This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, October 27 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim acquiesces to Maggie's wish that the family should be buried together in a family plot, but secretly makes plans for his own burial. (S4 Ep 7) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Scene in a Mall: Drama series about a single mother and her daughter. Kirk decides on a new career involving canines and Paris gets hysterical about germs when Rory gets a cold. (S4 Ep 15) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who is causing vegetables to rain down all over Toyland, or Farmer Tom's farm fair will be ruined! (S1 Ep 52) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Train fun. Belle attempts to befriend Toby when she discovers that they have something in common. However, her bolshy behaviour overwhelms Toby. (S15 Ep 15) 
09:45Pingu Animated series. Pingu tries to trick Pinga into thinking there is an abominable snowman loose in the Antarctic. (S6 Ep 24) 
09:55Floogals Animation. The Floogals see an extraordinary sight in the sky, but by the time they reach the garden for a better view it has disappeared. (S1 Ep 11) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. The gang's bedtime routine goes out of the window, after Phillip stays in the yard overnight and is mistaken for a ghost. (S2 Ep 2) 
10:25Fireman Sam The Big Chill Animation. When the power goes out at the fire station, Sam has trouble lighting a fire. Meanwhile, Norman borrows his mother's best scarf for his snowman. (S8 Ep 3) 
10:40Little Princess I Want to Be Queen When Little Princess swaps places with her mother for the day, she discovers that being queen isn't necessarily a charmed life. (S2 Ep 23) 
10:55Simon Animation. While trying to help Grandpa pick tomatoes, Simon tears out an entire plant! Grandpa laughs, but Simon is detemined to prove that he is not clumsy. (S1 Ep 52) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend but makes him think that it was Dana who cooked it. (S4 Ep 15) 
11:35According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding dress, unaware that Jim and Andy accidentally destroyed it in a raucous sporting celebration. (S4 Ep 16) 
12:108 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The family therapist encourages Cate to pursue her dream of becoming a singer. Bridget infuriates Kerry by dyeing her hair blonde. (S2 Ep 16) 
12:408 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Kerry starts a job at the mall. Security guard CJ busts Bridget for sneaking into a movie without paying. (S2 Ep 17) 
13:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a high-flying stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 4) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father has to play house-husband when his wife goes back to work. Michael tries to tactfully tell Janet she has put on weight. (S2 Ep 5) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents encounter a possible case of mistaken identity, bitter disputes and a family forced to live under shocking conditions. (S4 Ep 19) 
15:00Neighbours Leo is desperate to repair the damage he has caused with Mishti. Tyler's suspicions drive him and Piper further apart. Yashvi is in trouble for going too far on school prank day. 
15:30Home and Away Olivia forges Irene's signature on some cheques. John and Marilyn worry about Raffy's erratic behaviour. Beth refuses to break up with Mason, but her health is deteriorating. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid from a Philadelphia ghetto who lives in the wealthiest community in California. Hilary organises a Monte Carlo night. (S2 Ep 12) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid from Philadelphia who now lives in Bel Air. The Banks' Christmas gifts are stolen while they are on a skiing trip. (S2 Ep 13) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. To Cheryl's horror, Jim grows a moustache after receiving some fashion advice from a gorgeous delivery girl. (S4 Ep 17) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Andy turns to Jim for some dancing tips in the build-up to Dana's wedding. (S4 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Leo is desperate to repair the damage he has caused with Mishti. Tyler's suspicions drive him and Piper further apart. Yashvi is in trouble for going too far on school prank day. 
18:30Home and Away Mason learns that Beth will die unless she gets a transplant soon. Scarlett struggles to represent Brody in court. Brody rejects Ziggy's suggestion that they stay friends. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid. When Hilary lands an important catering job on the basis of an exaggerated CV, Will and family have to come to her rescue. (S2 Ep 14) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will becomes the school's star basketball player. (S2 Ep 15) 
20:00World's Scariest...Animal Attacks Documentary detailing the most violent and horrific animal attacks captured on camera by ordinary people. Includes attacks by a shark, a giant anaconda, a lion and an elephant. 
21:00Resident Evil Film Sci-fi action thriller starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. A military team sent to investigate a virus leak in an underground lab must contend with flesh-eating zombies. (2002) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Resident Evil Film Sci-fi action thriller starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. A military team sent to investigate a virus leak in an underground lab must contend with flesh-eating zombies. (2002) 
23:05The Internship Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Two sacked salesmen apply for an internship at Google, despite not knowing the first thing about technology. (2013) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10The Internship Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Two sacked salesmen apply for an internship at Google, despite not knowing the first thing about technology. (2013) 
01:25Sixteen Candles Film Comedy starring Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall. With the occasion overshadowed by her sister's wedding, angst-ridden Samantha faces her 16th birthday with typical adolescent dread. (1984) 
02:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
02:30Sixteen Candles Film Comedy starring Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall. With the occasion overshadowed by her sister's wedding, angst-ridden Samantha faces her 16th birthday with typical adolescent dread. (1984) 
03:20Teen Wolf Drama series. There's a new werewolf hunter in town, and her first target is Derek. But what is in her bullets? A wounded Derek is forced to seek help from Scott and Stiles... (S1 Ep 4) 
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