This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, October 16 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Concerns grow for Ed when he reconnects with former flame Wanda. (S2 Ep 4) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. After a chaotic first week in LA, Abby and Holly have their biggest and most shocking fight ever as she grows fearful of Nia's future with the ALDC. (S5 Ep 6) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The mothers stage a protest and walk out on Abby, prompting her to assemble a totally new dance team for the weekend's competition. (S3 Ep 2) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike directs a Wild West sketch to celebrate the shop's Buffalo Bill Day sale. (S2 Ep 14) 
10:40Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike catches Mandy sneaking into the house. (S2 Ep 15) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online. (S4 Ep 15) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Alan go to a new nightclub where they are seen as old. (S4 Ep 16) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police unit. The officers intercept a stolen car, foil a cannabis grower, engage in a series of drugs raids and calm a drunken sailor. (S3 Ep 4) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. An evasive man is given a choice between paying his debt or relinquishing his luxury car, and there's a writ for the organiser of a music festival. (S5 Ep 23) 
15:00Neighbours Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. 
15:30Home and Away Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay attempt to conceal their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts they expected. (S4 Ep 17) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife and three kids. Michael is left with a permanent smile on his face when an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry. (S4 Ep 18) 
17:00Two and a Half Men US sitcom. When Evelyn complains about a lack of mourners at a friend's funeral, Charlie and Alan are brutally honest about what hers could be like. (S4 Ep 17) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting. (S4 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. 
18:30Home and Away Colby is forced to confront his issues with Chelsea and the two take a tentative step towards reconciliation. Brody gives Maggie some cookery lessons, much to Mason's disapproval. 
19:00New: Bachelorette Australia: Final Dating show based on the hit US series, featuring one single female choosing from a group of available men. (S3 Ep 12) 
20:30Cats Make You LOL Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. (Ep 6) 
21:00Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
22:50Seventh Son Film Supernatural fantasy epic starring Ben Barnes and Julianne Moore. An ageing warrior trains a young farmer to take on an evil queen who has escaped from captivity. (2015) 
23:50Access Entertainment round up. 
23:55Seventh Son Film Supernatural fantasy epic starring Ben Barnes and Julianne Moore. An ageing warrior trains a young farmer to take on an evil queen who has escaped from captivity. (2015) 
00:45Dangerous Dog Owners & Proud Documentary about people who keep banned and dangerous dogs, and the authorities who are struggling to deal with the increasing number of aggressive attacks and interbreeding. 
01:45Bachelorette Australia: The Final Dating show based on the hit US series, featuring one single female choosing from a group of available men. (S3 Ep 12) 
03:10Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. The first challenge requires turning the simple 'man bun' style into a fantastical look, but three out of five stylists inadvertently go samurai. (S2 Ep 2) 
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