This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Monday, October 30 2017

06:00Time's Up Athina must return to Australia when her visa runs out. Noe wants their relationship to work long distance. They have to decide if the distance and high cost of travel will be too much. (S1, ep10) 
06:20Pimp My Ride Pimp Master of Ceremonies Xzibit turns tired old hatchbacks into fully loaded cruisin' machines. Xzibit takes a 2003 Corolla that has been in a bad accident and turns it into a musician's dream. 
06:45Pimp My Ride Xzibit turns tired old hatchbacks into fully loaded cruisin' machines. In this episode, Xzibit takes an '86 Chevy Pickup and gives a new meaning to "dumps like a truck"! (S3, ep3) 
07:10Teen Mom Amber goes on a date; Catelynn, Tyler and their parents plan the perfect Christmas; Maci makes an announcement; Farrah tells her parents she wants to move to California. (S3, ep8) 
08:0016 And Pregnant Samantha is a cute, bubbly 'good girl' who never missed a homework assignment... but she devastates her family when she follows in her mother's footsteps and becomes a teen mom. (S2, ep6) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 2): Will and Carlton both try to win Melinda over by making up stories. She ultimately chooses Carlton over Will, though she hides a secret. (S1, E09) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Kiss My Butler It's Geoffrey's birthday and Will decides to set him up on a blind date with a woman named Helen (Naomi Campbell). However, Will winds up thinking she is perfect for him... (S1, E10) 
10:00Snog Marry Avoid US Jai's an aspiring singer who has come to Stacy to take her look from streetwalker to rock star. Stacy guides her through a "makeunder," which dramatically changes her looks (S1, ep11) 
10:30Snog Marry Avoid US Thalia's look is attracting all the wrong guys. Stacy helps find her a style that shows less skin while still being sexy. Single mum Colleen needs Stacy's help to polish up her tomboy look. (S1, ep12) 
11:00100% Hotter The Style Team work their magic on 23-year-old Jade whose busty look holds her back, and 20-year-old Tasmin who created an extreme persona to hide her albinism. (S1, ep6) 
12:00Teen Mom OG Cate finds out she has diabetes. Farrah struggles with her mom's visit. Amber reveals her relationship with her boyfriend and Maci quits the show when she finds out Farrah is back. (S5, ep6) 
13:00Teen Mom 2 Things between Adam and Megan reach a boiling point, Barbara helps Jenelle get her financial aid, things improve between Leah and Corey and Kailyn moves back in with Jo's parents. (S1, ep6) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
15:00Catfish: Trick Or Treat When Sandra learns that her granddaughter, Yasmine, sent money to an online boyfriend, she asks Nev and Max for help. And they soon discover there's much more that Yasmine has been hiding. (S6, ep7) 
16:00Catfish: Trick Or Treat Rico wants to move to England to care for his ailing mother, but his intense online relationship with Ja'mari, an international male model, is giving him second thoughts about leaving. (S1, ep11) 
17:00Fear Factor Fright Night Ludacris challenges teams of siblings to conquer their fears of cockroaches in Roachella and to take a trip to the morgue. But they must survive being trapped under ice to win $50,000. (S1, ep2) 
18:00Fear Factor Fright Night Ludacris sets up the ultimate fear party games for teams of couples. They must bob for snakes, play Fear Pong and drive blindfolded to win $50,000. (S1, ep3) 
19:00Fear Factor Fright Night Ludacris challenges teams to get covered in creatures and conquer a mental mousetrap game. But in order to win $50,000 they must face being dragged to the bottom of a deep water tank. (S1, ep1) 
20:00Fear Factor Fright Night Ludacris has best friends face off against computer bugs and confront their fear of drowning. But to win $50,000 they must scale a moving car-carrying trailer and release a secured car. (S1, ep4) 
21:00New: Fear Factor Ludacris puts lifelong friendships to the test as they face acid-shooting beasts, face the fear of drowning and must save their phones hundreds of feet in the air. All to win the $50k. (S1, ep8) 
22:00New: Just Tattoo Of Us Newlyweds Brad and Bella design crazy tattoos for each other. Big Brother couple Hughie Maughan and Ryan Ruckledge fail the trust test. While Sophie and Lauren from series 1 return. (S2, ep5) 
23:00New: Celebrity Ghost Hunt Famous faces attempt to make contact with the spirit world. 
00:00Catfish: The TV Show After a three-year online relationship, Tiana moved across the country to be with love-of-her-life James, and reveal her secret. Now in the same state, James seems more elusive than ever. (S4, ep11) 
01:00Geordie Shore From The First Tash Yes, it's time to 'get on it like a car bonnet'! Series 2 kicks off with two feisty new housemates joining the house... but will it be a warm welcome or a frosty reception? (S2, ep1) 
02:00Geordie Shore From The First Tash Charlotte is pushed to breaking point as lothario Gaz continues to pull anything in a skirt. Rebecca's feistiness intensifies as she faces competition to win one of the boy's affections... (S2, ep2) 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.