This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, February 20 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Suspicions are aroused when Mike fails to support his neighbour's school election bid. Eve receives conflicting advice from her sisters. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The second open call audition has the dancers and their moms in a frenzy. Holly worries about Nia's featured role in the group dance. (S4 Ep 5) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Train fun. On the island of Sodor, the fog is beginning to swirl into Brendam Docks. Percy is there, listening to one of Salty's tales! (S16 Ep 4) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Flash Bang Wallop! CGI animated railway adventures. A photographer arrives on the Island of Sodor to take photographs for a book. (S16 Ep 6) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Derek and Jen practice their rock star poses as they scream and shout and bang pots and pans. (S1 Ep 7) 
09:55Fireman Sam Pontypandy Pioneers Trevor takes the children on a nature walk to the Mountain Rescue Centre. A zip wire has been set up for them and when Trevor goes on it he gets stuck. (S7 Ep 14) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Smartysaurus gives his friends a balloon each at the end of his Science Party, but why are so many of them going pop? (S1 Ep 30) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The cheeky primate gets set to sizzle as a firefighter. (S1 Ep 7) 
10:25Mr Men Hobbies Colourful animated sketch show. Little Miss Daredevil monkeys around while performing a tightrope act. (S1 Ep 7) 
10:40Simon Animation. Simon's older cousin and his friend tell Simon and Lou that they are too little to join in their game of football. (S1 Ep 37) 
10:50Mofy Animation. Kerry is having a pyjama party! Mofy invites the squirrels, but Lee is too busy cleaning the nest and so Sioux experiences his first sleepover without him. (S1 Ep 31) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show, including soldiers getting into difficulties at boot camp, the bikini brigade coming to grief, guys without girlfriends, and wild animals behaving badly. (S1 Ep 13) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S1 Ep 14) 
12:05Police Interceptors Action-packed observational documentary series. Interceptor Stu Chaney deals with an alleged assault and a missing crossbow, and Amanda Stokes discovers crack on the A19. (S11 Ep 1) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Steve set out to repossess a house in a shocking condition where a mother is living with two very young children. (S1 Ep 4) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. When Gary and Cona attempt to recover 4,000 of debt owed by a young man still living with his mum the scene turns very violent very quickly. (S5 Ep 1) 
15:00Neighbours Susan enlists Dipi's help to find the real reason for Izzy's return. Mark's brothers urge him to patch things up with Paige. Steph vandalises Jack's room at Backpackers. 
15:30Home and Away Willow and Justin sleep together. McCarthy suspends Kat from duty as he tightens his net around Robbo. Mason and Willow compete to become the new manager at the gym. 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will's poker buddies don't want Grace to join in their games. Karen investigates shoulder implants. (S3 Ep 19) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Terrified that she and Will may drift apart, Grace buys a piano in a bid to strengthen their bond. (S3 Ep 20) 
17:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike learns that Kyle's new-found interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work. (S3 Ep 1) 
17:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Despite having a good time teaching Eve how to drive, Mike thinks Vanessa should take over so she and Eve can bond. (S3 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Susan enlists Dipi's help to find the real reason for Izzy's return. Mark's brothers urge him to patch things up with Paige. Steph vandalises Jack's room at Backpackers. 
18:30Home and Away Justin and Willow have different attitudes to sex. Irene overhears an intimate conversation between Olivia and Axel. Tori catches Ash snooping around Kat and Robbo's apartment. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike does his best to make Ryan see the benefits of believing in the magic of Christmas, while Mandy plans a surprise for their housekeeper. (S3 Ep 11) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve stands by her dad when she shares his controversial video blog on her social media page. The Baxters land in hot water. (S3 Ep 12) 
20:00New: 100% Hotter Fun makeover series. Holly is bothered by beige but loves other colours, especially all together. Bonnie's habit of wearing only lingerie on a night out is not bagging her a man. (S4 Ep 3) 
21:00World's Scariest Holidays Featuring testimony from the travellers and incredible video footage, viewers get ring-side seats for those dreaded moments when holidays become nightmares. (S3 Ep 3) 
22:00New: Celebrity Ghost Hunt Reality series. Once home to Anne Boleyn, Kent's Hever Castle has a history of eerie encounters. How will Rylan's guests cope with something creepy in the keep? (S1 Ep 3) 
23:00That's My Boy Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. A fortysomething loser deep in debt tries to worm his way back into the life of his estranged son. (2012) 
00:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
00:05That's My Boy Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. A fortysomething loser deep in debt tries to worm his way back into the life of his estranged son. (2012) 
01:15Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. A set of brand new contestants compete to produce amazing styles using hair balls, then on the theme of flights of fancy. (S1 Ep 4) 
02:15Wentworth Prison Drama series. Allie tries to kill Ferguson. Franky makes another escape attempt. Will and Kaz join forces to stop the drug trafficking. Doreen gets a wonderful surprise. (S5 Ep 7) 
03:15Aftermath Fantasy drama. An extinction-level event is two hours away, but Karen is determined that the family will stay together. (S1 Ep 13) 
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