| 04:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 07:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 08:55 | Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp's battle in the afternoon tea tent at the Devon County Show is not for the faint-hearted. What will the judges think of her scones and unconventional kumquat ?clairs? |
| 09:30 | Food Unwrapped: China Special The team reveal the secrets of China's food, exploring ancient farming techniques, modern commercial production on a huge scale and everything from noodles to fortune cookies and soy sauce. |
| 10:30 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Maureen and Steve Smith from Glasgow have been visiting Orlando with their three daughters for the past 16 years and are now looking for a holiday home in the Sunshine State. |
| 11:35 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Mohammad and Salma Aslam from south London have family with a holiday home on Spain's Costa del Sol, and having spent so many good times there, are now determined to buy one of their own. |
| 12:35 | Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are n Croydon helping three friends and a newly-wed couple get their collective foot on the tricky London property ladder. |
| 13:40 | Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Brett and Jo and Ben and Pip come to terms with the competitive property scene in Nottingham, where trendy homes in the right spot are scarce. |
| 14:50 | Come Dine with Me South London. First to host is divorce lawyer Michelle Camacho, who plans a 1970s menu, including duck a l'orange, 'psychedelic coleslaw' and Bloody Mary sorbet. (Ep1/5) |
| 15:20 | Come Dine with Me South London. Pub manager and artist Matt Wren struggles with disasters in the kitchen, while two of his guests get into an argument and the other pair make eyes at each other. (Ep2/5) |
| 15:50 | Come Dine with Me South London. Live wire Licia Snow hosts. Will her plan for a laid-back night overcome her urge to bicker with Michelle? Meanwhile, Raphael remains very impressed with Charlotte. (Ep3/5) |
| 16:25 | Come Dine with Me South London. It's Raphael Steele's first-ever dinner party. His Caribbean menu includes ackee, saltfish and curried goat. And there's steelpan music for the entertainment. (Ep4/5) |
| 16:55 | Come Dine with Me South London. Swedish businesswoman Charlotte Sundberg hosts. She hopes a night of schnapps, Swedish folk singing and some classic Swedish cuisine will win her the prize. (Ep5/5) |
| 17:25 | Four in a Bed The first visit is to The Bell House Hotel in Wiltshire, where owners Chris and Jacqui aim to bring city chic to the shires. But their absence at breakfast gets the criticism flowing. |
| 17:55 | Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Partridge in Oxfordshire, where Matthew Cockman and Paula Szkwarkowska share a passion for organic food. But the self-service breakfast has the guests up in arms. |
| 18:25 | Four in a Bed The third visit is to David and Susan Speak's Strawberry Gardens B&B in Heysham, where, despite the home-from-home accommodation with lashings of northern hospitality, cracks start to show. |
| 18:55 | Four in a Bed The last visit is to The Bateman's Mill near Chesterfield, where Jade Hendon and Diana Yates aim to be the best, but David and Susan are quick to find hairs in the bathroom. |
| 19:25 | Four in a Bed It's payment day and the fur flies as Jade tackles Matthew over feedback for The Bateman's Mill. The group thrash out their differences and the winners are revealed. |
| 20:00 | Emergency Helicopter Medics The air ambulance teams race to help farmer Dennis, who's been pierced in the chest by a large metal spike, and motorcyclist Ian, who's crashed in the Lake District. (Ep3) |
| 21:00 | Father Ted And God Created Woman
Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses, comes to stay on the island and Ted believes she has fallen for him. (S1 Ep5/7) |
| 21:35 | Father Ted Hell
Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1/10) |
| 22:05 | Britain's Best Loved Sitcoms Tamsin Greig narrates the countdown to the nation's favourite sitcoms, from Mrs Brown's Boys and The Inbetweeners to Dad's Army, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. |
| 23:10 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts, with Jon Richardson and Jonathan Ross taking on guest captain Lee Mack and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Jessie Cave is in Dictionary Corner. (S13 Ep2/3) |
| 00:15 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr presides over Sean Lock and Stephen Mangan, who take on guest captain Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner. (S13 Ep3/3) |
| 01:15 | Father Ted And God Created Woman
Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses, comes to stay on the island and Ted believes she has fallen for him. (S1 Ep5/7) |
| 01:50 | Father Ted Hell
Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1/10) |
| 02:20 | Britain's Best Loved Sitcoms Tamsin Greig narrates the countdown to the nation's favourite sitcoms, from Mrs Brown's Boys and The Inbetweeners to Dad's Army, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. |
| 03:20 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock and celebrity guests Alex Jones, Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan and Spencer Matthews. (S16 Ep8) |
| 03:55 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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