This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Monday, January 29 2018

06:00My Super Sweet 16 Colin lives like royalty and has dubbed himself "The Crown Prince of Cleveland". After he throws the biggest Super Suave 16 Party, he hopes the whole city will agree with the title. (S5, ep3) 
06:20Pimp My Ride Pimp Master of Ceremonies Xzibit turns tired old hatchbacks into fully loaded cruisin' machines. Xzibit and the guys at GAS challenge the elements by putting a waterbed in an '89 Land Rover! 
06:45Pimp My Ride Pimp Master of Ceremonies Xzibit turns tired old hatchbacks into fully loaded cruisin' machines. Xzibit turns an aspiring record producer's '78 Monte Carlo into a neck craning, head turning box! 
07:10I Used To Be Fat Everyone in Janelle's traditional Mexican family is overweight, but can Janelle find a balance between family obligations and taking care of herself? (S1, ep19) 
08:00Catfish: What Were They Thinking?! After being bullied in her past, Jen relies on online communities to establish relationships. After meeting Skylar online, they immediately hit it off. But they've never met in person! (S2, ep6) 
09:00Catfish: What Were They Thinking?! Five months ago Artis met Jess online. Artis and Jess each were in relationships, but believed they'd found true love. But is Jess everything that she says she is? (S2, ep9) 
10:00Catfish: What Were They Thinking?! Superfan Keyonnah can hardly believe her luck, she's almost certain that she's been having an online relationship with her childhood crush, the rapper Bow Wow. Is this too good to be true? (S2, ep15) 
11:00Catfish: What Were They Thinking?! Craig's sister introduced him to a beautiful girl named Zoe on Facebook. After talks online of a future life together, things turn sour. Now he wants to know who he gave his heart to. (S3, ep1) 
12:0016 And Pregnant: From The First... ... Kick. Adopted in to a family of eleven children, Valerie wants to give her baby the family she never had. But it's tough when her boyfriend denies he's the father. (S2, ep3) 
13:0016 And Pregnant: From The First... ... Kick. High school senior Chelsea loves her school life and her boyfriend Adam. She thinks life will be the same after she gives birth, but instead learns this may not be the case. (S2, ep4) 
14:0016 And Pregnant: From The First... ... Kick. Lori's parents want her to choose adoption, but as someone who was adopted herself, she doesn't want her baby to be haunted by all that's haunted her. (S2, ep5) 
15:0016 And Pregnant: From The First... ... Kick. Samantha is a cute, bubbly 'good girl' who never missed a homework assignment... but she devastates her family when she follows in her mother's footsteps and becomes a teen mom. (S2, ep6) 
16:0090's House Twelve unsuspecting 20-somethings enter the 90's House where hosts Lance Bass and Christina Milian drop a major bomb - they all have to live like it's the 1990s in order to win $90,000. (S1, ep1) 
17:00Awkward Junior year brings Jenna a wave of surprises and changes leaving her to reflect on loss, grieving, and taking responsibility for a secret she's keeping from Matty. (S3, ep1) 
17:30Awkward The death of a classmate leaves Jenna to reflect on loss, grieving, and taking responsibility for a secret she's keeping from Matty. (S3, ep2) 
18:00Catfish: The TV Show Vince's online-ex, Alyssa, is stalking him. This caused real life girlfriend, Liz, to break up with him. Nev and Max help Vince confront Alyssa so he can try to salvage a future with Liz. (S5, ep12) 
19:00Celebrity Big Brother 2018 All the latest action from the CBB house with the newest batch of celebrities who've signed up for a reality show they will never forget. (S21, ep27) 
20:00Catfish: The TV Show After five years of talking to Matt, Kim is ready to meet up. As Max and Nev try to bring the two together, they uncover buried secrets that threaten to drive a wedge between the couple. (S7, ep3) 
21:00New: Geordie Shore: The... ... Geordies React. The cast are joined by James, Holly and Abbie's Nana. This time, it's Marnie's Carnival themed birthday party. (S1, ep3) 
22:00New: MTV Floribama Shore The battle of the sexes heats up. The housemates head out to a local bar to blow off some steam, but soon find themselves in hot water. (S1, ep3) 
23:00New: Make Or Break Nikita shares Stephen's dirty secret, David has one-on-one sex therapy, and Elle realises that it's not only cheating Andy who has to change. (S1, ep3) 
00:00Just Tattoo Of Us Singers Sam Callahan and Jude Read test their friendship, while fiancÚs Gareth and Declan jeopardise their wedding. Connor and Jade's relationship could be doomed after an awful tattoo. (S2, ep3) 
01:00Geordie Shore The 'cheer us all up' party ends in carnage as Charlotte tries to move on and the boys exchange blows. Vicky and Ricci make their relationship official with jaw dropping consequences... (S2, ep5) 
02:00Fear Factor Ludacris pits married, engaged, dating and blind date couples, against each other to play a guessing game in the dark, have an unforgettable meal and take a ride under a speeding helicopter. (S1, ep5) 
02:50MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00My Super Sweet 16 Chris Brown's Super Sweet 18 is the first time that he has been able to throw himself a huge birthday party, and he wants to make sure he leaves an impression that no-one forgets! (S5, ep4)