This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, December 14 2017

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05According to Jim American sitcom. Jim has to organise Gracie's party. But Gracie tells him she only agreed with the party to please her mum. (S7 Ep 10) 
08:30Gilmore Girls We've Got Magic to Do Drama series about a single mum and her daughter. Lorelai needs Richard's help. Emily confronts Logan's mother about Rory and Logan. Paris gets a job. (S6 Ep 5) 
09:15Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Mother asks Pingu and Pinga to hang out the washing, but the wind is more than they had bargained for. (S5 Ep 5) 
09:25Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Seeing a seagull makes Pingu want to fly, but a scary flight makes him realise that being grounded is best. (S5 Ep 6) 
09:35Thomas and Friends CGI animation. After Henry hears that the Fat Controller's grandchildren have chickenpox, every engine he meets seems to be covered in spots too! (S19 Ep 4) 
09:50Floogals Animation. When the Floogals accidentally scatter the girl hooman's jigsaw puzzle on the floor, they discover that assembling all the pieces is difficult. (S1 Ep 25) 
10:00Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Moose takes a group of kids into the mountains and sets about building a giant bear out of sticks and twigs. However, he sets the tent on fire. (S10 Ep 14) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. No-one at the farm can get to sleep. Noddy travels all over Toyland, gathering clues to find out what has been disturbing the animals. (S1 Ep 36) 
10:30Little Princess I Want a New Bedroom Animated series. Princess wants to redecorate her bedroom, but choosing what colour to paint it is an important decision. (S3 Ep 25) 
10:45Simon Animation. Simon's older cousin and his friend tell Simon and Lou that they are too little to join in their game of football. (S1 Ep 37) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. It is Lee and Sioux's birthday, so Mofy and her friends decide to throw a party. They were born on the same day, and they soon start to quarrel. (S1 Ep 27) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. The elite girls stop at nothing to prove that they can win without Abby as their instructor, while Abby tries her hardest to stay strong. (S6 Ep 34) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget is confused about her feelings for Jeremy when her ex-boyfriend returns. Jim falls for a member of the PTA. (S2 Ep 15) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The family therapist encourages Cate to pursue her dream of becoming a singer. Bridget infuriates Kerry by dyeing her hair blonde. (S2 Ep 16) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael's competitive side comes out when Kady enlists his help in the school candy drive. (S4 Ep 15) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay attempt to conceal their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts they expected. (S4 Ep 17) 
14:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Louis hires an instructor to give a sexual harassment seminar, but Eddie steals the instructional tape. (S1 Ep 5) 
14:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Eager to buy a new video game, Eddie takes a job at his father's restaurant to raise the cash. (S1 Ep 6) 
15:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. A new billboard leads to conflict between the Huangs' cowboy-themed restaurant and their rival. (S1 Ep 7) 
15:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Eddie is forced to make friends with the new kid at school. Louis hires a 'real cowboy' at his restaurant. (S1 Ep 8) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will gets more than he bargained for when he goes on a date with Lisa. (S5 Ep 6) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy. Ashley secretly transfers to the local public high school but needs Will's help to hide the fact from her father. (S5 Ep 7) 
17:00New: According to Jim Sitcom. Now that Dana has moved away, Cheryl wants Jim to be her new best friend, but Jim is unwilling to play the part and scrambles to find a replacement. (S8 Ep 2) 
17:30New: According to Jim Jim and his band win the chance to play for child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the young star gives them attitude, Jim decides to set her straight. (S8 Ep 3) 
18:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. The Kyles support one of Michael's employees who finds it hard to come to terms with the loss of his 103-year-old grandmother. (S4 Ep 7) 
18:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, but Michael thinks that he can do it without having to train. (S4 Ep 8) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will sees a chance to sell himself as the next presenter of Soul Train. (S5 Ep 8) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy. Will feels humiliated when his new girlfriend Lisa uses her martial arts skills to save herself from another man's attentions. (S5 Ep 9) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A family of debtors get physical, police backup is requested for a stand-off in a hotel, and garage staff accuse one of the agents of stealing. (S5 Ep 2) 
21:00New: The Shannara Chronicles Stylish fantasy drama series set in a world of trolls, elves and demons. Eretria confesses a dark secret to Wil. Bandon's deepest wish is granted - but there's a catch... (S2 Ep 9) 
22:00Divergent Film Dystopian teen sci-fi starring Shailene Woodley and Theo James. In a futuristic Chicago, one girl's personality traits mark her out as dangerous. (2014) 
23:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:05Divergent Film Dystopian teen sci-fi starring Shailene Woodley and Theo James. In a futuristic Chicago, one girl's personality traits mark her out as dangerous. (2014) 
00:45War Film Martial arts action thriller starring Jet Li and Jason Statham. An FBI agent seeks revenge against the mysterious and highly skilled assassin who murdered his partner. (2007) 
01:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
01:50War Film Martial arts action thriller starring Jet Li and Jason Statham. An FBI agent seeks revenge against the mysterious and highly skilled assassin who murdered his partner. (2007) 
02:50No-End House Horror anthology series. The group set out to leave the house altogether. Lacey is attacked by cannibals, leading to the discovery of the bogus JD's deception. (S2 Ep 4) 
03:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Rory feels under pressure during basketball try-outs, because he knows his dad would have been proud to see him on the team. (S2 Ep 7) 
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