This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, August 13 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. When Cheryl leaves town to take care of her sick mother, Jim takes over the childcare and receives sympathy from local mothers. (S7 Ep 5) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Cathy learns that Jill and Kendall have gone back to Abby's dance company and vows to get her revenge at the next competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Disaster strikes when the Candy Apples crash the annual recital. Abby finds a way to throw all her dancers from their comfort zones. (S2 Ep 24) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom. Mike and Vanessa give Kristin and Ryan a very large cheque for their wedding, but they announce that they've planned a small ceremony in the park. (S4 Ep 11) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike complains about Chuck's dog barking in the early hours of the morning, Chuck blames it on his neighbour Helen Potts doing DIY. (S4 Ep 12) 
11:058 Simple Rules CJ's Real Dad CJ is delighted when he meets his biological father for the first time. But Jim can't help but question the motives for his sudden reappearance. (S3 Ep 20) 
11:358 Simple Rules The After Party Cate vetoes Bridget's efforts to plan an after-prom party in a hotel room, and instead organises a school-sanctioned shindig at home - to Bridget's horror. (S3 Ep 21) 
12:00Police Interceptors Action-packed documentary series. The team rushes to stop destruction on the streets of Basildon and the chopper unit tracks down a pair of car thieves. (S3 Ep 1) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A family of debtors get physical, police backup is requested for a stand-off in a hotel, and garage staff accuse one of the agents of stealing. (S5 Ep 2) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents face violent debtors and multiple evictions on the same estate. (S3 Ep 2) 
15:00Neighbours Chloe goes on a drunken spree and gets arrested. Terese decides to end Leo's mentorship. Mishti accepts Paul's offer to buy her share of the business. 
15:30Home and Away Maggie and Diana reconcile. Justin is determined to help Willow, who finally admits that she started gambling when they broke up. Hunter bonds with Christina. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology exam. (S5 Ep 13) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a family with a house-husband. Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for Sweetheart's Day. (S5 Ep 14) 
17:008 Simple Rules The Teachers' Lounge: After gaining a teaching job, CJ is overjoyed when he finally gains access to the teachers' lounge. But a territorial teacher ruins his enjoyment. (S3 Ep 22) 
17:308 Simple Rules The Sleepover The Hennessy clan jump to very wrong conclusions when they catch their mother Cate and Principal Gibb asleep in front of the family's television. (S3 Ep 23) 
18:00Neighbours Chloe goes on a drunken spree and gets arrested. Terese decides to end Leo's mentorship. Mishti accepts Paul's offer to buy her share of the business. 
18:30Home and Away Tori persuades Willow to open up and seek professional help. Dean carries out his first task for Brett and is almost caught in the act by Alf. Maggie's new transplant commences. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. The Huang family compete over who gets to host their first attempt at a proper American Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep 8) 
19:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. While Jessica shatters her only friendship, Eddie finds himself working for his rap idol DMX. (S2 Ep 9) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmore face a terrible moral dilemma when they find a critically ill toddler at a home they are expected to repossess. (S3 Ep 8) 
21:00Bad Boys Film Action thriller starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Tea Leoni. Two wisecracking cops are forced to swap identities in order to track down $100 million of heroin stolen from the police. (1995) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Bad Boys Film Action thriller starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Tea Leoni. Two wisecracking cops are forced to swap identities in order to track down $100 million of heroin stolen from the police. (1995) 
23:30Runner Runner Film Slick crime thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck. A finance whiz goes into league with a gambling mogul, but finds his new boss isn't all he seems. (2013) 
00:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:35Runner Runner Film Slick crime thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck. A finance whiz goes into league with a gambling mogul, but finds his new boss isn't all he seems. (2013) 
01:15Wentworth Prison Drama series. Sonia capitalises on her PR success by pressing for her release, but forces are gathering against her. Rita goes head-to-head with Drago. (S6 Ep 6) 
02:10Wentworth Prison Drama series. Sonia must discredit Kaz if she is to survive her last days in Wentworth. (S6 Ep 7) 
03:00Secret Admirer First of a two-part documentary. Secret admirers confess their true feelings to the objects of their affection. Includes a chef and his boss, and a tenant and his landlady. (Ep 1) 
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