This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, July 18 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Muddy Puddles Animated series. Peppa can't play outside because it's raining, but when the rain stops she and George play one of their favourite games - jumping in muddy puddles. (S1 Ep 1) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Animation. Olly and Bertie are asked to find an exciting news story for Bumpton's local newspaper. But when they spot a UFO in the sky, is it real or a hoax? (S1 Ep 54) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei is going to the pop-up cinema with her friends in the park, but Timmy has hurt himself. Can they still see the movie without Timmy missing out? (S1 Ep 23) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon trades his favourite cars for Ferdinand's robot, then discovers it is broken. He wants his cars back, but Ferdinand refuses. (S1 Ep 49) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The toys are visiting Fuse's workshop for a check-up. They are fine when they go in, but they are all wonky when they come out. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:40Fireman Sam The adventures of Fireman Sam and his friends. Whatever the emergency, Sam and his trusted team are always on hand to save the day. (S10 Ep 7) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Not Now, Charlie CGI animation. Charlie is a small purple engine who likes to tell jokes. One day Charlie discovers an elephant on the line and tries to alert the other engines. (S17 Ep 10) 
07:00The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Rudy is a brave little farm cat, but can she make new friends in the barn? (S1 Ep 9) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah befriends a fox that can turn invisible, but Zeta tries to capture the animal for its magic. (S2 Ep 22) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about healthy eating. Izzy enters her marrow in the large vegetable competition at the county show. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:35Peppa Pig The Toy Cupboard Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George's toy basket is full, so Mummy Pig decides it is time to order a new toy cupboard. (S2 Ep 44) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Pirate Peppa and her friends put together a treasure chest. But shortly after they bury it, Pedro realises that he's lost something! (S4 Ep 52) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Holly's Magic Wand Impish animation. King Thistle is snowed under with royal duties. He must launch a boat, judge a competition and make a speech at a festival. Can Holly help? (S1 Ep 3) 
08:05Paw Patrol Animation. Ryder finds a map showing the location of an outlaw's buried treasure, but Mayor Humdinger grabs it and runs off to find the loot for himself. (S2 Ep 25) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Girl Hooman thinks that there's a monster in her wardrobe, but she is not the only one who can let her imagination run away with her... (S2 Ep 8) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Digby tells his friends that they need to go to Peek Rock to see a special event, Grizel and Mungo decide that they have to get there first. (S1 Ep 47) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When sleepy dragons overrun Castlehaven, Nella discovers that the 'monster' that drove them from their cave is not as scary as they think. (Ep 19) 
09:05Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. Mofy wants her friends to read the poem she wrote, but they all are tied up with their own tasks. (S1 Ep 2) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Topical debate show with special guests. 
11:15On Benefits: Living the High Life Documentary revisiting some of the people previously featured including the 'Millionaire Shoplifter', and Blossom in Brighton, whose weight was having a serious effect on her health. (S1 Ep 24) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ash buys a one-way ticket to Cyprus. Colby discovers the phone that Ebony planted in Willow's caravan and accuses Willow of betraying him. Robbo almost catches Ebony with Hazel. 
13:45Neighbours Xanthe is concealing the full extent of her injuries, but is nonetheless determined to sit her exam next week. Toadie finds out about Sonya's visit to Andrea. 
14:15Cagney & Lacey Classic police drama series. Cagney and Lacey investigate the disappearance of a wealthy woman from the suburbs who was having an affair. (S3 Ep 1) 
15:15Expecting Amish Film Thought-provoking drama starring AJ Michalka and Alyson Stoner. An Amish teenager visits Los Angeles with her friends and gets a glimpse of the world beyond. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Xanthe is concealing the full extent of her injuries, but is nonetheless determined to sit her exam next week. Toadie finds out about Sonya's visit to Andrea. 
18:00Home and Away Ash buys a one-way ticket to Cyprus. Colby discovers the phone that Ebony planted in Willow's caravan and accuses Willow of betraying him. Robbo almost catches Ebony with Hazel. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00The Trouble With M&S Documentary. Fiona Phillips investigates why we are falling out of love with Marks & Spencer, speaking to former staff from the shop floor to the boardroom. 
20:00New: The Highland Midwife Documentary series narrated by Pam Ferris. In Inverness, midwife Hazel knows mum-to-be Sheena well, as she is now having her seventh baby. (S2 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Secrets Of The National Trust ...With Alan Titchmarsh. Historical series. Encircled by a protective wall and with an ancient herd of fallow deer roaming the grounds, sits the glorious Georgian mansion Dunham Massey. (S2 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Desert Prison: Hell on Earth Crime documentary series. In the desert of Arizona, the insulation-free canvas of Tent City Jail can reach 140 degrees in the day and below freezing at night. (Ep 3) 
23:05One Punch Killers One-off documentary. Violence is a major problem on Britain's streets, but what happens when a single punch takes a life? Aaron Roach Bridgeman investigates. 
00:05Fights, Camera, Action Clip show presented by George Lamb. Travel is one of the most stressful aspects of everyday life, but displays of anger and violence can make it much worse. (Ep 7) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10On Benefits: Got Talent Documentary series. Some people believe that fame is just around the corner, and they have every intention of staying on benefits until that opportunity comes knocking. (S1 Ep 4) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann visits a cluttered house in Cradley Heath. (S6 Ep 1) 
05:10Great Scientists Allan Chapman profiles famous scientists. Allan considers Charles Darwin, whose controversial theory of evolution was widely ridiculed when it was published. (S1 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 13) 
06:00Peppa Pig Mr Dinosaur Is Lost Animated series about a loveable pig. George is distraught when he loses Mr Dinosaur, his favourite toy, so Daddy Pig and Peppa turn detective. (S1 Ep 2)