This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, September 29 2018

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08:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie fight when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place. (S3 Ep 4) 
08:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie realises he has unresolved issues with his mother. (S3 Ep 5) 
08:50My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
09:20My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
09:45My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael camps out with Kady and her friends. Clare and Tony plan to sneak out to a rave. (S3 Ep 14) 
10:10My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael, wanting some time alone in the house, makes a deal with Jay to guarantee some quiet moments. However, a power cut ruins his plans. (S3 Ep 15) 
10:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael and Jay throw Jr out of the house when they find him in bed with his girlfriend, and he ends up living in a tent. (S3 Ep 18) 
12:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury, but Michael is scared of the Mafia, and tries to influence Jay's decision. (S3 Ep 19) 
12:35My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. When Jr and Claire find a wallet containing $500, Michael and Jay set up a family court to decide who gets to keep the money. (S3 Ep 20) 
13:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Claire gets her learner driver's permit, but that doesn't mean Michael will let her drive. (S3 Ep 21) 
13:35Earth To Echo Film No programme information available 
14:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:40Earth To Echo Film No programme information available 
15:25Cloudy With a Chance of... Film ...Meatballs 2. Animation sequel starring Bill Hader. Chaos ensues when a scientist discovers his invention is creating animals made from food. (2013) 
16:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
16:30Cloudy With a Chance of... Film ...Meatballs 2. Animation sequel starring Bill Hader. Chaos ensues when a scientist discovers his invention is creating animals made from food. (2013) 
17:10Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Film No programme information available 
18:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
18:15Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Film No programme information available 
19:00The Dukes of Hazzard Film Comedy based on the TV series starring Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott. Two brothers try to prevent their farm being torn down by the town's corrupt and evil commissioner. (2005) 
20:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:10The Dukes of Hazzard Film Comedy based on the TV series starring Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott. Two brothers try to prevent their farm being torn down by the town's corrupt and evil commissioner. (2005) 
21:00Clash of the Titans Film Story based on the myths of ancient Greece about Perseus, son of Zeus, fighting to save the fair Andromeda. (2010) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Clash of the Titans Film Story based on the myths of ancient Greece about Perseus, son of Zeus, fighting to save the fair Andromeda. (2010) 
23:10Jason Statham's Blitz Film Crime thriller set in London starring Jason Statham and Paddy Considine. A maverick detective tries to track down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (2011) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15Jason Statham's Blitz Film Crime thriller set in London starring Jason Statham and Paddy Considine. A maverick detective tries to track down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (2011) 
01:05Brits Banged Up In The Sun Documentary. Andrew was falsely implicated in a murder and extradited to Greece to languish in jail for a year before trial. (Ep 6) 
02:05World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. Two brothers' hot air balloon trip across the rural East goes down like a lead balloon. A skydiver ends up on a collision course with the unlikeliest of objects. (Ep 6) 
03:10When Teens Kill True crime series. Aaron Roach Bridgeman looks at how social media is increasingly playing a part in inciting crime amongst the young people in a phenomenon known as 'Cyber Banging'. (S3 Ep 4) 
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