This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, March 1 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Pressure mounts when Boyd enters a competition at a rodeo. Eve and her boyfriend argue over her prom attire. (S3 Ep 22) 
08:30Dance Moms Reality series. For the first time ever, sisters Maddie and Mackenzie go head to head. Payton struggles to perform a challenging number. (S4 Ep 12) 
09:15Thomas and Friends CGI animation. When Cranky the crane is snowed under with work a young crane called Kevin is asked to help out. But Cranky is not too pleased to see him. (S17 Ep 1) 
09:30Thomas and Friends The Fat Controller decides it's time for Scruff to be repainted. But Scruff hates being washed, let alone repainted! How will he cope with a makeover? (S17 Ep 2) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Pre-school live action series exploring music and movement. Nathan, Kemi and some energetic Milkshakers practise their 'crab claws' and 'diving dolphins'. (S1 Ep 4) 
09:55Fireman Sam Three Legged Race Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. It is the annual three legged race in Pontypandy and Sam is partnered with a less-than-confident Dilys. (S7 Ep 22) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn's special felt ball, Snuggleball, goes missing. Noddy discovers that Pat-Pat broke Snuggleball by mistake. (S1 Ep 38) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Glass Blower Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey learns how to be a glass blower. (S1 Ep 14) 
10:25Mr Men Inventions Little Miss Daredevil uses Mr Quiet as a guinea pig for her rocket chair invention, while Mr Lazy's new remote control causes nightmares for Little Miss Calamity. (S1 Ep 24) 
10:40Simon Animation. Simon's family are camping when a wild animal rushes past. Wondering what it was, they hike over to a pond where they experience a moment of pure magic. (S1 Ep 45) 
10:50Mofy Animation. Kerry invites Mofy over for a singsong with all the other forest creatures to help her forget an unpleasant encounter with a bad-tempered badger. (S1 Ep 38) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 8) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 9) 
12:05Police Interceptors: Drugs Bust Documentary series. Ortis Deley rides with Kevin Salter's team for a night of non-stop action, as they seize over 500,000 of illegal drugs. (S11 Ep 12) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!:... ...Violent Encounters. Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul, Steve and Ben move to evict a large group of squatters from an office block in central London and Iain and Stewart meet a debtor at his rural stud farm. (S2 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours Terese gets drunk on Gabe's naming day after Piper publicly snubs her. Paige and Jack agree to resume their relationship. David agrees to another date with Rafael. 
15:30Home and Away Kat and Ash's investigation finally reveals the shocking truth about Robbo. Jennifer has a heart-to-heart with Hunter and Mason. Coco starts her battle to preserve the environment. 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will is planning his first family-free Thanksgiving but the rest all have other ideas. (S4 Ep 9) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will and his brother ask their mother which of them should stay. Karen tries to sleep with the handyman. (S4 Ep 10) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will joins a poetry class, but is it his beautiful classmates who are providing inspiration? (S1 Ep 7) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a ghetto kid living in a rich suburb. Will is the star of the Halloween party. Quincy Jones and Bo Jackson guest star. (S1 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours Terese gets drunk on Gabe's naming day after Piper publicly snubs her. Paige and Jack agree to resume their relationship. David agrees to another date with Rafael. 
18:30Home and Away Kat stops Ash from going to the police, wanting to break the news gently to Robbo that he is the notorious killer Beckett Reid - but is she putting herself in danger? 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike and Ed's friendship is put to the test by Ed's controlling girlfriend. (S4 Ep 3) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US comedy. After a close call with a sinkhole, Boyd becomes too afraid to leave the house. (S4 Ep 4) 
20:00New: Extreme Hair Wars: The Final Hair-styling contest. Five finalists face the Chameleon Hair Challenge, but only three go through to the last round in which their hairstyles must defy gravity. (S1 Ep 6) 
21:00Brick Mansions Film Fast-paced action starring Paul Walker in his final film appearance. In a dystopian Detroit a cop and a con-turned-vigilante battle to stop a criminal detonating a nuclear bomb. (2014) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Brick Mansions Film Fast-paced action starring Paul Walker in his final film appearance. In a dystopian Detroit a cop and a con-turned-vigilante battle to stop a criminal detonating a nuclear bomb. (2014) 
22:55A Walk Among The Tombstones Film Neo-noir crime drama starring Liam Neeson and Dan Stevens. Private investigator Matthew Scudder is hired by a drug kingpin to find out who kidnapped his wife. (2014) 
23:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:00A Walk Among The Tombstones Film Neo-noir crime drama starring Liam Neeson and Dan Stevens. Private investigator Matthew Scudder is hired by a drug kingpin to find out who kidnapped his wife. (2014) 
01:10Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. Cookie and Lucious devise an elaborate plan to take down Diana Dubois and her family once and for all. (S4 Ep 9) 
02:10Extreme Hair Wars Hair-raising style contest. The teams are first challenged to creatively reinvent the ponytail, and secondly to create extravagant styles inspired by the theme of 'under the sea'. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:10Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. Five finalists face the Chameleon Hair Challenge, but only three go through to the last round in which their hairstyles must defy gravity. (S1 Ep 6) 
04:00Teleshopping Telehsopping. 
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