This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, October 26 2017

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. When the mean old Black-Backed Gull moves into Seagull Cliff, the smaller seagulls move out and build a new nest beside the puffin's burrow. (S2 Ep 32) 
06:05Poppy Cat Animation. The gang go into outer space to build Mo a stick palace, but it goes missing while the gang are saving Egbert from a meteor shower. (S2 Ep 30) 
06:20Simon Animation. Pandemonium reigns when Grandpa's dog Elvis meets up with Milou, the boys' cat. Simon thinks they don't like each other, but they are just having fun. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animation. When the zoo keeper commissions Bob and the team to build Komodo Island, Muck's dislike of Komodo dragons accidentally lands Leo in trouble. (Ep 26) 
06:35Fireman Sam Sheepdog Trials Norman tries to train Radar to be a sheepdog but fails miserably, causing Woolly and her lamb to run out into the road and making Mike Flood's van tip over. (S7 Ep 11) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Train fun. It's a big day on Sodor! The Fat Controller's mother, Dowager Hatt, is having a party and she has invited some very important visitors. (S16 Ep 3) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. A litter of golden doodles have turned four weeks old and are testing out their newly-developed vision by escaping their box basket. (S3 Ep 4) 
07:05Nella the Princess Knight Animated children's series. Nella's hero, celebrity knight Sir Hamsworth visits Castlehaven - and so does the fearsome dragon Rumblefang who he supposedly defeated. (S1 Ep 16) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to investigate why Deltoid is scared of Smartysaurus or they will never be friends again! (S1 Ep 9) 
07:35PAW Patrol Pups in a Fog: CGI animated series about a pack of puppies. The pups travel through thick fog in order to reach a lighthouse and repair the light. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:50Rusty Rivets Ten-year-old Rusty Rivets invents his way out of every problem by turning old parts and objects into weird and wonderful contraptions! (S1 Ep 9) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Fizzy finds an old magical camera in a dusty cupboard, but when she starts using it she discovers that the camera doesn't just take pictures... (S1 Ep 40) 
08:15Floogals Animation. After some food appears to have been turned into metal, the Floogals unravel a roll of the shiny metal - and Flo turns into metal too! (S1 Ep 18) 
08:35Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's family are at Digger World, where they fun building walls and knocking them over again, and even help Mr Bull when there's an obstacle in the road. (S5 Ep 21) 
08:45Peppa Pig Daddy Loses His Glasses Animation. When Daddy Pig loses his glasses he gets a bit grumpy. But Peppa and George have lots of fun looking for them. (S1 Ep 15) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Jolly's Riding Club Animation. The children go on a snail trek with Miss Jolly. All goes well until the snails head straight toward the elf farm and Mr Elf's cabbages... (S2 Ep 28) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Mofy receives a letter from the Mice children, who tell her that their mother is not feeling very well. They ask Mofy to visit to cheer her up. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! In this explosive episode the High Court Enforcement Agents hear a call to arms, get tangled in a family's convoluted web and Paul takes a blow - from some shop shutters. (S5 Ep 4) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series. Alex Polizzi returns to Eden Lodge in Falmouth to check in again with hapless hoteliers Lynn and Ziggy. (S3 Ep 3) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Beth's father tells Mason to stay away from her. Tori and Ash get together. A stressed Olivia needs help to fulfil her orders. Coco is devastated after VJ gently lets her down. 
13:45Neighbours Steph worries about how Amy raised the money. Jack is an unexpected success with the students. Leo's determination to entrap Courtney backfires. 
14:15NCIS Ships in the Night US crime drama series. The NCIS team partners the Coast Guard Investigative Service when they investigate the murder of a marine on a dinner boat cruise. (S8 Ep 11) 
15:10A Sunday Horse Film Drama starring Nikki Reed and Linda Hamilton. A determined rider defies all the odds to pursue her dreams of winning a national jumping championship. (2015) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Steph worries about how Amy raised the money. Jack is an unexpected success with the students. Leo's determination to entrap Courtney backfires. 
18:00Home and Away Beth's father tells Mason to stay away from her. Tori and Ash get together. A stressed Olivia needs help to fulfil her orders. Coco is devastated after VJ gently lets her down. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00All New Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. North Yorkshire's road crime team chase a gang using 4x4s on nightly thefts from industrial estates. (S2 Ep 17) 
20:00New: Bargain Loving Brits... ...In Blackpool. Reality series. Meet drag queen and impressario Simon Green, aka Betty Legs Diamond, two octagenarian Scots on holiday, an estate agent for caravans and Gino Gelato. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The Haslams have three children, twelve restaurants and ?3,000 to spare a week. They swap lives with the Brimicombes, who have four kids but only ?140 a week to spend. (S2 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Bad Habits, Holy Orders Documentary series. Five women place themselves in the hands of a Norfolk convent. Two of them have a fight at the top of a cathedral and they all decide they need a night out. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05New: Borderline Spoof reality series. Proctor discovers that rumours of a royal visit to perform the opening ceremony for the new terminal have been greatly exaggerated. (S2 Ep 1) 
23:35New: Borderline Spoof reality series. Clive applies to get his old job back, Grant calls a strike, and no-one wants to deal with a suspected ebola victim. (S2 Ep 2) 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Hunted And Confronted: Cowboys... ...Crooks and Chancers. Paul Connolly investigates the negligent sales pitch of a funeral plan sales agent, and tracks down a car clocker who goes the extra mile to cheat the system. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Never Teach Your Wife to Drive Documentary following three British couples during one of the most stressful tests of their relationships. As tempers flare, will they get as far as the driving test? [SL] 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a property in Yeovil, Somerset. [SL] (S3 Ep 14) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Featuring a healthy house expert, a clairvoyant and a feng shui expert. [SL] (S2 Ep 1)