This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, October 19 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl promises Jim that she will consult him on the remodelling of the bathroom, but his choice is a talking toilet. (S3 Ep 24) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Ted Koppel's Big Night Out Drama series. Richard and Emily invite Rory and Lorelai to their fancy 'tailgate' party at the Harvard-Yale American football game. (S4 Ep 9) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The traffic in Brickabuild is in chaos because the traffic cones have disappeared. It's up to Noddy to find them, and fast. (S1 Ep 46) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Up, Up and Away Train fun. Thomas and Percy are chosen to deliver a giant balloon. The wind on the coast track whips the balloon into the sky. (S15 Ep 8) 
09:45Pingu The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin. Pingu goes fishing, claiming he'll catch a big one. He joins his friend Pingo but all Pingu reels in is junk. (S7 Ep 18) 
09:55Floogals Animation. Boomer finds a piece of scrap metal for his new gadget. Meanwhile, Mum Hooman is upset that she can't find the ring that she inherited from her grandma... (S1 Ep 19) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are restoring Fixham Castle, but Scoop learns of the legend of a lost silver shield and starts digging where he shouldn't... (S1 Ep 46) 
10:25Fireman Sam Three Legged Race Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. It is the annual three legged race in Pontypandy and Sam is partnered with a less-than-confident Dilys. (S7 Ep 22) 
10:40Little Princess I Want My Swing Little Princess cannot play on her swing without adult supervision, but she can't resist the temptation to disobey the rule... until she has a little accident. (S2 Ep 16) 
10:55Simon Animation. When Simon finds a hermit crab in a pretty shell on the beach, he must find a way to stop a little boy named Leon from taking it home for his collection. (S1 Ep 46) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill but then decides that Andy should pay for it. (S4 Ep 3) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl and Dana find themselves locked in the garage having ignored Jim's advice on how to open the garage door from the inside. (S4 Ep 4) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate finds out she may be pregnant, and Bridget becomes jealous of Kerry. (S2 Ep 1) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate fills in as the sex ed instructor in her daughter's class. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is feeling his age when he fails to beat Junior at basketball. Claire thinks a padded bra will help her attract boys. (S1 Ep 4) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment. But Janet and Michael are suspicious. (S1 Ep 5) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours As Louise's life hangs in the balance, Mark tries to trace her next of kin. Sheila tells Hamish she loves him. Dipi thinks that her family curse will ruin Shane's plans for Diwali. 
15:30Home and Away Hunter organises a launch party at Salt for Olivia's website, but an excess of alcohol leads to trouble. When Ben remains obdurate, Brody gives in and breaks up with Ziggy. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will agrees to go on a date with Hilary's boss to help her out of a sticky situation. (S1 Ep 25) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and his girlfriend, Kathleen, get trapped in the basement after an earthquake. (S2 Ep 1) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim is concerned that Kyle is going to grow up to be effeminate when he insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
17:30According to Jim US sitcom. Jim feels hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him. (S4 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours As Louise's life hangs in the balance, Mark tries to trace her next of kin. Sheila tells Hamish she loves him. Dipi thinks that her family curse will ruin Shane's plans for Diwali. 
18:30Home and Away Olivia discovers that even bad publicity can be good publicity. Brody faces a fresh accusation. Raffy has a heart-to-heart with Roo about her future. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Ashley falls victim to school bully Paula, and Will and Carlton both offer advice. (S2 Ep 2) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. The financial demands of the homecoming dance force Will into getting a job. (S2 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Dance Moms Reality series. The original ALDC team have abandoned Abby and turned to a rival. Meanwhile the mini team are challenged with a tough lyrical routine. (S6 Ep 33) 
21:00New: The Shannara Chronicles Fantasy drama series. A year after the War of the Forbidding, a mysterious figure interrupts Wil's new life. (S2 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Star US musical drama. Hunter surprises Star by inviting superstar and producer Pumpkin to a block party fundraiser. (S1 Ep 8) 
23:00Taxi Film Comic caper starring Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon. A New York cop teams up with a speedy but illegal female cabbie to foil a gang of Brazilian bank robbers. (2004) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15Taxi Film Comic caper starring Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon. A New York cop teams up with a speedy but illegal female cabbie to foil a gang of Brazilian bank robbers. (2004) 
01:00Bargain Bride On Benefits Documentary about people on benefits. Yvonne and David are planning their dream wedding despite only earning in a year the same amount as the cost of the average UK wedding. (S1 Ep 18) 
02:00On Benefits: Life On The Dole Documentary about people living on benefits. Rob has been on the dole for 20 years, until a freak accident offers him some compensation cash. (S1 Ep 19) 
03:00Channel Zero Horror anthology series. Marla agrees to help Mike investigate the murders, only to be horrified when she learns what actually happened. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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