This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, July 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa hopes getting a tattoo will change the current status she has with her three daughters from mother/daughter to friend/friend. (S5 Ep 20) 
08:25Smallville Drama series following the youth of Clark Kent. Stunning his friends and family, Clark becomes a rebellious teenager who uses his powers for malevolence rather than good. (S2 Ep 4) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The girls get together without their moms and Abby to dish all the dirt from behind the scenes. (S6 Ep 1) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. It is the ALDC's first week of the competition season and Abby makes a big announcement that will change the future of the team. (S6 Ep 2) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they've had. (S4 Ep 21) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Vanessa's father moves in with the Kyles when his wife kicks him out. (S4 Ep 22) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5) 
13:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
13:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. (S7 Ep 16) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mandy asks Mike to make a politically correct speech at her graduation, but Mike refuses to have any restrictions on his right to free speech. (S6 Ep 9) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Mandy try to help Vanessa get a new teaching job after she becomes annoying while stuck at home. (S6 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours Gary confronts Paul at his engagement party. Later, Paul is viciously attacked. Roxy decides to leave town. The DNA results are in, but something is wrong with Heather's account. 
15:30Home and Away Roo catches Ryder in a lie. Tori opts for a risky operation to minimise a premature labour. Marilyn is struggling in John's absence, but Raffy decides to move back in with her. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael heads to Vegas for a fantasy basketball camp with his idol, Michael Jordan. (S5 Ep 1) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael heads to Vegas for a fantasy basketball camp with his idol, Michael Jordan. (S5 Ep 2) 
17:008 Simple Rules Drummer Boy - Part 1: Paul hires Ben (ex-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter) to teach Bridget how to play drums, but the well-intentioned plan soon backfires. (S1 Ep 17) 
17:308 Simple Rules Drummer Boy - Part 2: A smitten Bridget takes drastic steps and decides to follow her drum instructor Ben (ex-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter) all the way to Ohio. (S1 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Gary confronts Paul at his engagement party. Later, Paul is viciously attacked. Roxy decides to leave town. The DNA results are in, but something is wrong with Heather's account. 
18:30Home and Away Bella is about to move back in with Colby, but Tommy causes her to change her mind again. John falls asleep at the wheel of his car. Ryder tests Roo and Maggie's patience. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will joins a poetry class, but is it his beautiful classmates who are providing inspiration? (S1 Ep 7) 
19:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a ghetto kid living in a rich suburb. Will is the star of the Halloween party. Quincy Jones and Bo Jackson guest star. (S1 Ep 8) 
20:00The Magnificent Seven Film Western starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt. The residents of a troubled mining town turn to a bounty hunter for protection from a bullying industrialist. (2016) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10The Magnificent Seven Film Western starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt. The residents of a troubled mining town turn to a bounty hunter for protection from a bullying industrialist. (2016) 
22:45Hannibal Film Gory psychopath sequel starring Anthony Hopkins and Julianne Moore. In Florence, psychopathic killer Dr Hannibal Lecter attempts to elude a scheming policeman. (2001) 
23:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:50Hannibal Film Gory psychopath sequel starring Anthony Hopkins and Julianne Moore. In Florence, psychopathic killer Dr Hannibal Lecter attempts to elude a scheming policeman. (2001) 
01:20Star Musical drama series. Star's diss track against bandmate Alex gets her noticed. Angel is deported, casting serious doubt on his future with Simone. (S2 Ep 18) 
02:20The Magicians Dark fantasy drama series based on Lev Grossman's novels. The gang return to Brakebills to ask Dean Fogg for help in their quest for a spell to vanquish The Beast. (S2 Ep 2) 
03:15Riverdale Teen drama. Following the discovery of Jason's body, Archie confronts Miss Grundy about their salacious secret. Betty gets pally with Cheryl, but soon regrets it. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.