This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, May 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Emmy Award-winning sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. The Solomons learn about Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep 10) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby gives Kalani and Nia head-to-head solos to determine who will get the starring role in the upcoming senior division competition. (S5 Ep 31) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. ALDC's competition season comes to a close with Nationals. The girls feel the pressure to remain undefeated and prevail in LA over their rivals. (S5 Ep 33) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby and the mothers dissect the results at Nationals and discuss some of the most shocking moments in Los Angeles. (S5 Ep 36) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Jay and Michael run into a former cheerleader from their high school. (S2 Ep 25) 
11:35My Wife and Kids US comedy. The Kyles leave for their family holiday in Hawaii, but Michael decides to take them on a tour round the US before they catch their flight. (S3 Ep 1) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books. Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. (S5 Ep 18) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. When Charlie meets the fiancee of his girlfriend's grown-up son, he realises it is not for the first time. (S5 Ep 19) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom. Tommy persuades Dick to direct his high-school production of Romeo and Juliet. (S2 Ep 14) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. When Dick hurts his ankle while doing a favour for Dr Albright, he takes advantage of her sympathy and milks the situation. (S2 Ep 15) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike clashes with Mandy's animal activist boyfriend. (S1 Ep 20) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Ed have doubts about Kyle's sporting ability. (S1 Ep 21) 
15:00Neighbours Finn visits Harry Sinclair in jail, fearful that his memory is returning. Mark's suspicion of Finn puts Elly under pressure. Terese worries that Vance will reveal her wayward past. 
15:30Home and Away Robbo turns up at Tori's ultrasound scan. Jasmine makes a dramatic decision involving Robbo. Justin and Leah's plans keep getting thwarted. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael discovers that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought. (S3 Ep 3) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
17:00Smallville Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is on the verge of discovering where he came from, and a reporter unearths Kent's secret. (S1 Ep 21) 
18:00Neighbours Finn visits Harry Sinclair in jail, fearful that his memory is returning. Mark's suspicion of Finn puts Elly under pressure. Terese worries that Vance will reveal her wayward past. 
18:30Home and Away Both Willow and Dean have cause for celebration. As they party with Colby and Ziggy, Willow tells Dean how she feels about him, but he seems to have eyes only for Ziggy. 
19:00New: Ireland's Got Talent The programme features an inspirational choir from Northern Ireland, a mime act with a message, a beat boxer from Limerick and a group of cheerleading mothers. Lucy Kennedy hosts. (S2 Ep 6) 
20:00The Woman Who Ate A House Documentary about people eating the seemingly inedible, including a woman who devours the walls of her home, eating more than a ton of plaster in 15 years. 
21:00Goosebumps Film Family adventure starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette. After freeing the monsters living in a series of books, a teenager must work with the author to retrieve them. (2015) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Goosebumps Film Family adventure starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette. After freeing the monsters living in a series of books, a teenager must work with the author to retrieve them. (2015) 
23:00New: Empire High-stakes musical drama. A family battle to control their entertainment interests. Lucious tries to reconcile with estranged son Kingsley. (S5 Ep 15) 
00:00New: Riverdale Teen drama. The return of the Black Hood has left Midge six feet under. Betty suspects Chic, and sure enough her digging suggests he has something to hide. (S2 Ep 19) 
01:00New: Riverdale Teen drama. Hiram uses the Dark Circle group to upset Fred's campaign, but is outdone by the Black Hood. Archie tries to protect the main suspect in Midge's death. (S2 Ep 20) 
02:00Channel Zero: No-End House Horror anthology series. Margot learns the grisly truth about her father, and the friends learn the full extent of what awaits them if they do not escape. (S2 Ep 3) 
03:00The Magicians Drama series. Julia and Quentin venture into the Underworld. Margo confesses after King Idri and others are turned into rats. Penny finds a new ally in the library. (S2 Ep 11) 
03:50Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.