This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, October 24 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim's plans to watch the boxing are scuppered when Cheryl surprises him with a romantic evening. (S4 Ep 2) 
08:20Gilmore Girls A Family Matter Drama Series. Luke is wary when his flaky sister Liz unexpectedly visits. Then the other shoe drops: Jess is back in Stars Hollow to pick up his junky car. (S4 Ep 12) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Bumpy's ball has gone missing, so Noddy has got him a new one. But when he goes to get it from his cupboard, he finds that it has been burst! (S1 Ep 49) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Train fun. It is a very foggy day and the engines are asked to stay put until the weather clears. However, Spencer and Percy do not heed the warning. (S15 Ep 12) 
09:45Pingu Animated adventures of a clumsy young penguin who's misunderstood. After spilling paint on a table, a wall and an igloo, Pingu ends up painting the whole town. (S6 Ep 21) 
09:55Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. The trio try to understand how strange sounds can come from a black disc. (S1 Ep 8) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. A sand-sculpture competition is taking place on Fixham Beach, but a freak storm puts the sculptures in danger of being destroyed... (S1 Ep 49) 
10:25Fireman Sam Mike's Rocket Mike has built a rocket and is preparing to launch it. Norman has become fascinated by Mike's project and wants to build and launch one of his own! (S7 Ep 25) 
10:40Little Princess I Want My Puppets Little Princess organises a special puppet show for her friends, but during the preparations, she doesn't notice that the stars of her show have become tangled! (S2 Ep 19) 
10:55Simon Animation. Simon trades his favourite cars for Ferdinand's robot, then discovers it is broken. He wants his cars back, but Ferdinand refuses. (S1 Ep 49) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl's gynaecologist forbids her to have sex with Jim until her most fertile time of the month. (S4 Ep 9) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim tussles with a department store Santa after a prank, making the kids worry that they won't get any presents. (S4 Ep 10) 
12:058 Simple Rules The Story of Anne Frank and Skeevy Having been cajoled by her mother, Bridget auditions for her school's dramatisation of the story of Anne Frank. (S2 Ep 9) 
12:358 Simple Rules YMCA The Hennessy clan takes over their local YMCA when Cate decides that the family that works out together, stays together. (S1 Ep 10) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire meets her first boyfriend, and Michael does everything in his power to break them up. (S1 Ep 9) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. The green-eyed monster rears its ugly head when Michael's brother Ken comes to visit with his new girlfriend. (S1 Ep 10) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 pounds after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
15:00Neighbours Will Hamish succeed in splitting up Tyler and Piper? Toadie needs to recover the love lock from the lake. Elly's friend flirts with Gary. The Liveability judges are in town. 
15:30Home and Away After Justin helps Scarlett to escape, the house is raided and the screwdriver is found. Brody is off the hook, but Kat is in trouble for missing it earlier and blames Scarlett. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Janice's wedding day arrives, and everyone is shocked when they meet her fiance. (S2 Ep 6) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Vivian celebrates her 40th birthday, and takes dramatic steps to make sure she is still kicking. (S2 Ep 7) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. A superstitious Jim believes that watching his favourite team with his old neighbours brings good luck. (S4 Ep 11) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim makes a surprising discovery when he spies on a new nanny with a hidden camera. (S4 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Will Hamish succeed in splitting up Tyler and Piper? Toadie needs to recover the love lock from the lake. Elly's friend flirts with Gary. The Liveability judges are in town. 
18:30Home and Away Tori and Ash continue to hide their feelings for each other. John and Robbo bond over a beer. Kat and Scarlett reconcile their differences. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will discovers that good friends come in all shapes and sizes. (S2 Ep 8) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Philip Banks summons Will and Hilary to the witness box after taking on a legal case with a difference. (S2 Ep 9) 
20:00Shannon Matthews: What Happened... ...Next. Documentary. Nine years on, what happened to the key characters in one of Britain's most notorious crimes? 
21:00Murdered By My Daughter Documentary about Lucas Markham and Kim Edwards, teenage sweethearts who murdered Kim's mother and younger sister. Includes chilling interviews with the killers. 
22:00Murder on the Internet True crime documentary series looking at the dangers of online dating. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:00Soham Revisited 15 Years On Documentary re-examining the events that took place in the small town in the Cambridgeshire countryside which horrified the country. 
00:35Killer Psychopaths Documentary. Professor David Wilson explains how bad nurture and bad genes led Patrick Mackay to terrorise west Londoners and kill a priest with an axe in the 1970s. (S1 Ep 5) 
01:40Fred and Rose: Trilogy Documentary series which uses testimony and reconstructions to examine what led Fred and Rose West to kill. The first episode looks at the Wests' childhoods. (S1 Ep 1) 
02:40Aftermath Fantasy drama. While her family seek shelter from strange new horrors, abductee Brianna learns that her enigmatic captor is a bigger threat than even she imagined. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:308 Simple Rules Ditch Day Having discovered Cate and Principal Gibb's clandestine romantic alliance, CJ reveals all to Bridget - so Cate vows to get even. Nicole Richie guest stars. (S3 Ep 24) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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