This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, August 18 2018

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:10According to Jim American sitcom. Andy meets the woman of his dreams and convinces Jim to babysit her daughters during their date. But then the children disappear. (S7 Ep 14) 
08:35According to Jim Sitcom. Dana hypnotises Andy to find out why his relationships don't last longer than six weeks. She discovers he suffers from low self-esteem. (S7 Ep 15) 
08:55According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. A very pregnant Cheryl wants to have game night, but Dana knows she cheats. (S7 Ep 16) 
09:25My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology exam. (S5 Ep 13) 
09:55My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a family with a house-husband. Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for Sweetheart's Day. (S5 Ep 14) 
10:25My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael takes an ill-advised vow of silence on a meditation weekend with Jay. (S5 Ep 15) 
10:50My Wife and Kids First of two parts. Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an isolated island with a rapidly rising tide. (S5 Ep 16) 
11:20My Wife and Kids Second of two parts. Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an isolated island with a rapidly rising tide. (S5 Ep 17) 
11:55My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay asks Michael to get the garage remodelled so that it is more suitable for Jr, Vanessa and the baby. (S5 Ep 18) 
12:25My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael becomes obsessed with getting buff. Franklin fails a test for the first time in his life. (S5 Ep 19) 
12:50My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Franklin and Kady plant some seeds to symbolise their growing affection. (S5 Ep 20) 
13:25My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jr wins a competition with a cartoon about his family. With Michael acting as his agent, they meet with ABC executives. (S5 Ep 21) 
13:50My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael spends hours preparing his signature sandwich only to have it scrutinised by airport security guards. (S5 Ep 22) 
14:15Bride Wars Film Comedy starring Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. Two best friends become rivals when they inadvertently schedule their weddings for the same day. (2009) 
15:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:20Bride Wars Film Comedy starring Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. Two best friends become rivals when they inadvertently schedule their weddings for the same day. (2009) 
16:00Legally Blonde 2 Film Comedy sequel. Having successfully graduated from law school, Elle Woods heads for Washington to pursue her aim of seeing an anti-animal testing bill passed. 
17:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:05Legally Blonde 2 Film Comedy sequel. Having successfully graduated from law school, Elle Woods heads for Washington to pursue her aim of seeing an anti-animal testing bill passed. 
17:55Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
18:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:00Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
20:05Along Came Polly Film Romantic comedy. Starring Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and Debra Messing. A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate (2004). 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Along Came Polly Film Romantic comedy. Starring Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and Debra Messing. A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate (2004). 
22:00New: Wentworth Prison Drama series. Vera faces a dilemma after discovering a close friend's shocking secret. Rita is caught in a trap set by Marie and Drago. Ruby questions Allie's loyalty. (S6 Ep 9) 
23:00Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
01:15The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Julia and Fen team up to stop Irene, roping in the Fairy Queen as their proxy prisoner. Trapped in the Underworld, Penny is met by Hades. (S3 Ep 10) 
02:10Empire US musical drama series. Cookie and Lucious fight to keep Empire in the family, as they bid to crowdfund the amount needed to trump Eddie's plans. (S4 Ep 17) 
03:10Empire US musical drama series. As the ownership bid presentation nears, Lucious must make a difficult decision. But Cookie discovers a potential upper hand. (S4 Ep 18) 
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