This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, January 22 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Having witnessed Dick's alien encounter with Liam Neesam; Mary requires an explanation. (S6 Ep 19) 
08:253rd Rock From The Sun Elvis Costello entertains at the Solomon's going away party. (S6 Ep 20) 
08:453rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. The Solomons find an apartment but still find it difficult to relate to humans. (S1 Ep 1) 
09:10Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will returns with a memento from his parents - an ugly gnome, which he wants to keep in the house. (S4 Ep 20) 
09:40Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Jack cannot attend Elliot's basketball tournament in Connecticut and asks Will to escort him. (S4 Ep 21) 
10:10Last Man Standing US comedy. Although Eve insists she is OK after her first high school break-up, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. (S4 Ep 14) 
10:40Last Man Standing US comedy. When a neighbour's security camera catches Vanessa spraying the neighbourhood cat with a hose, an upset Mike laments his lack of privacy. (S4 Ep 15) 
11:05Two and a Half Men US comedy series. Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. (S6 Ep 13) 
11:35Two and a Half Men US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. (S6 Ep 14) 
12:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Susan and Gary's too-good-to-be-true letting agent broke into their house and changed the locks. Paul learned that his father's tenant owed 20k in rent. (S3 Ep 7) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. In this episode, armed with a High Court writ, Paul and Steve call for police back-up after finding something very suspicious in a London Docklands flat. (S2 Ep 7) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Lisa has a shocking proposal for Chloe and Pierce. Shane and Roxy are thrown together at work again. With misgivings, Elly declines Bea's offer to move back in with her and Finn. 
15:30Home and Away Dean's hot new surfing pupil spells trouble for Ziggy. Alex opens up to Willow and they both take a leap of faith. Irene pushes Robbo to finally accept Jasmine's help with Grace. 
16:00House Humpty Dumpty A handyman falls off Dr Cuddy's roof while working for her and is rushed to hospital. When his hands start turning necrotic, Cuddy suggests a risky treatment. (3/24) 
17:00House TB or Not TB When a famous doctor collapses from an unknown condition, House suspects TB - but the man is more concerned with the lack of medicine available in Africa. (4/24) 
18:00Neighbours Lisa has a shocking proposal for Chloe and Pierce. Shane and Roxy are thrown together at work again. With misgivings, Elly declines Bea's offer to move back in with her and Finn. 
18:30Home and Away Mackenzie accuses Bella of deliberately trying to keep her and Colby apart. Dean fears Ziggy's reaction when Ryder gets Jade a job at Salt. Alf and Martha return with happy news. 
19:00Sinkholes: Sucked Under Documentary series. An investigation into sinkholes caused by collapsed mine shafts, and a homeowner reports how he is stuck in an unsellable house that is surrounded by sinkholes. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00Criminals Caught on Camera Documentary series. A drug smuggler is caught on camera with 12 million pounds' worth of narcotics in his car. Plus, a look inside one of the UK's busiest CCTV centres. (S4 Ep 1) 
21:00Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
22:00Access Entertainment round up. 
22:05Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
23:20Harry Brown Film Crime drama starring Michael Caine and Ben Drew aka Plan B. An elderly ex-Marine resolves to exact revenge on the young gang of hoodies who murdered his only companion. (2009) 
00:20Access Entertainment round up. 
00:25Harry Brown Film Crime drama starring Michael Caine and Ben Drew aka Plan B. An elderly ex-Marine resolves to exact revenge on the young gang of hoodies who murdered his only companion. (2009) 
01:25Sex Pod Lifestyle series. The resident sexperts answer questions on threesomes and tantric sex. Plus, how much masturbation is too much? (S2 Ep 1) 
02:20The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Eliot and Margo embark on a quest to replenish Fillory's coffers. Quentin, Julia, Josh and Kady search for Mayakovsky's stashed batteries. (S3 Ep 2) 
03:15The Magicians Alice and Quentin visit her parents while Kady and Julia explore new methods to heal Penny. (S3 Ep 3) 
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