This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, October 22 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job. (S2 Ep 12) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC is back in LA. The pressure is on for Nia and Kendall as they both work to become pop stars while going head-to-head with solos. (S5 Ep 14) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality show. The girls face Murrieta Dance Project and are determined to win. Abby gives solos to her strongest dancers and Nia is left out of a big opportunity. (S5 Ep 15) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Trouble brews when Kristin compares Ryan to her boss at work. (S3 Ep 4) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa goes too far when she organises a spook-tacular fundraiser for Boyd's school. (S3 Ep 5) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a playboy who shares his home with his divorced brother and his nephew. Charlie finds his handyman is a rival in love. (S4 Ep 23) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas. (S4 Ep 24) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. A massive manhunt ensues after three suspects flee into a farm. The team raids a drugs den, and officers stumble across a suspicious-looking postman. (S3 Ep 8) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The licensee of a pub tries to cut a deal with her new landlord over a debt, and a car salesman is not happy about coughing up to a dissatisfied customer. (S5 Ep 36) 
15:00Neighbours Piper is shocked to learn that Cassius is in hospital after being attacked by a fellow prisoner. Paul's plan to bring Amy and Rob back together backfires spectacularly. 
15:30Home and Away After a further session with the counsellor, Tori decides that Robbo is not ready for fatherhood again. Ryder plans a little adventure after hearing some stories from Dean. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael accidentally records a basketball game over a home video of Kady's first steps. (S4 Ep 25) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. When Michael hires a maid, Jay decides that she is doing her job a little too well. (S4 Ep 26) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie starts acting strangely after a night with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also behaves oddly. (S5 Ep 2) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan convinces Charlie that he should start dating respectable women and sets him up on a date with a judge. (S5 Ep 3) 
18:00Neighbours Piper is shocked to learn that Cassius is in hospital after being attacked by a fellow prisoner. Paul's plan to bring Amy and Rob back together backfires spectacularly. 
18:30Home and Away Tori changes her mind and agrees to go ahead with her IVF plans. Ryder persuades Coco and Raffy to visit the house where the River Boys used to hang out, but disaster strikes. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Despite having a good time teaching Eve how to drive, Mike thinks Vanessa should take over so she and Eve can bond. (S3 Ep 2) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Romance troubles could be in store for Mandy when Vanessa encourages her to join a sorority. (S3 Ep 3) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gary and Paul try to recoup a debt owed by a pub, and Stewart and Elmor tread carefully in a property which has many items that could be used as weapons. (S5 Ep 41) 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Son of millionaires Kofi helps Leytonstone couple Nicky and Paul plan a party for 8-year-old Macie on a budget. (S2 Ep 3) 
22:00xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
00:25Extreme Hair Wars: Semi-Final Hair-styling contest. In the second semi-final, the themes involve taming unruly beards into something fantastical, and creating a rainforest on their model's head. (S2 Ep 5) 
01:30My Secret Sex Fantasy 52-year-old grandmother of three Alison fantasises about being seduced by a vampire, and a set of identical twins share a fantasy about identical women. (S1 Ep 3) 
02:35Prison Life: Raw & Real Documentary series. Former offenders talk about the hierarchical structure of prisons, and how the crime they committed in the outside world dictates how they are treated inside. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:25Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Romance troubles could be in store for Mandy when Vanessa encourages her to join a sorority. (S3 Ep 3) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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