This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, December 13 2017

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05According to Jim When Cheryl returns home for a visit, the children occupy all of her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport. (S7 Ep 8) 
08:30Gilmore Girls Always a Godmother, Never a God Drama series about a single mum and her daughter. Sookie tries to reconcile Rory and Lorelai. Logan decides to visit New York City with Rory. (S6 Ep 4) 
09:15Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Pingu bounces on everything in the igloo, so Father builds him a trampoline. (S5 Ep 3) 
09:25Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. During an argument, Pingu puts Pinga's favourite toy rabbit up high but it tumbles out of the window. (S5 Ep 4) 
09:35Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Thomas, Annie and Clarabel are keen to impress when the railway inspectors come to the island of Sodor. (S19 Ep 3) 
09:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals try to work out how to play the boy hooman's trumpet - and make a discordant din and lots of strange squeaks in the process! (S1 Ep 24) 
10:00Fireman Sam CGI-animated adventures. Norman poses as an extra-terrestrial to make a science trip on the Pontypandy Flyer more interesting - which it certainly turns out to be! (S10 Ep 13) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who is performing magic with Queen Sparklewings's wand before all the toys float away for good! (S1 Ep 34) 
10:30Little Princess I Want to Be Famous Animated series. Princess wants to become famous so that she can have a statue made in her honour, just like her Great Uncle Walter. (S3 Ep 24) 
10:45Simon Animation. Simon finds a crab in a rockpool on the beach, but a little girl named Maelle found the rockpool before him and claims that it is hers! (S1 Ep 36) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. Foxy brags about her adventures, so when Foxy tells a story about an enormous golden fish in a little lake, Mofy and Kerry decide to go see it. (S1 Ep 25) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. The original ALDC team have abandoned Abby and turned to a rival. Meanwhile the mini team are challenged with a tough lyrical routine. (S6 Ep 33) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Everyone in the family has plans for Valentine's Day - some more romantic than others. Bridget is attracted to someone unlikely. (S2 Ep 13) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. After accidentally setting fire to CJ's van, Jim has to share his basement room with his now homeless nephew. (S2 Ep 14) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay demands that Michael hire an exterminator when she finds mouse droppings in the house but Michael is determined to handle it himself. (S4 Ep 13) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Junior is sick of living in the garage, and decides to look for a place of his own. (S4 Ep 14) 
14:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Mum Jessica is confused by the rituals and habits of her new neighbours - like not haggling over price at JC Penny. (S1 Ep 1) 
14:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica tries to move her sons into the school's gifted program, but the school has no such program. (S1 Ep 2) 
15:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. When the cul-de-sac plans a block party, Jessica has problems fitting in with the other moms. (S1 Ep 3) 
15:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. When Jessica's sister and her husband visit, the families compete over who is the most successful. (S1 Ep 4) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series. Will finally gets a date with Valerie, the girl of his dreams. But on a double date, Will is upset to discover she may just prefer Carlton to him. (S5 Ep 4) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will witnesses Duke's murder and the whole family is placed in Witness Protection. (S5 Ep 5) 
17:00New: According to Jim US sitcom. Jim is reminded of a pact he made with the Devil in order to win Cheryl over. (S7 Ep 18) 
17:30New: According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. The girls lose a blanket belonging to one of the twins, so Jim gives them extra housework as punishment. (S8 Ep 1) 
18:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay stand up to Vanessa's freeloading parents. (S4 Ep 5) 
18:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael enrols Junior on a parenting course but he is reluctant to attend. (S4 Ep 6) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will gets more than he bargained for when he goes on a date with Lisa. (S5 Ep 6) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy. Ashley secretly transfers to the local public high school but needs Will's help to hide the fact from her father. (S5 Ep 7) 
20:00New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. After receiving an invitation to the country club, Jessica thinks they have become too American. (S1 Ep 13) 
20:30New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Mum Jessica is confused by the rituals and habits of her new neighbours - like not haggling over price at JC Penny. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World Documentary series. Hundreds will be attending the funeral of Simey Doherty, and the Doherty family have one big surprise up their sleeve. (S2 Ep 8) 
22:00New: Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. Cookie and Lucious take matters into their own hands as they watch Diana DuBois' master scheme unfold. (S4 Ep 8) 
23:00Over Her Dead Body Film Romantic comedy starring Paul Rudd and Eva Longoria Parker. After an accident kills a bride-to-be on her wedding day, her ghost tries to stop her fiancee from moving on. (2008) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Over Her Dead Body Film Romantic comedy starring Paul Rudd and Eva Longoria Parker. After an accident kills a bride-to-be on her wedding day, her ghost tries to stop her fiancee from moving on. (2008) 
00:55Sex Pod Lifestyle series. The resident sexperts answer questions including pubic hair - to shave or not to shave, penis size - can it be too big and what to expect at a STI clinic. (S2 Ep 2) 
01:55Sex Pod Lifestyle series. Topics raised include how to keep your genitals safe, clean and in top working order, sex in the open air, pornography and the G spot. (S2 Ep 3) 
02:50Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. Cookie and Lucious take matters into their own hands as they watch Diana DuBois' master scheme unfold. (S4 Ep 8) 
03:35Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. After receiving an invitation to the country club, Jessica thinks they have become too American. (S1 Ep 13) 
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