This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Saturday, September 22 2018

06:00Sam & Cat BlooperEpisode Jennette, Ariana, Cameron, Maree and Zoran are on their lunch break from filming Sam & Cat and have an hour before they're due back, but are interrupted by fans. (S1, ep 28) Also in HD 
06:31Henry Danger Captain Jerk Captain Man attempts to boost his image by holding a contest where three winners get a tour of his secret lair. But Henry's friends are among the winners! (S1, ep 22) Also in HD. 
07:00Victorious Victori-Yes Mr. Sikowitz challenges the students to say yes to everything for one week. The gang agrees, and they soon find themselves out of their respective comfort zones. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Make it Pop Pop Nana and Pop Pop Thunderman come to visit, but when Phoebe reveals Colosso is living in their house, Pop Pop banishes Max & his bunny to the Detention Zone. (S4, ep 31) Also in HD. 
08:00The Thundermans Date Expectations A desperate Phoebe distracts Max from interfering with her class project by convincing him that a girl wants to go out with him. But then they seek revenge! (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Dude, Where's My School? When The Quads' destroy their school, they must join a new one. But they must keep the secret that they destroyed the old school that everyone loved. (S4, ep 1) 
09:00The Thundermans No Hero for Old Mentors Despite hoping to be matched with her favourite next-gen hero in the Superhero Mentor Program, Phoebe chooses her dad, and soon regrets it. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Mo' Danger, Mo' Problems: As Henry tries to adjust to his new role as Kid Danger, he struggles to balance his schedule between crime fighting, school, family and friends. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
10:00Knight Squad Wish I May, Wish I Knight Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad. To help the team, Warwick becomes immune to fear, but also reckless. (S1, ep 15) 
10:31Find Me in Paris Find Me in Paris When Princess Lena Grisky accidentally travels from 1905 to modern day, she must use her ballet training to land a spot at the Paris Opera Ballet School to keep her cover. (S1, ep 1) 
11:00Find Me in Paris Rooftop Hip-Hop Lena must pass as a modern day teen if she is to remain hidden from the dangerous Time Collectors. (S1, ep 2) 
11:31Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
12:00The Thundermans Going Wonkers A comet makes the Thundermans' powers go wonky just as Phoebe's crush asks her to a dance. It'll be fine if Phoebe and Max stick together, but neither wants that! (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
12:31The Thundermans Paging Dr. Thunderman: Max and Phoebe take Billy to the hospital when he hurts his thumb. They must stop the doctors seeing Max's brain scan which could expose their powers! (S1, ep 19) Also in HD. 
13:00Game Shakers The One With the Coffee Shop After an online story snubs Kenzie, she and Babe get in a fight. Kenzie takes a job as a waitress at a coffee shop and Babe tries to get her back. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
13:31Game Shakers Byte Club Trip beats a gaming legend, landing him a sponsorship deal with a big company. When the deal turns out to be a nightmare, Dub and the kids must help out. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD. 
14:00Henry Danger Let's Make a Steal Captain Man gets Henry a spot on his favourite game show in an attempt to investigate a string of robberies. But Henry soon finds himself a victim too! (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
14:31Henry Danger Opposite Universe Henry and Charlotte are transported into an opposite universe where Ray and Schwoz are evil and want to destroy Piper. They must figure out how to get back. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
15:00Knight Squad Opening Knight A rambunctious princess and a mischievous drifter become unlikely partners, and band together to achieve their dream of becoming legendary knights. (S1, ep 1) 
15:31Knight Squad Do the Knight Thing Sorcery School students temporarily move onto the Knight School grounds, and quickly engage in a competition for control of the Phoenix squad room. (S1, ep 12) 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Leader of the Stack When the Quads discover that Dicky is a cup stacking prodigy, they decide to get him into pro cup stacking tournaments and use his special talent for their own gain. (S4, ep 5) 
16:31Game Shakers Wedding Shower of Doom When Dub's brother invites everyone except Dub to his wedding, the kids ask him to bring his brother into the fold, promising to make Dub behave himself. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Make it Pop Pop Nana and Pop Pop Thunderman come to visit, but when Phoebe reveals Colosso is living in their house, Pop Pop banishes Max & his bunny to the Detention Zone. (S4, ep 31) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad Wish I May, Wish I Knight Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad. To help the team, Warwick becomes immune to fear, but also reckless. (S1, ep 15) 
18:00Henry Danger A Finata Full Of Death Bugs When a dangerous pinata ends up at a kids' birthday party, Kid Danger and Captain Man must go undercover and step in before it's too late. (S3, ep 1) 
18:31Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
19:00School of Rock We're Not Gonna Take It Dewey's inspiring lesson on rock rebellion backfires when Zack's dad catches him on the electric guitar at home and moves Zack to another class. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
19:31Henry Danger Green Fingers After Schwoz creates a disease that accidentally effects Charlotte, Henry, his family, and even Ray, he quarantines them in Henry's house in order to find a cure. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:00The Thundermans Are You Afraid of the Park? Max and Phoebe start a fight between Billy and Nora so they can avoid riding a roller coaster, but it all backfires when things get out of control. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
20:31Sam & Cat Mad About Shoe When Sam eats the meatballs Cat prepared for a special dinner, Cat must make more. Cat gets distracted when she finds a shoe and tries to find its matching pair. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
21:00Instant Mom Basket Case After Stephanie helps Aaron beat James at a game, Charlie worries that she has upset the balance of power. Gabby gets caught in a fight between Stephanie and Maggie. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:31Instant Mom Harp & Soul Stephanie's determined to bond with the kids and uses her love of music to do it. But Stephanie learns a very public and embarrassing lesson in parenting. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
22:00iCarly iCan't Take It Mrs. Benson discovers Sam and Freddie's relationship when Gibby tries to split them up. Will Carly help Gibby, or fight for Sam and Freddie? (S4, ep 3) Also in HD. 
22:31iCarly iLove You Carly tells Sam and Freddie to try each other's favourite hobbies. Meanwhile, Spencer bumps into his old babysitter and asks her to dinner. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD. 
23:00iCarly iQ: Carly tries to impress a new boyfriend by trying to look smarter than she is. The gang tries to find T-Bo a new place to live after he gets kicked out of the Groovy Smoothie. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
23:31iCarly iMeet The First Lady A high-level government agency starts to inquire into the iCarly gang after they hack into a secure network to throw Carly's dad an online birthday party. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Heartbreak Hotel Lovestruck Ben thinks Justine doesn't like him or his poetry but the Rejects decide he needs their help to get noticed. (S1, ep 4) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Double Date Of Doom Who is taking who to the fundraiser? Do Heidi and Summer want to ask the same boy, or has Bobby got his fur crossed? The prize is a moonlit boat-ride for two. (S1, ep 15) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants No Hat For Pat Patrick is sick of all of his friends not being able to play with him because they have to put on their Krusty Krab hats and go to work. Pat would like a hat like that, ever so much. 
04:00Genie in the House Drama Queen Sophie and Clive are studying the work of scientist Marie Curie. Clive writes a play about her, and Sophie decides to put on a production, until Emma gets in on the act! (S2, ep 16) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Pursuit Victor is suspicious when he discovers Nina and co were helped in their school play research by a woman called Sarah. (S1, ep 43) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Yesterday Victor arranges for Sarah to see the house from their childhood. Jerome switches sides and becomes Amber's campaign manager, jealous of Mara and Mick. (S1, ep 44) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club The End Of Tritannus With Aisha imprisoned, Tritannus absorbs her power and activates the Emperor's Throne. With his power, Tritannus attacks his beloved Icy. (Series 5, episode 26) Also in HD. 
05:30Max & Shred The Buttery Bad Luck Streak Max's trip to Switzerland for a major race gets foiled by his arch nemesis, Yud Nuuderuud. Howie builds Lloyd a high-tech home security system. (S1, ep 18) 
06:00Sam & Cat Fresno Girl Sam and Cat promise to buy a girl a Fresno Girl doll if she raises her grades. When she does, Sam and Cat are amazed by the expensive accessories that come with it. (S1, ep 29) Also in HD