This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, February 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure how to read Justin. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The team is divided into two factions when Abby excludes Nia and JoJo from the rest of the planned events in Australia. (S5 Ep 21) 
09:10Dance Moms The team finally makes its permanent move to Los Angeles, where Kendall's video is set to premiere. But the pressure pushes her to the limit. (S5 Ep 22) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Kerry starts a job at the mall. Security guard CJ busts Bridget for sneaking into a movie without paying. (S2 Ep 17) 
10:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget and Kerry find Cate with a mysterious stranger. (S2 Ep 18) 
11:05Last Man Standing Sitcom. Mike and Vanessa give Kristin and Ryan a very large cheque for their wedding, but they announce that they've planned a small ceremony in the park. (S4 Ep 11) 
11:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike complains about Chuck's dog barking in the early hours of the morning, Chuck blames it on his neighbour Helen Potts doing DIY. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. (S7 Ep 10) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. (S7 Ep 12) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about four aliens living on Earth in human form as the Solomon family. Harry goes to night school and Sally gets a new boyfriend. (S3 Ep 8) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways. (S3 Ep 9) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry incur the wrath of a man whose former girlfriend wants to recover the money he owes her, and a taxi company tries to hide its debts. (S5 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Leo pitches up outside Terese's place and vents his emotions in a drunken rant. Bea confronts Mel over the fire. Later, she learns that the garage is being sold. 
15:30Home and Away Brody tells Simone that he must let her go. Robbo and Jasmine start to plan their future together, unaware of what Tori has done. Justin finds himself burdened by family secrets. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool role-reversal comedy. Jay finds Claire's hidden diary, and is shocked to read that she is thinking of furthering her relationship with her boyfriend. (S3 Ep 5) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael gives the children a free rein on their kindergarten production of Romeo and Juliet. (S3 Ep 7) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. When the cul-de-sac plans a block party, Jessica has problems fitting in with the other moms. (S1 Ep 3) 
17:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. When Jessica's sister and her husband visit, the families compete over who is the most successful. (S1 Ep 4) 
18:00Neighbours Leo pitches up outside Terese's place and vents his emotions in a drunken rant. Bea confronts Mel over the fire. Later, she learns that the garage is being sold. 
18:30Home and Away Justin enlists Leah's help as he struggles to get through to Tori. Concerned about Bella's education, Chelsea defies Colby's wishes. Robbo makes a life-changing decision. 
19:00Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike realises Vanessa has given away his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go on a mission to track down some of the old-school bulbs. (S4 Ep 9) 
19:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike wants to open a fish-and-game eatery, and he invites Kristin to be his business partner. (S4 Ep 10) 
20:00The Shocking Truth About Food Documentary. A look at some of the shadier aspects of the food processing industry, and what really goes into our everyday diet? 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Fatima spends thousands every week on Gucci, but meeting single mum Nicky and her daughter Imogen moves the rich teen student to tears. (S3 Ep 4) 
22:00Hannibal Film Gory psychopath sequel starring Anthony Hopkins and Julianne Moore. In Florence, psychopathic killer Dr Hannibal Lecter attempts to elude a scheming policeman. (2001) 
23:00Access Entertainment round up. 
23:05Hannibal Film Gory psychopath sequel starring Anthony Hopkins and Julianne Moore. In Florence, psychopathic killer Dr Hannibal Lecter attempts to elude a scheming policeman. (2001) 
00:453rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens living on Earth in human form as a family. Dick's nightmare leads the rest of the family to fear for his brain. (S2 Ep 26) 
01:153rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens who assume human form. The Big Giant Head sends his niece to act as Dick's wife in an effort to distract him from Dr Albright. (S3 Ep 1) 
01:40My Wife and Kids Cool role-reversal comedy. Jay finds Claire's hidden diary, and is shocked to read that she is thinking of furthering her relationship with her boyfriend. (S3 Ep 5) 
02:10My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael gives the children a free rein on their kindergarten production of Romeo and Juliet. (S3 Ep 7) 
02:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. (S7 Ep 3) 
03:05Dirty Tricks: Magic Man Entertainment series. Ryan jumps at the chance to amaze his football idols with street magic, wowing the women and men of Arsenal. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:55Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.