This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, September 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Alarm bells ring when the clan learn that Eve and her new boyfriend will be attending the same overnight camping trip. (S3 Ep 17) 
08:20Smallville Drama series about the teenage Clark Kent. After Clark rescues Lana from a tornado, he discovers the storm has powered up his spaceship and deposited it in a cornfield. (S2 Ep 1) 
09:10Dance Moms spreads about Abby's court sentencing; Abby's denial creates havoc for the team; Abby creates a group dance centered around Ashlee and Brynn's family court battle. (S7 Ep 15) New. 
10:05Dance Moms The mothers butt heads with Abby over a vegan-inspired routine; Kendall, Brynn and Kalani compete; the team says goodbye to Abby when she leaves for Europe. (S7 Ep 4) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael decides to help Junior polish his chat up technique. (S3 Ep 10) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay takes up painting, but Michael is less than flattered by her portrait of him. (S3 Ep 11) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget. 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5) 
14:00Last Man Standing US comedy. A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike gives Mandy tips about her online clothing company by suggesting she set aside money for taxes, but she has a different plan. (S4 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours This is 5STAR 
15:30Home and Away Raffy is distraught when she hears the bad news about her CBD trial. Robbo gets a fresh message and heads off for a rendezvous with a tracking device concealed in his shoe. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. Will and Carlton's failure to pay their rent causes friction between Carlton and his dad. (S4 Ep 6) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. On Halloween, Hilary arranges a seance with a spiritualist to contact her dead ex-fiance. (S4 Ep 7) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways. (S6 Ep 6) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. (S6 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours This is 5STAR 
18:30Home and Away After a stressed-out Raffy flunks an exam, Justin takes a dangerous decision. Robbo learns who is after him and what they want, but he is not in a position to give it to them. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Britain's High Court enforcement agents face heated confrontations, a wall of lies and a terrifying loss of temper. (S4 Ep 17) 
20:00New: Inside Coca Cola An entertaining romp through the history of Coca-Cola. An account of how a brown medicine invented in 1886, containing cocaine, became the best-selling soft drink of all time. 
21:00Jason Statham's Parker Film Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Jason Statham's Parker Film Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) 
23:25New: Impact Wrestling Full-on professional wrestling action. 
01:30Riverdale Teen drama. The Lodges' criminal undertow threatens to seize Archie. Caught in his own soul-sacrificing spiral, Jughead gets it in the ear from F.P. (S2 Ep 12) 
02:25Riverdale Teen drama. Betty discovers her mum and Chic disposing of a mysterious corpse. Archie's loyalty is tested when Agent Adams asks him to bug Hiram. (S2 Ep 13) 
03:15Riverdale Teen drama. Archie and Veronica steal away to a lake house with Betty and Jughead. Cheryl stirs things up by letting Jughead know about Archie and Betty's kiss. (S2 Ep 14) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.