This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Sunday, September 30 2018

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08:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. (S3 Ep 7) 
08:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie becomes infatuated with a ballet teacher. (S3 Ep 8) 
08:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
09:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a good guy. (S3 Ep 10) 
09:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. (S3 Ep 11) 
10:20Two and a Half Men US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. (S3 Ep 12) 
10:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia and their relationship takes a turn for the worse. (S3 Ep 13) 
11:20My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay gets angry with Michael when she finds a photograph of his attractive ex-girlfriend in his wallet. (S3 Ep 22) 
11:50My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay decides to spend more time with Michael. Junior wants to attend college because Vanessa is going. (S3 Ep 23) 
12:15My Wife and Kids Comedy. When Claire reveals she and Tony have decided to have sex, Michael and Jay panic and try everything to change their minds. (S3 Ep 24) 
12:45My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire is invited to the senior prom and Jay volunteers to chaperone. Michael tries to teach Junior about money management. (S3 Ep 25) 
13:10My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Junior announces that he wants to go to college. (S3 Ep 26) 
13:40My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. A shock announcement overshadows Junior's graduation. (S3 Ep 27) 
14:05My Wife and Kids Fourth series of the family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay are shocked at the news their son Junior is going to be a father. (S4 Ep 1) 
14:35My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael takes some 'miracle' pills in an attempt to cure his baldness, resulting in some dramatic side-effects. (S4 Ep 2) 
15:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael wants Junior to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, but Junior has other ideas. (S4 Ep 3) 
15:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay wants to study psychology at college, but Michael is against the idea. (S4 Ep 4) 
16:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Last in the documentary series following the work of repossession agents. A landlord threatening to evict her own son, and a family whose immigration status is unclear face homelessness. (S2 Ep 10) 
17:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Kevin and Brian visit a Sussex coach company and a Middlesex technology firm. Stewart and Elmor must evict a Merseyside tenant recovering from a brain tumour. (S3 Ep 1) 
18:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents face violent debtors and multiple evictions on the same estate. (S3 Ep 2) 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. Neighbours at war, a showdown in a kebab shop, a plane seizure and a tenant who believes they are going to hell. (S3 Ep 3) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. High Court Enforcement Agents face violent debtors, gritty evictions, distraught landladies and a wedding day dispute. (S3 Ep 5) 
21:00Dirty Dancing Film Classic starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. A spoiled 17-year-old learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer holiday. (1987) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Dirty Dancing Film Classic starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. A spoiled 17-year-old learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer holiday. (1987) 
23:10The Sweetest Thing Film Romantic comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate. A lovelorn woman must teach herself the rules of romance to woo a mysterious man she has met in a club. (2002) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15The Sweetest Thing Film Romantic comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate. A lovelorn woman must teach herself the rules of romance to woo a mysterious man she has met in a club. (2002) 
01:00Secret Admirer First of a two-part documentary. Secret admirers confess their true feelings to the objects of their affection. Includes a chef and his boss, and a tenant and his landlady. (Ep 1) 
02:00Me and My Facial Disfigurement Documentary following three extraordinary young people living with facial disfigurement, revealing their challenges and victories. 
03:00Killer Girlfriends True crime documentary series. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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