This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, October 25 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill but then decides that Andy should pay for it. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Nag Hammadi is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels Drama series. Jess attempts to keep a low profile while his car is being repaired, but cannot avoid meeting Rory everywhere. (S4 Ep 13) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The fairies are due to give a big flying display in Toyland, but Fairy Coco's wings have gone missing. (S1 Ep 50) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Stop that Bus! Train fun. Thomas feels sorry for Bertie so takes him on a tour. Bertie then realises that he needs to go and collect a group of people and cannot be late. (S15 Ep 13) 
09:45Pingu Animated adventures of Pingu, the clumsy penguin who is misunderstood. Pingu is ashamed of his rusty old scooter - he just can't keep up with his chums. (S7 Ep 22) 
09:55Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Hilarious moments ensue when the Floogals investigate a colourful palette. (S1 Ep 9) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. When an old factory needs demolishing, Bob tells the team that they will need to use explosives - and Lofty must try not to jump at the big bangs. (S1 Ep 50) 
10:25Fireman Sam Bronwyn's Millionth Customer Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Celebrations to mark the Wholefish Cafe's millionth customer do not go according to plan. (S8 Ep 1) 
10:40Little Princess I Want to Be an Explorer Little Princess is inspired by tales of her exploring great-grandfather and plans an expedition of her own. (S2 Ep 21) 
10:55Simon Animation. After ages stuck in goal, Gaspard leaves Simon to it and plays football with Ferdinand instead. Ferdinand is a super big brother, much better Simon! (S1 Ep 50) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. A superstitious Jim believes that watching his favourite team with his old neighbours brings good luck. (S4 Ep 11) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim makes a surprising discovery when he spies on a new nanny with a hidden camera. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:058 Simple Rules Consequences After hearing about CJ's wild teenage days, Rory gets up to mischief himself by stealing a police dog. But the animal smells marijuana in Kerry's backpack. (S2 Ep 12) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Everyone in the family has plans for Valentine's Day - some more romantic than others. Bridget is attracted to someone unlikely. (S2 Ep 13) 
13:05My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael begins acting very strangely when he learns that one of his close friends has died. (S1 Ep 11) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The High Court Enforcement Agents face angry tenants, bitter ex-husbands and distraught landlords, including one case in which 45,000 is owed by a businessman to his ex-wife. (S4 Ep 16) 
15:00Neighbours Terese fears that Gary has moved on. Steph is ready to give up on the wellness centre, but Amy comes up with a big cheque. The winner of the Liveability is announced. 
15:30Home and Away Tori and Ash continue to hide their feelings for each other. John and Robbo bond over a beer. Kat and Scarlett reconcile their differences. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will discovers that good friends come in all shapes and sizes. (S2 Ep 8) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Philip Banks summons Will and Hilary to the witness box after taking on a legal case with a difference. (S2 Ep 9) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant to make Cheryl feel more desirable. (S4 Ep 13) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl claims she likes men who aren't afraid to cry - until Jim breaks down after a tearjerker movie. (S4 Ep 14) 
18:00Neighbours Terese fears that Gary has moved on. Steph is ready to give up on the wellness centre, but Amy comes up with a big cheque. The winner of the Liveability is announced. 
18:30Home and Away Beth's father tells Mason to stay away from her. Tori and Ash get together. A stressed Olivia needs help to fulfil her orders. Coco is devastated after VJ gently lets her down. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. When the family silver disappears during a party at the house, Carlton and Will get on the case. (S2 Ep 10) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid who lives in the wealthiest community in California. Will is left home alone when Philip and Vivian go away for the weekend. (S2 Ep 11) 
20:00Big Momma's House 2 Film Comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Nia Long. FBI agent Malcolm goes undercover as Big Momma, taking a nanny job to investigate a woman accused of murder. (2006) 
21:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:05Big Momma's House 2 Film Comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Nia Long. FBI agent Malcolm goes undercover as Big Momma, taking a nanny job to investigate a woman accused of murder. (2006) 
22:00New: Empire American drama series. Lucious makes his first public appearance after the explosion which left him with amnesia and a damaged leg. (S4 Ep 1) 
23:00Runner Runner Film Slick crime thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck. A finance whiz goes into league with a gambling mogul, but finds his new boss isn't all he seems. (2013) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Runner Runner Film Slick crime thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck. A finance whiz goes into league with a gambling mogul, but finds his new boss isn't all he seems. (2013) 
00:55Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex. Nina wants to know the etiquette of group sex. Josh and Tyron are more focused on going solo. (S1 Ep 7) 
01:55Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. Still in the past, Hiro and Angela take on an important mission while more familiar faces return to confront Noah Bennett. (Ep 8) 
02:50Emerald City Fantastical reinvention of the original 'Land of Oz' stories. As the Wizard gathers his forces for war, Glinda puts Dorothy to work looking after an army of witches. (S1 Ep 8) 
03:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate and the family find the last article written by Paul. (S2 Ep 5) 
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