This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, February 17 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will tries to reintroduce Leo to the joys of New York, and Jack and Karen get ready for the annual gay spelling bee. (S6 Ep 5) 
08:20House Que Sera Sera. The team encounters logistical problems when they try to run tests on a 600-pound man, due to his extremely large size. Meanwhile, House spends the night in jail. 
09:05House Son of Coma Guy. House decides to awaken a comatose patient so he can question him about his family history, as the man's son may have a genetic condition. 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Harrow Enforcement are shocked to discover an industrial-scale weed farm in a house. (S1 Ep 3) 
11:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Housing agents Andrew and Jo find themselves taking pity on tenants in dire straits. (S5 Ep 4) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Max and Steve face debtors from every level of society, including a peer of the realm clinging to antiques and a woman who is owed thousands by a recruitment agency. (S5 Ep 15) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. An evasive man is given a choice between paying his debt or relinquishing his luxury car, and there's a writ for the organiser of a music festival. (S5 Ep 23) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Steve visit an east London restaurant whose owner owes 7,000 to his gas supplier, and a dissatisfied customer is owed 4,000 from a second-hand car dealer. (S5 Ep 33) 
15:00Neighbours Ned plays a very dangerous game when he overhears Yashvi making a suspicious phone call. Jane starts an investigation into her online catfish with Dipi. An old friend returns. 
15:30Home and Away Dean is hurt and angry when Willow and Ziggy both put off telling him their news. Bella continues to feign sickness in order to manipulate Colby. 
16:00House US medical drama. The team treats an ex-marine who believes he has Gulf War syndrome. House, meanwhile, claims to have dreamt about the patient before meeting him (16/24). 
17:00House US medical drama. Cuddy becomes personally involved in the case of a pregnant woman whose unborn baby may be causing her organs to fail (17/24). 
18:00Neighbours Ned plays a very dangerous game when he overhears Yashvi making a suspicious phone call. Jane starts an investigation into her online catfish with Dipi. An old friend returns. 
18:30Home and Away Willow tackles Dean about his reaction to her news, but Ziggy puts off telling him of her job offer until the day of her departure. Maggie and Roo start Bella's home-schooling. 
19:00Ready Meals: Are They A Con? Paul Connolly and Jean Johansson investigate potential swindles. How hospital shops penalise patients by charging over the odds for sandwiches. 
20:00Filthy House SOS A three bed house is suffering from floor to ceiling clutter in every room. With a desperate homeowner too ashamed to have guests, cleaners need to save this property from becoming uninhabitable. 
21:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door More cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye. A quiet corner of East Sussex becomes a battle ground over a border dispute, and a party house disrupts the peace in Southampton. (S6 Ep 1) 
22:00Scary Movie 3 Film Horror/ Comedy film starring Anna Faris and Charlie Sheen. After Cindy watches a video that causes the viewer to die in a week, she discovers the tape is one of many weird happenings. (2002) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10Scary Movie 3 Film Horror/ Comedy film starring Anna Faris and Charlie Sheen. After Cindy watches a video that causes the viewer to die in a week, she discovers the tape is one of many weird happenings. (2002) 
23:40Stalked: Murder In Slow Motion ...Motion. Documentary series exploring the stories of young women killed by their stalker ex-partners. Molly McLaren's friends reveal how her Mr Right turned into her killer. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:40Sinkholes: What Lies Beneath Documentary series looking at one of the most destructive forces known to man. (S2 Ep 3) 
01:40Riverdale Dark teen drama. Reeling from Cliff Blossom's suicide, the town looks elsewhere for justice. Jughead is offered companionship by the Serpents. (S1 Ep 13) 
02:35Riverdale Teen drama. As Archie's dad is shot, the gang step into action to solve the crime. Jughead even turning to his gang leader father FP for help. (S2 Ep 1) 
03:25Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will forms a singles club with his boss and Karen and Jack sneaks a video camera into Grace's bedroom. (S5 Ep 19) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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