This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, September 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike and Ed's friendship is put to the test by Ed's controlling girlfriend. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Clark becomes concerned when a mysterious poet leaves love notes for Lana at her parents' grave. (S2 Ep 5) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. As the Irreplaceables compete against the ALDC, a mature routine causes an uproar among Abby and the mothers. 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. With no sign of Abby, the Irreplaceables and the ALDC both find new choreographers, including famed dancer Cheryl Burke. (S7 Ep 25) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael and Jay throw Jr out of the house when they find him in bed with his girlfriend, and he ends up living in a tent. (S3 Ep 18) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury, but Michael is scared of the Mafia, and tries to influence Jay's decision. (S3 Ep 19) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk. (S1 Ep 22) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house. (S1 Ep 23) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond. (S4 Ep 14) 
13:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online. (S4 Ep 15) 
14:00Last Man Standing US comedy. When an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalised, Mike wants to hire his neighbour Chuck's security company to protect it. (S4 Ep 13) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Although Eve insists she is OK after her first high school break-up, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. (S4 Ep 14) 
15:00Neighbours As Mark continues his affair with Roxy, Aaron and Chloe are concerned that he is going off the rails. Gary asks Clive to forgive Sheila, unaware that he has found someone else. 
15:30Home and Away Maggie and Ziggy realise the depth of Ben's depression. Mackenzie clears the air with both Colby and Dean. Ryder is seriously worried about Raffy. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with his wealthy relatives. Will pays the price for not studying for an exam until the last minute. (S4 Ep 14) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. When Carlton becomes the new manager of the campus restaurant, Will refuses to work for him. (S4 Ep 15) 
17:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. (S6 Ep 17) 
17:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. (S6 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours As Mark continues his affair with Roxy, Aaron and Chloe are concerned that he is going off the rails. Gary asks Clive to forgive Sheila, unaware that he has found someone else. 
18:30Home and Away A pep talk from John and Alf pushes Ben over the edge. Ryder tries to help Raffy but she wants nothing to do with him. Irene hears that her court appearance has been scheduled. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The agents face ugly scenes at a beauty salon, a film producer has a drama on his hands, and a mother and son try to hide from a debt owed to a garage. (S5 Ep 13) 
20:00Nightmare Tenants: Get Out Of... ...My House. Documentary series. A tanning salon owner offers to rent his home to an employee, who upsets the neighbours with her parties and owes him 3,000 in back rent. (S3 Ep 4) 
21:00New: Rich Kids, Skint Holiday Reality series sending well-to-do youngsters on budget-conscious jollies. Mum Kate challenges First Class travelling teen Harry to plan a day's activities for GBP20. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00The Twilight Saga:... Film ...Breaking Dawn - Part 1. Fantasy starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The tension between the vampires and werewolves intensifies when Bella discovers that she is pregnant. (2011) 
23:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:05The Twilight Saga:... Film ...Breaking Dawn - Part 1. Fantasy starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The tension between the vampires and werewolves intensifies when Bella discovers that she is pregnant. (2011) 
00:20Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series following rich kids who move in with poorer families. Wannabe rapper Navid leaves his Versace-laden life behind him to live with a couple and their daughter. (S3 Ep 7) 
01:20Riverdale Teen drama. The return of the Black Hood has left Midge six feet under. Betty suspects Chic, and sure enough her digging suggests he has something to hide. (S2 Ep 19) 
02:15Riverdale Teen drama. Hiram uses the Dark Circle group to upset Fred's campaign, but is outdone by the Black Hood. Archie tries to protect the main suspect in Midge's death. (S2 Ep 20) 
03:05Star Musical drama series. Star lets rip with an incendiary diss track and Simone bows out of the fame game to prioritise her relationship with Angel. (S2 Ep 17) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.