This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Monday, February 24 2020

06:00Henry Danger My Phony Valentine When Henry's crush goes on a Valentine's date with someone else, Schwoz provides an android to make her jealous. Ray has an unpleasant date with a teacher. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
06:31The Thundermans Up, Up, and Vacay The family win a dream holiday, but have different ideas about where to go. When they can't agree, they enter as two different teams, boys vs girls. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
07:00Henry Danger Space Invaders, Part 1: When Captain Man and Kid Danger find out that an astronaut has been taken hostage on the Space Station, they use Schwoz's shuttle to head into space. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
07:31Henry Danger Space Invaders, Part 2: Captain Man & Kid Danger discover who has taken the astronauts hostage. After realizing the astronauts are not so innocent, their alleigances change. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
08:31Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Stamp Collector Horrid Henry's new hobby is stamp collecting, but he finds that it's not as easy as it looks! (S3, ep 26) 
08:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Horrid Boy? When Dad offers to do Horrid Henry's homework for him, Horrid Henry knows there's something going on, but he can't quite work out what it is. (S3, ep 38) 
09:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry; Who's Who?: Henry finds out just how important your name is, specially when your name is Horrid Henry! (S4, ep 35) 
09:16Horrid Henry Horrid Henry; Good Morning Henry!: Henry's guide to having a good morning! (S4, ep 36) 
09:31New: The Casagrandes Arr in the Family Ronnie Anne is determined to help CJ get onstage at a Pirate Dinner Show. (S1, ep 5a) 
09:46New: The Casagrandes Stress Test The family tries to help Bobby get over his test taking anxieties. (S1, ep 6a) 
10:00ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks The Karate Kidder Dave, Simon and Theodore are worried for Alvin's safety after Alvin enters a karate contest. Also in HD. 
10:16ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Playing Favourites When Alvin suspects Simon is Dave's favourite, he and Theo challenge Simon to a go-cart race to win Dave's favour. Also in HD. 
10:31The Thundermans Who's Your Mommy? Max and Phoebe accidentally sell one of Barb's superhero utility belts to a superfan at the family's garage sale, and must get it back before she finds out. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
11:00iCarly iPilot: When Carly takes the blame for one of Sam's pranks, Miss Briggs makes them run talent show tryouts. Before too long, they decide to host their own online web show. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
11:31Victorious Beck Falls for Tori When Tori gets her big break acting in a movie, she's confronted with the consequences of lying on her resume when she's asked to perform a big stunt. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
12:00Henry Danger The Danger Begins - Part 1: Henry Hart is an average 8th grader until he lands his dream job as sidekick to superhero Captain Man, which he must keep a secret. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
12:31Henry Danger Sick & Wired Thinking that Henry is not telling the truth about being sick, Ray plants cameras and microphones in Henry's house to catch him in a lie. (S4, ep 4) 
13:00The Thundermans Up, Up, and Vacay The family win a dream holiday, but have different ideas about where to go. When they can't agree, they enter as two different teams, boys vs girls. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
13:31ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Bully For You When an accident forces Simon to wear his old glasses, he becomes the target of the school bully. So Simon builds a homemade robot bodyguard! (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
13:45ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Jeanette wants to give a toast to Brittany at her upcoming party. But Jeanette is so shy, she seeks advice from the most confident person she knows - Alvin! (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
14:00ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks No Putts, No Glory Alvin tricks Theodore into believing he's great at mini golf which backfires when Theo signs up for a tournament. (S4, ep 10b) 
14:15ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Granny Awards Dave is thrilled when he thinks he's nominated for a Grammy, but it's actually an award for aging musicians. (S4, ep 11a) 
14:31Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Favourite Day It's Be Nice to Your Brother Day and Henry could win a Gross DVD if he can be nice to Peter all day. How hard can that be? Henry's about to find out! (S2, ep 1) 
14:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Code Crackers Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph will do anything anywhere in an attempt to crack the secret code, until Henry learns that the solution is under his nose. (S3, ep 42) 
15:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry - My Weird Family: It's Family Fresh Air Day and of course Horrid Henry's family are first in the queue to join in! (S3, ep 43) 
15:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry, It's all Your Fault! Horrid Horrid Henry's convinced that it's not his fault, even when it is! (S3, ep 44) 
15:31Henry Danger Budget Cuts When the Vice Mayor cuts Captain Man and Kid Danger's budget to build a high speed railway in Swellview, Captain Man and Kid Danger must find creative ways to save money. (S4, ep 10) 
16:00iCarly iStart A Fan War - Part 1: iCarly gets invited to WebiCon, but when the fans start asking personal questions, things get out of hand. Spencer does battle with a costumed nemesis. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:31iCarly iStart A Fan War - Part 2: iCarly gets invited to WebiCon, but when the fans start asking personal questions, things get out of hand. Spencer does battle with a costumed nemesis. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Thundermans Meet the Evilmans It's Romeo & Juliet, super-style when a retired supervillain (and Thunder Man's old nemesis!) moves to Hiddenville, and his son and Phoebe start dating. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Holey Moley The gang thinks they have found the perfect tunnels to access all of Swellview, until they are confronted by the tunnels' original inhabitants. (S5, ep 17) 
18:00Just Add Magic Just Add Mama P: After the Girls learn more of the book's secret history from an unexpected ally, they cook Mind Peering Peppermints to learn who cursed Grandma. (S1, ep 7) 
18:29Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Life is anything but normal for Gortimer and his two best friends, Ranger and Mel, as they navigate Normal Street - an ordinary suburb that has a hint of something magical just beneath the surface. 
19:00New: Find Me in Paris Mutiny at the Garnier Lena learns that only Thea and Isaac have roles in Max's Carte Blanche. She complains to Gabrielle who splits the performance into two parts between Max and Lena. (S2, ep 22) 
19:31Sam & Cat Pilot Sam and Cat meet in the odd location of a rubbish truck. After becoming roommates, they babysit three kids, giving them the idea to start their own babysitting service. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Pilot After Tori fills in for her sister in a musical showcase, she's asked to enrol at an elite performing arts high school. But once there, she wonders if she'll ever fit in. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
20:31iCarly iStage An Intervention Carly intervenes when Spencer becomes addicted to a video game. Sam makes Freddie think that he's suffering bad luck when he won't forward a chain email. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
21:00iCarly iOwe You Sam is insulted when Freddie accuses her of not paying back the money she borrows. Sam tries everything she can think of to pay them back - even getting an actual job! (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
21:31I am Frankie I am Out of Options Frankie is faced with an impossible choice and agrees to give WARPA what they want. Dayton, Will and Jenny try to save Sigourney and help Frankie rescue Cole. (S2, ep 20) 
22:00Drake and Josh The Storm Ace weather forecaster Walter (with an ace new hairdo) confidently predicts excellent weather for the next week. So why is it raining? Meanwhile, Drake's band comes to rehearse. (S4, ep 11) 
22:31Victorious Andre's Horrible Girl Tori notices changes in her friend Andre, whose girlfriend is overbearing and controlling. Jade and Cat try to earn money dog-sitting in Beverly Hills. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
23:00Just Add Magic Just Add Mama P: After the Girls learn more of the book's secret history from an unexpected ally, they cook Mind Peering Peppermints to learn who cursed Grandma. (S1, ep 7) 
23:31Find Me in Paris Mutiny at the Garnier Lena learns that only Thea and Isaac have roles in Max's Carte Blanche. She complains to Gabrielle who splits the performance into two parts between Max and Lena. (S2, ep 22) 
00:00The Thundermans Make it Pop Pop Nana and Pop Pop Thunderman come to visit, but when Phoebe reveals Colosso is living in their house, Pop Pop banishes Max & his bunny to the Detention Zone. (S4, ep 31) Also in HD. 
00:31The Thundermans After their requests drive Kickbutt to quit, Max and Phoebe get what they want when Hank is made SuperPresident. But being the First Family takes its toll. (S4, ep 32) Also in HD. 
01:00Henry Danger Too Much Game A new student, Shawn, takes Henry's spot on the basketball team, but Henry suspects he may be older than he claims. Captain Man needs the help of an old friend. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
01:25Henry Danger Henry the Man-Beast Henry's got a big date, but things don't go quite as planned after he's accidentally exposed to a strange device in the Man Cave. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
01:50Renford Rejects Thank You Bob Vinnie gets a job at a TV station and Terry Stoker decides that he would be the ideal replacement on Sportsview. (S3, ep 6) 
02:15Renford Rejects St Jude Bruno loses his lucky medallion and won't play unless he finds it, Jason gives him a replacement, and Bruno plays brilliantly, until, that is, he discovers it was a fake. (S3, ep 7) 
02:40Winx Club As Daphne is held captive by Tritannus, she tries to warn Bloom of his dangerous plans. In Gardenia, Mike and Vanessa's attempt to clean up is disrupted. (Series 5, episode 17) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club The Devourer Tritannus sends the Abyss Devourer after the Selkies so that he can get to the Pillars. It's up to the Winx to use their skills to save the Selkies. (Series 5, episode 18) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of Anticipation The Sibunas make it to the Crypt and begin their ceremony - but Frobisher has gone. Can Sibuna complete the ceremony before the adults find them? (S3, ep15) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Close Calls The Sibunas fail to wake Frobisher and are trapped in the crypt. Can Patricia rescue her friends? Jerome sweats as Mara and Willow get closer. (S3, ep16) Also in HD. 
04:30Henry Danger Invisible Brad Captain Man's friend Brad, who years ago was accidentally turned invisible, shows up to visit but quickly overstays his welcome. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Bucket Sweet Bucket Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward into fixing up the Chum Bucket. 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants To Love A Patty SpongeBob has trouble saying goodbye to the most perfect Krabby Patty he has ever cooked up. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants Breath Of Fresh Squid After zapping himself with his own security fence, Squidward's personality gets scrambled, and he becomes the nicest squid you ever did meet - which is very annoying! 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Money Talks Mr. Krabs makes a wish that he could talk to money. When his wish is magically granted, he learns what all of his dollars, pennies and quarters have been longing for! 
06:00Henry Danger Caved In Henry, Charlotte, and Ray's plans for a day of fun are derailed when Jasper accidentally triggers the emergency lockdown mode, trapping everyone indoors. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD.