This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, October 20 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim agrees to go for a couples seminar in the hope that Cheryl will let him go for a fishing trip with Andy. (S3 Ep 26) 
08:20Gilmore Girls The Nanny and the Professor Drama series. Lorelai and Sookie work on renovating their new inn. Meanwhile, Luke hires Lane to help out at the diner. (S4 Ep 10) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Who has taken all of Fuse's collection of Special Things? (S1 Ep 47) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Henry's Happy Coal Train fun. Henry is given a special task of taking a very important visitor around on a tour, but finds himself teased about the special coal he has to use. (S15 Ep 9) 
09:45Pingu The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is often misunderstood. Pingu and Pingg borrow a pair of Grandfather's braces to play with. (S6 Ep 19) 
09:55Floogals Animation. It's movie night - but first the Floogals must rid the kitchen of an avalanche of yummy fluffy things after they accidentally turned on the popcorn maker. (S1 Ep 20) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. After Scoop keeps bothering Bob for a lot of unimportant reasons, when a real crisis occurs he is ignored. (S1 Ep 47) 
10:25Fireman Sam Norman's Ark Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. When Pontypandy is flooded by a high tide, Norman goes out of his way to save Woolly and her lamb. (S7 Ep 23) 
10:40Little Princess Want to Be a Baby Little Princess wonders why her visiting baby cousin is garnering so much attention from the grown-ups, and considers reverting to babyhood herself. (S2 Ep 17) 
10:55Simon Animated series about a headstrong young rabbit. Simon tries to impress Lou and her friend Sophie by playing superhero in the park. (S1 Ep 47) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim is concerned that Kyle is going to grow up to be effeminate when he insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
11:40According to Jim US sitcom. Jim feels hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him. (S4 Ep 6) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget uses a video message to break up with Donny. (S2 Ep 3) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate's parents help console their daughter and grandchildren as they struggle with the loss of Paul. (S2 Ep 4) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. The entire family come to the aid of Junior when he is bullied at school - but not everyone's attempts to help prove successful. (S1 Ep 7) 
13:35My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay are finding it difficult to communicate. (S1 Ep 8) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away... ...Special. Del and Dael face murder threats after trying to collect on a rental van. Trying to evict a young mother, Iain and Stewart must deal with her violent boyfriend. (S4 Ep 23) 
15:00Neighbours When Shane's generator explodes, the community bands together to save Diwali - but will Terese let Courtney ruin their chances in the Liveability contest? Sonya returns home. 
15:30Home and Away Olivia discovers that even bad publicity can be good publicity. Brody faces a fresh accusation. Raffy has a heart-to-heart with Roo about her future. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Ashley falls victim to school bully Paula, and Will and Carlton both offer advice. (S2 Ep 2) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. The financial demands of the homecoming dance force Will into getting a job. (S2 Ep 3) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim acquiesces to Maggie's wish that the family should be buried together in a family plot, but secretly makes plans for his own burial. (S4 Ep 7) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. To prove his manly mettle, Jim hunts a turkey for Thanksgiving - with disastrous consequences. (S4 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours When Shane's generator explodes, the community bands together to save Diwali - but will Terese let Courtney ruin their chances in the Liveability contest? Sonya returns home. 
18:30Home and Away As further evidence against Brody emerges, Scarlett decides to do some detective work on her own, but gets herself into a dangerous predicament. Does VJ have feelings for Coco? 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton face testing times when they have to prove their aptitude at school. (S2 Ep 4) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid. Granny Banks arrives for a well-earned holiday, but her son disapproves when she starts enjoying herself too much. (S2 Ep 5) 
20:00Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
21:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:05Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
22:15Murder on the Internet True crime documentary series looking at the dangers of online dating. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:15The EastEnders Murderers:.. ...True Crime, Real Tragedy. Documentary examining the murders of Gemma McCluskie and Sian Blake, two former stars of EastEnders, who were both killed by someone close to them. 
00:15When Kids Kill: Copycat Killers True crime documentary series. A look at the cases of two teenage boys who spent hours watching violent content before going on to commit brutal real life murders. (S2 Ep 3) 
01:15Fritzl: What Happened Next An investigation into the aftermath of Josef Fritzl case, the man who kept his own daughter locked in a basement cell for 24 years and with whom he fathered seven children. 
02:20Going the Distance Film Romantic comedy starring Drew Barrymore and Justin Long. An intern meets a man on the rebound and, what started out as a fling, turns into a long-distance romance. (2010) 
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