This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, February 27 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Concerns grow for Grandpa Bud when he is attacked outside his shop, prompting Vanessa and Mike to have a chat with the girls. (S3 Ep 20) 
08:30Dance Moms Reality series. Kira desperately wants Kalani to compete against Maddie, but Abby does not want to risk Maddie losing, so she gives the other solo to Kendall. (S4 Ep 10) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Whiff's Wish Animation. Train fun for Thomas and his friends as Whiff makes a wish. (S16 Ep 16) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Welcome Stafford CGI animation. Stafford, the new electric shunting engine, arrives on Sodor. Spencer shows him round, but ignores a warning that Stafford's batteries could run out. (S16 Ep 17) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Pre-school live action series exploring music and movement. Join Jen and Kemi for a super sunny summer boogie with friends as they practise their Sunny Shake. (S1 Ep 2) 
09:55Fireman Sam A Day at the Seaside Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. Station Officer Steele heads off to the seaside with Trevor, while Elvis is left in charge at the fire station. (S7 Ep 20) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Pat-Pat is having a pumpkin party, but when Noddy arrives he finds that the other toys are worried about a strange noise. (S1 Ep 35) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The playful primate does his best to stay afloat in a life boat. (S1 Ep 12) 
10:25Mr Men Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Scatterbrain's friends turn the cinema into a zoo. Mr Rude is swept off his feet while working at the take-away stand. (S1 Ep 4) 
10:40Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are going to bed when all the lights go out! While their parents are changing the fuses, the boys look for Gaspard's blankie. (S1 Ep 43) 
10:50Mofy Animation. Mofy looks after Mummy Mouse's children while she is at work. Mummy Mouse can't get them to eat carrots, but Mofy comes up with a story to help. (S1 Ep 36) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S1 Ep 17) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Comedy clip series. Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 5) 
12:05Police Interceptors Hoppsy goes after a disqualified driver who legs it over two fences, Damo gets his stinger out to stop a drunk driver and Kev solves the mystery of a car abandoned in a field. (S11 Ep 10) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! One-off special which digs once again into the underbelly of indebted Britain, following the no-nonsense repo men and bailiffs charged with sorting the whole mess out. (S1 Ep 5) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. High Court Enforcement Agent Paul is on the trail of a 30,000 debt and gets a tip off that the debtor may be part of a ruthless and possibly violent gang. (S2 Ep 4) 
15:00Neighbours Tyler accepts a transfer and bids farewell to his brothers. Susan learns about Izzy's request, and that Karl seems to be considering it. Yashvi is urged to consider her future. 
15:30Home and Away Tori ends her relationship with Ash when he refuses to disclose details about his dealings with Kat. Olivia confides in Ziggy about her infidelity with Axel. 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Both Grace and Nathan take advice on sex from Karen. Jack sets up Will on a date with his boss. (S4 Ep 5) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Nathan proposes to Grace, but she asks him to take it back. (S4 Ep 6) 
17:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike does his best to make Ryan see the benefits of believing in the magic of Christmas, while Mandy plans a surprise for their housekeeper. (S3 Ep 11) 
17:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve stands by her dad when she shares his controversial video blog on her social media page. The Baxters land in hot water. (S3 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Tyler accepts a transfer and bids farewell to his brothers. Susan learns about Izzy's request, and that Karl seems to be considering it. Yashvi is urged to consider her future. 
18:30Home and Away Ziggy is torn when Hunter asks her to contribute to his proposal video for Olivia. Brody comes up with a plan to buy back Salt. Jennifer flirts with Mason at the boxing class. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa's freeloading sister visits and, true to form, she's looking for a loan. Meanwhile, Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. (S3 Ep 21) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Pressure mounts when Boyd enters a competition at a rodeo. Eve and her boyfriend argue over her prom attire. (S3 Ep 22) 
20:00New: 100% Hotter Fun make-under series. Goth rocker Stitch is a style horror story in need of a reanimation, while mum Laura is causing problems in the playground with her barely-there clothes. (S4 Ep 4) 
21:00World's Scariest...Animal Attacks Documentary detailing the most violent and horrific animal attacks captured on camera by ordinary people. Includes attacks by a shark, a giant anaconda, a lion and an elephant. 
22:00New: Celebrity Ghost Hunt Uncanny reality series. Charlotte from Ex on the Beach joins Love Islanders Marcel and Gabby to scour the damp tunnels of the Post Office Railway for paranormal goings-on. (S1 Ep 4) 
23:00The Internship Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Two sacked salesmen apply for an internship at Google, despite not knowing the first thing about technology. (2013) 
00:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
00:05The Internship Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Two sacked salesmen apply for an internship at Google, despite not knowing the first thing about technology. (2013) 
01:25Wentworth Prison Drama series. Channing threatens to close down the garden project. Jake takes steps to stop Will from exposing him. Bridget gets a reprimand for drunkenness. (S5 Ep 8) 
02:30Extreme Hair Wars Hair-raising style contest. The teams are first challenged to creatively reinvent the ponytail, and secondly to create extravagant styles inspired by the theme of 'under the sea'. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:25Last Man Standing US sitcom. Alarm bells ring when the clan learn that Eve and her new boyfriend will be attending the same overnight camping trip. (S3 Ep 17) 
03:50Access Entertainment round-up. 
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