This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, January 23 2018

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08:00Access 5' A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is not happy about Ryan being back in town for the holidays. (S1 Ep 10) 
08:25Gilmore Girls Introducing Lorelei Planetarium Final series of the US drama. Rory is shocked and upset when Lorelei reveals to her that she married Christopher in Paris. (S7 Ep 8) 
09:15Thomas and Friends A Blooming Mess Railway adventures. When Mavis does not say hello, Emily assumes she is sad and chuffs to the quarry to cheer her up with some new flowers. (S13 Ep 12) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Thomas and the Runaway Kite Railway adventures. The engines are preparing for the Sodor kite gala. (S13 Ep 13) 
09:45Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals are baffled by strange noises coming from Mr Hooman in the shower. (S1 Ep 10) 
09:55Fireman Sam Floating Cart Animation. Norman builds a new go-cart, but only realises that he forgot to include any brakes when he ends up in the sea! (S6 Ep 17) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to investigate why Deltoid is scared of Smartysaurus or they will never be friends again! (S1 Ep 9) 
10:25Little Princess What's Wrong With Gilbert? Animation based on the picture books. When Teddy Gilbert's leg falls off, the princess decides not to play with him any more in case he breaks again. (S1 Ep 18) 
10:40Simon Animated series. Simon and Gaspard want to play with Daddy in the yard but he keeps disappearing in the weirdest ways. What is he up to? (S1 Ep 12) 
10:50Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. It's a Swap Market day, so Mofy picks some strawberries to exchange for presents for her friends. (S1 Ep 4) 
10:55Access 5' A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a magazine advertisement as a one-off. (S1 Ep 12) 
11:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl lends Andy a thousand dollars for a down payment on a condo, without telling Jim. (S1 Ep 13) 
12:00Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace's mother comes to visit, creating havoc when she suggests that Will and Grace should marry. (S1 Ep 13) 
12:30Will & Grace Award winning US Sitcom. Grace surprises Will by inviting his older, estranged brother to Jack's birthday party. (S1 Ep 14) 
13:00Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 24) 
14:00Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Jenno joins a TPAC-takedown of a man suspected to be armed, and Steve rushes to help a pregnant lady caught up in a three-car smash. (S12 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours David discovers that Aaron and Rory met up in Paris. Piper is offered a place at university in Queensland, but also wants to stay at home to support Tyler. 
15:30Home and Away Justin finds Willow being menaced by two thugs who are demanding their money back. Ash fears being charged with assaulting Mick and decides to flee the country with Luc and Tori. 
16:00Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike attends Grandparents Day at Boyd's school. Vanessa feels self-conscious about her looks. (S1 Ep 3) 
16:30Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tries to find a new partner in crime for Halloween. (S1 Ep 4) 
17:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. In an effort to live independently from Will, Grace throws a party without him. (S2 Ep 1) 
17:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace decides to run against a high-handed Will in the tenants' association elections. (S2 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours David discovers that Aaron and Rory met up in Paris. Piper is offered a place at university in Queensland, but also wants to stay at home to support Tyler. 
18:30New: Home and Away Ryder makes an exhibition of himself at Coco and Raffy's Glow day. Diana overhears Ben and Maggie talking about her. Ryder falls downstairs while sleepwalking. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Ed replaces Mike as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant with his daughter. (S1 Ep 13) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa blames Mike for not being invited to their neighbour's parties. (S1 Ep 14) 
20:00The Time Machine Film Sci-fi fantasy adventure starring Guy Pearce and Samantha Mumba. A 19th-century scientist builds a time machine and is sent 800,000 years into the future. (2002) 
21:00Access 2' A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:05The Time Machine Film Sci-fi fantasy adventure starring Guy Pearce and Samantha Mumba. A 19th-century scientist builds a time machine and is sent 800,000 years into the future. (2002) 
22:00Scary Movie 2 Film Spoof horror sequel starring Shawn Wayans and Tim Curry. A group of students is lured into staying in a supposedly haunted house by a mad professor. (2001) 
23:00Access 2' A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:05Scary Movie 2 Film Spoof horror sequel starring Shawn Wayans and Tim Curry. A group of students is lured into staying in a supposedly haunted house by a mad professor. (2001) 
23:55Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World Three-part documentary series. 12-year-old Royston is an English Traveller who, when he is not working with his Dad laying patios, is in the gym training. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Liz's decision to testify against Sonia boomerangs in court. Franky asks Jianna's son to help prove her innocence. Kaz declares war on drugs. (S5 Ep 3) 
02:00In Therapy: Danielle Lloyd Documentary series filmed inside the consulting room of therapist Mandy Saligari. Former Miss GB Danielle Lloyd, now a single mum of three, opens up on the therapist's couch. (S2 Ep 2) 
02:55When Kids Kill: Beaten for... ...Being Different. Documentary series. Aaron Roach Bridgeman explores the heart-breaking story of a young couple who found themselves victims of a hate crime because of how they looked. (S2 Ep 1) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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