This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, February 15 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Scrubs Unbeknownst to Dr. Kelso, J.D. and Turk try to beat the system to treat the Chief's uninsured friend. Elsewhere, the Janitor blackmails Carla with a case of mistaken dog identity. (S6, E13) 
08:35Scrubs My No Good Reason (part 1): Nurse Roberts and Dr. Cox debate whether or not "everything happens for a reason". J.D. and Turk try to forget that the Turks' new nanny is smoking hot. (S6, E14) 
09:00The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07) 
09:30The Middle Errand Boy Brick is tired of running around doing errands with Frankie, Axl tries to grow a beard, and Mike overhears one of Sue's friends talking about her behind her back. (S2 E08) 
10:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
11:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Garage Sale Michael decides it's time to pop the question to Holly, but it has to be 'perfect'. Dwight has a devious plan to trade-up at the company garage sale but Jim has other plans. (S7, E19) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Training Day With Michael preparing to leave for Colorado, his replacement, Deangelo Vickers (guest-star Will Ferrell), arrives in town. Will they hit it off or is rivalry in the air? (S7, E20) 
14:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
14:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
15:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
17:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
17:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
18:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
18:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
19:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
20:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
20:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
21:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers Live and Let Fly The children discover the dangers of revenge when they become entangled in a sibling rivalry between two pilots after trying to get back at their guidance counsellor. (S9, E05) 
22:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What did the guys like best about going barefoot for their Feets of Strength challenge? And what was the Jokers' biggest fear during Q's punishment? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E05) 
23:30New: Broad City Make The Space Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé. Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie. (S5, E04) 
00:00Brickleberry Miss National Park Ethel and Connie compete in a beauty pageant, while Steve and Denzel (who has been "cured" of his attraction to elderly women) end up dating the same woman. (S3, E03) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Yazmin Oukhellou and James Lock to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E07) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is author Chris Wilson, talking about his new book "The Master Plan: My Journey From Life in Prison to a Life of Purpose". 
01:30New: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Paul's Drag Race returns to Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with the fierce and fabulous All Stars season 4! Expect lip syncs, laughter, and some shady behaviour! 
03:00South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E06) 
03:25Scrubs My Scrubs Unbeknownst to Dr. Kelso, J.D. and Turk try to beat the system to treat the Chief's uninsured friend. Elsewhere, the Janitor blackmails Carla with a case of mistaken dog identity. (S6, E13) 
03:45Scrubs My No Good Reason (part 1): Nurse Roberts and Dr. Cox debate whether or not "everything happens for a reason". J.D. and Turk try to forget that the Turks' new nanny is smoking hot. (S6, E14) 
04:10The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07) 
04:35The Middle Errand Boy Brick is tired of running around doing errands with Frankie, Axl tries to grow a beard, and Mike overhears one of Sue's friends talking about her behind her back. (S2 E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.