This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, January 17 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim and Cheryl argue about how to look after the girls. Andy takes his sisters to therapy with him. (S1 Ep 6) 
08:20Gilmore Girls The Great Stink Final series of the American drama. Stars Hollow is plagued by a foul odour when a train carrying pickles derails. Lorelai and Christopher have an ill-timed bust-up. (S7 Ep 5) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Double Trouble Railway adventures. The fat controller seems to have been replaced by a mischievous impostor. (S13 Ep 4) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Slippy Sodor Railway adventures. Thomas discovers he has something of a skill for comedy when an assignment to collect a cargo of bubbles goes awry. (S13 Ep 5) 
09:45Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals think that the bathroom mirror is a portal to another world. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:55Fireman Sam The Wrong Smell Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Helen and Penny go on a mountain hike - until the fog rolls in and Penny twists her ankle. (S1 Ep 26) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to find out why everyone is so sleepy in Brickabuild before all building in Toyland stops for good! (S1 Ep 5) 
10:25Little Princess I Want A Trumpet A music box entrances everyone at the castle, not least the Little Princess, who decides to learn how to play a musical instrument herself. (S1 Ep 14) 
10:40Simon Simon challenges his brother Gaspard to a series of sporting contests and eventually realises that nobody can win all the time. 
10:50Mofy Animation. Kerry has composed a new song for the Forest Dance Party. Mofy is going to sing a solo, but it's the first time she's sung before an audience... (S1 Ep 49) 
10:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep.3) 
11:05The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom. Vivian offers to help a local minister raise funds for a new youth centre. Unfortunately, he mistakes her enthusiasm for the project as affection for him. (S6 Ep 18) 
11:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air An episode showcasing outtakes from the series. (S6 Ep 19) 
12:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will and Grace plan to spend Halloween watching Ingmar Bergman films - until Harlin leaves his children with them. (S1 Ep 5) 
12:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace is shocked to hear from Jack that Will had a fling with a client without telling her. (S1 Ep 6) 
13:00Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 17) 
14:00Police Interceptors The Interceptors come under attack from a gang of violent, armed robbers, and the boys in the 'Big Blue Van' respond to reports of bottles raining down on the streets. (S12 Ep 4) 
15:00Neighbours The Brennan boys decide to sell the boat to meet Tyler's legal bills. David discovers that Aaron has history with Rory. Gary is horrified that his daughter slept with Ben. 
15:30Home and Away Ziggy and Mason find a gun and more cash concealed in the car. VJ discovers that Mick has requested a paternity test for Luc. VJ considers his future life after school. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom. Vivian offers to help a local minister raise funds for a new youth centre. Unfortunately, he mistakes her enthusiasm for the project as affection for him. (S6 Ep 18) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air An episode showcasing outtakes from the series. (S6 Ep 19) 
17:00Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace angers Will when she spills the beans about her fling with his brother Sam. (S1 Ep 15) 
17:30Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Will and Grace find themselves vying for the affections of a good-looking, sexually ambiguous new tenant. (S1 Ep 16) 
18:00Neighbours Shane sets up a meeting with an entrepreneur who is interested in his generator, but a mistake by Gary may his chances of investment. Rory finds a way to spend time with Aaron. 
18:30Home and Away Mick is deaf to Irene's pleas not to start a custody battle, especially after receiving confirmation that he is Luc's father. Ryder tries to charm both Raffy and Coco. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike has a big decision to make when his all-male work softball team agrees to let women play. (S1 Ep 5) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike struggles to turn down Mandy's request to try out for a modelling show. (S1 Ep 6) 
20:00New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. When Eddie's crush falls for someone else, he locks himself in his room and plays R&B love ballads on repeat. (S2 Ep 2) 
20:30Will & Grace Return of the popular award-winning US sitcom. Will and Jack both try dating younger men, while Grace and Karen get into deep water. (S9 Ep 2) 
21:00Due Date Film Comedy starring Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis. A father-to-be is forced to hitch a ride in a desperate bid to get home before the birth of his baby. (2010) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Due Date Film Comedy starring Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis. A father-to-be is forced to hitch a ride in a desperate bid to get home before the birth of his baby. (2010) 
23:00Scary Movie Film Comic teen horror parody starring Anna Faris and Dave Sheridan. After an accidental killing, some kids are stalked by a serial killer, a reporter and their school principal. (2000) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Scary Movie Film Comic teen horror parody starring Anna Faris and Dave Sheridan. After an accidental killing, some kids are stalked by a serial killer, a reporter and their school principal. (2000) 
00:45Sex Pod Lifestyle series with expert advice and practical demonstrations. Topics include blow jobs, role play, and the size and look of labia. (S2 Ep 7) 
01:45The Boy With No Face:... ...Extraordinary People. Documentary. Erick has a rare tumour that blocks him from eating, drinking or breathing. He flies 4,000 miles for a risky experimental procedure. 
02:45100% Hotter Makeunder series. The Style Team work their magic on 24-year-old alternative model Ismini who has taken her look to greater and greater extremes. (S1 Ep 3) 
03:35According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl wants Jim to treat Andy's new girlfriend nicely as she is his first since Carrie, as well as being Ruby's piano teacher. (S1 Ep 9) 
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