This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Sunday, March 25 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want My Plaster Little Princess feels brave as she sports the plaster on her knee, but that feeling evaporates when the time comes to rip the plaster off. (S2 Ep 15) 
06:10Wissper Animation. A series of misunderstandings causes the genies to shrink themselves and Leah to doll-size, then Zac accidentally locks them inside Leah's doll's house! (S1 Ep 13) 
06:20Milkshake Monkey Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. When it is feeding time at the seal sanctuary Milkshake Monkey is there to help. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:25Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Mouriatti the Irish wolfhound barks goodbye to his litter mates, as he meets his new owner and settles in his new home. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:30Mofy Animated series. Lee and Sioux are rolling down the hill. Mofy has never played before and is scared her friends might laugh at her. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:35Simon Animation. Simon and his friends are excited at the prospect of performing in their school play - until they realise that all their parents are in the audience. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:40Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:45Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. George enjoys seeing his reflection in the mirror so much that he and Peppa try to find other shiny things to see themselves in. (S4 Ep 40) 
06:50Paw Patrol Animation. The Pups decide to stage a medieval play in the town square, but Cap'n Turbot's castle stage prop ends up collapsing and trapping him! (S2 Ep 3) 
07:05Thomas and Friends Flash Bang Wallop! CGI animated railway adventures. A photographer arrives on the Island of Sodor to take photographs for a book. (S16 Ep 6) 
07:15Fireman Sam Sailor Steele Animation. Mike and Charlie are training to be reserve firemen, but it has prevented Charlie from going out in his fishing boat and there is no fish for the cafe. (S7 Ep 17) 
07:25Olly the Little White Van Animation. Olly and Bertie are asked to find an exciting news story for Bumpton's local newspaper. But when they spot a UFO in the sky, is it real or a hoax? (S1 Ep 54) 
07:35Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. When the Great Animal Crown is lost at the bottom of the ocean, Blaze transforms into a shark to retrieve it for his Animal Island friends. (S3 Ep 8) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. Old friend Mandy the monkey swipes Ryder's PupPad, resulting in a wild monkey chase through the jungle that leads to a cursed temple. (S2 Ep 5) 
08:15Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When troublesome impkins storm the ice cream parlour in the shopping centre, it's up to Nella to save the day and discover what brought them there. (S1 Ep 6) 
08:30Noddy Toyland Detective Animation. When a little clockwork duck turns up at the DinoLab, Noddy tries to find out where it comes from and return it to its family. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy Go Bananas Animation. When Granny Thistle comes to visit and gives Daisy and Poppy a powerful magic wand, the children escape from the castle and go bananas! (S2 Ep 24) 
09:10Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zeta and the genies enter their pets into the Pet Talent Show. But Zeta decides to cheat using her magic to ensure that Nazboo wins the competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
09:15Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby and Chips look after one of Fizzy's magic potions while she goes for the last ingredient. But they are careless, with disastrous results! (S1 Ep 28) 
09:35Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. The playgroup is going on a trip to the museum. Everyone is on the bus ready to go, except Pedro Pony. Where is he? (S4 Ep 41) 
09:45Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and Suzy have nothing to do, so Daddy Pig finds an old box of garden games. But not all the games are easy for George. (S4 Ep 42) 
09:50Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures of four half-human crime-fighters. Raph must get Mona Lisa and Bishop to work together to defeat an alien threat and save the Earth. (S5 Ep 6) 
10:25Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. Featuring highlights of Bury v Wigan and Doncaster v Blackburn in League 1, and Luton v Barnet in League 2. 
10:50Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. 
11:20Police Interceptors Special episode of the reality series featuring the police dogs of the Cleveland and Durham Specialist Operations Unit, in training and in action. (S9 Ep 11) 
12:20The Illusionist Film Romantic drama starring Jessica Biel and Edward Norton. A lowly magician uses his powers to enrapture his former sweetheart, now engaged to Austria's Crown Prince. (2006) 
14:25The Man in the Iron Mask Film Swashbuckling drama starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeremy Irons. The retired Three Musketeers hatch a plan to oust cruel French ruler, King Louis XIV, from the throne. (1998) 
16:45A Knight's Tale Film Medieval adventure starring Heath Ledger and Rufus Sewell. A low-born squire replaces his dead employer as a competitor in a jousting competition for the nobility. (2001) 
17:455 News Update National and International news. 
17:50A Knight's Tale Film Medieval adventure starring Heath Ledger and Rufus Sewell. A low-born squire replaces his dead employer as a competitor in a jousting competition for the nobility. (2001) 
19:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A jeweller lashes out at Garry in Birmingham, and a dispute between a council and a private landlord in East London prompts Steve and Max to clamp the mayor's limo. (S5 Ep 5) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gary and Cona try to pinpoint a debtor in South East London, but instead encounter his angry brother, who proceeds to attack Gary. (S5 Ep 3) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00The Bodyguard Film Romantic melodrama in which a singer takes on a bodyguard to defend her against someone who is trying to kill her. Initially the two cannot agree on anything, but romance follows. 
22:005 News Update National and international news. 
22:05The Bodyguard Film Romantic melodrama in which a singer takes on a bodyguard to defend her against someone who is trying to kill her. Initially the two cannot agree on anything, but romance follows. 
23:35Whitney Houston: A Tragic Love Film Fact-based drama starring Yaya DaCosta and Arlen Escarpeta. A chronicle of the headline-making relationship between singers Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. (2015) 
01:20Whitney Houston: Her Greatest Hits Compilation of Whitney Houston's greatest hits. 
02:10Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton visit a property in London to discover why it is not selling. [SL] (S3 Ep 15) 
05:10Great Artists Art historian Tim Marlow looks at the work of the world's most famous artists. He examines the works of the creator of the Mona Lisa - Leonardo da Vinci. (S1 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 8) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Baba, Bernie and Silky are cheering Oona on as she practises her diving skills. When she can't dive deep enough to reach Baba's pebble, Silky shows her how. (S2 Ep 23)