This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Thursday, October 26 2017

06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
08:00Monk Happy Birthday, Mr Monk While Natalie attempts to surprise Monk with a 50th birthday party, a janitor and a patent lawyer are killed during the launch of a vacuum cleaner. (S8, Ep9) 
09:00The Mentalist Not One Red Cent While CBI investigates a homicide at a bank robbery, Patrick works under the assumption that the robbers had a man on the inside working with them. (S5, Ep3) 
10:00The Mentalist Blood Feud While CBI investigates a murder that could reignite a turf war between two rival gangs, the case gives Rigsby an unfortunate reunion with his estranged ex-con father. (S5, Ep4) 
11:00Bones The Woman in the Car Booth and Bones work quickly to solve not only a murder, but also the kidnapping of the victim's child. (S1, Ep11) 
12:00Bones The Superhero in the Alley Bones and Booth investigate a body found in an alley, dressed in a costume. The case leads them to a missing teen involved in role playing game. (S1, Ep12) 
13:00NCIS Stop the Bleeding Gibbs fights for his life aboard a Navy hospital ship after being shot, while DiNozzo and Joanna Teague travel to Shanghai to try and take down the Calling. (S13, Ep1) 
14:00NCIS Personal Day Gibbs calls on the team to assist DEA Agent Luis Mitchell with a case, but DiNozzo discovers there is more to Gibbs' personal connection to the agent and his desire to help. (S13, Ep2) 
15:00The Mentalist Red Dawn A flashback to Patrick's first day with the CBI: he arrives to ask for evidence in the Red John investigation, and winds up helping the team solve a murder. (S5, Ep5) 
16:00The Mentalist Cherry Picked While CBI tackles an unusual kidnapping case, Patrick tries to figure out which prison guard allowed Lorelei to escape. (S5, Ep6) 
17:00Bones The Woman in the Garden Bones and Booth investigate the body of a woman found in the car of a gang member. The case leads them to a dangerous gang and a Senator. (S1, Ep13) 
18:00Bones The Man on the Fairway Bones investigates a plane crash involving Chinese delegates, but she is more interested in bone fragments from a person who was not on the plane. (S1, Ep14) 
19:00NCIS Personal Day After a Marine is found murdered in Quantico hours after calling Gibbs to discuss a possible case, Bishop and McGee go undercover as a married couple. (S13, Ep3) 
20:00NCIS Double Trouble Vance partners with Gibbs and returns to field duty when a murder case is connected to a former NCIS agent he locked up for stealing evidence. (S13, Ep4) 
21:00New: Lucifer A Priest Walks Into a Bar A priest seeks out Lucifer's help when he suspects an underground drug operation has set up shop at a neighborhood youth center. (S1, Ep9) 
22:00New: Family Guy Inside Family Guy James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy. (S16, Ep4) 
22:30Family Guy #Jolo Joe decides to embrace life by quitting his job with the police and taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision. (S14, Ep14) 
23:00Family Guy The Cleveland - Loretta Quagmire - When Peter catches Loretta cheating on her husband with Quagmire, he struggles with whether or not to tell Cleveland. Guest star: Jennifer Tilly. (S4, Ep6) 
23:30Family Guy Petarded - After winning Trivial Pursuit, Peter believes he is a genius. He takes the MacArthur Genius Grant test, which reveals he has a mental health problem. (S4, Ep7) 
00:00American Dad Star Trek - When Steve becomes a famous author, the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable 'stage parent'. (S2, Ep2) 
00:30American Dad Not Particularly Desperate Housewives - As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolising a group of women who seem to have it all. (S2, Ep3) 
01:00American Horror Story: Cult Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins Scumbag: Kai begins to solidify his grasp in power; Bebe, the former lover of the first female cult leader Valerie, warns the others about Kai. (S7, Ep7) 
02:00Family Guy North by North Quahog - When Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon, and Peter poses as Mel Gibson, the couple find a copy of 'The Passion of The Christ II: The Sequel'. (S4, Ep2) 
02:30Family Guy Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr High - Chris falls in love with his new teacher Mrs Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. Guest starring: Drew Barrymore. (S4, Ep3) 
03:00Family Guy Blind Ambition - When Mort bowls a perfect game and Quagmire gets a key to the city performing CPR, Peter tries to achieve fame by setting a record for the most nickels swallowed. (S4, Ep4) 
03:30Family Guy Don't Make Me Over - Peter starts a band with the guys, but their first gig fails and the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family. (S4, Ep5) 
04:00American Dad Rough Trade - After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a Freaky Friday-style switcheroo, where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. (S2, Ep4) 
04:30American Dad Finances With Wolves - After receiving a bonus from work Stan buys extravagant gadgets, while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf. (S2, Ep5) 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
05:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone.