This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, January 31 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens. The alien posing as basketball superstar Dennis Rodman appears to take Evil Dick back to the Big Giant Head. (S2 Ep 2) 
08:203rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens who assume the guise of a human family. Dick decides to reveal his true form to Dr Albright. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:453rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens who assume the guise of a human family. Sally and Randall have relationship problems, and Harry goes to a dating agency. (S2 Ep 4) 
09:10Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace and Leo go to brunch with his parents, Jack is confronted by Zandra, and Will and Karen go for Botox together. (S5 Ep 7) 
09:40Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace impulsively accepts Leo's marriage proposal despite a million roadblocks, not least of them Will's objections. (S5 Ep 8) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa tries to educate Eve on why she should be more on board with having a female president. (S5 Ep 6) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss when she tells him she wants to oversee the opening of the next restaurant. (S5 Ep 7) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. (S7 Ep 12) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. (S7 Ep 14) 
12:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Craig has been battling to get his property back after three months of no rent. Terry was relieved to get his home back, before Sophia called the police. (S3 Ep 14) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Britain's High Court enforcement agents face heated confrontations, a wall of lies and a terrifying loss of temper. (S4 Ep 17) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Observational documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents find a young mum in crisis, are sworn at by an angry granny and unexpectedly discover a stash of guns. (S4 Ep 18) 
15:00Neighbours Worried for Yashvi's safety, Ned confronts Zenin and threatens him with an enormous bluff. Finn and Bea see Kyle with a life-sized first-aid training doll and get the wrong idea. 
15:30Home and Away Has Martha changed her mind about moving in? Justin and Robbo pledge to keep Tori's memory alive for Grace. Love is in the air for Alex and Willow. Ryder kisses Jade. 
16:00House Sleeping Dogs Lie US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. House has to work fast when a woman comes in with a life-threatening case of insomnia (18/24). 
17:00House House vs God. House treats a charismatic 15-year-old faith healer who collapsed while preaching, only to find the boy's faith causes problems for the medical team. 
18:00Neighbours Worried for Yashvi's safety, Ned confronts Zenin and threatens him with an enormous bluff. Finn and Bea see Kyle with a life-sized first-aid training doll and get the wrong idea. 
18:30Home and Away Bella walks in on Willow and Alex in bed. Mackenzie snubs Colby's attempts to reconnect with her. Ryder misreads Jade's signals. Roo persuades Alf to stop mollycoddling Martha. 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Catching up with the victims and villains of the rental market. Rachel intended to rent out her cottage for three months; four years later, her tenant is still there. (S3 Ep 13) 
20:00The Mummy Film Action adventure starring Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe. After finding a princess buried alive for millennia, two soldiers unwittingly encounter her terrifying wrath. (2017) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10The Mummy Film Action adventure starring Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe. After finding a princess buried alive for millennia, two soldiers unwittingly encounter her terrifying wrath. (2017) 
22:00Jason Statham's Parker Film Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) 
23:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:05Jason Statham's Parker Film Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) 
00:20Impact Wrestling Full-on professional wrestling action. (S1 Ep 146) 
02:20The Magicians Dark fantasy drama series. The Librarian gives Alice a tool to siphon off Julia's power. Eliot tries to wrest power from Tick and secure the sixth key. (S3 Ep 12) 
03:15The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Their mission nearly completed, the questers learn that the back door to magic is housed in the same place as a fearsome monster. (S3 Ep 13) 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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