Cleveland discovers that the food served at the local homeless shelter is much better than it is at home, so he pretends to be homeless so he can eat there. (S4, E06) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Emancipation Fed up with military school, Francis gets himself legally emancipated so he can go to Alaska with his friend Eric and become a logger. This does not sit well with the family. (S3, E02) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Book Club Lois, in an attempt to get a break from the family, joins a book club that turns out to be a night off for frustrated housewives, but it all goes a little bit haywire. (S3, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.