This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday

Listings for Fiver on Friday, July 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa bet on the outcome of their annual Polar Run, with Mandy trying to negotiate a few perks for herself. (S5 Ep 12) 
08:25Smallville Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is on the verge of discovering where he came from, and a reporter unearths Kent's secret. (S1 Ep 21) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. While Maddie is away, Mackenzie has the chance to prove herself as the ALDC goes head-to-head with the Candy Apples. (S5 Ep 13) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC is back in LA. The pressure is on for Nia and Kendall as they both work to become pop stars while going head-to-head with solos. (S5 Ep 14) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael refuses to admit that his music skills are rusty when an old friend and former bandmate comes to town for a gig. (S4 Ep 11) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom. Michael jumps to the wrong conclusion when he finds a package of condoms in Claire's backpack. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18) 
13:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. (S6 Ep 22) 
13:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. (S6 Ep 23) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike's anniversary at Outdoor Man is celebrated by a dinner and a speech. Mandy decides that to save money she and Kyle will move in with Mike and Vanessa. (S5 Ep 22) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom starring Tim Allen. Kyle leaves the loading dock door open, allowing a bear to wander into Outdoor Man. (S6 Ep 1) 
15:00Neighbours Finn almost resorts to violence when he comes home to find Bea being menaced by an intruder. Chloe thinks of a plan to get herself back into Pierce's good books. 
15:30Home and Away Ben is suspicious of Dean's offer of a cash loan to cover the costs of the surfboard order. Marilyn wonders if John has learnt from his mistakes. A stranger befriends Bella online. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's worst fears are realised when he agrees to give Vanessa's dad a job. (S4 Ep 23) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's romantic evening with Jay ends disastrously. (S4 Ep 24) 
17:008 Simple Rules Two Boys for Every Girl After he advises daughter Bridget to tell Kyle the truth about her date with another boy, Paul is shocked that the relationship fizzles out. (S1 Ep 9) 
17:308 Simple Rules Give It Up When his family can't agree on holidays, Paul suggests that everyone gives up their bad habits, with the winner allowed to choose their holiday destination. (S1 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours Finn almost resorts to violence when he comes home to find Bea being menaced by an intruder. Chloe thinks of a plan to get herself back into Pierce's good books. 
18:30Home and Away Mackenzie reveals why she is interested in Dean. Bella agrees to move back in with Colby, but gets the wrong idea about him and Mackenzie. Ben and Dean need to think on their feet. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat: Funniest... ...Ever Eps. Sitcom. An Asian American family settle into life in 90s Florida. Jessica intervenes in Honey's parenting beef with Marvin's ex-wife, Sarah. (S3 Ep 14) 
19:30Fresh Off the Boat: Funniest... ...Ever Eps. Sitcom. An Asian American family settle into life in 90s Florida. After a well meaning Emery gets Evan kicked out of school, can things go back to how they were? (S3 Ep 23) 
20:00Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Patrick leaves his seven-bed mansion to spend a week with cash-strapped single mum Katrina. She teaches him how a food bank works. (S2 Ep 1) 
21:00Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
22:50New: Impact Wrestling Non-stop professional wrestling action. 
00:50Channel Zero: No-End House Horror anthology series. Margot is still in the No-End House, and while life with her undead dad is tolerable, she is slowly being drained. Can Jules save her? (S2 Ep 6) 
01:50The Magicians Fantasy drama series. The first-year students learn battle magic to prepare for a showdown in Fillory. Julia and Kady undertake a task for Free Trader Beowulf. (S1 Ep 11) 
02:45Empire High-stakes musical drama. A family battle to control their entertainment interests. Andre's health worsens. Jamal and Kai tie the knot. (S5 Ep 16) 
03:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.