This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Wednesday, March 20 2019

06:00Sam & Cat Texting Competition Cat discovers Sam is really fast at texting and convinces her to compete in a competition against a boy, Butler. Dice tries to avoid an annoying old friend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad A Total Knightmare Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad. He becomes immune to fear, but also reckless, putting the squad in jeopardy. (S1, ep 14) 
07:00The Thundermans Up, Up, and Vacay The family win a dream holiday, but have different ideas about where to go. When they can't agree, they enter as two different teams, boys vs girls. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
07:31Game Shakers Revenge @ Tech Fest Part 1: While at Tech Fest, the Game Shakers enlist the Girls Who Code to help them take down an old enemy of Double G's who has returned seeking revenge. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD. 
08:00Game Shakers Revenge @ Tech Fest Part 2: While at Tech Fest, the Game Shakers enlist the Girls Who Code to help them take down an old enemy of Double G's who has returned seeking revenge. (S1, ep 25) Also in HD. 
08:31Game Shakers Poison Pie Babe and Kenzie get complaints from their neighbour, so they bake him a pie. After the pie sends the neighbour to hospital, Dub and Trip must clear the girls' names. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00The Thundermans Nothing to Lose Sleepover Phoebe hosts her first sleepover and is caught using telekinesis to make it fun. She must wear an anklet that prevents her from using her powers. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
09:31The Thundermans Pretty Little Choirs When a mean girl sabotages Phoebe in choir and takes advantage of Max by making him do her homework for her, the twins work together to get even with her. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Invisible Brad Captain Man's friend Brad, who years ago was accidentally turned invisible, shows up to visit but quickly overstays his welcome. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
10:31Henry Danger Spoiler Alert Henry and Ray must deal with an especially annoying new villain, the Spoiler. Piper is pushed to her limits as she tries to join a popular Captain Man fan club. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
11:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quad Court The Quads create a courtroom in their garage hangout to settle their own arguments and end up using the Quad Court to pass judgment on friends and classmates. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
11:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn She Blinded Him With Science (Bob): Nicky, Dicky and Dawn challenge Ricky's firm belief in superstitions, but they go too far in proving him wrong. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
12:00School of Rock Is She Really Going Out With Him Summer's jealousy of Freddy's new girlfriend gets the best of her when she befriends the girl and tries to sabotage their relationship. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Revenge of the Smith Excited to be honoured for their heroism with a school mural, Phoebe and Max learn that the artist holds a grudge and the tribute isn't what they imagined. (S4, ep 16) Also in HD 
13:00Henry Danger Ox Pox When Piper gets a mysterious illness, Captain Man must travel back in time to the 1700s to find the only cure. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger I Know Your Secret Henry gets a series of mysterious notes from someone and worries that this person may know his secret identity. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
14:00Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
14:31Victorious Driving Tori Crazy When a movie shoot causes a traffic jam and extends Tori's commute, Tori attempts to find a driving companion. Cat gets addicted to a coupon service. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
15:00Game Shakers Llama Llama Spit Spit After the Game Shakers are kicked out of Fooders to make room for a guest who has his photo on the wall, Babe is determined to get their own photo up. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger The Time Jerker When Kid Danger and Captain Man battle the Time Bandit, Kid Danger accidentally falls into the Time Bandit's time machine and relives the same day over again. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
16:00School of Rock When the band raises and promptly loses their Battle of the Bands entrance fee, they must use their music and work together to make the money back in time. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Unhappy Campers When the Quads go to summer camp, they realize they can establish a new identity and pretend they don't know each other, but things soon get complicated! (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Blue Dunnit When Max's skin turns blue while out on a date, everybody becomes a suspect as he turns super-sleuth in an effort to find out whodunnit. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Jasper's enthusiasm leads him to send Captain Man and Kid Danger into incidents that aren't crimes. When he's falsely accused and sent to jail, Henry and Ray must get him free. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
18:00New: I am Frankie I am Out of Options Frankie is faced with an impossible choice and agrees to give WARPA what they want. Dayton, Will and Jenny try to save Sigourney and help Frankie rescue Cole. (S2, ep 20) 
18:31Game Shakers Revenge @ Tech Fest Part 1: While at Tech Fest, the Game Shakers enlist the Girls Who Code to help them take down an old enemy of Double G's who has returned seeking revenge. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD. 
19:00Game Shakers Revenge @ Tech Fest Part 2: While at Tech Fest, the Game Shakers enlist the Girls Who Code to help them take down an old enemy of Double G's who has returned seeking revenge. (S1, ep 25) Also in HD. 
19:31The Thundermans Doubles Trouble Phoebe signs up for a tennis tournament to win a membership at Link's family's country club. She enlists Max to use his powers to help, but her plans go awry. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
20:00I am Frankie I am Out of Options Frankie is faced with an impossible choice and agrees to give WARPA what they want. Dayton, Will and Jenny try to save Sigourney and help Frankie rescue Cole. (S2, ep 20) 
20:31The Thundermans Pheebs Will Rock You Phoebe tries to turn herself into a bad girl to appeal to Max's new best friend, a bad boy rocker who is the key member of Max's new band. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
21:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Rock 'n' Rules: The Quads secretly rent out the garage so they have money to make their own house rules. But they've rented it to a rock band that slowly takes over the house! (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
21:31Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Requiem for Mr. Floppity: Aaron must care for his class rabbit for the weekend, but the bunny meets an untimely death after being startled by a balloon pop. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Dine Hard Stephanie and the kids make the wrong impression when Charlie invites his boss to meet her for the first time. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
23:00iCarly iFind Spencer Friends The gang set out to find Spencer friends his own age. They eventually find some decent candidates, but will friendship bloom? (S5, ep 12) Also in HD. 
23:31iCarly iBust a Thief When Sam's laptop gets stolen, the gang tries to help track down the thief. Plus, Spencer can't visit his favourite arcade unless he's accompanied by a child. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD. 
00:00Renford Rejects Faust XI Jason is the only threat to the Razors as they plan their victory over the Rejects. The plan backfires and their mistake allows the Rejects to win the match. (S2, ep 10) 
00:25Summer in Transylvania Banned When Igor's ornamental skull gets stolen from the Stakeout in a blackout, Summer says that it might have been Rolf and Serena. This gets them banned - and Serena promises revenge. (S1, ep 19) 
00:50SpongeBob SquarePants No Weenies Allowed SpongeBob and Sandy discover the Salty Spitoon, a rough hangout for rugged folk. Sandy makes it past the bouncer, but SpongeBob has to prove that he's tough enough to get in. 
01:00Genie in the House The Clones Emma and Sophie might miss the party of the century when Philip won't let them go out. So they wish for doubles to fool their father while they go to the party! (S1, ep 1) 
01:30House of Anubis House of Heartbreak Mara is furious as Joy admits her feelings for Jerome. Eddie asks Patricia's sister for help, and KT is torn as she realises she doesn't know who to trust. (S3, ep36) Also in HD. 
01:55Winx Club Queen for a Day The Winx are determined to enter Cloudtower and lock the Legendarium. But then Cloudtower becomes invisible! Meanwhile, Stella is queen for the day. (S6, ep19) Also in HD. 
02:20SpongeBob SquarePants Squidville Squidward is so sick and tired of living between SpongeBob and Patrick that he decides to leave Bikini Bottom and go someplace where everyone is just like him. Which is nice - at first... 
02:30Max & Shred The Switch Inward Love Flip Max happily dates a fellow snowboarder, Melanie, until he realises he's dating a female version of himself. (S1, ep 24) 
03:00Renford Rejects Masterclass Eddie takes over the management of the team and brings a new philosophy, 'treat them like stars and they'll play like stars' and it works.. but with consequences! (S3, ep 1) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania It Lived In A Brain Jar Summer is grounded for being irresponsible - but how responsible is it of Dad to leave his experiment around? Is it her fault if Leo swaps his brain jar for a body? (S1, ep 9) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants The Snowball Effect When it snows in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob and Patrick play outside. When Squidward makes fun of them, it turns into the biggest snowball fight anyone has ever seen! 
04:00Genie in the House The Clones Emma and Sophie might miss the party of the century when Philip won't let them go out. So they wish for doubles to fool their father while they go to the party! (S1, ep 1) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Possession Jerome, Joy, Patricia and Alfie start acting very strangely. Jerome thinks he's been picked for a talent contest. KT wants answers and goes to the Gatehouse. (S3, ep23) Also in HD 
05:00Winx Club Acheron As the Winx prepare for Daphne and Thoren's wedding, they discover that Selina freed Acheron. Acheron banishes the Trix and removes all magic from the Magic Dimension! (S6, ep25) Also in HD. 
05:31Max & Shred The 1080 Room Twist Alvin and Max are tired of being roommates and battle over who will get to makeover the den. Lloyd is trying to write a novel about a vampire-wizard. (S1, ep 2) 
06:00Sam & Cat Revenge Of The Brit Brats Gwen and Ruby return and, while pretending to be friendly, drive a wedge between Sam and Cat. When Sam and Cat catch on, they turn the tables. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD.