This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, February 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa's freeloading sister visits and, true to form, she's looking for a loan. Meanwhile, Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. (S3 Ep 21) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby Lee Miller and the dance moms get together to talk about the highs and lows of this series and try to hash out any remaining bad feelings. (S5 Ep 19) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC heads to Australia to perform at the Astra Awards, but Abby loses her passport and Maddie misses a crucial rehearsal. (S5 Ep 20) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget is confused about her feelings for Jeremy when her ex-boyfriend returns. Jim falls for a member of the PTA. (S2 Ep 15) 
10:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The family therapist encourages Cate to pursue her dream of becoming a singer. Bridget infuriates Kerry by dyeing her hair blonde. (S2 Ep 16) 
11:05Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike realises Vanessa has given away his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go on a mission to track down some of the old-school bulbs. (S4 Ep 9) 
11:35Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike wants to open a fish-and-game eatery, and he invites Kristin to be his business partner. (S4 Ep 10) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. (S7 Ep 3) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. Dick is forced to diet when he discovers that he has put on an enormous amount of weight and his clothes no longer fit. (S3 Ep 6) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. Dick is called for jury duty and causes havoc among the other jurors. (S3 Ep 7) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours After being rescued by Ned, Bea is sure that the fire was no accident. Her suspicions are soon confirmed. Toadie and Karl reconcile and Sonya is grateful for a generous donation. 
15:30Home and Away Brody is perturbed that he responded to Simone's kiss, and matters go from bad to worse. The Palmers are due to fly to Canberra, but where is John? Mason is depressed. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael discovers that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought. (S3 Ep 3) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Mum Jessica is confused by the rituals and habits of her new neighbours - like not haggling over price at JC Penny. (S1 Ep 1) 
17:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica tries to move her sons into the school's gifted program, but the school has no such program. (S1 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours After being rescued by Ned, Bea is sure that the fire was no accident. Her suspicions are soon confirmed. Toadie and Karl reconcile and Sonya is grateful for a generous donation. 
18:30Home and Away Brody tells Simone that he must let her go. Robbo and Jasmine start to plan their future together, unaware of what Tori has done. Justin finds himself burdened by family secrets. 
19:00Last Man Standing US comedy. A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike gets in the middle of it. Mandy doesn't believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game. (S4 Ep 7) 
19:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, which leads Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about a potential spike in health-insurance rate. (S4 Ep 8) 
20:00Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Rich Kid Jacob, who lives in a flat in Chelsea bought by his parents, moves in with Terri, Gareth and their three kids in Manchester. (S2 Ep 3) 
21:00The Intern Film Workplace comedy starring Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway. A 70-year-old widower comes out of retirement to take an internship at an online fashion retailer. (2015) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10The Intern Film Workplace comedy starring Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway. A 70-year-old widower comes out of retirement to take an internship at an online fashion retailer. (2015) 
23:30Get Smart Film Spy parody starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway. An inept secret agent pairs up with a sexy female spy to hunt for a group of terrorists. (2008) 
00:30Access Entertainment round up. 
00:35Get Smart Film Spy parody starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway. An inept secret agent pairs up with a sexy female spy to hunt for a group of terrorists. (2008) 
01:45My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael discovers that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought. (S3 Ep 3) 
02:15My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
02:45Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. (S7 Ep 1) 
03:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
03:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike and Ed's friendship is put to the test by Ed's controlling girlfriend. (S4 Ep 3) 
03:55Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.