This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, May 28 2018

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08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's new mini team arrives in Los Angeles and tensions are high. Abby is distracted by new mothers, new dancers and her legal troubles. (S6 Ep 4) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim makes a surprising discovery when he spies on a new nanny with a hidden camera. (S4 Ep 12) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant to make Cheryl feel more desirable. (S4 Ep 13) 
10:058 Simple Rules The Story of Anne Frank and Skeevy Having been cajoled by her mother, Bridget auditions for her school's dramatisation of the story of Anne Frank. (S2 Ep 9) 
10:408 Simple Rules YMCA The Hennessy clan takes over their local YMCA when Cate decides that the family that works out together, stays together. (S1 Ep 10) 
11:05Oliver Film Classic family musical starring Ron Moody and Oliver Reed. A story based on Charles Dickens's tale of the fluctuating fortunes of a Victorian orphan in London. (1968) 
12:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
12:10Oliver Film Classic family musical starring Ron Moody and Oliver Reed. A story based on Charles Dickens's tale of the fluctuating fortunes of a Victorian orphan in London. (1968) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The agents face ugly scenes at a beauty salon, a film producer has a drama on his hands, and a mother and son try to hide from a debt owed to a garage. (S5 Ep 13) 
15:00Neighbours Mark offers Bea an apprenticeship at the garage. Finn is in a wheelchair. Amy struggles to adjust to life without Jimmy. Rita wants Karl and Susan's help in a series of MS trials. 
15:30Home and Away Justin faces the consequences of Ava's kidnapping. Ash is still missing and Tori blames Robbo, despite knowing his full story. Leah seeks a fresh purpose in life. 
16:00Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom. When Vince invites Will to his wedding, Grace tries to stop him making a scene, while Jack fends off the advances of an amorous cop. (S9 Ep 10) 
16:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Jack celebrates his one-month-aversary with Drew, who is still married to Angela. Grace gets a spot on QVC trying to sell her sheets. (S9 Ep 11) 
17:008 Simple Rules Get Real The Hennessys are surprised by Cate's easy-going nephew CJ, who pays his respects to the recently passed away Paul and keeps the rest of the family company. (S2 Ep 11) 
17:308 Simple Rules Consequences After hearing about CJ's wild teenage days, Rory gets up to mischief himself by stealing a police dog. But the animal smells marijuana in Kerry's backpack. (S2 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Mark offers Bea an apprenticeship at the garage. Finn is in a wheelchair. Amy struggles to adjust to life without Jimmy. Rita wants Karl and Susan's help in a series of MS trials. 
18:30Home and Away Alone in the bush, Ash battles with his demons and turns to Dean for help. Willow has a decision to make after Nina threatens to block Justin's access to Ava. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed documentary series. Four joyriders have a lucky escape from the wreckage of a Ford Mondeo and stolen property is found in the back of a vehicle. (S3 Ep 3) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Steve attempt to calm a situation where a debtor loses his temper. Matt and Garry attempt to help an accountant who is asset rich but cash poor. (S5 Ep 20) 
21:00New: Car Crash TV Clip show featuring bad driving and road mishaps. A baffling selection of clips are simply labelled Roadside Randomness, plus the weekly installment of The Blame Game. (S4 Ep 9) 
22:00The Silence of the Lambs Film Oscar-winning thriller about an FBI trainee's hunt for a horrific serial killer. For guidance she turns to jailed psycho Hannibal `the Cannibal' Lecter. 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10The Silence of the Lambs Film Oscar-winning thriller about an FBI trainee's hunt for a horrific serial killer. For guidance she turns to jailed psycho Hannibal `the Cannibal' Lecter. 
00:25Flowers in the Attic Film Drama thriller starring Heather Graham and Ellen Burstyn. Adaptation of the Virginia Andrews novel in which four children are locked in the attic by their mother. (2014) 
01:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
01:30Flowers in the Attic Film Drama thriller starring Heather Graham and Ellen Burstyn. Adaptation of the Virginia Andrews novel in which four children are locked in the attic by their mother. (2014) 
02:15Teen Wolf Film Hairy comedy starring Michael J Fox and James Hampton. A teenager begins to find sporting success and popularity with girls when he discovers he has a werewolf gene. (1985) 
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