This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, September 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure how to read Justin. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:20Smallville Drama series following the youth of Clark Kent. Stunning his friends and family, Clark becomes a rebellious teenager who uses his powers for malevolence rather than good. (S2 Ep 4) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The drama continues following Abby's shock return and Ashlee's startling announcement. (S7 Ep 22) 
10:05Dance Moms ...In Town Pt. 1. Reality series. The pressure is on as the Irreplaceables and the ALDC go head-to-head at competition for the first time. 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith and Alan decide to send Jake to a therapist after realising he might be having a hard time dealing with their divorce. 
12:35Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy by Charlie. (S1 Ep 21) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance. (S4 Ep 10) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. (S4 Ep 12) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom. Mike and Vanessa give Kristin and Ryan a very large cheque for their wedding, but they announce that they've planned a small ceremony in the park. (S4 Ep 11) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike complains about Chuck's dog barking in the early hours of the morning, Chuck blames it on his neighbour Helen Potts doing DIY. (S4 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Relations between Roxy and Mark are strained. After Hendrix shows no remorse and refuses to help clean up the mess after the party, Pierce seeks advice about punishment. 
15:30Home and Away Mackenzie learns Dean's part in her break-up with Colby. Robbo realises that his former nemesis might still be alive. Maggie is at her wits' end over the best way to help Ben. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. A drinking contest results in Will becoming trapped in a mausoleum. (S4 Ep 12) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will's boast that he is good friends with Boyz II Men lands him in trouble. (S4 Ep 13) 
17:00Two and a Half Men US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. (S6 Ep 15) 
17:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. (S6 Ep 16) 
18:00Neighbours Relations between Roxy and Mark are strained. After Hendrix shows no remorse and refuses to help clean up the mess after the party, Pierce seeks advice about punishment. 
18:30Home and Away Maggie and Ziggy realise the depth of Ben's depression. Mackenzie clears the air with both Colby and Dean. Ryder is seriously worried about Raffy. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away... ...Special. Reality series. Stewart and Elmor are in a phone shop that has rung up a huge debt, and Del and Dael try to take away some valuable goods from an Indian takeaway. (S4 Ep 24) 
20:00Rich Kids, Skint Holiday Reality series sending well-to-do youngsters on budget-conscious jollies. How will 21-year-old Mel fare on a camping trip in Wales with Pam, Graham and their family? (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Airport 24/7: Thailand Reality series. A power cut causes stress for customer relations officer Zang. Engineer Sirot and mechanic Naphat reveal how to turn an aircraft around in 45 minutes. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00300: Rise Of An Empire Film Fantasy action sequel starring Sullivan Stapleton and Eva Green. The Greek general Themistokles leads the charge against an invading Persian army. (2014) 
23:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:15300: Rise Of An Empire Film Fantasy action sequel starring Sullivan Stapleton and Eva Green. The Greek general Themistokles leads the charge against an invading Persian army. (2014) 
00:05Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Rich kids live with struggling families. Seeing how far Jen and Antony could stretch the money he throws away, rich kid Alex surprises them with kindness. (S3 Ep 6) 
01:05Riverdale Teen drama. Toni is anxious about Cheryl's fate, and rightly so: the Blossoms have consigned their daughter to so-called conversion therapy. (S2 Ep 17) 
02:00Riverdale Teen drama. A fully-fledged production of 'Carrie: The Musical' is underway at Riverdale High. Cheryl bags the lead role, but it becomes a poisoned chalice. (S2 Ep 18) 
02:55Star Musical drama series. Cotton directs an emotional tirade at Carlotta. Andy is caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Star reclaims the limelight from Alex. (S2 Ep 16) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.