This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, September 26 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00H2O HD Steam Mop Shop. The H2O HD is the powerful, multi-functional steam system that cleans and helps sanitise your entire home with just one machine using no chemicals, just water! 
07:30High Street TV Teleshopping Shop the latest products! 
08:00My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
08:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18) 
08:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
09:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22) 
09:40Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24) 
10:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1) 
10:35Oliver! Film Classic family musical starring Ron Moody and Oliver Reed. A story based on Charles Dickens's tale of the fluctuating fortunes of a Victorian orphan in London. (1968) 
11:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:40Oliver! Film Classic family musical starring Ron Moody and Oliver Reed. A story based on Charles Dickens's tale of the fluctuating fortunes of a Victorian orphan in London. (1968) 
13:40Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Film Classic musical fantasy starring Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes. An eccentric inventor rescues a derelict racing car and takes his children on an outing. (1968) 
14:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:55Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Film Classic musical fantasy starring Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes. An eccentric inventor rescues a derelict racing car and takes his children on an outing. (1968) 
16:35Dreamgirls Film Rags-to-riches musical starring Jamie Foxx and Beyonce Knowles. A trio of soul singers are catapulted to fame when they become the backing vocalists for an established star. (2006) 
17:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:40Dreamgirls Film Rags-to-riches musical starring Jamie Foxx and Beyonce Knowles. A trio of soul singers are catapulted to fame when they become the backing vocalists for an established star. (2006) 
19:10Jumper Film Fast-paced thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell. When a teenager discovers that he can teleport himself, a sinister group tries to track him down and kill him. (2008) 
20:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:15Jumper Film Fast-paced thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell. When a teenager discovers that he can teleport himself, a sinister group tries to track him down and kill him. (2008) 
21:00The Expendables Film Ensemble action starring Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. A group of elite mercenaries are hired to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator. (2010) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05The Expendables Film Ensemble action starring Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. A group of elite mercenaries are hired to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator. (2010) 
23:05Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
01:10Wentworth Prison This is 5STAR 
02:20Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun Documentary series about Brits leaving grey skies behind for a cheap as chips life on the Costa del Sol. At the caravan site, the bowls team hope to end a run of bad form. (S5 Ep 5) 
03:20Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.