This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, August 23 2018

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08:00According to Jim Comedy series. Jim tries out a yoga class after Cheryl raves about it, only to end up impressed by the teacher. (S8 Ep 8) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. A tragedy tears Abby away from her dance school. Plus, the team head to competitions in St Louis where they go up against infamous dance mom Kaya Wiley. (S3 Ep 9) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Jill's competitive side rears its ugly head. Plus, the moms take Abby speed-dating in the hope that a good man will make her nicer. (S3 Ep 10) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, but the car's original owner keeps showing up with unwanted advice. (S5 Ep 5) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa tries to educate Eve on why she should be more on board with having a female president. (S5 Ep 6) 
11:05Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. On a damp and dreary day, the celebs must dress up their scarecrows with whatever is to hand. Megan gets quite emotional when asked to nurse an orphaned lamb. (S1 Ep 3) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. As snow brings chaos to the roads of Essex, a knife-wielding man ruins New Year celebrations and the interceptors race to capture a gang of fugitives. (S3 Ep 9) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Max and Steve face debtors from every level of society, including a peer of the realm clinging to antiques and a woman who is owed thousands by a recruitment agency. (S5 Ep 15) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The High Court enforcement agents face a feisty dispute in a takeaway, rent evaders living in lethal conditions, and a businessman on the brink of financial ruin. (S3 Ep 11) 
15:00Neighbours Ned finds Cassius and his mother together and demands to know what is going on. Struggling to meet the costs of Xanthe's medical treatment, Gary dips into Jeremy's bag of cash. 
15:30Home and Away Ziggy catches Dean using a stolen credit card. Brody puts his foot down. Coco realises that Ryder is not ready for the next step. Tori thinks that she is pregnant with Ash's baby. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is feeling his age when he fails to beat Junior at basketball. Claire thinks a padded bra will help her attract boys. (S1 Ep 4) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment. But Janet and Michael are suspicious. (S1 Ep 5) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Jake and Judith are strongly influenced by Charlie's female surfer friend. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone after Alan and Judith argue during a play rehearsal. 
17:55Access Entertainment round up. 
18:00Neighbours Ned finds Cassius and his mother together and demands to know what is going on. Struggling to meet the costs of Xanthe's medical treatment, Gary dips into Jeremy's bag of cash. 
18:30Home and Away Marilyn and John clash over what is best for Ty. Haunted by Colby's brush with death, Jasmine considers reaching out to Robbo. Ben and Maggie are nervous about leaving hospital. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat Louis' brother comes to visit with big news to share; Eddie tries to find a way to watch Chris Rock's latest comedy special. (S2 Ep 24) 
19:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Kristin and Ed bump heads over who is in charge at the grand opening of the Outdoor Man Grill. Eve has an issue with Cammy. (S4 Ep 20) 
20:00Pixels Film Sci-fi comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. A world-weary gamer battles with the classic video game characters from his childhood. (2015) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Pixels Film Sci-fi comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. A world-weary gamer battles with the classic video game characters from his childhood. (2015) 
22:00New: Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. A mystery challenge results in Gleb Savchenko and Ashley McKenzie taking their shirts off. But who will be the first celeb sent out to pasture? (S1 Ep 4) 
23:00New: The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Summoned to Timeline 23, Julia prepares to fight The Beast, who has the seventh key. But when he emerges, the creature is not who she expected. (S3 Ep 11) 
00:00Tower Block Kids Two-part documentary. Eight children share their experiences of what it is like to be a young person growing up in a tower block community. (S1 Ep 2) 
01:00Star Musical drama series. Cotton directs an emotional tirade at Carlotta. Andy is caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Star reclaims the limelight from Alex. (S2 Ep 16) 
02:00Star Musical drama series. Star lets rip with an incendiary diss track and Simone bows out of the fame game to prioritise her relationship with Angel. (S2 Ep 17) 
03:00Star Musical drama series. Star's diss track against bandmate Alex gets her noticed. Angel is deported, casting serious doubt on his future with Simone. (S2 Ep 18) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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