This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Thursday, March 1 2018

06:00My Super Sweet 16 Cheerleader & admitted social butterfly, Nikki, has a style all her own. So her Sweet 16th birthday bash will be no exception... because Nikki is bringing Sin City to San Antonio! Series 9, Episode 6. 
06:20Friendzone Jeremy met Amanda at a party and they quickly became buds, now he's in love and ready to tell her. Nate fears that his bad reputation with the ladies will ruin his chance at love with Steph. (S1, ep7) 
06:45Friendzone Angelica has had a crush on her brother's best friend, John, forever. Shivani's watched her friends "couple up"... now she's ready to join them by revealing her feelings to friend Parth. (S1, ep8) 
07:10The Hills At her office, Heidi gets a big bouquet of roses from Spencer. It's Heidi's 21st, and Spencer's excited to celebrate the big day with "the best thing that ever happened to him". (S3, ep13) 
07:35The Hills After the success of the Young Hollywood party, Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love decides to send Lauren and Whitney to cover an event celebrating the power of voting. (S3, ep14) 
08:00Teen Mom 2 Kailyn tries to repair her relationship with Vee. Some mysterious medical ailments force Jenelle to seek help in New York. Leah and Corey's co-parenting is shattered by a disturbing video. (S7, ep10) 
09:00Teen Mom 2 Jenelle's medical woes lead to a disastrous fight with Barbara. Leah and Miranda make amends. Aubree drops a big question on Adam. Kailyn rebuilds her relationship with Jo. (S7, ep11) 
10:00Teen Mom 2 An emotional meltdown over Barb ruins Jenelle's fun day with her sons. Kailyn and Javi's marriage is dangerously close to divorce. Chelsea celebrates milestones with Aubree. (S7, ep12) 
11:0016 And Pregnant Dr. Drew hosts an emotional, in-depth look at the realities of adoption with help from Teen Mom's Catelynn and Tyler and 16 and Pregnant's Ashley. 
12:0016 And Pregnant Mackenzie has always lived in the moment, until she has to suddenly get serious about her own life when her boyfriend is nearly paralyzed in a car accident just weeks before her due date. (S4, ep1) 
13:0016 And Pregnant Once her days were filled with college applications and racing quad bikes with friends, but after getting pregnant, Katie has to completely rearrange her priorities. (S4, ep2) 
14:00Catfish: The TV Show After being paralysed as a teenager, Robert met Ashleigh online and they fell in love. With news he may not have much longer to live, Robert asks Nev and Max to bring Ashleigh to him. (S6, ep16) 
15:00Catfish: The TV Show Robin is desperate to meet her hunky, long-distance love in person. Nev and Max agree to help her hunt him down, but what they uncover turns out to be much more than Robin bargained for! (S6, ep17) 
16:00Catfish: The TV Show For years, Nicole has had her pictures stolen to make fake profiles, one of which has been catfishing Ryan for ten years. Is this a random troll or do Ryan and Nicole have a common enemy? (S6, ep18) 
17:00Catfish: The TV Show Jasmine writes to Nev and Max asking for help for a "friend". But they're perplexed when Jasmine drops a bombshell revelation: they've helped her friend before! (S6, ep19) 
18:00Catfish: The TV Show Caitlyn calls on Nev and Max to help separate the fact from fiction of her courtship with Kenton. Kenton insists she and her daughter move to Kentucky but is Kenton all he claims to be? (S6, ep20) 
19:00Teen Mom UK Megan wants a new baby, Mia has her first night out since Marliya was born and Chloe makes a decision about Jordan. Naomi gets mad when an unexpected guest shows up at Kya's party. (S1, ep7) 
20:00New: Siesta Key Kelsey receives a modelling opportunity that sends her packing for NYC. Juliette heads back to school, but her happy arrival quickly turns into a nightmare when Alex plans a surprise visit. (S1, ep13) 
21:00Geordie Shore The whole family is finally reunited. A trip north brings old flames Marnie and Aaron closer, and Sam is left grovelling to Chloe. Cracks start to show when Nathan and Marnie come to blows. (S16, ep8) 
22:00Geordie Shore This special episode reveals how appearing on Geordie Shore completely transformed the lives of the cast, their rocky romances, in house battles, and we expose their new lucrative lifestyles. (1/2) 
23:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head with the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. (S2, ep3) 
23:30Jackass Spend a unique Thanksgiving with the Knoxville family as everyone gathers around to watch Johnny's nephew fart. (S2, ep4) 
00:00Ex On The Beach The tablet of terror holds a big fat Greek wedding for Sean and Zahida, but the arrival of the final Ex throws the celebrations into chaos. And Harriette faces some shocking news from Ross. (S6, ep10) 
01:00Geordie Shore It's all coming to an end in the house with some keener to leave than others. Before they pack their bags, there's time for a big bash, Geordie style, and it seems like love is all around. (S4, ep8) 
02:00Ridiculousness: Best Of Season... ... 2. Wiz Khalifa guest stars where he'll discuss with Rob why grass is your friend and the joys of human magnets. The fan favourite, makeshift thrill rides, returns to the show. (S2, ep11) 
02:25Ridiculousness: Best Of Season... ... 2. Rob shows the audience how to escape your pain while friend and pro championship skater, Chris Cole, learns what it's like to be in the hot seat. 
02:50MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00My Super Sweet 16 Dy'mond is a YouTube sensation, a dancer and a Daddy's girl who is used to getting everything she wants. But executing her perfect Sweet 16 proves to be more difficult than expected. (S10, ep1)