This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, December 12 2017

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim attempts to work out why Ruby and Gracie cannot stop fighting. A look at their diaries sheds some light on the issue. (S7 Ep 7) 
08:30Gilmore Girls The UnGraduate Drama series. Sookie begs Lorelai and Luke to set a date for their wedding. Lorelai tells Luke she doesn't want to set a date without talking to Rory. (S6 Ep 3) 
09:15Pingu The animated adventures of the clumsy young penguin who feels he's misunderstood. Pingu's classmate has brought a wind-up plane to school. (S6 Ep 26) 
09:25Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Unable to sleep because of Pinga's snoring, Pingu tries to stop the noise, before Pinga gets up to sleepwalk. (S5 Ep 2) 
09:35Thomas and Friends CGI animation. When Toby tries to attract attention after running out of coal at the scrapyard, the other engines think that he is being scrapped. (S19 Ep 2) 
09:50Floogals Animated children's series about three pocket-size aliens investigating planet Earth. The boy hooman returns from school with what looks like slow-moving rock. (S1 Ep 23) 
10:00Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Boyce puts the crew through a rigorous fitness routine. Several of them are injured, which causes a problem when a fire breaks out. (S10 Ep 12) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. When the colours start to fade in the Fable Forest rainbow, Revs becomes a helicopter so that Noddy can find out why. (S1 Ep 33) 
10:30Little Princess I Want Your Tiara Animated series. Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid. (S3 Ep 23) 
10:45Simon Animation. Simon and his friends are excited at the prospect of performing in their school play - until they realise that all their parents are in the audience. (S1 Ep 35) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. Mofy finds a lost duckling and decides to help it find its way home. Mofy travels to the pond, where lots of duck families live. (S1 Ep 24) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. The elite dancers are spread thin when Abby books a demanding commercial shoot for the team. (S6 Ep 32) 
12:058 Simple Rules YMCA The Hennessy clan takes over their local YMCA when Cate decides that the family that works out together, stays together. (S1 Ep 10) 
12:358 Simple Rules Get Real The Hennessys are surprised by Cate's easy-going nephew CJ, who pays his respects to the recently passed away Paul and keeps the rest of the family company. (S2 Ep 11) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire throws a party while Michael and Jay are out, but things spiral out of control when someone spikes the punch. (S4 Ep 10) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom. Michael jumps to the wrong conclusion when he finds a package of condoms in Claire's backpack. (S4 Ep 12) 
14:00Fairy Tale: a True Story Film Period drama starring Florence Hoath and Elizabeth Earl. True story of two girls in Edwardian England who claim to have photographed fairies playing in their garden. (1997) 
15:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:05Fairy Tale: a True Story Film Period drama starring Florence Hoath and Elizabeth Earl. True story of two girls in Edwardian England who claim to have photographed fairies playing in their garden. (1997) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with his wealthy relatives. Will becomes Ashley's manager to foster her burgeoning singing career. (S5 Ep 2) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series. Will takes his cousin Nicky to see his hero Dougie the Whale. But after Will and Dougie brawl, he is tempted to tell Nicky his hero is not real. (S5 Ep 3) 
17:00New: According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. A very pregnant Cheryl wants to have game night, but Dana knows she cheats. (S7 Ep 16) 
17:30New: According to Jim Dana tells Jim that Cheryl must stay in bed until her labour starts, but Jim soon finds out the real orders after a chance encounter with Cheryl's doctor. (S7 Ep 17) 
18:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael wants Junior to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, but Junior has other ideas. (S4 Ep 3) 
18:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay wants to study psychology at college, but Michael is against the idea. (S4 Ep 4) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series. Will finally gets a date with Valerie, the girl of his dreams. But on a double date, Will is upset to discover she may just prefer Carlton to him. (S5 Ep 4) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will witnesses Duke's murder and the whole family is placed in Witness Protection. (S5 Ep 5) 
20:00The Funny Thing About Christmas Talking heads show. Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions, with a host of familiar faces offering up some Christmas confessions. 
21:00Mr and Mrs Smith Film Action comedy starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A suburban couple's marriage is turned upside down when they discover they are both trained assassins. (2005) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Mr and Mrs Smith Film Action comedy starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A suburban couple's marriage is turned upside down when they discover they are both trained assassins. (2005) 
23:25Runner Runner Film Slick crime thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck. A finance whiz goes into league with a gambling mogul, but finds his new boss isn't all he seems. (2013) 
00:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:30Runner Runner Film Slick crime thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck. A finance whiz goes into league with a gambling mogul, but finds his new boss isn't all he seems. (2013) 
01:10When Kids Kill: Gang Wars True crime documentary series. 17-year-old Marcel Addai was cruelly chased down and murdered by members of a rival gang after an ongoing rap video feud. (S2 Ep 4) 
02:10Wentworth Prison Graphic Australian drama series. Bea realises that Allie has fallen back into addiction. Franky meets with Jianna's son in an attempt to thwart Ferguson. (S4 Ep 10) 
03:10Aftermath Fantasy drama. Strangers with their own agendas cause problems for the embattled Copeland family in the shadow of a rumbling volcano. (S1 Ep 7) 
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