This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, April 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace American sitcom. Will and Jack have an embarrassingly public row, which turns out to be educational. (S3 Ep 4) 
08:25Dance Moms ...In Town Pt. 1. Reality series. The pressure is on as the Irreplaceables and the ALDC go head-to-head at competition for the first time. 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. As the Irreplaceables compete against the ALDC, a mature routine causes an uproar among Abby and the mothers. 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. With no sign of Abby, the Irreplaceables and the ALDC both find new choreographers, including famed dancer Cheryl Burke. (S7 Ep 25) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a family with a house-husband. Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for Sweetheart's Day. (S5 Ep 14) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael takes an ill-advised vow of silence on a meditation weekend with Jay. (S5 Ep 15) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher, however Charlie and Jake soon find themselves competing for those affections. (S3 Ep 8) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Sally hires a replacement for Tommy when he leaves for college. (S6 Ep 7) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Dick is shocked to learn that he is not an American. (S6 Ep 8) 
14:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will and Grace argue over money while Jack fights a caffeine addiction. (S3 Ep 11) 
14:30Will & Grace US sitcom. Will and Grace discover that the easiest way to get acquainted with Sandra Bernhard is to pose as potential buyers for her apartment. (S3 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Mark launches an investigation into the identity of the hit-and-run driver - was Finn's ex-wife Miranda responsible? Bea and Karl find themselves questioning their judgment. 
15:30Home and Away Dean breaks into the postbox to retrieve the letter to McCarthy. Struggling with her assignments and unable to take the stress any longer, Raffy decides to quit school. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jr wins a competition with a cartoon about his family. With Michael acting as his agent, they meet with ABC executives. (S5 Ep 21) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael spends hours preparing his signature sandwich only to have it scrutinised by airport security guards. (S5 Ep 22) 
17:00Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. An Asian American family settle into life in 90s Florida. Grandma makes the most of her new electric wheelchair, much to Louis's dismay. (S3 Ep 19) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. An Asian American family settle into life in 90s Florida. Louis and Jessica arrange a golf contest between Evan and Eddie to see whose parenting yields results. (S3 Ep 20) 
18:00Neighbours Mark launches an investigation into the identity of the hit-and-run driver - was Finn's ex-wife Miranda responsible? Bea and Karl find themselves questioning their judgment. 
18:30Home and Away Ziggy plans to start a family, but Brody has decided to end his marriage. Maggie and Simone try to persuade Raffy not to give up. Alf wonders why Martha wants to contact Roo. 
19:00Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women. (S3 Ep 5) 
19:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. (S3 Ep 7) 
20:00Greatest Ever Movie Blunders Ellis James takes another look at the greatest gaffs in cinema. (S2 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Homeless Observational series following privileged young Brits living on the streets of London. Kieren thinks a plan to beg and invest the money in umbrellas will get him off the streets. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Elysium Film Sci-fi adventure starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. A man seeks to restore parity between the wealthy inhabitants of a space station and the rest of the world. (2013) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10Elysium Film Sci-fi adventure starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. A man seeks to restore parity between the wealthy inhabitants of a space station and the rest of the world. (2013) 
00:15Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike struggles to turn down Mandy's request to try out for a modelling show. (S1 Ep 6) 
00:40Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Following a break-in, Mike installs a security system. (S1 Ep 7) 
01:10Dirty Tricks: Magic Man Entertainment series. Ryan jumps at the chance to amaze his football idols with street magic, wowing the women and men of Arsenal. (S1 Ep 5) 
02:15Empire US musical drama series. Cookie has to act when a girl group from the past re-unites and threatens to expose secrets about Empire and Lucious. (S4 Ep 11) 
03:05Star Musical drama series. News that she must remain in juvie pushes Simone towards Ayanna. While trying to woo singer GG, Alex is caught in a raunchy poolside photo with Noah. (S2 Ep 6) 
03:50Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.