This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, September 27 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom with Tim Allen, about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is outnumbered when his wife and daughters decide to baby-proof the house. (S1 Ep 2) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. For the first time ever, sisters Maddie and Mackenzie go head to head. Payton struggles to perform a challenging number. (S4 Ep 12) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. After auditioning hundreds of dancers, Abby decides whether or not to make Kira's daughter an official member of the company. (S4 Ep 13) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa worries about Mike's growing desire to travel for work. Mandy wants to become a vegan. (S1 Ep 12) 
10:35Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Ed replaces Mike as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant with his daughter. (S1 Ep 13) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a good guy. (S3 Ep 10) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. The interceptors pursue an out-of-control motorbike and a petrol thief attempts to destroy his ill-gotten gains. (S2 Ep 5) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. In this episode, armed with a High Court writ, Paul and Steve call for police back-up after finding something very suspicious in a London Docklands flat. (S2 Ep 7) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face an angry mob at a high-performance car dealer. Gary and Cona's straightforward case turns sensitive when a father's backstory is revealed. (S5 Ep 9) 
15:00Neighbours Piper realises that her mother has a new boyfriend. Jemima decides to leave Erinsborough and visit her daughter in Boston. Mishti arranges a meeting with Monique. 
15:30Home and Away Dempsey discharges herself from hospital and goes missing. Robbo's first day at the gym goes less than smoothly. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael and Jay throw Jr out of the house when they find him in bed with his girlfriend, and he ends up living in a tent. (S3 Ep 18) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury, but Michael is scared of the Mafia, and tries to influence Jay's decision. (S3 Ep 19) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. (S3 Ep 11) 
17:30Two and a Half Men US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. (S3 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Piper realises that her mother has a new boyfriend. Jemima decides to leave Erinsborough and visit her daughter in Boston. Mishti arranges a meeting with Monique. 
18:30Home and Away Tori decides that Robbo would make a perfect sperm donor, but agonises over how to ask him the question. Ryder finally admits the truth about Raffy to Coco. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tries to find a new partner in crime for Halloween. (S1 Ep 4) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike has a big decision to make when his all-male work softball team agrees to let women play. (S1 Ep 5) 
20:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmor attempt to recover money from a company director for unpaid invoices. The agents face a fiery reception from a family. (S5 Ep 16) 
21:00New: Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. The first challenge requires turning the simple 'man bun' style into a fantastical look, but three out of five stylists inadvertently go samurai. (S2 Ep 2) 
22:00The Island Film Futuristic action thriller starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Two friends flee the Utopian institute in which they are being held when they discover sinister forces at work. (2005) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10The Island Film Futuristic action thriller starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Two friends flee the Utopian institute in which they are being held when they discover sinister forces at work. (2005) 
00:45Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary. Waleed found himself framed for attempted robbery by a Thai market-keeper. Addy allowed herself to be used as a drug mule only to end up in a notorious Jamaica jail. (S1 Ep 5) 
01:45World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. Two brothers' hot air balloon trip across the rural East goes down like a lead balloon. A skydiver ends up on a collision course with the unlikeliest of objects. (Ep 6) 
02:45Killer Girlfriends True crime documentary series. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:35Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tries to find a new partner in crime for Halloween. (S1 Ep 4) 
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