This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Thursday, March 1 2018

06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
08:00Monk Mr Monk Goes to the Hospital When Monk goes to the emergency room with a persistent nose bleed, he discovers the doctor dead in his office. (S5, Ep16) 
09:00The Closer High Crimes The new LAPD chief assigns Major Crimes a case involving a string of armed robberies at medical marijuana dispensaries. (S6, Ep12) 
10:00The Closer Living Proof Part One: An apparent Albanian blood feud puts the kibosh on everyone's Christmas getaway plans. (S6, Ep13) 
11:00The Mentalist Pilot - A double murder seems to be the work of a notorious serial killer named Red John, but CBI consultant Patrick Jane thinks it's the work of a copycat. (S1, Ep1) 
12:00The Mentalist Red Hair and Silver Tape - The body of Melanie O'Keefe is found at a Napa Valley vineyard. Teresa believes that the murder is the result of an argument between lovers. (S1, Ep2) 
13:00NCIS Canary The NCIS team takes on a renowned hacker who could hold the key to tracking down the most-wanted cyber-terrorist in the world. (S10, Ep14) 
14:00NCIS Hereafter On leave from NCIS while still grieving the loss of his wife and his kids' mother, Director Vance discovers personal information that causes him to question everything. (S10, Ep15) 
15:00The Closer Living Proof Part Two: The investigation into the Albanian blood feud uncovers a surprising secret about the identities of one of the family members. (S6, Ep14) 
16:00The Closer An Ugly Game Will Brenda's pity for an unlikely crack addict found on skid row cloud her judgment in a murder investigation? (S6, Ep15) 
17:00The Mentalist Red Tide - The body of a young surfer girl is washed up on the Santa Marta Beach and Patrick socializes with her friends to find the killer. (S1, Ep3) 
18:00The Mentalist Ladies in Red - A wealthy banker is found dead inside a secret vault in his house, and the team delves into his secret life to find out who killed him. (S1, Ep4) 
19:00NCIS Detour The NCIS team races to track down Ducky and Jimmy after the two disappear while transporting a body from a crime scene. (S10, Ep16) 
20:00NCIS Prime Suspect A media frenzy surrounding an unidentified criminal prompts Gibbs's barber to question his son as a prime suspect. (S10, Ep17) 
21:00New: The Orville Mad Idolatry Ed and Kelly reconsider getting back together. However, while Kelly is on a mission to investigate the origins of an uncharted star, they crash-land on a planet. (S1, Ep12) 
22:00New: American Dad Paranoid Frandroid Francine loves watching morning talk shows and ignoring news. But discovers that Stan has been running her favorite show to shelter her from the real world. (S14, Ep1) 
22:30American Dad A Boy Named Michael - Roger moves in with Greg and Terry. (S11, Ep2) 
23:00Family Guy Jungle Love - Chris, a victim of high-school pranks, runs away to South America. Peter gets a job in a brewery, and one of the job's perks is free beer. Guest stars Carrie Fisher. (S5, Ep2) 
23:30Family Guy The Perfect Castaway - When Peter and the guys go fishing, they become stranded on a desert island. Rescued months later, Peter discovers Lois has a new husband. (S5, Ep3) 
00:00American Dad Phantom of the Telethon - Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds for the CIA. When Stan takes the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it. (S5, Ep7) 
00:30American Dad Chimdale - Stan confides to Steve that he wears a wig, and Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa, even though he has only two passes. (S5, Ep8) 
01:00Family Guy 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Peter decides to pay his tab at Mort's pharmacy by selling Meg to the Goldmans. Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his babysitter. (S4, Ep9) 
01:30Family Guy Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Lois' kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in disarray. To return their lives to some normality, Peter breaks Lois out of jail. (S4, Ep10) 
02:00American Dad One Little Word - Stan becomes his boss's go-to guy and can't say no to anything, including outrageous requests - but things change when Francine gets roped in. (S5, Ep3) 
02:30American Dad Choosey Wives Choose Smith - Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed - and decides to track him down. (S5, Ep4) 
03:00Family Guy Model Misbehaviour - Lois wants to be a model, but Peter's not sure about all the ogling. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a multi-level marketing company and Brian becomes his salesman. (S4, Ep11) 
03:30Family Guy Peter's Got Woods - Brian tries to impress his girlfriend by petitioning to rename the James Woods High School after Martin Luther King Jr. Guest stars James Woods. (S5, Ep1) 
04:00American Dad Escape from Pearl Bailey - Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls at school who tease losers - including his ex-girlfriend Debbie. (S5, Ep5) 
04:30American Dad Pulling Double Booty - Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA - who then starts hitting on Francine. (S5, Ep6) 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
05:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone.