This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, March 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:008 Simple Rules Freaky Friday After falling asleep watching 'Freaky Friday', Cate has a dream in which she and Bridget have swapped bodies, as have CJ and Jim, and Rory and his hamster. (S3 Ep 18) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie is nominated for a People's Choice Award and the mothers are furious when Abby invites an unexpected guest as her date to the event. (S6 Ep 12) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby brings in Broadway star Todrick Hall to direct the girls in a commercial, while Maddie and Brynn captain trio teams to compete head-to-head. (S6 Ep 13) 
10:05Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom. Emery shows some serious tennis potential, but are his folks hoping for too much, too soon? (S2 Ep 14) 
10:35Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. Eddie fears for his chances with Alison after she and Nicole become close. (S2 Ep 15) 
11:05Last Man Standing US sitcom starring Tim Allen. Kyle leaves the loading dock door open, allowing a bear to wander into Outdoor Man. (S6 Ep 1) 
11:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is disappointed to learn that the wedding showers for Mandy and Kyle are scheduled on the same day as the Broncos-Chargers football game. (S6 Ep 2) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who come to Earth in human form and call themselves the Solomon family. Vicki asks Harry to father her child. (S4 Ep 15) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and live on Earth as the Solomon family. Dick receives a chain letter and learns about the power of superstition. (S4 Ep 16) 
14:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. The gang stays in Karen's Vermont cabin in an effort to take Will's mind off his ex-boyfriend's anniversary. (S1 Ep 17) 
14:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace starts working long hours, forcing Will to find a replacement friend. (S1 Ep 18) 
15:00Neighbours Elly tells Mark her life-changing news. Paul's machinations prove too much for Amy. Dipi and Shane are not happy that number 32 is up for sale, but Aaron sees an opportunity. 
15:30Home and Away Brody gets between the sheets with Simone, unaware that Ziggy has collapsed with heatstroke during the half-marathon and has been rushed to hospital. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay demands that Michael hire an exterminator when she finds mouse droppings in the house but Michael is determined to handle it himself. (S4 Ep 13) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Junior is sick of living in the garage, and decides to look for a place of his own. (S4 Ep 14) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Louis' brother comes to visit with big news to share; Eddie tries to find a way to watch Chris Rock's latest comedy special. (S2 Ep 24) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. The Huangs hit Taiwan for Uncle Gene's wedding, prompting Louis to take stock. (S3 Ep 1) 
18:00Neighbours Elly tells Mark her life-changing news. Paul's machinations prove too much for Amy. Dipi and Shane are not happy that number 32 is up for sale, but Aaron sees an opportunity. 
18:30Home and Away Is seeing Ziggy in hospital the wake-up call that Brody needs? Summer Bay throws a farewell party for Coco. Chelsea tells Colby what she has decided. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike finds out future son-in-law Kyle fears meeting with the church's new minister, Mike tells Kyle to use him and Vanessa as a strong example. (S5 Ep 21) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike's anniversary at Outdoor Man is celebrated by a dinner and a speech. Mandy decides that to save money she and Kyle will move in with Mike and Vanessa. (S5 Ep 22) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A Warwickshire debtor moves goods to a neighbouring house to stop the agents seizing them. A family on the south coast pretend they are not in. 
21:00Edge of Tomorrow Film Sci-fi action starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. An army officer gets stuck in a time loop that sees him doing battle with an alien invasion again and again. (2014) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Edge of Tomorrow Film Sci-fi action starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. An army officer gets stuck in a time loop that sees him doing battle with an alien invasion again and again. (2014) 
23:15Drive Angry Film Violent action movie starring Nicolas Cage and Billy Burke. A seemingly indestructible gun-toting character sets out to avenge his daughter and rescue his grandchild. (2010) 
00:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:20Drive Angry Film Violent action movie starring Nicolas Cage and Billy Burke. A seemingly indestructible gun-toting character sets out to avenge his daughter and rescue his grandchild. (2010) 
01:25My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay demands that Michael hire an exterminator when she finds mouse droppings in the house but Michael is determined to handle it himself. (S4 Ep 13) 
01:55My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Junior is sick of living in the garage, and decides to look for a place of his own. (S4 Ep 14) 
02:20Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget. 
02:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. 
03:10Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike tries to convince Kristin and Ryan to buy a home instead of renting an apartment. Meanwhile, Mandy keeps kicking Eve out of the basement. (S5 Ep 15) 
03:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Eve and her friend Cammy form a new band, they sound so horrible that Mike comes up with an idea to break them up. (S5 Ep 16) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.