This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, January 19 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl wants Jim to treat Andy's new girlfriend nicely as she is his first since Carrie, as well as being Ruby's piano teacher. (S1 Ep 9) 
08:20Gilmore Girls The French Twist Final series of the American drama. Christopher and Lorelai take a romantic break in Paris, while Rory comes to terms with the end of her reign as editor-in-chief. (S7 Ep 7) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Thomas and the Pigs Railway adventures. Farmer Trotter asks Thomas to collect some straw for the piglets, which are soon to be born. (S13 Ep 8) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Time for a Story Railway adventures. The Fat Controller announces that the library is holding a story time for the children and he needs an engine to deliver the storybooks. (S13 Ep 9) 
09:45Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. The trio try to understand how strange sounds can come from a black disc. (S1 Ep 8) 
09:55Fireman Sam The One that Got Away Animation. When Charlie takes Sarah, James and Norman fishing, they crash into a baby whale who has lost its mother. (S1 Ep 2) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective Animation. When a little clockwork duck turns up at the DinoLab, Noddy tries to find out where it comes from and return it to its family. (S1 Ep 7) 
10:25Little Princess I Don't Like Worms The Little Princess's fun and games in the mud come to an abrupt end when she encounters a worm. (S1 Ep 16) 
10:40Simon Animated series. It's Gaspard's birthday and Simon knows where Mummy has hidden his present. But can he keep it such a big secret all to himself? (S1 Ep 9) 
10:50Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. Mofy wants her friends to read the poem she wrote, but they all are tied up with their own tasks. (S1 Ep 2) 
10:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep.3) 
11:05The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will is entrusted with looking after the star guest on Hilary's chat show - William Shatner. (S6 Ep 22) 
11:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Comedy series. As the Banks children leave home, Will realises that he has made no plans for his own future. Then Phil makes an astounding announcement. (S6 Ep 23) 
12:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace brings home a dog and Will soon starts doting on it as if it were a newborn baby. (S1 Ep 9) 
12:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will and Grace discover that they can hear everything going on in their neighbour's apartment through a vent. (S1 Ep 10) 
13:00Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 19) 
14:00Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Tim and Tom team up with Merseyside police to raid a house, and taser-packing interceptors respond to an alleged assault with a meat cleaver. (S12 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours Gary is barred from Lassiter's and assaulted by Shane, after Levi Jansen cancels their meeting and leaves town. Mishti's work forces her to cancel her date with Leo. 
15:30Home and Away Hunter has doubts about the contract Olivia has signed with Axel. Tori and Justin plead with Ash not to leave. A beautiful stranger asks Justin where her money is. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will is entrusted with looking after the star guest on Hilary's chat show - William Shatner. (S6 Ep 22) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Comedy series. As the Banks children leave home, Will realises that he has made no plans for his own future. Then Phil makes an astounding announcement. (S6 Ep 23) 
17:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will is embarrassed when Jack signs up at his gym. Grace and Karen have a night of drinking and bonding. (S1 Ep 19) 
17:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace tries to secure a design job working for a New York socialite, who then expects her to fix him up with Will. (S1 Ep 20) 
18:00Neighbours Mark and Jack come to blows over a game of croquet. Shane rekindles his passion for inventing. Paul reveals his plans for the future, but Leo seems less than enthusiastic. 
18:30Home and Away Justin is beaten and held hostage by his visitor, Willow. Mick's medication goes missing. Brody reveals that he still has feelings for Ziggy. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike finds out that he has a lot in common with a new neighbour. (S1 Ep 9) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is not happy about Ryan being back in town for the holidays. (S1 Ep 10) 
20:00Diet Secrets & How To Lose Weight Infotainment series. A team of scientists, doctors and dieticians look at the impact of crash dieting and explore why detox diets are not necessarily the healthiest option. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00Jumper Film Fast-paced thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell. When a teenager discovers that he can teleport himself, a sinister group tries to track him down and kill him. (2008) 
22:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
22:05Jumper Film Fast-paced thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell. When a teenager discovers that he can teleport himself, a sinister group tries to track him down and kill him. (2008) 
22:50Drive Angry Film Violent action movie starring Nicolas Cage and Billy Burke. A seemingly indestructible gun-toting character sets out to avenge his daughter and rescue his grandchild. (2010) 
23:50Access Entertainment round-up. 
23:55Drive Angry Film Violent action movie starring Nicolas Cage and Billy Burke. A seemingly indestructible gun-toting character sets out to avenge his daughter and rescue his grandchild. (2010) 
00:55Now That's Funny Family-friendly comedy clip show. The team takes a look at some unlucky beginners, honours the power and glory of the Dad Bod, and finds out if fails are funnier in 3D. (S2 Ep 5) 
02:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly comedy clip show. Including some girls who just want to have fun, a series of failed celebrations, and how to survive an attack from a T-Rex! (S2 Ep 6) 
03:05Top 20 Funniest Clip show counting down the top 20 funniest videos in America, from the best viral video clips to home movies, CCTV and events footage. (S3 Ep 3) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep 3) 
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