This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, March 18 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Boat Animation about a lovable young pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have a beautiful little boat and Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with them. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:05Peppa Pig Shopping Animation about a lovable young pig. Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, Peppa and George go to the supermarket. Soon they have everything they need - and a delicious chocolate cake. (S1 Ep 49) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. Henry finds out where milk comes from and becomes a cowboy to help round up the herd, who wandered off when the gate was left open. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:15Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Meet Barley, a Newfoundland puppy with a big personality. We join her as she learns to listen and play gently with her mum Willow. (S2 Ep 1) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Tooth Fairy Impish animation. Ben and Holly are excited to learn that Nanny Plum is a tooth fairy by night. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Doris Loris is bored of being cute and wants to be scary. Wissper asks Kev Crocodile to give her lessons, hoping that he will deter her. (S2 Ep 16) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Pat-Pat thinks that a cabbage monster must be on the loose when Farmer Tom's cabbages go missing. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. In Australia, Thomas tries to become an Outback tour guide - with disastrous consequences. (S22 Ep 10) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Izzy misses her mum, so Maggie takes her out for the day. Shane offers to do Maggie's chores on the farm - but he soon finds that it's not that easy. (Ep 21) 
07:20Peppa Pig Potato City Peppa and her family visit a new theme park where there is lots of fun to be had with vegetables. (S4 Ep 1) 
07:30Peppa Pig The New House Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George are taken to visit the home that Mr Bull is building. Will they find out who their new neighbours are? (S4 Ep 2) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. When Cheep and Chirp's little cousins vroom off in the cadets' vehicles, can Top Wing rescue the chicks and their own rides? (S1 Ep 16) 
07:55New: PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue puppies. While Alex is hosting a fun party, his special pinata mysteriously disappears. (S4 Ep 41) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby is jealous of his cousin Dougie's new moustache, but when he asks Fizzy to magic him some facial hair too, the spell goes awry. (S2 Ep 11) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals discover a weird machine with wheels like a bicycle, but wrapped in tape with lots of pictures of Boy Hooman on it. (S2 Ep 26) 
08:35Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Elf Windmill Impish animation. King Thistle demands bread for his royal breakfast, but there is no flour to be found in the castle. (S1 Ep 28) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine CGI animation about twin genies. When Nazboo's siblings come to visit, Zeta recruits them to help take the girls' gems when they are not home. 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. At six weeks old, the puppies visit the vet. The Dalmatian pups have their hearing tested, and the corgis have a thorough health check. (S1 Ep 5) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15The Nightmare Neighbour Abroad Cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye in Spain. Illona's dream of opening an animal sanctuary in Spain upsets a group of local hunters. (S6 Ep 8) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. This week, the agents face a web of deceit in a delicatessen, a feisty eviction in London, a row over an unpaid business debt, and landlords at their wits' end. (S3 Ep 9) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Chelsea confronts Colby about Ross, convinced that he has held something back. Tori begs Jasmine to keep her secret. Marilyn tries to bring Alf and Martha closer together. 
13:45Neighbours Karl faces the consequences of his actions. Finn goes missing. Paul demands that Terese fire Ned, but she refuses. Gary plans a surprise for Amy, but ends up taking Susan. 
14:15A Father's Guilty Secret Film Thriller starring Willa Ford and Daniel Hugh Kelly. A young and ambitious attorney learns some disturbing facts which put her career in jeopardy. (2016) 
16:00Friends Joey is offered a part on a soap - but only if he hits the casting couch. Rachel's new boyfriend Russ looks uncannily like Ross. (S2 Ep 10) 
16:30Friends As Carol and Susan tie the knot in front of an uncomfortable Ross, Rachel's mother announces that she has decided to put an end to her own marriage. (S2 Ep 11) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Karl faces the consequences of his actions. Finn goes missing. Paul demands that Terese fire Ned, but she refuses. Gary plans a surprise for Amy, but ends up taking Susan. 
18:00Home and Away Chelsea confronts Colby about Ross, convinced that he has held something back. Tori begs Jasmine to keep her secret. Marilyn tries to bring Alf and Martha closer together. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Premiership Rugby Cup Highlights Action from the latest round of the Premiership Rugby Cup. 
19:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against criminals. (S2 Ep 8) 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Reality series following the work of high-speed police intercept units. Two men armed with machetes and a sawn-off shotgun make a dramatic escape on a motorbike. (S16 Ep 2) 
21:00New: Around The World By Train... ...With Tony Robinson. Travelogue series with Tony Robinson. As he rides the rails across the Australia, Tony visits a vast outback farm where herding is done by helicopter. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00New: House of Extraordinary People Observational series. Nine individuals with different appearances share a house and confront the prejudices of the 'normal' world. The housemates venture to a local swimming pool. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:05Too Sick To Work & On Benefits All across the UK, the ruins of the recession have left families battling below the breadline. This episode meets the people who survive on benefits after they've been signed off work sick. 
00:05Grand Theft Auto: UK Documentary exposing the criminals who engage in stealing cars, revealing the tricks of the trade and the criminal hierarchies involved. (S2 Ep 4) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS Dead Reflection US crime drama series. When a Pentagon security camera catches a petty officer committing a murder, the NCIS team set out to track down the killer. (S8 Ep 21) 
04:00NCIS Cracked US crime drama series. The team worries about Abby when she becomes too involved with solving the murder of a naval scientist. Meanwhile, Tony's newest fling brings trouble. (S8 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series with Ann Maurice. A lacklustre house in Welton, near Daventry, requires a revamp. [SL] (S6 Ep 11) 
05:10Divine Designs In this edition of the series about religious works of art, Dr Paul Binski visits Chelsea and Brockhampton. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:00Peppa Pig My Birthday Party Animation about a lovable young pig. It's Peppa Pig's birthday today. Peppa wakes up very early so she doesn't waste any of her special day. (S1 Ep 50)