This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, May 29 2018

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08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. (Ep 6) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie and Brynn compete head-to-head with solo routines and Abby makes an announcement that could tear the team apart. (S6 Ep 5) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl claims she likes men who aren't afraid to cry - until Jim breaks down after a tearjerker movie. (S4 Ep 14) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend but makes him think that it was Dana who cooked it. (S4 Ep 15) 
10:058 Simple Rules Get Real The Hennessys are surprised by Cate's easy-going nephew CJ, who pays his respects to the recently passed away Paul and keeps the rest of the family company. (S2 Ep 11) 
10:408 Simple Rules Consequences After hearing about CJ's wild teenage days, Rory gets up to mischief himself by stealing a police dog. But the animal smells marijuana in Kerry's backpack. (S2 Ep 12) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S1 Ep 1) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is convinced Junior has had a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it. (S1 Ep 2) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. This special edition covers the best of Police Interceptors from the first season. (S1 Ep 7) 
13:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Max and Steve face debtors from every level of society, including a peer of the realm clinging to antiques and a woman who is owed thousands by a recruitment agency. (S5 Ep 15) 
15:00Neighbours Finn encourages Bea to strike up a friendship with Xanthe. Steph learns a secret during a visit by her son Charlie and his stepmum. Sheila offers Cassius an exclusive contract. 
15:30Home and Away Alone in the bush, Ash battles with his demons and turns to Dean for help. Willow has a decision to make after Nina threatens to block Justin's access to Ava. 
16:00Will & Grace Return of the award-winning US sitcom. Grace is horrified to realize she has dated three men from the same family. Will and Karen bond over their own telenovela. (S9 Ep 12) 
16:30Will & Grace Return of the award-winning US sitcom. A baby shower leads Will and Grace to question their choices. Includes guest star Jennifer Lopez. (S9 Ep 13) 
17:008 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Everyone in the family has plans for Valentine's Day - some more romantic than others. Bridget is attracted to someone unlikely. (S2 Ep 13) 
17:308 Simple Rules Family sitcom. After accidentally setting fire to CJ's van, Jim has to share his basement room with his now homeless nephew. (S2 Ep 14) 
18:00Neighbours Finn encourages Bea to strike up a friendship with Xanthe. Steph learns a secret during a visit by her son Charlie and his stepmum. Sheila offers Cassius an exclusive contract. 
18:30Home and Away Ash decides to leave the Bay for a while to seek professional help. Nina agrees to let Justin see Ava. Maggie's chemotherapy is starting to cause side effects. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Iain are in Manchester to collect one of the largest debts they've ever chased. (S5 Ep 21) 
20:00Pixels Film Sci-fi comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. A world-weary gamer battles with the classic video game characters from his childhood. (2015) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Pixels Film Sci-fi comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. A world-weary gamer battles with the classic video game characters from his childhood. (2015) 
22:10Easy A Film Comedy starring Emma Stone and Penn Badgley. A student tells a white lie that spirals out of control causing her to get a reputation. (2010) 
23:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:15Easy A Film Comedy starring Emma Stone and Penn Badgley. A student tells a white lie that spirals out of control causing her to get a reputation. (2010) 
00:20My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids. Glamorous gran Amanda loves to compare herself to her grandaughter and isn't afraid to grow old disgracefully. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:25One Night With My Ex on... ...Valentine's Day. Reality series. Holly ended things with Tom after his past came back to haunt them. Estranged Mark and Pippa have three kids, but have not spoken for six years. (S2 Ep 6) 
02:25Bad Teen to Ballroom Queen Reality series. The group learn to tango, the hardest dance they will tackle, and perform at the Rivoli Ballroom in front of their friends and families. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:25According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl's gynaecologist forbids her to have sex with Jim until her most fertile time of the month. (S4 Ep 9) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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