This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, October 23 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:20Gilmore Girls In the Clamor and the Clangour Drama series. Lane sneaks out of the house for a gig. Luke and Lorelai take matters into their own hands when restored church bells are not popular. (S4 Ep 11) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Someone is covering everything golden in Toyland with grey paint, but who could it be? (S1 Ep 48) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Let It Snow Train fun. Gordon and Thomas collect logs for an animal shelter and sing a song about snow in the hope that they can make snow clouds appear. (S15 Ep 10) 
09:45Pingu The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is often misunderstood. Pingu gets a paper round and can't wait to start delivering! (S6 Ep 20) 
09:55Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Boomer is fascinated by the three caterpillars in the garden shed and mystified when one disappears. (S1 Ep 7) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are building a skate park for the Spring City Rockets. Leo pretends that he is a great skateboarder, which ends up backfiring. (S1 Ep 48) 
10:25Fireman Sam Open Day It is open day at Pontypandy Fire Station and everyone is invited to visit and have a look around. Norman and James end up stuck on the roof when they want to see more. (S7 Ep 24) 
10:40Little Princess I Want to Be a Cavegirl Little Princess uses the garden shed as a cave and has lots of fun as a cavegirl, but when night falls, such a life becomes a rather scarier prospect. (S2 Ep 18) 
10:55Simon Animation. Lou and Simon are feeding her pet hamster, when a blackbird swoops and steals his food. While they are chasing it away, Albert escapes from his cage. (S1 Ep 48) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim acquiesces to Maggie's wish that the family should be buried together in a family plot, but secretly makes plans for his own burial. (S4 Ep 7) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. To prove his manly mettle, Jim hunts a turkey for Thanksgiving - with disastrous consequences. (S4 Ep 8) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate and the family find the last article written by Paul. (S2 Ep 5) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate is unprepared for the kids' reactions on their first day back to school since Paul's death. Jim makes some home improvements to the house. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Del and Dael face tricky debtors and deceit as they try to collect from an Indian takeaway and a car dealer. Paul and Steve have vulnerable tenants to evict. (S4 Ep 14) 
15:00Neighbours The return of T-Bone is the cause of tension on Piper's birthday. Leo's suspicions of Courtney grow. Frustrated that Tyler will not go away with him, Hamish recruits a new ally. 
15:30Home and Away As further evidence against Brody emerges, Scarlett decides to do some detective work on her own, but gets herself into a dangerous predicament. Does VJ have feelings for Coco? 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton face testing times when they have to prove their aptitude at school. (S2 Ep 4) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid. Granny Banks arrives for a well-earned holiday, but her son disapproves when she starts enjoying herself too much. (S2 Ep 5) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl's gynaecologist forbids her to have sex with Jim until her most fertile time of the month. (S4 Ep 9) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim tussles with a department store Santa after a prank, making the kids worry that they won't get any presents. (S4 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours The return of T-Bone is the cause of tension on Piper's birthday. Leo's suspicions of Courtney grow. Frustrated that Tyler will not go away with him, Hamish recruits a new ally. 
18:30Home and Away After Justin helps Scarlett to escape, the house is raided and the screwdriver is found. Brody is off the hook, but Kat is in trouble for missing it earlier and blames Scarlett. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Janice's wedding day arrives, and everyone is shocked when they meet her fiance. (S2 Ep 6) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Vivian celebrates her 40th birthday, and takes dramatic steps to make sure she is still kicking. (S2 Ep 7) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face an angry mob at a high-performance car dealer. Gary and Cona's straightforward case turns sensitive when a father's backstory is revealed. (S5 Ep 9) 
21:00Fifty Shades of Grey Film Drama starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. A literature student begins an unconventional relationship with a controlling and reclusive billionaire. (2015) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Fifty Shades of Grey Film Drama starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. A literature student begins an unconventional relationship with a controlling and reclusive billionaire. (2015) 
23:35Sex Pod Entertaining sex education series. Subjects covered include female masturbation, is bigger really better?, and how long intercourse should last. (S1 Ep 10) 
00:35Sex Pod Lifestyle series. The resident sexperts answer questions including pubic hair - to shave or not to shave, penis size - can it be too big and what to expect at a STI clinic. (S2 Ep 2) 
01:35Star US musical drama. Hunter surprises Star by inviting superstar and producer Pumpkin to a block party fundraiser. (S1 Ep 8) 
02:35Wentworth Prison Australian drama series. Ferguson strengthens her alliance with Kaz by blaming Will for her rape and Bea as his lover. Maxine receives a devastating diagnosis. (S4 Ep 4) 
03:258 Simple Rules The After Party Cate vetoes Bridget's efforts to plan an after-prom party in a hotel room, and instead organises a school-sanctioned shindig at home - to Bridget's horror. (S3 Ep 21) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep 42) 
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