This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, May 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Seasonal edition of the award-winning sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. The aliens learn the true meaning of Christmas. (S2 Ep 12) 
08:25Smallville Drama series following the teenage Clark Kent. Clark goes into hiding to learn how to control his startling new power after Lana is accidentally harmed. (S2 Ep 2) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Kendall and Jill take Dance Moms fans back to their first season with the Abby Lee Dance Company. (S5 Ep 35) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. Mackenzie and Melissa give the inside scoop on the triumphs and challenges in their Dance Moms journey. (S5 Ep 36) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool role-reversal comedy. Jay finds Claire's hidden diary, and is shocked to read that she is thinking of furthering her relationship with her boyfriend. (S3 Ep 5) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways. (S6 Ep 6) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. (S6 Ep 8) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens. Dick decides to fight for animal rights by trying to liberate the occupants of a restaurant lobster tank. (S2 Ep 18) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who live on Earth in human form as the Solomon family. Tommy tells Dick that he is under Dr Albright's thumb. (S2 Ep 19) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike's suspicions are aroused when Vanessa's sister comes to stay. (S1 Ep 24) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tries to persuade first-time voter Mandy where to place her vote in the US presidential election. (S2 Ep 1) 
15:00Neighbours Finn agrees to be reassessed. David is furious with Aaron. Elly tells Mark that he is not the father of her baby. Kyle clashes with Gary over Amy. 
15:30Home and Away Dean tries to set things right with Willow. Ziggy's drunken antics are causing concern. Brody and Simone's application to a rental agency is rejected and Simone wants to know why. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael decides to help Junior polish his chat up technique. (S3 Ep 10) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay takes up painting, but Michael is less than flattered by her portrait of him. (S3 Ep 11) 
17:00My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
17:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
18:00Neighbours Finn agrees to be reassessed. David is furious with Aaron. Elly tells Mark that he is not the father of her baby. Kyle clashes with Gary over Amy. 
18:30Home and Away Brody is forced to tell Simone about his criminal record. Bella has to choose where her loyalties lie. Jett learns that the military want to ask him some questions. 
19:00New: Ireland's Got Talent:... ..Semi-Final. The live semi-finals begin, with every act competing for a cash prize of 50,000 euros and their own TV special. The act with the most public votes will go straight to the final.(S2 Ep 9) 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Homeless Observational series following privileged young Brits living on the streets of London. Isabella leaves her high life and celebrity boyfriend to live homeless in Stratford. (S1 Ep 6) 
22:00Divergent Film Dystopian teen sci-fi starring Shailene Woodley and Theo James. In a futuristic Chicago, one girl's personality traits mark her out as dangerous. (2014) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Divergent Film Dystopian teen sci-fi starring Shailene Woodley and Theo James. In a futuristic Chicago, one girl's personality traits mark her out as dangerous. (2014) 
00:50Greatest Ever Movie Blunders A selection of cinema's most unbelievable - and unforgiveable - faux pas. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother Mandi, and Alan tries to win Kandi back. (S3 Ep 20) 
02:20Channel Zero: No-End House Horror anthology series. Jules and Margot have made it out of the House. Seth startles them during a heart-to-heart, only to reveal that Margot's dad has followed them. (S2 Ep 5) 
03:10The Magicians Drama series. Alice and Julia struggle to adjust their reunited selves. Margo and Josh reunite Ember and Umber, with fatal consequences. (S2 Ep 13) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.