This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, October 16 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim accuses Gracie of lying when she claims her new Gameboy was a gift from a friend. (S3 Ep 20) 
08:20Gilmore Girls An Affair to Remember Drama series about a single mother and her daughter. When Emily plans an elaborate launch party for Richard's new company. (S4 Ep 6) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must work fast to discover why all the balloons for a special festival in Toyland have disappeared. (S1 Ep 43) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Edward the Hero Train fun. Edward is given a special job to do, so he decides that he needs to become a hero. He soon discovers that heroes come in all shapes and sizes. (S15 Ep 5) 
09:45Pingu The adventures of a clumsy penguin who is often misunderstood. Pingu has fun playing with bandages and tries to bandage everybody! (S7 Ep 15) 
09:55Floogals Animated series about three pocket-sized aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals are mystified by a simple adhesive plaster - what is it used for? (S1 Ep 16) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team have been asked to create a motocross course, but when the Machines decide to try out the track, the race doesn't end well. (S1 Ep 43) 
10:25Fireman Sam Dilys's Big Surprise Animation. Norman suddenly realises that he has forgotten Dilys's birthday! James suggests organising a surprise party, which Norman thinks is a great idea. (S7 Ep 19) 
10:40Little Princess I Want My Crayons Little Princess is very proud of her new set of crayons, but when they start vanishing from the box, the princess starts accusing members of the household. (S2 Ep 13) 
10:55Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are going to bed when all the lights go out! While their parents are changing the fuses, the boys look for Gaspard's blankie. (S1 Ep 43) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim agrees to go for a couples seminar in the hope that Cheryl will let him go for a fishing trip with Andy. (S3 Ep 26) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim bonds with Dana's new boyfriend who happens to have dumped Cheryl years before. (S3 Ep 27) 
12:058 Simple Rules Torn Between Two Lovers CJ is in the (un)enviable position of having to choose between two dates on Valentine's Day. Which date will the lucky lothario pick? (S3 Ep 19) 
12:358 Simple Rules CJ's Real Dad CJ is delighted when he meets his biological father for the first time. But Jim can't help but question the motives for his sudden reappearance. (S3 Ep 20) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. This episode features an eviction in a brothel, a lockdown in a takeaway and a tricky tenant who has cost a landlord a fortune. (S3 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours As Sonya lies unconscious, Toadie thinks that she has stood him up - will he find her in time? Gary exacts his revenge. Amy makes friends with Courtney, but has a hidden agenda. 
15:30Home and Away The mystery of the boat deepens when it is revealed that it was owned by Robbo's former girlfriend who was found dead, and some of the blood on board is Robbo's. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid from a Philadelphia ghetto who lives in the wealthiest community in California. Will runs into more woman trouble. (S1 Ep 19) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Visitors from England give Will the opportunity to prove to his uncle that he is a true gentleman. (S1 Ep 20) 
17:00According to Jim Family sitcom. The family sneaks off to use a vacationing neighbour's pool during a heat wave, much to Cheryl's dismay - until she starts enjoying it herself. (S3 Ep 28) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim backs out of having a vasectomy but is unable to admit he could not go through with it to Cheryl. (S3 Ep 29) 
18:00Neighbours As Sonya lies unconscious, Toadie thinks that she has stood him up - will he find her in time? Gary exacts his revenge. Amy makes friends with Courtney, but has a hidden agenda. 
18:30Home and Away Mason and Beth's date is interrupted by a nasty health scare. Tori won't accept Ash's apologies. Kat and the squad enter Dylan Carter's house and make a macabre discovery. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Vivian invites one of her students, the beautiful and brilliant Kayla, to dinner. (S1 Ep 21) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. When Will gets embroiled in a pool hustle, he has to turn to Uncle Phil for help. (S1 Ep 22) 
20:00World's Scariest...Flights Documentary detailing the scariest flights in the world. Includes a no-landing-gear touchdown at Warsaw airport and an airliner exploding in a fireball at Okinawa, Japan. (S2 Ep 1) 
21:00World's Scariest...Holidays Featuring testimony from the travellers and incredible video footage, viewers get ring-side seats for those dreaded moments when holidays become nightmares. (S3 Ep 3) 
22:00World's Scariest...Plane Landings Documentary focusing on the moments every passenger hopes will never happen. With expert analysis, and testimony, the series gets to the heart of mesmerising stories. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:00The One Film Sci-fi drama starring Jet Li and Delroy Lindo. An agent fights alternate-universe versions of himself in the belief that he will become omnipotent. (2001) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05The One Film Sci-fi drama starring Jet Li and Delroy Lindo. An agent fights alternate-universe versions of himself in the belief that he will become omnipotent. (2001) 
00:50Star US musical drama. Derek organises a rally after Danielle's death. Someone needs to step in for Star when she doesn't show up for rehearsal. (S1 Ep 7) 
01:45Fly Me To The Moon Film Family space adventure starring Tim Curry and Christopher Lloyd. Three young flies stow away on the first manned moon landing. But Soviet insects try to sabotage the mission. (2008) 
02:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
02:50Fly Me To The Moon Film Family space adventure starring Tim Curry and Christopher Lloyd. Three young flies stow away on the first manned moon landing. But Soviet insects try to sabotage the mission. (2008) 
03:258 Simple Rules Princetown Girl When Bridget is forbidden from auditioning for a tennis scholarship due to her bad grades, school nurse Cate sees a way to help her daughter out. (S3 Ep 11) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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