This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Thursday, May 2 2019

06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
08:00Monk Mr Monk and the Very, Very Old Man Stottlemeyer's wife suspects foul play in the death of one of her documentary subjects - the world's oldest man. Monk checks things out. (S2, Ep5) 
09:00Bones The Headless Witch in the Woods Brennan and Booth's investigation becomes entangled in the local legend of a woman who was decapitated as a witch in the 1780s. (S2, Ep10) 
10:00Monk Mr Monk is Up All Night Monk takes a walk when he can't sleep, but ends up running into a murder. (S6, Ep9) 
11:00NCIS Willoughby The team searches for new leads when a mission to apprehend a businessman who's committing acts of terrorism to manipulate the stock market is compromised. (S14, Ep11) 
12:00Bones Judas on a Pole: Booth and Bones investigate a murder that is connected to Bones' father. (S2, Ep11) 
13:00Bones The Man in the Cell After Howard Epps orchestrates an escape from his penitentiary, he starts picking off the Jeffersonian team one by one. (S2, Ep12) 
14:00The Mentalist Pretty Red Balloon A former client, who still believes that Jane was a psychic, asks for help when her son is kidnapped. (S4, Ep3) 
15:00NCIS Off The Grid When Gibbs spots the brother of a Most Wanted suspect, he assumes an old alias and goes undercover with their anti-government militia. (S14, Ep12) 
16:00Monk Mr Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Monk becomes a social pariah when he shoots a man dressed as Santa. Later, he must clear his name and foil a larger criminal plot. (S6, Ep10) 
17:00Bones The Girl in the Gator While Brennan is paired up with another FBI agent to solve the murder of a co-ed found inside an alligator in the Everglades, Booth is sent to therapy. (S2, Ep13) 
18:00The Mentalist Ring Around the Rosie While Lisbon looks into the death of a photographer at a political rally, Jane has his sights set on proving a man carrying a gun. (S4, Ep4) 
19:00NCIS Keep Going During a hit-and-run investigation, Palmer tries to prevent a stranger from jumping off the ledge of a building. (S14, Ep13) 
20:00NCIS Nonstop The team partner with "The Sherlocks" - one of whom is Anthony DiNozzo, Sr. - to investigate the murder of a petty officer outside D.C. (S14, Ep14) 
21:00New: The Orville The Road Not Taken The crew must contend with the disastrous fallout from Kelly's decision. (S2, Ep14) 
22:00Family Guy Chris Cross - Chris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray. (S12, Ep13) 
22:30Family Guy Call Girl - Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife. (S12, Ep14) 
23:00American Dad Deacon Stan, Jesus Man - Stan goes to great lengths to become the deacon of his church. Steve falls in love. Roger goes through his reproductive cycle, causing him to lactate. (S1, Ep7) 
23:30American Dad Bullocks to Stan - When Hayley gets into a fight with Stan's boss, Stan believes his chances for promotion are ruined. But then Stan discovers the identity of Bullock's new woman. (S1, Ep8) 
00:00Family Guy Tales of a Third Grade Nothing: Peter is forced to go back to the third grade to try and qualify for a promotion at work. Meanwhile, Brian opens a bar with Frank Sinatra Jr. (S8, Ep6) 
00:30Family Guy Ocean's Three and a Half Bonnie finally gives birth to a daughter named Susie. Stewie falls in love, and is willing to do anything to win her heart. (S8, Ep7) 
01:00American Dad Roger Codger - Stan invites his boss for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone think he's dead. (S1, Ep5) 
01:30American Dad Homeland Insecurity - Stan suspects his Iranian neighbours are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near them, Stan makes him join the scouts. Roger thinks he has alien powers. (S1, Ep6) 
02:00Family Guy Baby Not on Board When Peter wins free gas for a year, Brian suggests a road trip to the Grand Canyon. After careful planning and packing they depart, only to leave Stewie behind. (S8, Ep4) 
02:30Family Guy The Man with Two Brians Realising that Brian may be getting old, Peter gets a newer, happier dog which the Griffins love, prompting Brian to leave. (S8, Ep5) 
03:00Family Guy The Former Life of Brian. Brian discovers that he is a father, and brings the boy to the Griffins' house - but his attitude towards parenting doesn't sit well with Lois and Peter. (S7, Ep11) 
03:30Family Guy Long John Peter. When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate - but he accidentally kills the bird after raising hell throughout Quahog. (S7, Ep12) 
04:00Monk Mr Monk and the Very, Very Old Man Stottlemeyer's wife suspects foul play in the death of one of her documentary subjects - the world's oldest man. Monk checks things out. (S2, Ep5) 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
05:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone.