This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, September 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa's freeloading sister visits and, true to form, she's looking for a loan. Meanwhile, Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. (S3 Ep 21) 
08:20Smallville Drama series following the teenage Clark Kent. Clark goes into hiding to learn how to control his startling new power after Lana is accidentally harmed. (S2 Ep 2) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby is away as her sentence looms, while ex-ALDC member Chloe returns to competition for the first time in two years. (S7 Ep 17) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. Part two of two. The mothers bring in choreographer Laurieann Gibson, which shakes things up; Chloe returns to the competition world for the first time in two years. (S7 Ep 18) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie dates an estate agent who's just like his mother. (S4 Ep 6) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. (S4 Ep 7) 
14:00Last Man Standing US comedy. A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike gets in the middle of it. Mandy doesn't believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game. (S4 Ep 7) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, which leads Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about a potential spike in health-insurance rate. (S4 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Pierce tries to spend time with Hendrix, but his efforts backfire. Scarlett turns her charm on Aaron and David, who are ready to let out their spare room after Leo's departure. 
15:30Home and Away After a stressed-out Raffy flunks an exam, Justin takes a dangerous decision. Robbo learns who is after him and what they want, but he is not in a position to give it to them. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with his wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton are invited to apply for the Phi Beta Gamma fraternity. (S4 Ep 8) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. As a result of her successful TV career, Hilary is invited to pose nude for Playboy. (S4 Ep 9) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. (S6 Ep 9) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. (S6 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours Pierce tries to spend time with Hendrix, but his efforts backfire. Scarlett turns her charm on Aaron and David, who are ready to let out their spare room after Leo's departure. 
18:30Home and Away Having been found by Alf, Robbo manages to get home, but Jasmine is horrified by his injuries. Leah persuades Justin not to do anything illegal as he tries to help Raffy. 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. A landlord discovers that his letting agency has advertised his property on a Romanian website. A single mum's tenant owes 10k but has vanished. (S3 Ep 6) 
20:00Airport 24/7: Thailand Reality series. At Phuket International Airport, the Customer Services team are on a mission to make their toilet the Best Toilet of any Thai airport. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00Bruce Almighty Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman. A TV reporter is bestowed with God's divine powers. Turmoil ensues as he tries to answer everyone's prayers. (2003) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Bruce Almighty Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman. A TV reporter is bestowed with God's divine powers. Turmoil ensues as he tries to answer everyone's prayers. (2003) 
23:05Six Days, Seven Nights Film Romantic adventure in which a handsome but ill-tempered pilot and a beautiful magazine editor crash-land on a remote desert island and find themselves stranded and in peril. 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Six Days, Seven Nights Film Romantic adventure in which a handsome but ill-tempered pilot and a beautiful magazine editor crash-land on a remote desert island and find themselves stranded and in peril. 
01:10Teacher's Pet Documentary about three UK teens who were abused by those in a position of trust. Rachel, Graham and Lisa all suffered disastrous consequences from the abusive relationships. 
02:10100 Amazing Moments Caught On... ...Camera. Clip show rounding up memorable tearjerking moments that have been committed to video. This collection reveals a wide range of emotional moments to pull at the heartstrings. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.