This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Wednesday, September 19 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Magic ATM Sam notices that Cat has been spending lots of money. When she asks where it's coming from, Cat reveals a cash machine that gives her free money. But Sam is worried. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad Knight in Shining Armour Day When the Phoenix Squad is chosen to host the annual Armour Day feast, Arc must rely on Ciara to help him with the festive traditions and to protect his secret. (S1, ep 3) 
07:00The Thundermans Give Me a Breakup Phoebe's relationship with her superhero boyfriend is put to the test when he is offered an assignment overseas. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
07:31Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
08:00Henry Danger Love Muffin When Captain Man suddenly announces he's getting married, Henry and Charlotte go searching for answers only to discover that things are not as they seem. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Keeping Up With the Quadashians After watching their favourite show, the Quads decide their lives are every bit as "reality TV" worthy, and decide to make a show of their own. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans On the Straight and Arrow Cherry asks Max to use his spowers to help her get her driver's licence, but Phoebe's jealousy threatens her relationship with her best friend. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Spoiler Alert Henry and Ray must deal with an especially annoying new villain, the Spoiler. Piper is pushed to her limits as she tries to join a popular Captain Man fan club. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Birthday Girl Down Henry is not invited to a party because he is accused of throwing the birthday girl off the roof the previous year. Captain Man helps Henry clear his name. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious The Hambone King After posting a hamboning video online, Robbie is challenged for the title of Hambone King. When Robbie is beaten, Tori tries to help Robbie avenge his defeat. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
11:00Sam & Cat BlooperEpisode Jennette, Ariana, Cameron, Maree and Zoran are on their lunch break from filming Sam & Cat and have an hour before they're due back, but are interrupted by fans. (S1, ep 28) Also in HD 
11:31Sam & Cat New Goat Sam and Cat babysit a goat while trying to win over their landlord's obnoxious son who is trying to get the girls evicted. Dice starts managing Goomer, an MMA fighter. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans It's Not What You Link Max and Link fight, so Phoebe helps them become friends. When Link starts spending more time with Max than her, Phoebe's plan may have worked too well. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Nothing to Lose Sleepover Phoebe hosts her first sleepover and is caught using telekinesis to make it fun. She must wear an anklet that prevents her from using her powers. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad One Magical Knight Arc discovers that Warwick can cast magic spells, but things get out of hand when he starts using his secret talent. (S1, ep 4) 
13:31Victorious The Great Ping Pong Scam Tori discovers that her friends have been secretly going to a fancy restaurant instead of playing in an annual ping pong tournament. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Unhappy Campers When the Quads go to summer camp, they realize they can establish a new identity and pretend they don't know each other, but things soon get complicated! (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
14:31Game Shakers The Mason Experience Babe is upset to learn that Mason Kendal is moving, so Kenzie designs a virtual reality version of Mason. Babe loves it, but gets swept up in it all. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
15:00The Thundermans He Got Game Night Hank raises the stakes of family game night to a new high, and each member of the family will do whatever it takes to win the grand prize. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Ox Pox When Piper gets a mysterious illness, Captain Man must travel back in time to the 1700s to find the only cure. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn When the Quads get detention and have to miss the school carnival, they have to work with some of the bad kids to have any chance of making it into the carnival. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD. 
16:31Game Shakers After Trip gets romantic advice from Babe for an alleged friend, she comes to suspect that Trip has a crush on her, and tries her hardest to avoid an awkward situation. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Smells Like Team Spirit Phoebe and Max must work together on series of superhero team building exercises, but their different approaches put their future as a team at risk. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad Opening Knight A rambunctious princess and a mischievous drifter become unlikely partners, and band together to achieve their dream of becoming legendary knights. (S1, ep 1) 
18:00Henry Danger Stuck In The Floor Captain Man and Kid Danger are each stuck in a hole? Charlotte and Jasper had better go help, because Schwoz is taking a bean bath! (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
18:31New: Find Me in Paris Just Dance With Victor and Henri trapped in different years, Lena must settle into her new life filled with heavy workloads, modern ballet techniques, and new dance partners. (S1, ep 4) 
19:00The Thundermans Max to the Future Worried that he isn't considered a valuable superhero, Max creates a machine that can predict crimes, but spins a web of lies to keep the truth from Phoebe. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD. 
19:31School of Rock In Summer's ongoing search to find her role in the band, she sets out to become the band's songwriter, but has difficulty finding any true inspiration. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious How Trina Got In Andre, Jade, Cat and Beck trade urban legends about how Trina got accepted into Hollywood Arts. Tori and Robbie are stuck at Nozu, unable to pay their bill. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
20:31Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
21:00Find Me in Paris Just Dance With Victor and Henri trapped in different years, Lena must settle into her new life filled with heavy workloads, modern ballet techniques, and new dance partners. (S1, ep 4) 
21:31iCarly iSell Penny Tees The gang goes into business selling t-shirts. After sales go through the roof, Sam gets 4th-graders to help, but the trio disagree about how to treat them. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Yoot There It Is! James and Gabby go into business together selling Grandma Maggie's fruit snacks, until she finds out what they have been doing and demands her cut. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Gabby is determined to expose the truth when she finds out her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is just using him. Aaron, Charlie and Maggie search for a bat in the house. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat Babysitter War When a client says "You're my favourite babysitter ever", Sam and Cat aren't sure which one of them he meant. So they each compete to see who really is the best. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
23:31Sam & Cat Goomer Sitting When Sam and Cat agree to babysit Goomer while Dice goes away, they misapply Goomer's medicine, causing him to temporarily lose his eyesight before a big match. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects One Of The Guys Ben, Bruno and Jason can't make the football team, but the injured Stewart motivates them into forming a five-a-side team. (S1, ep 1) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania The Bug Magda may, possibly, have told a few white lies and told her sister Helga that she is married to Summer and Jake's dad! Now Bug, her nephew, is on his way to meet the family. (S1, ep 12) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants The Card SpongeBob just can't get the new super-rare talking Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading card! Patrick gets one straight away - but doesn't treat it with the appropriate respect. 
04:00Genie in the House Forget About It After Phillip and Sophie criticise her homework, Emma wishes her know-all family weren't such experts on everything. Unfortunately this causes chaos for everyone! (S2, ep 13) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Rescue The gang manages to rescue Patricia but Rufus drives off and escapes. They give Mrs Andrews an ultimatum to give them some answers. (S1, ep 37) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Arrest The toxicology report arrives from the hospital, so Nina and Fabian sneak into Victor's office to read it. (S1, ep 38) Also in HD. 
05:00Find Me in Paris Just Dance With Victor and Henri trapped in different years, Lena must settle into her new life filled with heavy workloads, modern ballet techniques, and new dance partners. (S1, ep 4) 
05:30Max & Shred The Yeti Misty Flip Makeover Alvin and Abby recruit the help of a TV series to save the Yogurt Yeti, but it backfires. Howie is in charge of Max's fan site, but goes too far. (S1, ep 15) 
06:00Sam & Cat BrainCrush Sam and Cat notice that everyone is becoming obsessed with a new phone game called Brain Crush. The game even distracts the audience at Cat's one woman show. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD.