This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, September 20 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa start to become put off by the amorous conduct of newlyweds Kyle and Mandy in their home. (S6 Ep 14) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Christi frets when Abby offers new dancer Chloe a trial on the competition team. Melissa fears her girls are being overshadowed. (S4 Ep 6) 
09:10Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The amateur farmers head to the dairy farm, where they are split into teams to learn how to milk the cows. Gleb Savchenko calls it his 'best day ever'. (S1 Ep 6) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom with Tim Allen, about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is outnumbered when his wife and daughters decide to baby-proof the house. (S1 Ep 2) 
10:35Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike attends Grandparents Day at Boyd's school. Vanessa feels self-conscious about her looks. (S1 Ep 3) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan goes on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, and who turns out to be a bit of a live wire. 
11:30Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a rich bachelor. Evelyn pressures a reluctant Alan into letting Jake stay with her for the night. 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. This special edition covers the best of Police Interceptors from the first season. (S1 Ep 7) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Tempers flare at football star Neil Ruddock's house and a trainee in Yorkshire discovers how dangerous the job can be. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away... ...Special. Reality series. Stewart and Elmor are in a phone shop that has rung up a huge debt, and Del and Dael try to take away some valuable goods from an Indian takeaway. (S4 Ep 24) 
15:00Neighbours Chloe catches Terese and Leo in the boat. Mishti agrees to help Mark but puts herself in danger. Aaron admits to David that he has a problem with his addiction to painkillers. 
15:30Home and Away Robbo sets some ground rules with Jasmine before signing the contract to buy the gym. After Coco stands up Ryder, Raffy rebukes her for neglecting her boyfriend. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
17:00Two and a Half Men US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie sleeps with a gorgeous young woman without realising she's married to an elderly man. 
17:30Two and a Half Men US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie sleeps with a gorgeous young woman without realising she's married to an elderly man. 
18:00Neighbours Chloe catches Terese and Leo in the boat. Mishti agrees to help Mark but puts herself in danger. Aaron admits to David that he has a problem with his addiction to painkillers. 
18:30Home and Away Raffy regrets her part in coming between Ryder and Coco, but her apologies fall on deaf ears. Ziggy lures Dean into a drinking game and Brody is furious when he sees the results. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. The deadline for Eve to make a decision about college is approaching, causing Mike and Vanessa to worry when she keeps putting off the topic. (S6 Ep 16) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Ryan suggests that Vanessa starts a neighbourhood lending library, after she confesses that she has been feeling lonely. (S6 Ep 17) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face an angry mob at a high-performance car dealer. Gary and Cona's straightforward case turns sensitive when a father's backstory is revealed. (S5 Ep 9) 
21:00New: Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. The first challenge is to get three rubber ducks to stay put in a spectacular do, while the second brings a Scary Hairy theme. Which teams will survive? (S2 Ep 1) 
22:00There's Something About Mary Film Gross-out romantic comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. A man hires a detective to find an old date, but the private eye turns out to be a ruthless love rival. (1998) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10There's Something About Mary Film Gross-out romantic comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. A man hires a detective to find an old date, but the private eye turns out to be a ruthless love rival. (1998) 
00:25World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. A waterfall risks pushing a coach 2,000 feet over a ravine, a young Brit faces the Cambodian army on his pizza delivery bike, and a kangaroo punches out a human. (Ep 5) 
01:25World's Wildest Holidays Documentary series. Animals can act as ridiculously risky as humans, as one brave cat takes a microlight flight at 2000 feet. A giant squid plays dead in the deep so it can attack. (S1 Ep 3) 
02:30Star Musical drama series. Simone is furious after Angel and Andy get the support slot for Noah's tour. With her options running out, Simone accepts Angel's proposal. (S2 Ep 11) 
03:25Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa both become worried that none of their daughters attend church anymore. Meanwhile, Ryan has Kyle as his guest on his podcast. (S6 Ep 18) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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