This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, February 19 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa goes too far when she organises a spook-tacular fundraiser for Boyd's school. (S3 Ep 5) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Cathy's back and ready to beat Abby with a new team of boys. (S4 Ep 4) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Ol' Wheezy Wobbles: Train fun. It's a bad day on Misty Island. Ol' Wheezy has stopped working! The Logging Locos don't know what to do, but Thomas is sure he can help. (S16 Ep 2) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Train fun. It's a big day on Sodor! The Fat Controller's mother, Dowager Hatt, is having a party and she has invited some very important visitors. (S16 Ep 3) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Amy and Nathan practice their robots and body-popping in this Street Dance Bop. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:55Fireman Sam Pirates of Pontypandy While playing pirates Norman and James take a quick pirate nap in the rowing boat, but wake up to find that they have drifted far away from the shore! (S7 Ep 13) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. After Big Ears' teapot and Bumpy's kennel go missing, Noddy investigates before Toyland descends into chaos. (Ep 29) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey becomes a dentist's assistant for the day. (S1 Ep 6) 
10:25Mr Men Dance Colourful animation. An unwilling Mr Quiet performs a ballet with Mr Strong, Mr Grumpy's solitude is interrupted by tenacious tappers and Mr Nosey shows off his dance moves. (S1 Ep 6) 
10:40Simon Animation. Simon finds a crab in a rockpool on the beach, but a little girl named Maelle found the rockpool before him and claims that it is hers! (S1 Ep 36) 
10:50Mofy Animated series. Lee and Sioux are rolling down the hill. Mofy has never played before and is scared her friends might laugh at her. (S1 Ep 30) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Comedy clip show based on the YouTube sensation. (S1 Ep 11) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (Ep 12) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the UK's High Court enforcement agents. (S5 Ep 23) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Steve and Paul have a hard time evicting people for rent arrears. When they try to repossess a taxi, they discover the writ has been made against the wrong man. (S1 Ep 3) 
14:00Police Interceptors Kev and Pete pursue a car into a farmer's field, Jacko takes part in a major heroin bust, and rookie police dog Elsa chases a runaway burglar through the streets of Middlesbrough. (S10 Ep 9) 
15:00Neighbours Secrets emerge at the camp when Steph overhears Jack and Paige talking about their night of passion. Unaware of what's been going on, Mark prepares to ask Paige to marry him... 
15:30Home and Away Jarrod tries to win back Ziggy, but will he succeed? DI Shepherd pulls Kat off the Novak investigation and demands an examination of Robbo's clothes on the night of the murder 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace finds Will's dad on the arm of a glamorous stranger, but Will seems happy living with denial. (S3 Ep 17) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will can't break up with a guy because he likes his dog. Grace is attracted to Karen's nephew. (S3 Ep 18) 
17:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike has a run-in with Bill McKendree at a baseball game. (S2 Ep 17) 
17:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Vanessa question Mandy's choice of college. Kristin bumps into a former colleague. (S2 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Secrets emerge at the camp when Steph overhears Jack and Paige talking about their night of passion. Unaware of what's been going on, Mark prepares to ask Paige to marry him... 
18:30Home and Away Willow and Justin sleep together. McCarthy suspends Kat from duty as he tightens his net around Robbo. Mason and Willow compete to become the new manager at the gym. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Bud surprises the family at Thanksgiving by revealing his plans to open a recreational marijuana store. (S3 Ep 9) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Bud's method of disciplining Boyd doesn't sit well with Mike, while Kyle is confused by the meaning behind a gift Mandy has bought him. (S3 Ep 10) 
20:00Big Daddy Film Adam Sandler Season. Hilarious comedy starring Adam Sandler and Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible law graduate adopts a child in order to persuade his girlfriend that he can be mature. (1999) 
21:00Access Entertainment round up. 
21:05Big Daddy Film Adam Sandler Season. Hilarious comedy starring Adam Sandler and Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible law graduate adopts a child in order to persuade his girlfriend that he can be mature. (1999) 
22:05The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
00:30Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. A set of brand new contestants compete to produce amazing styles using hair balls, then on the theme of flights of fancy. (S1 Ep 4) 
01:35Celebrity 100% Hotter Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. The team offer serious assistance to Big Brother and Ex on the Beach star Chanelle McCleary, and the X Factor finalist Honey G. (Ep 1) 
02:35The Shannara Chronicles Stylish fantasy drama series. Bandon and his followers race to resurrect the malevolent Warlock Lord, while Mareth must risk everything before it's too late. (S2 Ep 7) 
03:25Last Man Standing US sitcom. After persuading Mandy to dump Kyle, Vanessa realises she is in the wrong and tries to make things right. (S3 Ep 8) 
03:45Access Entertainment round up. 
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