This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, December 10 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Say Yo Will is run down with work, school, and his girlfriend, and has trouble staying awake. He decides to take amphetamines to help him... (S3, E19) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Not So Hostile Takeover Michael doesn't want Claire going to prom, so he and Jay attend as chaperones and wind up being more popular with the kids than Claire is. (S3, E25) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 1): It's time for Jr. to graduate high school and move on to college. The problem is Jr. wants to go to the same college as Vanessa. (S3, E26) 
10:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
11:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 8 The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 8 Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
14:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
14:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
15:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
15:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
16:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
16:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
17:008 Simple Rules Pilot Cate decides to return back to work while Paul tends with the family. Paul discovers that his oldest daughter, Bridget, is dating his co-worker's Tommy's son Kyle. (S1, E01) 
17:308 Simple Rules Wall of Shame Cate attends a seminar, while Paul stays home to watching the big game. Bridget is accused of shoplifting, while Kerry is upset over the treatment of circus animals. (S1, E02) 
18:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
18:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
20:00Friends Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
20:30Friends Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. It's a round-up of this season's best bits and some special Xmas features including Russell's childhood hero special guest! (S5, E08) 
22:00New: Roast Battle Christmas A special festive-themed tournament with Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jonathan Ross,? and Nick Helm as Santa. Ed Gamble, Suzi Ruffell, Desiree Burch and Bobby Mair battle it out to be crowned champion. 
23:00South Park Woodland Critter Christmas Stan finds talking animals building a Christmas tree in the woods. They enlist him to protect them from an evil mountain lion but things aren't what they seem. (S8, E14) 
23:30South Park Unfulfilled (1): The Big Bike Parade is almost upon South Park and the boys mean to win it. Their chances drop when a strike at their local Amazon centre means no costumes! Aargh! (S22, E09) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriot. (S2, E01) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks erotic buckaroo, landline phones, and weird sex; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James. (S2, E02) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 8 The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 8 Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
02:00South Park Eat, Pray, Queef When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04) 
02:30South Park Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
03:00South Park Pinewood Derby Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Sex and the Biddy When Murray gets a girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo discovers she is after Murray's money and tries to save him from making a mistake. Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym. (S3, E06) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Die Semi-Hard While staging their own live nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. (S3, E07) 
04:15My Wife And Kids Not So Hostile Takeover Michael doesn't want Claire going to prom, so he and Jay attend as chaperones and wind up being more popular with the kids than Claire is. (S3, E25) 
04:35My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 1): It's time for Jr. to graduate high school and move on to college. The problem is Jr. wants to go to the same college as Vanessa. (S3, E26) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.