This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, February 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike and Ed's friendship is put to the test by Ed's controlling girlfriend. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series following careers of children in show business. JoJo and Jess return to fight for a spot on the ALDC. The team prepares to go to Hollywood. (S5 Ep 4) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC's biggest west coast rival, MDP, is back and Abby wants to put her best foot forward at the upcoming competition. (S5 Ep 24) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget and Kerry set off on the open road to sort out their feelings after their new discovery about Cate. (S2 Ep 19) 
10:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate banishes CJ from the house after finding out that Bridget went to his college party. (S2 Ep 20) 
11:05Last Man Standing US comedy. When an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalised, Mike wants to hire his neighbour Chuck's security company to protect it. (S4 Ep 13) 
11:35Last Man Standing US comedy. Although Eve insists she is OK after her first high school break-up, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. (S4 Ep 14) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. (S7 Ep 14) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. Tommy, who is older than Dick and tired of being treated like a child, begins a relationship with Dr Mary. (S3 Ep 10) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. Officer Don takes Dick on a tour of the jail. (S3 Ep 11) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The agents face ugly scenes at a beauty salon, a film producer has a drama on his hands, and a mother and son try to hide from a debt owed to a garage. (S5 Ep 13) 
15:00Neighbours Terese asks Piper to keep an eye on Leo, with unexpected results. Amy tells Gary that she wants to get back together with him, but he needs to tell his mother to back off. 
15:30Home and Away Justin enlists Leah's help as he struggles to get through to Tori. Concerned about Bella's education, Chelsea defies Colby's wishes. Robbo makes a life-changing decision. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Louis hires an instructor to give a sexual harassment seminar, but Eddie steals the instructional tape. (S1 Ep 5) 
17:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Eager to buy a new video game, Eddie takes a job at his father's restaurant to raise the cash. (S1 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours Terese asks Piper to keep an eye on Leo, with unexpected results. Amy tells Gary that she wants to get back together with him, but he needs to tell his mother to back off. 
18:30Home and Away Bella hears Colby and Chelsea arguing and runs away. Ryder is in Dean and Colby's bad books for hiding her. Coco is back, and wondering why Ryder isn't returning her calls. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom. Mike and Vanessa give Kristin and Ryan a very large cheque for their wedding, but they announce that they've planned a small ceremony in the park. (S4 Ep 11) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike complains about Chuck's dog barking in the early hours of the morning, Chuck blames it on his neighbour Helen Potts doing DIY. (S4 Ep 12) 
20:00Legally Blonde 2 Film Comedy sequel. Having successfully graduated from law school, Elle Woods heads for Washington to pursue her aim of seeing an anti-animal testing bill passed. 
21:05Access Entertainment round up. 
21:10Legally Blonde 2 Film Comedy sequel. Having successfully graduated from law school, Elle Woods heads for Washington to pursue her aim of seeing an anti-animal testing bill passed. 
22:00New: Dirty Tricks: Magic Man Entertainment series. Ryan Tricks travels to Coventry University for Freshers' Week, the perfect opportunity to thrill the students with his unique street magic. (S1 Ep 6) 
23:00Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex, including whether or not to shave down below and the calorie count of sperm. (S1 Ep 5) 
23:55Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex. Topics covered include snapped banjo strings, bladder control and the sexual benefits of circumcision. (S1 Ep 6) 
01:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens living on Earth. Dick tells Janet that he does not love her, but is it too late to salvage his relationship with Dr Albright? (S3 Ep 2) 
01:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth. Dick and Mary's practical jokes on each other escalate into a game of one-upmanship. (S3 Ep 3) 
01:55My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
02:25My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
02:50Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. (S7 Ep 10) 
03:15Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. (S7 Ep 12) 
03:35Last Man Standing US comedy. A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.