This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, September 16 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike does his best to make Ryan see the benefits of believing in the magic of Christmas, while Mandy plans a surprise for their housekeeper. (S3 Ep 11) 
08:20Smallville Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark gets into a class election with an opponent who has the ability to control bees. (S1 Ep 18) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby and the ALDC try to break a long-standing losing streak in Fresno, but Holly's nerves are frayed. (S7 Ep 7) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. Abby takes the girls to a cemetery to get them in the spirit for a graveyard-inspired routine. (S7 Ep 8) 
11:05My Wife and Kids US comedy. The Kyles leave for their family holiday in Hawaii, but Michael decides to take them on a tour round the US before they catch their flight. (S3 Ep 1) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. On a night out, Michael and Jay find temptation hard to resist. (S3 Ep 2) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women. (S1 Ep 6) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Jake and Judith are strongly influenced by Charlie's female surfer friend. (S1 Ep 7) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Important lessons are learned when Eve tries to switch maths teachers because her teacher has a reputation for being tough. (S3 Ep 19) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Concerns grow for Grandpa Bud when he is attacked outside his shop, prompting Vanessa and Mike to have a chat with the girls. (S3 Ep 20) 
15:00Neighbours Hendrix starts flirting with Chloe. Gail tells Harlow she was in the conspiracy against Paul. Roxy's erotic games backfire and cause Ned to discover their secret. 
15:30Home and Away Robbo and Jasmine move into a motel room, which causes tensions. Bella moves back in with her brother, but remains troubled. Irene decides to go back to work at the diner. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. Will lands a spot on a comedy show after joining a friend at an audition. (S3 Ep 22) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. As Philip and Vivian prepare to renew their wedding vows, the family put together a scrapbook. (S3 Ep 23) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie becomes a hit with kids and parents after writing a children's song, which infuriates Alan. (S5 Ep 8) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and nephew move in with him. Charlie fights his attraction to his future stepsister. (S5 Ep 9) 
18:00Neighbours Hendrix starts flirting with Chloe. Gail tells Harlow she was in the conspiracy against Paul. Roxy's erotic games backfire and cause Ned to discover their secret. 
18:30Home and Away Jasmine panics when Robbo goes missing. Colby finds him at the gym working out his frustrations, and offers some timely advice. Things are going badly with Bella. 
19:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door The investigation into the 2016 disappearance and murder of 15-year-old Paige Doherty, who went missing on the way to her Saturday job in Clydebank, Scotland. 
20:00100 Videos to Make You Cry Clip show rounding up memorable tearjerking moments that have been committed to video. This collection reveals a wide range of emotional moments to pull at the heartstrings. 
22:00New: Undercover Twins Dating series with a twist. Identical twins Summer and Eden go looking for love as one person. (S1 Ep 6) 
23:00Red Dragon Film Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton. An FBI profiler has to capture a serial killer with the help of his nemesis - the monstrous Dr Hannibal Lecter. (2002) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Red Dragon Film Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton. An FBI profiler has to capture a serial killer with the help of his nemesis - the monstrous Dr Hannibal Lecter. (2002) 
01:40Young, Dumb & Banged Up in the Sun Documentary series about young Brits falling foul of the law abroad. Brett had free accommodation on the Costa del Sol in exchange for tending a field of illegal marijuana plants. (S2 Ep 6) 
02:40Riverdale Teen drama. Jughead is forced into an alliance with the Serpents, Cheryl is drugged and attacked, and Betty finds herself blackmailed by the Black Hood. (S2 Ep 5) 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go out on the town. (S6 Ep 7) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.