This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Tuesday, September 25 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Super Psycho Nora makes a return, and targets Dice so as to get revenge on Sam! With nowhere to turn, Sam and Cat are forced to ask for some unlikely help from an old nemesis. (S1, ep 33) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad The Dork Knight Returns Arc's predecessor on the Phoenix Squad returns, bumping Arc to the Kraken Squad while his friends secretly work to get rid of their former partner. (S1, ep 6) 
07:00The Thundermans Cookie Mistake After Phoebe chooses Billy to accompany her to their favourite cookie factory's tasting event, Max and Nora are determined to sneak in first. (S4, ep 26) Also in HD. 
07:31Find Me in Paris Curse of the Fairy A scene study about a love triangle hits home when, Lena is cast as the ethereal sprite and love interest to Max, leaving Thea seething as the downtrodden wife. (S1, ep 7) 
08:00Henry Danger Double Date Danger When Miss Shapen's niece comes into town and chooses Jasper over Henry, Henry discovers that she has bigger plans than just going out to dinner with Jasper. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD. 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quads declare their independence with Dawn deciding to get her ears pierced and the boys getting the snake they always wanted without Tom and Anne's permission. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Aunt Misbehavin' Max & Phoebe give their mom the ultimate birthday surprise by tracking down her long lost sister, but then they discover that they've been feuding for years. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Let's Make a Steal Captain Man gets Henry a spot on his favourite game show in an attempt to investigate a string of robberies. But Henry soon finds himself a victim too! (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Substitute Teacher When a suspicious new student shows up at school, Charlotte and Henry think he may be up to something. Captain Man goes undercover as a substitute teacher. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious Prom Wrecker Tori is planning a prom, but the event ruins Jade's art project and she's out for revenge. Can Tori throw a prom with Jade aiming to bring the whole dance down? (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat Super Psycho Nora makes a return, and targets Dice so as to get revenge on Sam! With nowhere to turn, Sam and Cat are forced to ask for some unlikely help from an old nemesis. (S1, ep 33) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat Revenge Of The Brit Brats Gwen and Ruby return and, while pretending to be friendly, drive a wedge between Sam and Cat. When Sam and Cat catch on, they turn the tables. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Phoebe vs. Max: After Max pranks Phoebe on Picture Day, a prank war gets out of hand. Hank and Barb try a new parenting style to get Billy and Nora to do their share of chores. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Weird Science Fair Phoebe and Max's rivalry gets carried away while helping Billy and Nora with their projects. Barb tries to catch Hank after he copies her notes in book club. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad A Knight at the Roxbury Ciara's competitiveness gets the best of her when she puts winning a prestigious school tournament ahead of her new friendship with Arc. (S1, ep 2) 
13:31Victorious Beck Falls for Tori When Tori gets her big break acting in a movie, she's confronted with the consequences of lying on her resume when she's asked to perform a big stunt. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn I Want Candace Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky ruin Dawn's chance to meet her idol, Candace Parker and must find a way to make it up to her. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
14:31Game Shakers Party Crashers Babe and Kenzie's plans to hang with cool guy Mason are ruined when Bunny and Ruthless crash a birthday party. Dub uses Hudson to make Trip jealous. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
15:00The Thundermans Aunt Misbehavin' Max & Phoebe give their mom the ultimate birthday surprise by tracking down her long lost sister, but then they discover that they've been feuding for years. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Love Muffin When Captain Man suddenly announces he's getting married, Henry and Charlotte go searching for answers only to discover that things are not as they seem. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & BeyDawnce Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky accidentally turn Dawn into "BeyDawnce" when they help her overcome her fear of auditioning for the Glee Club. (S4, ep 2) 
16:31Game Shakers War and Peach In an attempt to get to know each other better and increase productivity, Kenzie organizes a team building retreat... in Game Shakers. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Max and Phoebe ask Cherry to fill in after Phoebe injures herself before a meeting with the Z-Force, but a superhero emergency tests their future as crimefighters. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad The Dork Knight Returns Arc's predecessor on the Phoenix Squad returns, bumping Arc to the Kraken Squad while his friends secretly work to get rid of their former partner. (S1, ep 6) 
18:00Henry Danger JAM Session When Ray hears that Piper is going to Junior Anger Management to work on her anger issues, he bets Henry that he can make her lose her temper before the night ends. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
18:31Find Me in Paris Twirls, Spins and Dobles When Lena follows Max to his aunt's modest home, she is unprepared for his loud and nosey family. (S1, ep 8) 
19:00The Thundermans Phoebe worries that Max will revert to his evil ways after he is asked to give a prison talk, but her efforts to protect Max from himself do more harm than good. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD. 
19:31School of Rock When Tomika tries too hard to be like her favourite artist, she learns it's better to be yourself. Dewey tries to prove his cred by claiming to know a legend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Opposite Date Tori and Beck go on an "Opposite Date" where they do things that people would never do on a real date. Suspicious, Jade gets Cat to help her follow them. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
20:31Sam & Cat BrainCrush Sam and Cat notice that everyone is becoming obsessed with a new phone game called Brain Crush. The game even distracts the audience at Cat's one woman show. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD. 
21:00Find Me in Paris Twirls, Spins and Dobles When Lena follows Max to his aunt's modest home, she is unprepared for his loud and nosey family. (S1, ep 8) 
21:31iCarly iHire An Idiot The gang hire an intern. Carly and Sam hire a guy they think is cute, but Freddy has to prove to Carly and Sam that they're better off without the assistance. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom 48 Hours Stephanie has an old friend staying when Charlie's away on business, and soon things spin out of control. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Not a Date Gabby gets asked out by a boy, and she wants to go, but Charlie doesn't want her to date until she's 16. Maggie backs him up, but Gabby tries to get around the rule. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat Mad About Shoe When Sam eats the meatballs Cat prepared for a special dinner, Cat must make more. Cat gets distracted when she finds a shoe and tries to find its matching pair. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
23:31Sam & Cat Yay Day Cat invents a holiday which is just an excuse to buy presents for everyone. When Cat snoops what other people have got her, she discovers an insulting present from Sam. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Ben In Tights Justine persuades Ben to go to ballet class with her but he has to keep it a secret from the Rejects. (S1, ep 7) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania I Dated A Teenage Vampire Max is a bad, bad boy and very annoying. Cute, but annoying! Can Summer fix him, or is it true that a leopard never changes his spots - or a vampire his teeth? (S1, ep 18) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Shell Shocked Gary desperately needs a new shell, but all the shells on the market are either too expensive or too fragile. Will SpongeBob ever be able to find the perfect new shell for Gary? 
04:00Genie in the House Car Wash While washing Phillip's car, Emma comes up with a business plan. Get Adil to shrink cars so they are the size of a toy and wash them in the sink instead! Sophie's not so sure. (S2, ep 19) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Harsh The Sibunas plan to go into the cellar, to collect the elixir and crack the new clue. Alfie draws the short straw, but this time he'll have a walkie talkie. (S1, ep 49) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Lights Jerome rescues Alfie but uses the favour to blackmail him for information to feed back to a demanding Rufus. The gang initiates Alfie into the Sibuna Club. (S1, ep 50) Also in HD. 
05:00Find Me in Paris Twirls, Spins and Dobles When Lena follows Max to his aunt's modest home, she is unprepared for his loud and nosey family. (S1, ep 8) 
05:30Max & Shred The Blindside Scoutmaster Disaster Max and Shred are left in charge of the Junior Porcupines and are each determined to take the scouts on the best camping trip ever. (S1, ep 21) 
06:00Sam & Cat Knock Out When Sam and Cat try to help Goomer with a supposed bully at his gym, Sam ends up knocking out an MMA champ, and gets pulled into the world of professional fighting. (S1, ep 34) Also in HD.