This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, September 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. There are several suspects when roses anonymously arrive at the Baxter household on Valentine's Day, but Mike isn't among them - he bought Vanessa a taser gun. (S3 Ep 15) 
08:20Smallville Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is on the verge of discovering where he came from, and a reporter unearths Kent's secret. (S1 Ep 21) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby hits a major roadblock with the group routine, while a former ALDC dancer considers visiting her old teammates. (S7 Ep 13) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality serties. The ALDC battles the Candy Apples for the final time this season, and a surprise guest makes an appearance that shocks the whole team. (S7 Ep 14) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter. 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date. 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. (S4 Ep 3) 
14:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike and Ed's friendship is put to the test by Ed's controlling girlfriend. (S4 Ep 3) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. After a close call with a sinkhole, Boyd becomes too afraid to leave the house. (S4 Ep 4) 
15:00Neighbours Ollie's mother threatens to go to the police. Harlow is appalled at the prospect of Terese and Paul meeting her mother. Finn confronts David over his attachment to Elly's baby. 
15:30Home and Away Dean finally realises why Mackenzie is being so hostile and tries a different approach. Justin learns that Raffy's CBD trial is being closed down. Alf tries to get through to Ben. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. Will takes his new baby cousin to college in an attempt to get some female attention. (S4 Ep 4) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. Carlton is unable to join in when Will and his friends boast about kissing women. (S4 Ep 5) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him. (S6 Ep 1) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back. (S6 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Ollie's mother threatens to go to the police. Harlow is appalled at the prospect of Terese and Paul meeting her mother. Finn confronts David over his attachment to Elly's baby. 
18:30Home and Away Raffy is distraught when she hears the bad news about her CBD trial. Robbo gets a fresh message and heads off for a rendezvous with a tracking device concealed in his shoe. 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Harrow Enforcement are shocked to discover an industrial-scale weed farm in a house. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series that delves into the dark side of the UK's housing crisis, featuring victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. (S3 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Rich Kids, Skint Holiday Reality series sending well-to-do youngsters on budget-conscious jollies. How will 21-year-old Mel fare on a camping trip in Wales with Pam, Graham and their family? (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00White Chicks Film Comedy starring Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans. Two disgraced FBI agents disguise themselves as dumb white socialites to catch a devious millionaire. (2004) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10White Chicks Film Comedy starring Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans. Two disgraced FBI agents disguise themselves as dumb white socialites to catch a devious millionaire. (2004) 
00:15Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. 19-year-old Freddie swaps his family's seven-bedroomed house in west London for single mum Charmaine's flat in Watford. (S2 Ep 5) 
01:15Young, Dumb & Banged Up in the Sun Documentary series about young Brits falling foul of the law in foreign lands. Harry was nabbed for selling drugs in Malta. Jordan worked without the right visa in Thailand. (S2 Ep 3) 
02:15Riverdale Teen drama. A land deal causes Riverdale High to be flooded with teen gang members. Betty tracks down her long-lost brother, given up for adoption years ago. (S2 Ep 10) 
03:10Riverdale Teen drama. In an attempt to win over Hiram, Archie dives into the ring. He hits above his weight, but Hiram is wary of giving him an unconditional blessing. (S2 Ep 11) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.