This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, August 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Ed have doubts about Kyle's sporting ability. (S1 Ep 21) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. After being invited to join the school football team, Clark faces a bad-tempered coach with pyrokinetic powers. (S1 Ep 3) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's routines grow darker, with dances about Lizzie Borden and the Black Dahlia. Ashlee will do anything to give daughter Brynn an advantage. (S6 Ep 11) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie is nominated for a People's Choice Award and the mothers are furious when Abby invites an unexpected guest as her date to the event. (S6 Ep 12) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael begins acting very strangely when he learns that one of his close friends has died. (S1 Ep 11) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 1) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. (S6 Ep 21) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. (S6 Ep 22) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child but fears he has a dark side. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:30Two and a Half Men US sitcom. Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. (S2 Ep 7) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Vanessa quickly regret their decision not to spend Christmas with the girls. (S2 Ep 7) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Eve is suspended from school after insulting a boy. (S2 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Sheila's car is found abandoned in a remote area. The DPP dismiss Alfie's assault claim against Finn. Elly reminds Chloe that she needs to take their relationship slowly. 
15:30Home and Away Ben is taken into police custody after it emerges that the surfboards which he outsourced to another manufacturer were being used to conceal drugs. Rick attempts to blackmail Dean. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Geoffrey the butler meets a potential date and asks Will for advice on overcoming his shyness. (S2 Ep 16) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Hilary meets a handsome doctor while carrying out community service at the Southside Free Clinic. (S2 Ep 17) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22) 
18:00Neighbours Sheila's car is found abandoned in a remote area. The DPP dismiss Alfie's assault claim against Finn. Elly reminds Chloe that she needs to take their relationship slowly. 
18:30New: Home and Away Ben's life goes from bad to worse. Ziggy urges Dean to do whatever it takes to get Rick off his back and tells him that she loves him. Rick accuses Mackenzie of theft. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. The Banks family visit their old neighbourhood, which has been destroyed in a riot. (S3 Ep 2) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living in the wealthiest community in California. Ashley takes drastic measures to get noticed at school. (S3 Ep 3) 
20:00100 Toddler Tantrums Caught On... ...Camera. Clip show from the internet archives. Little ones are caught on camera throwing wobblies to hilarious effect. 
22:00New: Celebs on The Farm Fun reality series as a group of celebrities compete outside their comfort zone. The celebs' first challenge is simply to find their way around and take an animal selfie. (S2 Ep 1) 
23:05Inferno Film Thriller starring Tom Hanks and Felicity Jones. Robert Langdon enters into a race against time to halt the release of a virus developed by a crazed geneticist. (2016) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Inferno Film Thriller starring Tom Hanks and Felicity Jones. Robert Langdon enters into a race against time to halt the release of a virus developed by a crazed geneticist. (2016) 
01:30Burned Alive: The Murder of... ...Gagandip Singh. Documentary detailing the murder of Gagandip Singh. Gagandip went to visit medical Student Mundill Mahil in Brighton but he never returned home. (S2 Ep 3) 
02:30My Mother the Monster Documentary uncovering the heart-breaking true stories of children tortured by their mother figures. Christopher endured beatings and starvation for more than a decade. 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie coaches Alan in the art of breaking up. (S5 Ep 11) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.