This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, August 20 2018

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08:00According to Jim Jim and his band win the chance to play for child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the young star gives them attitude, Jim decides to set her straight. (S8 Ep 3) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. How will the mums react to Abby's newest superstar Sophia, and can they deal with Abby's wrath after going on strike? (S3 Ep 3) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Melissa is worried that rising star Sophia is pushing her daughter Maddie out of the team. Meanwhile, Paige is given a daunting solo. (S3 Ep 4) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa plays matchmaker for Eve and sets her up with one of her students - not realising Eve may already be going out with someone else. (S4 Ep 21) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Ryan reunites with his ill father on a hunting trip, but then his dad reveals he has been dishonest. (S4 Ep 22) 
11:05According to Jim Jim convinces Andy to propose to Emily, but questions the wisdom of his own advice after catching Emily having dinner with another man. (S8 Ep 4) 
11:35According to Jim Sitcom. Jim allows the twins to be cast in a movie behind Cheryl's back, but his plan backfires when the producers cut the kids' hair to make them look alike. (S8 Ep 5) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. The officers face a 40-mile dash to prevent a potential suicide. One of the Evos comes a cropper on the road. (S3 Ep 6) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmore face a terrible moral dilemma when they find a critically ill toddler at a home they are expected to repossess. (S3 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Dipi questions Mishti's decision to opt for an arranged marriage. Leo and Terese can't escape one another. Toadie forgets to put Sonya on the approved pick-up list for Hugo. 
15:30Home and Away Colby walks into Ebony's trap, despite a warning from Robbo. Christina and Hunter cross a line. Ty must decide whether or not to contact his mother. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael is determined that Jay's graduation celebrations go without a hitch. (S5 Ep 23) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael receives a big offer for Kyle Trucking, while Kady and Claire fight for their bathroom rights. (S5 Ep 24) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew come to stay. Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake. 
18:00Neighbours Dipi questions Mishti's decision to opt for an arranged marriage. Leo and Terese can't escape one another. Toadie forgets to put Sonya on the approved pick-up list for Hugo. 
18:30Home and Away Will Robbo arrive in time to stop Ebony from burning the house down, with Colby trapped inside? Justin tells Willow that he still loves her. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat When the family gets infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it; Eddie tries to back out of a bet. (S2 Ep 18) 
19:30Fresh Off the Boat Jessica and Honey discover a juicy secret about Deidre; Louis and Eddie find a way to handle negative emotions. (S2 Ep 19) 
20:00Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Film Adventure sequel starring Josh Hutcherson and Dwayne Johnson. Teenager Sean intercepts a radio signal and believes it is from his grandfather, missing on a mystical island. (2012) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Film Adventure sequel starring Josh Hutcherson and Dwayne Johnson. Teenager Sean intercepts a radio signal and believes it is from his grandfather, missing on a mystical island. (2012) 
22:00New: Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series that sees celebrities try out life on a farm. Arriving at Lunsford Farm, the celebrities are put through their paces in a bid to impress Farmer Chris. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:00Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Film Stylish, violent sequel starring Uma Thurman and David Carradine. The vengeful assassin is out to settle old scores with three more adversaries. (2004) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Film Stylish, violent sequel starring Uma Thurman and David Carradine. The vengeful assassin is out to settle old scores with three more adversaries. (2004) 
01:40Wentworth Prison Drama series. Allie finds herself falling under Marie's spell. Ruby aims to confront her but pays a terrible price. Vera is convinced that Jake is stalking her. (S6 Ep 8) 
02:45Wentworth Prison Drama series. Vera faces a dilemma after discovering a close friend's shocking secret. Rita is caught in a trap set by Marie and Drago. Ruby questions Allie's loyalty. (S6 Ep 9) 
03:35You're The Worst US sitcom about two self-destructive people in love. When the gang is trapped in Jimmy's apartment, Gretchen's lack of escape leads to a breakdown. (S2 Ep 7) 
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