This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, March 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:008 Simple Rules Closure Cate and CJ find that Kerry has been using email to maintain contact with her holiday romance, but they don't realise that she's now concealing him in the attic. (S3 Ep 16) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. After Abby throws them out of her studio for bickering, the mothers contact Debbie Allen, who offers her studio so the girls can rehearse. (S6 Ep 8) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie returns from shooting her movie, but Abby does not seem happy to see her. The mothers wonder if Abby is jealous of Maddie's fame. (S6 Ep 9) 
10:058 Simple Rules The Sleepover The Hennessy clan jump to very wrong conclusions when they catch their mother Cate and Principal Gibb asleep in front of the family's television. (S3 Ep 23) 
10:358 Simple Rules Ditch Day Having discovered Cate and Principal Gibb's clandestine romantic alliance, CJ reveals all to Bridget - so Cate vows to get even. Nicole Richie guest stars. (S3 Ep 24) 
11:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike meets with famous rock climber and former girlfriend Billie Cassidy to persuade the Outdoor Man to sell her line of climbing gear. (S5 Ep 19) 
11:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa hopes getting a tattoo will change the current status she has with her three daughters from mother/daughter to friend/friend. (S5 Ep 20) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter. 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date. 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth. Dick receives a letter inviting him to a Solomon family reunion. (S4 Ep 11) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth. Dick receives a letter inviting him to a Solomon family reunion. (S4 Ep 11) 
14:00Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace's mother comes to visit, creating havoc when she suggests that Will and Grace should marry. (S1 Ep 13) 
14:30Will & Grace Award winning US Sitcom. Grace surprises Will by inviting his older, estranged brother to Jack's birthday party. (S1 Ep 14) 
15:00Neighbours Distressed by his past, Finn tells Susan that he knows what she did to him but forgives her. Things heat up between Leo and Piper. Gary and Sheila find common ground. 
15:30Home and Away Jasmine is torn over whether or not to tell Robbo about the baby. Colby tells Chelsea the truth about his encounter with Ross. A distraught Dean stays by Willow's bedside. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Vanessa has her first ultrasound. Michael becomes obsessed with finding out whether he is having a grandson or a granddaughter. (S4 Ep 9) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire throws a party while Michael and Jay are out, but things spiral out of control when someone spikes the punch. (S4 Ep 10) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Evan debates whether to use his American or Chinese name on his new bank account; Louis and Jessica reminisce about how they met and how they acquired their American names. (S2 Ep 20) 
17:30Fresh Off the Boat Jessica persuades Honey and grandma to rent out the renovated house, but the renters turn out to be more than they bargained for. (S2 Ep 21) 
18:00Neighbours Distressed by his past, Finn tells Susan that he knows what she did to him but forgives her. Things heat up between Leo and Piper. Gary and Sheila find common ground. 
18:30Home and Away Dean and Willow's father bond as they wait to see if she will pull through a second operation. Maggie has pre half-marathon jitters. Alf and Martha reminisce about old times. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is anxious to buy the miniature tank collection once belonging to the late husband of his neighbour. (S5 Ep 17) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike thinks Vanessa is using too much of his space at home to do her work, so he builds her a detached shed he calls a 'she shed' in their yard. (S5 Ep 18) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic see through a debtor's lies in Manchester and track down a landlord in Liverpool. Gareth and Mitch are in for a surprise in Wiltshire. (S5 Ep 37) 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series following rich kids who move in with poorer families. Wannabe rapper Navid leaves his Versace-laden life behind him to live with a couple and their daughter. (S3 Ep 7) 
22:00Grown Ups Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
23:00Access Entertainment round up. 
23:05Grown Ups Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
00:108 Simple Rules Old Flame Disenchanted with the routine of family life, Cate emails an old college flame - who then turns up at her house with the intention of reliving times gone by. (S3 Ep 15) 
00:358 Simple Rules Closure Cate and CJ find that Kerry has been using email to maintain contact with her holiday romance, but they don't realise that she's now concealing him in the attic. (S3 Ep 16) 
01:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Vanessa has her first ultrasound. Michael becomes obsessed with finding out whether he is having a grandson or a granddaughter. (S4 Ep 9) 
01:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire throws a party while Michael and Jay are out, but things spiral out of control when someone spikes the punch. (S4 Ep 10) 
01:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married, and tries desperately to convince her that he would make a better husband. 
02:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again. 
02:50Last Man Standing US sitcom. Annoyed at how far his family has moved away from the true spirit of Christmas, Mike wants each of them to perform a good deed. (S5 Ep 11) 
03:15Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa bet on the outcome of their annual Polar Run, with Mandy trying to negotiate a few perks for herself. (S5 Ep 12) 
03:353rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Dick finds Mary's promotion difficult to cope with. (S4 Ep 3) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.