This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Sunday, September 22 2019

06:00Sam & Cat Twinfection To prove that she's clever, Cat plays a trick on Sam using a pair of twins that they are babysitting. So Sam turns to her own twin, Melanie, to play a trick on Cat. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
06:31Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
07:00The Thundermans Breaking Dad Hank becomes Max and Phoebe's new science teacher. When he accidentally eats special turkey sandwiches that make him fall asleep, the twins must help him out. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Who's Your Mommy? Max and Phoebe accidentally sell one of Barb's superhero utility belts to a superfan at the family's garage sale, and must get it back before she finds out. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
08:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Odd Quad Out Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn are sick of being lumped together as "The Quads" until another set of quadruplets makes them wonder if they are even all related. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
08:29New: Cousins for Life Cousins Day For the first time in years, Ivy and Stuart get to celebrate Cousin's Day together. They try to outdo each other to make it the best ever, but their plans backfire. (S1, ep 16) 
09:00Victorious Tori Goes Platinum, Part 1: Tori wins a contest to sing the opening number at a big music awards show, but the producer wants to totally change her look and behaviour. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
09:31Victorious Tori Goes Platinum, Part 2: Tori gets to sing at a big music awards show, but the producer wants to change her style. Tori agrees, but finds that she doesn't like her new image. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD 
10:00Double Dare The Mighty Tweens vs. The Super Scouts: Best friends take on a team of boy scouts in a series of tossing and racing challenges. (S1, ep 37) 
10:31Game Shakers Llama Llama Spit Spit After the Game Shakers are kicked out of Fooders to make room for a guest who has his photo on the wall, Babe is determined to get their own photo up. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
11:00Henry Danger The Whole Bilsky Family Henry's nerves are put the test when Piper invites her new boyfriend and his family over for dinner. (S5, ep 12) 
11:31The Thundermans Date of Emergency Phoebe fakes a romance after feeling left out with her friends all in relationships, but keeping her lie going proves to be harder than she expected. (S4, ep1) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Kiss Me, Nate Max is nervous when his girlfriend auditions for the romantic lead opposite a cute boy in the school play, and he convinces Phoebe to audition for the same role. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD. 
12:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn We'll Always Have Parasites Dawn and Mae get jobs to help pay for a trip to Paris, but things get complicated when the boys find that they can complain at restaurants to their benefit. (S4, ep 10) 
13:00Cousins for Life Cousins Day For the first time in years, Ivy and Stuart get to celebrate Cousin's Day together. They try to outdo each other to make it the best ever, but their plans backfire. (S1, ep 16) 
13:31Henry Danger The Time Jerker When Kid Danger and Captain Man battle the Time Bandit, Kid Danger accidentally falls into the Time Bandit's time machine and relives the same day over again. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
14:00Henry Danger Double Date Danger When Miss Shapen's niece comes into town and chooses Jasper over Henry, Henry discovers that she has bigger plans than just going out to dinner with Jasper. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD. 
14:31Henry Danger Dream Busters A villain's "dream beam" traps Henry in a crazy dream state that only Charlotte can rescue him from. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD. 
15:00School of Rock Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Zack gets poached by another band right before the Battle of the Bands audition. But he learns a lesson about loyalty and friendship on the way. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
15:31Knight Squad Wish I May, Wish I Knight Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad. To help the team, Warwick becomes immune to fear, but also reckless. (S1, ep 15) 
16:00Game Shakers The Mason Experience Babe is upset to learn that Mason Kendal is moving, so Kenzie designs a virtual reality version of Mason. Babe loves it, but gets swept up in it all. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
16:31Game Shakers Wedding Shower of Doom When Dub's brother invites everyone except Dub to his wedding, the kids ask him to bring his brother into the fold, promising to make Dub behave himself. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
17:00Victorious Tori Goes Platinum, Part 1: Tori wins a contest to sing the opening number at a big music awards show, but the producer wants to totally change her look and behaviour. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
17:31Victorious Tori Goes Platinum, Part 2: Tori gets to sing at a big music awards show, but the producer wants to change her style. Tori agrees, but finds that she doesn't like her new image. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD 
18:00Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
18:31Sam & Cat Twinfection To prove that she's clever, Cat plays a trick on Sam using a pair of twins that they are babysitting. So Sam turns to her own twin, Melanie, to play a trick on Cat. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:00Victorious The Great Ping Pong Scam Tori discovers that her friends have been secretly going to a fancy restaurant instead of playing in an annual ping pong tournament. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
19:31Victorious Wok Star Tori helps Jade find a theatre to perform a play Jade wrote. When the sponsor demands changes that will ruin Jade's play, Tori must make things right before opening. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Trapped In An RV A heat wave hits LA and the gang heads for the beach in Beck's RV. But once there, they find themselves trapped inside as the temperature rises. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
20:31Victorious Wi-Fi In The Sky Tori's flight is delayed, leaving no time to finish a school project. She tries to work with them over video chat, but things keep getting in the way. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
21:00Sam & Cat Toddler Climbing A competing babysitting service is posting fake reviews about Sam and Cat's babysitting service. They confront their competition, who aren't what they seem! (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
21:31Sam & Cat Texting Competition Cat discovers Sam is really fast at texting and convinces her to compete in a competition against a boy, Butler. Dice tries to avoid an annoying old friend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Stephanie tells James that lying is OK if it makes someone's day better, which leads him to tell a huge lie which gets everyone called to the principal's office. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD Also in HD. 
22:31iCarly iReunite With Missy When Carly's old friend Missy moves back to Seattle, Sam thinks Missy is trying to replace her as Carly's best friend. Spencer gets trapped in the basement. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
23:00iCarly iWant My Website Back When the gang lose the iCarly web URL to Nevel, he demands that Carly kiss him if she wants it back. Meanwhile, Spencer has fun with two hundred pillows. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
23:31iCarly iMust Have Locker 239 When Sam and Freddie both win a contest for the best locker, they have to share the same locker. Meanwhile, Carly asks Spencer to give her art lessons. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
00:00The Thundermans Phoebe Vs. Max - The Sequel: Phoebe is assigned to protect Hiddenville, which proves too easy until she challenges Max to inject some mischief into their sleepy hometown. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
00:30The Thundermans Why You Buggin'? After discovering that Link's ex-girlfriend is a secret supervillain who wants Link for herself, Phoebe enlists Max's help in exposing her rival's true motives. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:00Henry Danger Captain Man-kini When a new internet celebrity is causing havoc in Swellview, Captain Man has to body swap with Frankini to infiltrate his secret lair. (S4, ep 20) 
01:25Henry Danger Thumb Buddies Back The Thumb Buddies return from space and are intent on getting revenge against Captain Man and Kid Danger. (S4, ep 21) 
01:50Renford Rejects The Agent An American sports agent tries to teach the Rejects a new sport called Cosmic Soccer, but when the Rejects are slow on the uptake, the agent recruits the Razors instead. (S3, ep 8) 
02:15Renford Rejects Renford Radio When the regular host doesn't show up, Stewart lands a job as a talk show host giving advice to late night callers. It's not long before he becomes a shock jock. (S3, ep 9) 
02:40Winx Club As Daphne is held captive by Tritannus, she tries to warn Bloom of his dangerous plans. In Gardenia, Mike and Vanessa's attempt to clean up is disrupted. (Series 5, episode 17) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club The Devourer Tritannus sends the Abyss Devourer after the Selkies so that he can get to the Pillars. It's up to the Winx to use their skills to save the Selkies. (Series 5, episode 18) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of Enemies The Sibunas puzzle over a riddle which leads them to a secret room. Denby drives a wedge between Eddie and Patricia in her quest for Frobisher's next sinner. (S3, ep27) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Surprise Victor discovers the secret room. Miss Denby meddles with Eddie and Patricia's relationship. Joy's persistence pays off when Jerome asks her on a date. (S3, ep28) Also in HD. 
04:30Henry Danger Up The Stairs! Henry and Ray's friendship is put to the test when they must make the half mile trek up the stairs to make a surprise meal by a celebrity chef in Junk-N-Stuff. (S4, ep 22) 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Squilliam Returns Squidward's arch nemesis, Squilliam, returns to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school. Squidward lies and tells him that he actually owns a five star restaurant! 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants Krab Borg SpongeBob stays up late watching a sci-fi movie where robots take over the world. A series of wild coincidences convince SpongeBob and Squidward that Mr. Krabs is a robot. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants Rock-A-Bye Bivalve SpongeBob and Patrick find an abandoned baby clam and decide to rear the child as their own. SpongeBob takes on the role of mother, while Patrick becomes the father. 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Wet Painters SpongeBob and Patrick are wreaking havoc on the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs decides to give them a job. He tells them to paint his living room with some permanent paint. Very permanent! 
06:00Sam & Cat Peezy B: Sam gets a job as the assistant to the rap star Peezy B. Meanwhile, Cat finds babysitting much more challenging without Sam around to help. Guest starring Kel Mitchell. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD